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(BBC)   Go on, give your oiled up, bikini-clad granny a big hug   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 53
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2012-06-11 09:05:35 AM  
How about no!
 
2012-06-11 09:06:20 AM  
Would absolutely hit it.
 
2012-06-11 09:06:43 AM  
Why are the admins automatically green lighting this crapola?
No comments? No link votes? No sense!
 
2012-06-11 09:06:56 AM  
Awesome!
 
2012-06-11 09:07:31 AM  
10 miles every day? Holy shiat, I was stoked when I could do 3 1/4, but this lady is awesome!

/ not every day :(
 
2012-06-11 09:09:22 AM  
She gets up every morning at 230 to run, I cant drag my fat ass out of bed any earlier than 830 and that's only to shuffle into the kitchen to brew coffee.
 
2012-06-11 09:10:04 AM  
What kind of top goes with Depends: bandeau or halter?
 
2012-06-11 09:10:17 AM  
She never trained till recently-there is hope for us lazy ass farkers!
 
2012-06-11 09:10:32 AM  
Grandma is ripped.
 
2012-06-11 09:12:16 AM  
This is a hell of a story to wake up to. I'm trying to lose weight and get in shape. If a 75 year old woman can do it, then I certainly should be able to do it. Maybe I need to tack her picture on my wall as inspiration.

Go Granny!
 
2012-06-11 09:12:30 AM  
GILF
 
2012-06-11 09:12:50 AM  
no
 
2012-06-11 09:14:17 AM  
Jesus, I'm pitiful.
 
2012-06-11 09:16:20 AM  
yes Please!!
 
2012-06-11 09:18:43 AM  
Well, she started at 71 so I don't have to feel bad unless I don't start working out at 71, right?
 
2012-06-11 09:20:26 AM  
Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.
 
2012-06-11 09:22:56 AM  
I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman. Does she have a job? Who can manage to wake up at 2:30 am every day and still get to work? Maybe she works odd hours. There is no way I could get out of bed at 2:30 am every day. That is when normal people sleep. Does she go to bed at 6pm? What kind of a life is that?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-06-11 09:23:56 AM  
Good for her! I hope she inspires others to get out there and get healthier and more fit.

/and yeah i would hit that, you know damned well it would be one hell of a ride!
 
2012-06-11 09:25:09 AM  
Man, good for her. 10 miles a day at 75? I rack a disciprine.
 
2012-06-11 09:25:42 AM  
Now that's a GMILF.
 
2012-06-11 09:26:35 AM  

Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.


Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
I'd take a crack at it.
 
2012-06-11 09:27:39 AM  
What has been seen cannot be unseen. Fortunately there is a pre clip advertisement in case you wish to take my advice
 
2012-06-11 09:28:53 AM  

gja: Good for her! I hope she inspires others to get out there and get healthier and more fit.

/and yeah i would hit that, you know damned well it would be one hell of a ride!


You can start by having her take her dentures out.
 
2012-06-11 09:38:20 AM  
image3.examiner.com

/and a kiss
 
2012-06-11 09:40:27 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x449]
I'd take a crack at it.


No, 75 isn't middle-aged. Like I said, I didn't watch the video. She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.
 
2012-06-11 09:45:35 AM  

Pribar: She gets up every morning at 230 to run, I cant drag my fat ass out of bed any earlier than 830 and that's only to shuffle into the kitchen to brew coffee.


I hear that. I used to work a 6-2:30 shift at work, and now, five years later, I wonder how I got up at 4:45 am. Bleh.

Good on her. She'll probably outlive us all.

/probably due to the preservatives
//jerky skin
 
2012-06-11 09:46:40 AM  

Hector Felix: She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.


This.

Still, good for her for doing it.
 
2012-06-11 09:50:22 AM  
That is one fine-looking woman.
 
2012-06-11 09:51:06 AM  
Came to see lots of GILF pics, leaving diappointed...
 
2012-06-11 09:55:23 AM  
If anyone needs me, I'll be over the in the "naked coeds in the fountain" thread.
 
2012-06-11 09:55:44 AM  
BREAKING NEWS- Black people age better than most other races.

