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(BBC)   Confirming what we always knew, all US vodka is equally devoid of taste, with different brands being indistinguishable from others by taste   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 10
    More: Obvious, Advance Publications, blind taste test, Mintel  
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2012-06-11 09:12:03 AM  
5 votes:
Being a vodka snob is like being a white paint aficionado.
2012-06-11 09:09:15 AM  
3 votes:
Au contraire. The true vodka connoisseur is not assessesing taste but the lack of taste. The greatest vodkas have a subtle and elegant lack of taste that can only be appeciated by the most sophisticated palate. Any fool can say, "This vodka exhibits a lack of taste"; only the true expert can say, "This vodka exhibits a SUBLIME lack of taste."
2012-06-11 11:15:19 AM  
1 votes:
So vodka and vodka drinkers have the same thing in common. They're both tasteless.
2012-06-11 10:49:45 AM  
1 votes:

Nakito: Au contraire. The true vodka connoisseur is not assessesing taste but the lack of taste. The greatest vodkas have a subtle and elegant lack of taste that can only be appeciated by the most sophisticated palate. Any fool can say, "This vodka exhibits a lack of taste"; only the true expert can say, "This vodka exhibits a SUBLIME lack of taste."


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2012-06-11 10:48:07 AM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Being a vodka snob is like being a white paint aficionado.


A premium white paint has titanium dioxide in it.
2012-06-11 10:36:25 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: cptjeff: Congrats, vodka drinkers. You're drinking something utterly generic, produced on an industrial scale, differentiated only by what's on the bottle.

Would like a word. . .



Smuggler's Notch? But I hardly know 'er!
2012-06-11 10:13:10 AM  
1 votes:
Vodka is gin for children.
2012-06-11 09:20:09 AM  
1 votes:
No taste? That's not what the ladies tell me.
2012-06-11 09:13:48 AM  
1 votes:
You can't go wrong with Sobieski vodka (made from rye). Tastes decent and is inexpensive. I've been enjoying it in mixed drinks for years.
2012-06-11 05:13:07 AM  
1 votes:
I drink a pint of Skol every day to keep me alert. I'd never spend more than 5 bucks a day on the stuff though, I have a budget. Aristocrat is a bit rougher on the skull.
 
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