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(Idolator)   Jewel gets her teeth fixed to play June Carter Cash, which is the first time anyone ever actually had to make their teeth look better to play a country musician   (idolator.com) divider line 93
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2012-06-11 10:24:16 AM  
Just when I thought she couldn't look any sexier....
 
2012-06-11 10:31:33 AM  
Osco unimpressed.
 
2012-06-11 11:24:17 AM  
They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)
 
2012-06-11 11:27:54 AM  
She's been looking for an excuse to do it for years.

She did a Rolling Stone interview a long time ago and said she hadn't gotten them fixed not because she didn't want to but because she hadn't gotten around to it, and resented people judging her for wanting to get them fixed. Of course her fans went apeshiat and she then started talking about how she was selling out, and then it was suddenly "Why would I need to do something like that? It's so superficial."
 
2012-06-11 11:28:01 AM  

katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)


Agreed. That was her little trademark.

This makes me sad. I
 
2012-06-11 11:29:14 AM  

katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)


It gives a performer some character and gives an audience reason to readily recognize them. I wish more actors are mailed before and after photos of people like Jeniffer Grey along with a PSA statement on how a benign nose job can ruin a career.
 
2012-06-11 11:29:48 AM  

katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)


she's one of my favorite women ever, and the teeth aren't rotted or too terribly jacked up. many people have naturally crooked teeth...nothing really wrong with that and i never understood why people give her so much crap about hers
 
2012-06-11 11:30:05 AM  
so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine
 
2012-06-11 11:32:11 AM  
why do they have a wax statue of a random old guy playing johnny?
 
2012-06-11 11:33:14 AM  

wildstarr: katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)

Agreed. That was her little trademark.

This makes me sad. I


I prefer her two big trademarks.
 
2012-06-11 11:33:31 AM  

TravisBickle62: so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine


I'd say she's got the whole package:

www.buzzfb.com

She smiled at me once when she was visiting my office, but I was busy lifting a server. And no, that's not a euphemism.
 
2012-06-11 11:36:10 AM  
My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-06-11 11:36:58 AM  
Epic hot.
 
2012-06-11 11:37:48 AM  
I really enjoy the video of her singing undercover. Also in the "don't mind her teeth" camp.

Link
 
2012-06-11 11:38:05 AM  

ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]


Looks to plastic to be an AK
 
2012-06-11 11:38:12 AM  

wildstarr: katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)

Agreed. That was her little trademark.

This makes me sad. I


i513.photobucket.com

You still want to stick to the opinion that her farked up teeth are her trademark?
 
2012-06-11 11:40:35 AM  

ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]


To the left, the guy she's sitting next to is Steve Poltz who co-wrote "You Were Meant For Me" and in has several great albums himself. I started out as a Jewel fan, and now I'm a Steve fan.

Enjoy: Steve Poltz - Handjob on a Church Bus
 
2012-06-11 11:40:36 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: TravisBickle62: so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine

I'd say she's got the whole package:

[www.buzzfb.com image 428x338]

She smiled at me once when she was visiting my office, but I was busy lifting a server. And no, that's not a euphemism.


Definitely the sexiest Alaskan I've ever laid eyes on.
 
2012-06-11 11:43:52 AM  

JacFlash: ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]

To the left, the guy she's sitting next to is Steve Poltz who co-wrote "You Were Meant For Me" and in has several great albums himself. I started out as a Jewel fan, and now I'm a Steve fan.

Enjoy: Steve Poltz - Handjob on a Church Bus


The photo came from his site. Played here recently but I couldn't make the show. There's a pretty funny 3 part Youtube video of him singing the song and talking about that trip with Jewel.
 
2012-06-11 11:45:12 AM  

ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]


I prefer the picture above that.
 
2012-06-11 11:54:02 AM  
I liked her in Ride With the Devil. It wasn't a bad movie. It's hard not to have exaggerated characters in a setting that included selling kidnapped free people into slavery, ex-slaves hunting down and killing their former masters...
 
2012-06-11 11:56:47 AM  
She's one of those people I find absolutely adorable but at the same I routinely forget they even exist for long periods of time. It's like every couple of years an article about her surfaces, and she'll get heavy rotation at the top of my mental spank bank, and then fall off again...
 
2012-06-11 11:58:47 AM  
She has teeth?!?!?!??!!??!
 
2012-06-11 12:02:12 PM  
That's a right bonny set of Teeths!
 
2012-06-11 12:02:53 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: She has teeth?!?!?!??!!??!


yes, occasionally a photo of her won't include the mountains that lie beneath them...then and only than can you notice in her smile a jagged line of pearly whites
 
2012-06-11 12:05:09 PM  

bungle_jr: DoBeDoBeDo: She has teeth?!?!?!??!!??!

yes, occasionally a photo of her won't include the mountains that lie beneath them...then and only than can you notice in her smile a jagged line of pearly whites


Hmm this might change my opinion of her, I think there need to be more pictures posted....mostly of said mountains.....for me to decide.
 
2012-06-11 12:11:26 PM  
Someone once described her as "the poetess with the most bodacious of funbags." Can't say I can dispute that. But I need proof -- photographic proof.
 
2012-06-11 12:11:47 PM  
What am I seeing here, I mean what, I can't even ...
 
2012-06-11 12:13:53 PM  
Jewel's so hot it's unfair.
 
2012-06-11 12:17:38 PM  

Homer Nixon: I really enjoy the video of her singing undercover. Also in the "don't mind her teeth" camp.

Link


that's farking awesome.

