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(Your Health)   Housewife dies after vomiting six times in 50 minutes. She must have seen those nude photos of Snooki   (yourhealth.com.sg) divider line 94
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2012-06-11 02:00:03 AM
Ten minutes later, she walked out of the bathroom to dry her hair. Suddenly she collapsed and in the process hit her head on the wardrobe and fan.
Mr Wu, told the Chinese daily at the mortuary that his mother had all along suffered from long-term hypertension and diabetes.


The vomiting didn't help, but that obviously wasn't what killed her. She didn't die of dehydration or asphyxiation.
 
2012-06-11 02:03:44 AM
That's no moon.
 
2012-06-11 02:26:47 AM
Reminds me of my first wife. She was really loud. And bulimic. I was always yelling at her, "can you just keep it down?!"
 
2012-06-11 03:49:35 AM

RodneyToady: Ten minutes later, she walked out of the bathroom to dry her hair. Suddenly she collapsed and in the process hit her head on the wardrobe and fan.
Mr Wu, told the Chinese daily at the mortuary that his mother had all along suffered from long-term hypertension and diabetes.

The vomiting didn't help, but that obviously wasn't what killed her. She didn't die of dehydration or asphyxiation.


So fan death is real!
 
2012-06-11 07:43:35 AM
www.yourhealth.com.sg

She looks like she's trying to hold back a 7th round of vomit.
 
2012-06-11 10:17:57 AM
I didn't see any nude photos of Snooki. I saw some photos of Snooki that where the naughty bits were blacked out. Perhaps that saved me from vomiting to death...
 
2012-06-11 10:38:36 AM
The resemblance to Margaret Cho is striking.
 
2012-06-11 10:47:44 AM
Meh, could have been anything from a heart attack to a very bad case of the flu.
 
2012-06-11 10:55:32 AM

basemetal: Meh, could have been anything from a heart attack to a very bad case of the flu.


You never hear about the good cases of the flu.
 
2012-06-11 11:11:21 AM

I_C_Weener: basemetal: Meh, could have been anything from a heart attack to a very bad case of the flu.

You never hear about the good cases of the flu.


Those are the one's that don't kill you.

/you only wish you were dead
 
2012-06-11 11:29:12 AM
Pfff...I've vomited way more times than that in 50 minutes and lived.
 
2012-06-11 11:29:22 AM
Obviously someone put a hex on her.
 
2012-06-11 11:29:48 AM
With a handy pic of what the huge white God-phone may look like.
 
2012-06-11 11:30:56 AM

Apos: The resemblance to allegation that she ate Margaret Cho is striking frightening (hilarious).

 
2012-06-11 11:31:56 AM
and to think a little cinnamon could have saved her
 
2012-06-11 11:32:59 AM
It was the massive heart attack that made her throw up that killed her. Even before reading the article I could tell, but the whole she was having chest pains and was diaphoretic pretty much seals it.
Singapore: You can get caned for chewing gum, but we have no 911 service.
 
2012-06-11 11:33:32 AM
Looks like she should've been vomiting more regularly for the last couple of years...
 
2012-06-11 11:33:54 AM
Thread is useless without those Snooki pictures (or at least links to them), for assessment, of course, of how deadly they really are.
 
2012-06-11 11:34:04 AM
She probably died because of low electrolytes. Vomiting causes a person to lose electrolytes and that's why drinking something like Pedialyte is important for persons who vomit frequently.
 
2012-06-11 11:34:54 AM
not sure how the info about paying for the funeral in installments contributes to the death.
 
2012-06-11 11:35:20 AM

Happy Hours: RodneyToady: Ten minutes later, she walked out of the bathroom to dry her hair. Suddenly she collapsed and in the process hit her head on the wardrobe and fan.
Mr Wu, told the Chinese daily at the mortuary that his mother had all along suffered from long-term hypertension and diabetes.

The vomiting didn't help, but that obviously wasn't what killed her. She didn't die of dehydration or asphyxiation.

So fan death is real!


The principal of the school I taught at in Korea sent out a newsletter to all the students and their parents warning them that fan blades slice oxygen molecules in half and can cause suffocation if left on for too long. True story.

It was a take on fan death I hadn't heard of before then. Usually it's just the "convection oven", hypothermia, or "vortex asphyxia" varieties.
 
2012-06-11 11:36:43 AM
A 49-year-old woman suddenly collapsed and died last Thursday after vomiting six times in 50 minutes.


he noticed that his mother was looking pale and had gone in and out of the toilet to vomit six times within half an hour.

Looks like Singapore is already on that new fangled metric time.
 
2012-06-11 11:38:07 AM

BurnShrike: [www.yourhealth.com.sg image 430x280]

She looks like she's trying to hold back a 7th round of vomit.


She looks kind of like a potato. I'm going to picture her speaking in Mrs Costanza's voice from now on.
 
2012-06-11 11:39:04 AM
I'm no doctor, and I don't even play one on TV... but after watching far too much TV over the course of my lifetime... I'm going to go with "poisoning" on this one.
 
2012-06-11 11:39:37 AM

cretinbob: It was the massive heart attack that made her throw up that killed her. Even before reading the article I could tell, but the whole she was having chest pains and was diaphoretic pretty much seals it.
Singapore: You can get caned for chewing gum, but we have no 911 service.


0118 999 881 999 119 7253

nicer ambulances, faster response times, better looking drivers
 
2012-06-11 11:40:06 AM
High BP and long term diabetic? Obviously died from vomiting!


