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2012-06-11 02:15:34 AM
No fan base deserves that.
 
2012-06-11 02:42:40 AM
I'm pretty sure that "Jaguaring" would consist more of throwing a screen pass at your receiver's feet or handing off to the guy next to you 30 or 40 times.

What they're doing is just The Creep.
 
2012-06-11 02:56:13 AM
Farked already?
 
2012-06-11 03:03:36 AM

Chariset: Farked already?


Now that's Jaguaring.
 
2012-06-11 03:05:20 AM

CavalierEternal: What they're doing is just The Creep.


First thing I thought of was Thriller.
 
2012-06-11 08:27:03 AM
Fierce! Rwoarrrrr!
 
2012-06-11 08:58:00 AM
Being white can be embarrassing
 
2012-06-11 08:59:54 AM
Can we shoot them with tranquilizer darts now?

I think that would be fun:

"Look at me! I'm jaguaring!"
"Crikey!" ::BLAM!::
"Wha...?" ::THUD!::
 
2012-06-11 09:00:56 AM

CavalierEternal: I'm pretty sure that "Jaguaring" would consist more of throwing a screen pass at your receiver's feet or handing off to the guy next to you 30 or 40 times.

What they're doing is just The Creep.


I don't even want to know what "Browns-ing" is.
 
2012-06-11 09:02:12 AM

McManus_brothers: CavalierEternal: I'm pretty sure that "Jaguaring" would consist more of throwing a screen pass at your receiver's feet or handing off to the guy next to you 30 or 40 times.

What they're doing is just The Creep.

I don't even want to know what "Browns-ing" is.


Or Green Bay Packing.
 
2012-06-11 09:04:00 AM
Gunny Highwaying involves the extermination of anyone caught Jaguaring.
 
2012-06-11 09:06:01 AM
I thought "Jaguar" was already an NFL-related verb, i.e., "I wanted to watch the Chiefs play the Rams to see if I'd get any points on my fantasy team, but the network Jaguarred it due to low attendance."
 
2012-06-11 09:18:25 AM
yes, jacksonville jaguar marketing department, you really did capture that tim tebow lightning in a bottle.
 
2012-06-11 09:18:30 AM
Those guys are nine kinds of ghey
 
2012-06-11 09:20:12 AM
I'm embarrassed for Jaguar fans.
 
2012-06-11 09:24:39 AM
Crewchef : Being white can be embarrassing

So very, very this. I haven't been this embarrassed by old white people since the Macarena faded away.
 
2012-06-11 09:29:18 AM
As a proctologist I have to say THEY TOOK MY MOVE!
 
2012-06-11 09:30:17 AM
Jacksonville, you should lose your NFL franchise for this reason alone. LA residents should be able to fly into town and just take any random piece of team property they can find, up to and including parts of the stadium and players.
 
2012-06-11 09:45:33 AM
Steps on how to Jaguar; 1) Lay down 2) Take it.
 
2012-06-11 09:46:49 AM
I'm pretty sure Jaguarring was covered when planking came out, especially when people got run over while planking.
 
2012-06-11 10:01:49 AM
Christ almighty, and people wonder why Jacksonville is the laughing stock of the entire league.

/Jacksonville resident
 
2012-06-11 10:04:16 AM

Teambaylagoon: Christ almighty, and people wonder why Jacksonville is the laughing stock of the entire league.

/Jacksonville resident


At least they didn't go with the team nickname when they came up with this.

"Everyone post pictures on our wall of you Jagging!"
 
2012-06-11 10:19:29 AM

Teambaylagoon: Christ almighty, and people wonder why Jacksonville is the laughing stock of the entire league.

/Jacksonville resident


You wouldn't happen to be a Jaguars fan, would you? Because that would bring the grand total up to um.... 4.
 
2012-06-11 10:27:13 AM
Jagoffing.
 
2012-06-11 10:29:10 AM
I love it when old ladies are too afraid to ask clarification and just do anything instead of following directions.