/also the 1st funny or die video i've actually enjoyed
 
2012-06-11 12:19:03 PM  
www.popcrunch.com

Teeth? What teeth?
 
2012-06-11 12:23:04 PM  

katerbug72: They give her character.


this


troyadriana.blognownow.com
 
2012-06-11 12:28:36 PM  
Also in the "liked her snaggleteeth" camp. Also in the much smaller "liked her third album" camp.
 
2012-06-11 12:41:05 PM  

Homer Nixon: I really enjoy the video of her singing undercover. Also in the "don't mind her teeth" camp.

Link


I really liked that too. It show that she's actually a cool person, besides being a solid singer/songwriter.

And if I were famous, I'd totally do things like that.
 
2012-06-11 12:43:23 PM  

cretinbob: katerbug72: They give her character.

this


[troyadriana.blognownow.com image 400x400]


That picture is begging for a Monty Python-esque teeth dancing photoshop.

Wish I had the photoshop skills to do that.
 
2012-06-11 12:48:23 PM  
Jewel, a musician from the 90's, continues to get hotter. Meanwhile, Lindsey Lohan continues to age at the speed of a gallon of milk hidden behind a water heater.
 
2012-06-11 12:55:54 PM  
i was reviled back in high school for pointing one thing out to all the guys who were all 'OMFG HOT CHICK SINGER'


if you farked her, you'd get to hear her do that god-farking-AWFUL yodeling when she came.


/swear to god i felled more wood than paul bunyan that day...
 
2012-06-11 12:56:21 PM  

katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)


Same. I was really pissed when Amanda Tapping got hers fixed... that and the other surgery turned her into a generic mannequin.
 
2012-06-11 12:57:11 PM  
She'll have to work to look as good as June Carter, who was a fox in her day:

cdn3.retronaut.co
 
2012-06-11 01:06:30 PM  

ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]


From the grip, carry handle, and front sight it looks more like a Colt M-16 variant.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-11 01:19:48 PM  
Ive never looked at her teeth
 
2012-06-11 01:22:25 PM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7156068/77414457#c77414457" target="_blank">EdVenture</a>:</b> <i>ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]

From the grip, carry handle, and front sight it looks more like a Colt M-16 variant.

[images.wikia.com image 400x300]</i>

A thread full of supa-hot pics of Jewel, and you focus on the rifle?

Son, you have a condition.
 
2012-06-11 01:28:55 PM  

cretinbob: katerbug72: They give her character.

this


[troyadriana.blognownow.com image 400x400]


They also give penises unwanted canals.
 
2012-06-11 01:38:24 PM  

Apos: DjangoStonereaver: TravisBickle62: so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine

I'd say she's got the whole package:

[www.buzzfb.com image 428x338]

She smiled at me once when she was visiting my office, but I was busy lifting a server. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Definitely the sexiest Alaskan I've ever laid eyes on.


Her cousin is cute too.

greenobles.com
 
2012-06-11 01:49:54 PM  

wildstarr: katerbug72: They look like prosthetic teeth to me. I like her real teeth. They give her character.

/fan of goofy teeth (within reason)

Agreed. That was her little trademark.

This makes me sad. I


As opposed to her big trademarks, which are lower down.
 
2012-06-11 02:00:22 PM  

peterthx: Apos: DjangoStonereaver: TravisBickle62: so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine

I'd say she's got the whole package:

[www.buzzfb.com image 428x338]

She smiled at me once when she was visiting my office, but I was busy lifting a server. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Definitely the sexiest Alaskan I've ever laid eyes on.

Her cousin is cute too.

[greenobles.com image 369x480]



Yes she is. Decent actress too.
 
2012-06-11 02:07:47 PM  

Apos: DjangoStonereaver: TravisBickle62: so long as she keeps her tits she'll be fine

I'd say she's got the whole package:

[www.buzzfb.com image 428x338]

She smiled at me once when she was visiting my office, but I was busy lifting a server. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Definitely the sexiest Alaskan I've ever laid eyes on.


Begs to differ:

henryjenkins.org
 
2012-06-11 02:08:25 PM  
She's still cute. Good for her.
 
2012-06-11 02:27:33 PM  

ChrisDe: JacFlash: ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]

To the left, the guy she's sitting next to is Steve Poltz who co-wrote "You Were Meant For Me" and in has several great albums himself. I started out as a Jewel fan, and now I'm a Steve fan.

Enjoy: Steve Poltz - Handjob on a Church Bus

The photo came from his site. Played here recently but I couldn't make the show. There's a pretty funny 3 part Youtube video of him singing the song and talking about that trip with Jewel.


Back in the '90s I got really farked up with Steve and Jewel and we ended up playing naked Twister with a couple of other girls and The Rugburns sound guy.
 
2012-06-11 02:33:06 PM  

titwrench: ChrisDe: JacFlash: ChrisDe: My favorite Jewel photo. She's holding an AK47 and sitting on the bumper of an SUV packed with weed.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 525x359]

To the left, the guy she's sitting next to is Steve Poltz who co-wrote "You Were Meant For Me" and in has several great albums himself. I started out as a Jewel fan, and now I'm a Steve fan.

Enjoy: Steve Poltz - Handjob on a Church Bus

The photo came from his site. Played here recently but I couldn't make the show. There's a pretty funny 3 part Youtube video of him singing the song and talking about that trip with Jewel.

Back in the '90s I got really farked up with Steve and Jewel and we ended up playing naked Twister with a couple of other girls and The Rugburns sound guy.


Yup, that sounds about right. Wait...was Jewel.....n..n...n....naked?
 
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