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(Idolator)   Jewel gets her teeth fixed to play June Carter Cash, which is the first time anyone ever actually had to make their teeth look better to play a country musician   (idolator.com) divider line 93
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2012-06-11 02:33:56 PM  
She is proof that no matter what great body or cute if you are stupid you are not sexy. She even has the cutesy San Diego - Alaska thing going and still as dumb as a doorknob which makes her unattractive to me.

Yes, sharp knees and all. She is dumb.
 
2012-06-11 02:36:39 PM  

katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)


Howgh YOUF doarghblg?
 
2012-06-11 02:37:30 PM  
titwrench


Back in the '90s I got really farked up with Steve and Jewel and we ended up playing naked Twister with a couple of other girls and The Rugburns sound guy.


left hand red circle. yes please.

ON THE BOARD!
 
2012-06-11 02:43:09 PM  

JacFlash: titwrench: ChrisDe: JacFlash: ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]

To the left, the guy she's sitting next to is Steve Poltz who co-wrote "You Were Meant For Me" and in has several great albums himself. I started out as a Jewel fan, and now I'm a Steve fan.

Enjoy: Steve Poltz - Handjob on a Church Bus

The photo came from his site. Played here recently but I couldn't make the show. There's a pretty funny 3 part Youtube video of him singing the song and talking about that trip with Jewel.

Back in the '90s I got really farked up with Steve and Jewel and we ended up playing naked Twister with a couple of other girls and The Rugburns sound guy.

Yup, that sounds about right. Wait...was Jewel.....n..n...n....naked?


Everybody was naked. Even the people not playing Twister. That was back when we all surfed and played music. We were all relatively poor too so none of us ate a lot. Just a whole lot of skinny awesomeness back then.
 
2012-06-11 02:48:27 PM  

katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)


Me, too. I have a strange affection for slightly imperfect teeth like she had. Now, she looks like every other cookie cutter blonde to me.
 
2012-06-11 03:50:34 PM  
I remember when she was relevant, then she sold out and no one liked her.
 
2012-06-11 04:06:36 PM  
Count me in the 'loved her before, like her now' category.
 
2012-06-11 04:08:44 PM  

Bhasayate: Apos: DjangoStonereaver: TravisBickle62: so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine

I'd say she's got the whole package:

[www.buzzfb.com image 428x338]

She smiled at me once when she was visiting my office, but I was busy lifting a server. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Definitely the sexiest Alaskan I've ever laid eyes on.

Begs to differ:

[henryjenkins.org image 233x320]

Sexiest

, not stupidest!
 
2012-06-11 04:13:42 PM  
The snaggletooth didn't bother me one bit. She was already hot and that made her stand out.
 
2012-06-11 04:22:02 PM  

EdVenture: ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]

From the grip, carry handle, and front sight it looks more like a Colt M-16 variant.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-11 04:29:16 PM  
I liked the snaggleteeth. Easy way to open a beer.
 
2012-06-11 04:30:57 PM  

titwrench: JacFlash:
Yup, that sounds about right. Wait...was Jewel.....n..n...n....naked?

Everybody was naked. Even the people not playing Twister. That was back when we all surfed and played music. We were all relatively poor too so none of us ate a lot. Just a whole lot of skinny awesomeness back then.


Well, if there was any time for this...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
 
2012-06-11 04:50:54 PM  
NOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-06-11 05:07:41 PM  

hinten: She is proof that no matter what great body or cute if you are stupid you are not sexy. She even has the cutesy San Diego - Alaska thing going and still as dumb as a doorknob which makes her unattractive to me.

Yes, sharp knees and all. She is dumb.


Everyone's stupid compared to me (I'm that intelligentic), so it doesn't matter to me.
 
2012-06-11 05:07:49 PM  

peterthx: titwrench: JacFlash:
Yup, that sounds about right. Wait...was Jewel.....n..n...n....naked?

Everybody was naked. Even the people not playing Twister. That was back when we all surfed and played music. We were all relatively poor too so none of us ate a lot. Just a whole lot of skinny awesomeness back then.

Well, if there was any time for this...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!


Even a farking sketch in MSPaint would do!
 
2012-06-11 05:12:54 PM  
I hadn't noticed her teeth.
 
2012-06-11 06:03:40 PM  

peterthx: titwrench: JacFlash:
Yup, that sounds about right. Wait...was Jewel.....n..n...n....naked?

Everybody was naked. Even the people not playing Twister. That was back when we all surfed and played music. We were all relatively poor too so none of us ate a lot. Just a whole lot of skinny awesomeness back then.

Well, if there was any time for this...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!


There are pics somewhere but don't have them.
 
2012-06-11 07:30:43 PM  
That guide is hilarious, killabite!
 
2012-06-11 07:42:48 PM  

bungle_jr: why do they have a wax statue of a random old guy playing johnny?


This. Johnny Cash was a guy who could kick ass, and you see it in every photo of him. That skinny weasel with a bad gray wig? No thanks.
 
2012-06-11 08:03:55 PM  

hinten: She is proof that no matter what great body or cute if you are stupid you are not sexy. She even has the cutesy San Diego - Alaska thing going and still as dumb as a doorknob which makes her unattractive to me.

