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(click 10)   Woman pulls newspaper ad offering to sell her extra breast milk after getting too many prank calls. "One man wanted to know if it came in chocolate"   ( divider line
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2003-11-10 02:26:20 PM  
Well does it?
2003-11-10 06:37:00 PM  
I like breast milk with my morning coffee.
2003-11-10 06:37:20 PM  
Got boob?

got nothing
2003-11-10 06:37:24 PM  
Damn! Beat me to the punch, DownSouth!

I got nuthin else.
2003-11-10 06:37:44 PM  
What a slut.
2003-11-10 06:37:48 PM  
Actually, I want strawberry...
2003-11-10 06:37:56 PM  
Was it Self Service?
2003-11-10 06:40:19 PM  
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2003-11-10 06:40:38 PM  
Quit being so juvenile. The proper word is "titty".
2003-11-10 06:42:01 PM  
they have whole grocery store aisles full of breast milk in japan.

or so i hear
2003-11-10 06:44:18 PM  
The really embarassing part was that her real name is Elsie.
2003-11-10 06:44:18 PM  
All my milk comes from the breasts of cows.

And I ain't talkin fat chicks either.
2003-11-10 06:44:21 PM  
somebody slap that dingy broad
2003-11-10 06:44:46 PM  
Can you turn human milk into ice cream?
(I think it's weird that it's called "breast milk". All milk is breast milk, except it's usually from some non-human breast.)
2003-11-10 06:45:27 PM  
bullz eye-------->
2003-11-10 06:45:32 PM  
Doesn't this article seem [image from too old to be available] to anyone else?
2003-11-10 06:45:55 PM  
It bums me out that I could never produce my very own ice cream, being male.
2003-11-10 06:46:12 PM  
Maybe she should just become a wet nurse. That out to make a comeback in a country that values perky titties so much.

And if she really wanted to help, she should just give it away.
2003-11-10 06:46:48 PM  
$1 an ounce isn't so bad. Is there a time limit on how long I take to get my dollars worth?
2003-11-10 06:47:15 PM  
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These guys are interested...
2003-11-10 06:47:26 PM  
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Criminally Insane Joe says:

"Mother's breast milk eases the pain..."
2003-11-10 06:47:29 PM  
I still want to know if it came in chocolate.
2003-11-10 06:49:28 PM  
Was she selling it for parents to give to their infants or for adult consumption? Either way, I really can't believe that there is a market for this.
2003-11-10 06:51:00 PM  

I so would not partake of another's breast milk. I wouldn't feed it to my child either. You don't know what's in there :-P

There are milk banks where you can purchase safe, screened, donated, milk, but even way. My babies get what I manufacture, thanks very much!

And yes, it can come with a slight chocolate flavor, if I happen to eat chocolate. Usually makes them fussy, though.
2003-11-10 06:52:53 PM  
Yeah, but is 2% or skim? I'm on a diet, ya know.
2003-11-10 06:52:57 PM  
that skim milk in those titties?

-/new jack city
2003-11-10 06:54:38 PM  
I understand that there are a fair number of men with a breast milk fetish. (As distinguished from a breast fetish, which essentially all men have.)
I've known several women who got a surprising number of requests for suckling action by creepy adult men when they were nursing. Pretty weird.
2003-11-10 06:54:49 PM  
anybody finds the poll even more stupid:

If you or your partner were unable to breast-feed your infant, would you serve the baby another woman's breast milk?

2003-11-10 06:57:06 PM  
I was going to respond to the the "does it come in Chocolate" comments by asking if she was black, then I realized that this is being reported from Salt Lake City, whose city motto is "The Whitest Place on Earth".
2003-11-10 06:59:51 PM  
mommy, is that you mommy?
2003-11-10 07:00:24 PM  
I'd hit it.
there, I said it.
2003-11-10 07:01:30 PM  
I breast fed my daughter. Never got me any extra action.
2003-11-10 07:04:48 PM  

maybe it's a California thing. :)
2003-11-10 07:09:13 PM  
One of the most farked up articles I have read in a long time.

Even beats Britney and John Cusack...
2003-11-10 07:10:06 PM  
I need some pictures of said woman before I can pass a verdict.

-/to hit it, or not to hit
2003-11-10 07:11:02 PM  
No, New Hampshire has claim to "The Whitest Place on Earth." Doesn't get much whiter than NH.
2003-11-10 07:14:43 PM  
breastmilk tastes gRRReat
2003-11-10 07:15:19 PM  
Why would a woman sell this? It is sacred. Besides, who knows how many chemicals are in this dirty biatch's milk.
2003-11-10 07:16:38 PM  
As distinguished from a breast fetish, which essentially all men have

You do know that it's not a fetish if it's the norm, right?
2003-11-10 07:17:04 PM  
they say that the breast milk carries pesticides and preservatives from the mothers diet.

2003-11-10 07:18:06 PM  
they say that the breast milk carries pesticides and preservatives from the mothers diet.

2003-11-10 07:36:32 PM  

I see two people dancing at the left edge of the glass.

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2003-11-10 07:40:47 PM  
Which is grosser?

1. Drinking another woman's breast milk?


2. Drinking another animal's breast milk?

(assuming proper health screening, diets, etc)

Is it wrong to envision a "human dairy farm," where thousands of women are hooked up to milking machines?
2003-11-10 07:44:21 PM  
Breast milk? Disssssgusting!
But if they made a nice cheese from breast milk I might put it on some crackers and serve it with a chilled red wine..............
What's wrong with that, huh?
2003-11-10 07:45:02 PM  
omg me too lorargent!
2003-11-10 07:49:36 PM  
Quit that! She was trying to be helpful! GEESH!
2003-11-10 07:52:21 PM  
Mmm. Forbidden chocolate breast milk. ahrghhhhrhh.
2003-11-10 07:58:13 PM  
Breast cheese?
2003-11-10 08:22:54 PM  
The more disturbing question (stolen from Bill Watterson):
"Who was it that looked at the bottom of a cow and said I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of these things?"
2003-11-10 08:34:30 PM  
Magnificent Bastard - I read a short story from a compilation by a single author (I've forgotten who) about a parallel dimension where that took place. It really wierd, with the lead character trying to have sex with one of the 'cows'.

Another story had its lead character having sex with 10" tall girl... weird stuff.
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