Here's to you, Mrs. Flappy Hands.
 
2012-06-11 10:32:16 AM
I bet someone, somewhere, is going to come up with versions of this for every other team in the league. It'd be kind of interesting to see what -

McManus_brothers: I don't even want to know what "Browns-ing" is.


Vodka Zombie: Or Green Bay Packing.


...I'm sorry I asked. :P
 
2012-06-11 10:33:35 AM
Well if they score then they can do it.
 
2012-06-11 10:34:11 AM
Not impressed.
 
2012-06-11 10:41:01 AM

becksellent: I bet someone, somewhere, is going to come up with versions of this for every other team in the league. It'd be kind of interesting to see what -


Pittsburgh Stealing can get you arrested.
 
2012-06-11 10:44:31 AM
Step four: Move to Los Angeles.
 
2012-06-11 10:44:41 AM

Harv72b: becksellent: I bet someone, somewhere, is going to come up with versions of this for every other team in the league. It'd be kind of interesting to see what -

Pittsburgh Stealing can get you arrested.


Heh, I figured somebody would go the "first, you grab a drunk college chick and drag her into the bathroom..." route for that, but yours works too. :P

/would Ravening be like Owling for emo kids, or something? ;)
 
2012-06-11 10:46:10 AM

Di Atribe: Teambaylagoon: Christ almighty, and people wonder why Jacksonville is the laughing stock of the entire league.

/Jacksonville resident

You wouldn't happen to be a Jaguars fan, would you? Because that would bring the grand total up to um.... 4.


Hey, speaking of which, I haven't seen Bunny around in a while.

/maybe she's practicing these moves? ;)
//just kidding Bun, hope you're OK :)
 
2012-06-11 10:50:16 AM

becksellent: /would Ravening be like Owling for emo kids, or something? ;)


I think you just hang out above chamber doors and say "Nevermore" a lot.

/Jetting sounds like something you'd see in a porno.
 
2012-06-11 10:50:58 AM
I haven't clicked the link yet, but I'm guessing it involves drafting a punter in the third round...
 
2012-06-11 10:51:01 AM
wrestling.insidepulse.com

Brodus Clay is not impressed.

/pterodactyl is the dance of the future!
//somebody call my momma!
 
2012-06-11 10:52:34 AM
Poor Jags just can't catch a break...
 
2012-06-11 10:53:42 AM

Harv72b:
/Jetting sounds like something you'd see in a porno.


I think you could say that about a lot of these things. I mean, Cowboying? 49ing?*

*I can't remember where I saw it, but there was some chart on the internets that listed the different types of team names...most fell into groups like Birds, Big Cats, etc., but the one for the 49ers was "Interrupted Sex Positions." :P
 
2012-06-11 11:02:14 AM

becksellent: *I can't remember where I saw it, but there was some chart on the internets that listed the different types of team names...most fell into groups like Birds, Big Cats, etc., but the one for the 49ers was "Interrupted Sex Positions." :P


Ah.... well... I did make one of those charts, but I am very sad to say that I didn't come up with "interrupted sex positions." Dammit.

i.imgur.com

Looks like it's time for a re-do
 
2012-06-11 11:06:13 AM

Di Atribe: Looks like it's time for a re-do


If I may, "Aquatic mammal" over "Dolphin".

/"Despair" would also work.
 
2012-06-11 11:07:04 AM

Harv72b: Di Atribe: Looks like it's time for a re-do

If I may, "Aquatic mammal" over "Dolphin".

/"Despair" would also work.


Hahaha.... on it.... damn that thing's old. Definitely time to re-do!
 
2012-06-11 11:10:01 AM

IAmRight: Teambaylagoon: Christ almighty, and people wonder why Jacksonville is the laughing stock of the entire league.

/Jacksonville resident

At least they didn't go with the team nickname when they came up with this.

"Everyone post pictures on our wall of you Jagging!"


Above joke is only funny in western PA.
 