Yes, sharp knees and all. She is dumb.


Hate to spoil this false sense of superiority, but your typing suggests that you're not very intellegent yourself. Or at the very least, you're too lazy to correct the stupid that your brain transmits to your fingers.

/You're probably also fat.
 
2012-06-11 08:47:35 PM  
Smoking hot either way
 
2012-06-11 09:06:59 PM  

mooseyfate: hinten: She is proof that no matter what great body or cute if you are stupid you are not sexy. She even has the cutesy San Diego - Alaska thing going and still as dumb as a doorknob which makes her unattractive to me.

Yes, sharp knees and all. She is dumb.

Hate to spoil this false sense of superiority, but your typing suggests that you're not very intellegent yourself. Or at the very least, you're too lazy to correct the stupid that your brain transmits to your fingers.

/You're probably also fat.


You don't make any sense at all. If I wanted to feel superior I'd dig dumb chicks. Just like her.

Intellegent you are not and, no, she is not stupid enough to sleep with you.
 
2012-06-11 09:28:52 PM  

peterthx: Apos: DjangoStonereaver: TravisBickle62: so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine

I'd say she's got the whole package:

[www.buzzfb.com image 428x338]

She smiled at me once when she was visiting my office, but I was busy lifting a server. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Definitely the sexiest Alaskan I've ever laid eyes on.

Her cousin is cute too.

[greenobles.com image 369x480]


Pocahontas?
 
2012-06-11 09:29:01 PM  
Fake teeth or not, I hope she pulls this off. Jewel's cool...June was awesome.

It's going to be hard to shake the Walk the Line comparisons, but this could be neat.
 
2012-06-11 11:07:23 PM  

Apos: DjangoStonereaver: TravisBickle62: so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine

I'd say she's got the whole package:

[www.buzzfb.com image 428x338]

She smiled at me once when she was visiting my office, but I was busy lifting a server. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Definitely the sexiest Alaskan I've ever laid eyes on.


another sexy alaskan Link
 
2012-06-11 11:15:36 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I liked her in Ride With the Devil. It wasn't a bad movie. It's hard not to have exaggerated characters in a setting that included selling kidnapped free people into slavery, ex-slaves hunting down and killing their former masters...


I've seen it said that it's a more realistic portrayal of the Civil War than some of the overblown drama mythology that gets talked up about the wars in the east... Glory, the various Gettysburg movies, etc.

People really object to the ex-slave fighting for freedom against the Union aggressors in Missouri, as if such never could happen, but it's up to people to opt for their own version of history. The fact that the Rebels aren't all scoundrels & devils... the fact that a Chinaman could make a period pic about the American Civil War... the whole Quantrill's raid thing... there's a lot "wrong" with the movie, but it doesn't mean it wasn't good.

Even with Tobey's aw shucks & Jonathan Rhys Meyers being psycho, a lot of the rest of the cast was pretty complicated/interesting. Even Jim Caviezel's psycho Confederate commander had some nice touches to it.

Of course, it was a movie about Tobey Maguire & Jeffrey Wright figuring out how to be whole people in the midst of a complicated mess. Tobey was Tobey, but Jeffrey Wright was truly great. The ending was brilliant, in its Angst Lee way.
 
2012-06-11 11:57:50 PM  

killabite:
[i.imgur.com image 400x600]


Hey, gun nuts, can one of you identify the AK-47 that's one down on the first column? The one under the actual AK-47 (the "M-16"), because I remember seeing that gun in a documentary years ago but have totally forgotten its name. That thing is awesome and I want one. Would help to know what the damn thing is.
 
2012-06-12 12:23:08 AM  

skepticultist: killabite:
[i.imgur.com image 400x600]

Hey, gun nuts, can one of you identify the AK-47 that's one down on the first column? The one under the actual AK-47 (the "M-16"), because I remember seeing that gun in a documentary years ago but have totally forgotten its name. That thing is awesome and I want one. Would help to know what the damn thing is.


FN P90
 
2012-06-12 12:29:11 AM  

killabite: EdVenture: ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]

From the grip, carry handle, and front sight it looks more like a Colt M-16 variant.

[i.imgur.com image 400x600]


WRONG. There are as many as 4 glocks in that picture.

/those tits make me want to cry cry cry.
 
2012-06-12 12:53:40 AM  

BigLuca: skepticultist: killabite:
[i.imgur.com image 400x600]

Hey, gun nuts, can one of you identify the AK-47 that's one down on the first column? The one under the actual AK-47 (the "M-16"), because I remember seeing that gun in a documentary years ago but have totally forgotten its name. That thing is awesome and I want one. Would help to know what the damn thing is.

FN P90


Danke!
 
2012-06-12 01:36:39 AM  

legion_of_doo: TheShavingofOccam123: I liked her in Ride With the Devil. It wasn't a bad movie. It's hard not to have exaggerated characters in a setting that included selling kidnapped free people into slavery, ex-slaves hunting down and killing their former masters...