Had a friend on FB liking pictures of plus sized models and talking about "real women" and how anorexia kills. Same guy biatches every day about his diabetes.
 
2012-06-11 11:40:07 AM

frostymug: She probably died because of low electrolytes. Vomiting causes a person to lose electrolytes and that's why drinking something like Pedialyte is important for persons who vomit frequently.


No, she died because she was having a heart attack that went untreated and progressed to cardiac arrest. In women one of the major symptoms is nausea and vomiting. This is because the blood flow decreases to the intestines in order to support cardiac and brain function.
 
2012-06-11 11:41:45 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

nicer ambulances, faster response times, better looking drivers


I didn't even need to click that link to laugh, but I did anyway
 
2012-06-11 11:42:51 AM

slayer199: I didn't see any nude photos of Snooki. I saw some photos of Snooki that where the naughty bits were blacked out. Perhaps that saved me from vomiting to death...


Where can, say, someone who doesn't mind vomiting find these pictures?
 
2012-06-11 11:46:23 AM
Gosh, YourHealth, thanks for the helpful toilet photo.
 
2012-06-11 11:46:30 AM
Close to off-topic, but in the same parking lot ... Dad died after a week of violent hiccups
 
2012-06-11 11:46:58 AM
It's very true that the housewife...
...is a dying breed
 
2012-06-11 11:48:20 AM
I liked how they kept you believing that she just started vomiting out of the blue, only to show you at the end that she was actually just neglecting a couple of serious conditions.
 
2012-06-11 11:48:45 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: cretinbob: It was the massive heart attack that made her throw up that killed her. Even before reading the article I could tell, but the whole she was having chest pains and was diaphoretic pretty much seals it.
Singapore: You can get caned for chewing gum, but we have no 911 service.

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

nicer ambulances, faster response times, better looking drivers


I've had a bit of a tumble
 
2012-06-11 11:49:06 AM

MCStymie: Where can, say, someone who doesn't mind vomiting find these pictures?


Try the Internets. I hear they have the Google.
 
2012-06-11 11:50:09 AM
Chronology of events:

The woman vomited six times
She said she had "heart pains" and her gums were bleeding
She took a shower
She started to dry her hear
She collapsed
She hit her head
She died

Seems to me the article could just have easily proclaimed "Woman dies after drying hair." How did they decide the vomiting was the key event here?
 
2012-06-11 11:50:35 AM
One of these would've saved her
i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-06-11 11:51:07 AM
Sounds like my freshman year in high school.
 
2012-06-11 11:51:57 AM
They've got Golden Corral™ in Singapore?
 
2012-06-11 11:52:17 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-11 11:55:12 AM
I'm hoping that Subby's "must have seen those nude photos of Snooki" is a joke. These do not really exist, right?

/just kidding
//kind of want to see them
///don't lie. You do too.
 
2012-06-11 11:57:15 AM
As an ER pediatrician, I hate how this article will make some people think that 6 vomits is a rule of thumb for death. I can see it now: ¨OMG, DOCTOR, MY CHILD HAS VOMITED 5 TIMES IN THE PAST HOUR.....1 MORE AND SHE WILL DIE!!!!!!¨
 
2012-06-11 12:01:10 PM

Andulamb: Gosh, YourHealth, thanks for the helpful toilet photo.


That's exactly what I thought!

I can rest easy knowing assuming the distraught family didn't have to clean her sick out of the sink on top of dealing with her dreadful death.
 
2012-06-11 12:04:33 PM
Bullshiat. The universe could never be so screwed up as to allow nude photos of Snookie to actually exist. Subby lies.
 
2012-06-11 12:04:37 PM

DrFuko: As an ER pediatrician, I hate how this article will make some people think that 6 vomits is a rule of thumb for death. I can see it now: ¨OMG, DOCTOR, MY CHILD HAS VOMITED 5 TIMES IN THE PAST HOUR.....1 MORE AND SHE WILL DIE!!!!!!¨


6 is a bad number
although if u make it to 7 it's all good cause jesus saved u
 
2012-06-11 12:08:08 PM

cretinbob: Jon iz teh kewl: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

nicer ambulances, faster response times, better looking drivers

I didn't even need to click that link to laugh, but I did anyway


And I was reading that hearing the damn song in my head.

/Fire.
//Fire.
///... three
 
2012-06-11 12:10:01 PM
Whar Snooki pics? Whar?
 
2012-06-11 12:11:34 PM

Sir Fappsalot: I'm hoping that Subby's "must have seen those nude photos of Snooki" is a joke. These do not really exist, right?

/just kidding
//kind of want to see them
///don't lie. You do too.


The ones that are floating around out there have all the naughty bits covered with black boxes. They were taken after she lost her weight, so from what can been seen, she looks pretty good.
Only problem is; she's still 'Snooki'.
 
2012-06-11 12:17:19 PM

DrFuko: As an ER pediatrician, I hate how this article will make some people think that 6 vomits is a rule of thumb for death. I can see it now: ¨OMG, DOCTOR, MY CHILD HAS VOMITED 5 TIMES IN THE PAST HOUR.....1 MORE AND SHE WILL DIE!!!!!!¨


1.bp.blogspot.com
Hates toilet ring
 
2012-06-11 12:21:38 PM
Nobody's posted this oblig. pic yet?

i297.photobucket.com

/snooki looks kinda hot in the pics
//never seen her show
///orange boobies are still boobies
////boobies
 
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