2012-06-11 11:11:03 AM

Di Atribe: becksellent: *I can't remember where I saw it, but there was some chart on the internets that listed the different types of team names...most fell into groups like Birds, Big Cats, etc., but the one for the 49ers was "Interrupted Sex Positions." :P

Ah.... well... I did make one of those charts, but I am very sad to say that I didn't come up with "interrupted sex positions." Dammit.

[i.imgur.com image 515x482]

Looks like it's time for a re-do


Your chart looks much cooler though, Di. :) The one I remember was more of a table, I think - I'll see if I can find it. (If not, I guess we'll just have to turn to your chart-wizardry/mad skillz to make things right again!) ;)
 
2012-06-11 11:54:08 AM
Updated so it doesn't look like it was made in 1997

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-11 11:56:21 AM

Di Atribe: Updated so it doesn't look like it was made in 1997

[i.imgur.com image 640x513]


Does Steely McBeam fall under "Human Jobs" or "Interrupted Sexual Positions"?
 
2012-06-11 11:57:47 AM
Also, for those of you who participated in last year's survey, here are the results of the questions that were graphable:

i.imgur.com

Bigger

Link to this year's survey in my profile if you haven't played yet
 
2012-06-11 12:13:38 PM
The category Electrical Discharge should be removed and Ungulate should total 4. The Chargers are actually named after horses despite their misleading logo.
 
2012-06-11 12:19:19 PM

Di Atribe: becksellent: *I can't remember where I saw it, but there was some chart on the internets that listed the different types of team names...most fell into groups like Birds, Big Cats, etc., but the one for the 49ers was "Interrupted Sex Positions." :P

Ah.... well... I did make one of those charts, but I am very sad to say that I didn't come up with "interrupted sex positions." Dammit.

[i.imgur.com image 515x482]

Looks like it's time for a re-do


Bored at work so gonna dissect this, without looking at any nfl teams lists:

Birds:
Falcons
Seahawks
Cardinals
Eagles
Ravens

Individual:
Giants
Texans

Feline:
Panthers
Jaguars
Bengals
Lions

Ursine:
Bears

Ungulate:
Colts
Broncos
Bills

Ethnic:
Redskins
Chiefs
Browns??? (had as individuals at first since named after owner)
???
???

Human Jobs:
49ers
Packers
Cowboys
Steelers
Patriots

Dolphin:
Dolphins

Mythical:
Saints
Titans

Pirates:
Raiders
Buccaneers

Vehicle:
Jets

ESD:
Chargers

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd... time for lunch.
 
2012-06-11 12:28:25 PM

TravisBickle62: Those guys are nine kinds of ghey


I saw two dudes kissing in the park thar were less gay.
 
2012-06-11 12:28:50 PM

Mississippi Hippie: Individual:
Giants
Texans


Wrong on both. Do you want me to tell you or do you want to keep guessing?


Mississippi Hippie: Ungulate:
Colts
Broncos
Bills


Wrong on the Bills


Mississippi Hippie: Ethnic:
Redskins
Chiefs
Browns??? (had as individuals at first since named after owner)

???
???


Hahaha that is so racist..... right on the Redskins & Chiefs.


Mississippi Hippie: Human Jobs:
49ers
Packers
Cowboys
Steelers
Patriots


Wrong on the Pats :)


Mississippi Hippie: Mythical:
Saints
Titans


Saints are real people, dear

Also, "Mississippi Hippie" is super fun to say


the1hatman: The category Electrical Discharge should be removed and Ungulate should total 4. The Chargers are actually named after horses despite their misleading logo.


Never heard that one before. All of my research has led me to believe that no one's really sure of the origin. But since they have a lightning bolt on their helmet, I went ahead with electricity.

And in the race for being bored at work, I really did research these. So if I'm not totally winning, then I'm close. I'm real close.
 
2012-06-11 12:32:23 PM

Mississippi Hippie: ESD:
Chargers


Ewww Sexual Disease?
Expect Sad Days?
Extended Superbowl Deprivation?
 
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