I've seen it said that it's a more realistic portrayal of the Civil War than some of the overblown drama mythology that gets talked up about the wars in the east... Glory, the various Gettysburg movies, etc.

People really object to the ex-slave fighting for freedom against the Union aggressors in Missouri, as if such never could happen, but it's up to people to opt for their own version of history. The fact that the Rebels aren't all scoundrels & devils... the fact that a Chinaman could make a period pic about the American Civil War... the whole Quantrill's raid thing... there's a lot "wrong" with the movie, but it doesn't mean it wasn't good.

Even with Tobey's aw shucks & Jonathan Rhys Meyers being psycho, a lot of the rest of the cast was pretty complicated/interesting. Even Jim Caviezel's psycho Confederate commander had some nice touches to it.

Of course, it was a movie about Tobey Maguire & Jeffrey Wright figuring out how to be whole people in the midst of a complicated mess. Tobey was Tobey, but Jeffrey Wright was truly great. The ending was brilliant, in its Angst Lee way.


I think people forget how polarized people were about so many things in that war. Race riots, draft riots, buying your way out of the draft, suspension of habeas corpus, the kidnapping of free people and selling them into slavery, families fighting on both sides, raiders, the Virginia/West Virginia problem, etc.

All of that just created extremism everywhere and made people into caricatures.
 
2012-06-12 01:48:27 AM  

EdVenture: ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]

From the grip, carry handle, and front sight it looks more like a Colt M-16 variant.

[images.wikia.com image 400x300]


nope, according to the internet, its an AK 47, possibly a Glock.

/grins
 
2012-06-12 03:24:03 AM  

ChrisDe: AK47



Really?
 
2012-06-12 04:21:23 AM  
Jewel has really long titties.
 
2012-06-12 04:45:06 AM  

legion_of_doo: TheShavingofOccam123: I liked her in Ride With the Devil. It wasn't a bad movie. It's hard not to have exaggerated characters in a setting that included selling kidnapped free people into slavery, ex-slaves hunting down and killing their former masters...

I've seen it said that it's a more realistic portrayal of the Civil War than some of the overblown drama mythology that gets talked up about the wars in the east... Glory, the various Gettysburg movies, etc.

People really object to the ex-slave fighting for freedom against the Union aggressors in Missouri, as if such never could happen, but it's up to people to opt for their own version of history. The fact that the Rebels aren't all scoundrels & devils... the fact that a Chinaman could make a period pic about the American Civil War... the whole Quantrill's raid thing... there's a lot "wrong" with the movie, but it doesn't mean it wasn't good.

Even with Tobey's aw shucks & Jonathan Rhys Meyers being psycho, a lot of the rest of the cast was pretty complicated/interesting. Even Jim Caviezel's psycho Confederate commander had some nice touches to it.

Of course, it was a movie about Tobey Maguire & Jeffrey Wright figuring out how to be whole people in the midst of a complicated mess. Tobey was Tobey, but Jeffrey Wright was truly great. The ending was brilliant, in its Angst Lee way.


Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please.
 
Skr
2012-06-12 04:48:25 AM  
I thought her characteristic eye teeth made her look cute at first, but after seeing this new look.... Dang she is fine. And honestly she looks a lot more confident with her smile, it usually seemed a bit forced.


Billy Corgan is another musician with crooked teeth and he rarely ever seems to pull a toothy grin.
 
2012-06-12 06:55:00 AM  

nmiguy: Epic hot.


true global warming.........................
 
2012-06-12 08:19:17 AM  
This thread is sorely lacking in pictures of Jewel's tits.
 
2012-06-12 08:54:02 AM  

crab66: ChrisDe: AK47


Really?


That's what Steve Poltz says it is in the backstory about the picture. Personally, I don't know, don't care.
 
2012-06-12 10:09:08 AM  
GIS jewel photo booth.
 
2012-06-12 12:08:25 PM  
My wife (who is Korean) use to point out all the time how in Japan they like the bad teeth thing on women. I guess its cute to some. I guess we got that here too.

Too me it just looks bad at a certain point. Jewel IMO was long overdue. Yes she is still a pretty girl even with bad teeth....but it needed to be done.
 
2012-06-12 12:26:48 PM  

twiztedjustin: Jewel has really long titties.


She's not the perky, childless 19-year old we first knew anymore.

*Real* breasts sag over time, not the Kim K/J-Woww style bolt-ons so many drooling cavemen are obsessed with.
 
2012-06-12 03:06:02 PM  

hinten: mooseyfate: hinten: She is proof that no matter what great body or cute if you are stupid you are not sexy. She even has the cutesy San Diego - Alaska thing going and still as dumb as a doorknob which makes her unattractive to me.

Yes, sharp knees and all. She is dumb.

Hate to spoil this false sense of superiority, but your typing suggests that you're not very intellegent yourself. Or at the very least, you're too lazy to correct the stupid that your brain transmits to your fingers.

/You're probably also fat.

You don't make any sense at all. If I wanted to feel superior I'd dig dumb chicks. Just like her.

Intellegent you are not and, no, she is not stupid enough to sleep with you.


Says the guy that thinks turning his nose up at hot chicks on the Internet matters in the slightest.
 
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