// As long as they don't die of heart attacks before the age of 50.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-06-11 09:56:36 AM  

TenJed_77: gja: Good for her! I hope she inspires others to get out there and get healthier and more fit.

/and yeah i would hit that, you know damned well it would be one hell of a ride!

You can start by having her take her dentures out.


Hey, never turn down a really hot GMILF gummy!
And whats neat is she can get up top and do all the work for a while. NIIIIIICE.
 
2012-06-11 09:59:31 AM  
where is "smoking hot" headline meme when you need it?
 
2012-06-11 10:00:35 AM  
75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd insists that "age is nothing but a number".

True; but the higher that number goes, the more likely you are to die.
 
2012-06-11 10:01:58 AM  
I was expecting to be a bit horrified at the idea....but for 71, she holding up very, very well
 
2012-06-11 10:12:44 AM  

AxL sANe: GILF


More stutter: GGILF.
 
2012-06-11 10:13:44 AM  

Nagle: Came to see lots of GILF pics, leaving diappointed...


Used mine up trolling the Kylie Minogue xray thread. Soz.
 
2012-06-11 10:14:50 AM  
Only if it's this granny...

i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-11 10:19:06 AM  

Posh Naranek: Nagle: Came to see lots of GILF pics, leaving diappointed...

Used mine up trolling the Kylie Minogue xray thread. Soz.


She is?!
 
2012-06-11 10:23:46 AM  
Goony goo goo.
 
2012-06-11 10:29:30 AM  

Hector Felix: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x449]
I'd take a crack at it.

No, 75 isn't middle-aged. Like I said, I didn't watch the video. She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.


Now I ain't a big city law-yuh but I do believe you said that you, "read the little bit of story, though".

I reckon that if you'd-a read that little bit, you'd-a seen that the second sentence commences to beginnin' with the followin' proclamation: "But 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd", etcetera.

Now around the parts that I growed up in, the words that y'all read are generally what you use to formulate opinions, understandin's and such.
 
2012-06-11 10:33:01 AM  
well, I guess I skipped over the second sentence. So sue me.
 
2012-06-11 10:37:04 AM  

Hector Felix: well, I guess I skipped over the second sentence. So sue me.


I don't want your money. Instead I'll settle for the rights to, henceforth, refer to you as "skip".
 
2012-06-11 10:37:22 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x449]
I'd take a crack at it.

No, 75 isn't middle-aged. Like I said, I didn't watch the video. She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.

Now I ain't a big city law-yuh but I do believe you said that you, "read the little bit of story, though".

I reckon that if you'd-a read that little bit, you'd-a seen that the second sentence commences to beginnin' with the followin' proclamation: "But 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd", etcetera.

Now around the parts that I growed up in, the words that y'all read are generally what you use to formulate opinions, understandin's and such.


'mask you sumthin', man.....
 
2012-06-11 10:38:00 AM  
www.amctv.com
 
2012-06-11 10:40:28 AM  
When 75 years old I reach, look as good I will not.
 
2012-06-11 10:47:57 AM  
assets.motherboard.tv

/because it leads to harder stuff?
 
2012-06-11 11:21:27 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Hector Felix: I didn't wait to see the video; I read the little bit of story, though. Judging by the comments, she's a fit middle-aged woman.

Sure, if you cal 75 "middle aged".

And what the hell......
[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x449]
I'd take a crack at it.

No, 75 isn't middle-aged. Like I said, I didn't watch the video. She does look pretty good, except from the neck up. There she just looks mean. Guess that comes from getting out of bed at 2:30 in the morning.

Now I ain't a big city law-yuh but I do believe you said that you, "read the little bit of story, though".

I reckon that if you'd-a read that little bit, you'd-a seen that the second sentence commences to beginnin' with the followin' proclamation: "But 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd", etcetera.

Now around the parts that I growed up in, the words that y'all read are generally what you use to formulate opinions, understandin's and such.


Now that there's funny.
 
2012-06-11 11:24:48 AM  
Louisiana_Sitar_Club

I'd take a crack at it.


DO I see a hint of nipple? I think I do!
 
2012-06-11 12:00:06 PM  
imageshack.us
 
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