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(Diamondback Online)   Three Maryland co-eds strip down to their underwear for a midnight swim in the campus fountain. Ten passersby: *YOINK*   (diamondbackonline.com) divider line 202
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2012-06-10 11:41:18 PM
"could have been prevented if the people in the fountain could have been using better judgment."

Cue the Slut Walkers....
 
2012-06-10 11:45:57 PM
It's criminal that these girls have to wear clothes at all.

I propose a bill making nude coeds who swim in fountains 110% legal!
 
2012-06-10 11:47:32 PM
Of course to offset this, we're installing a wrist sized guilotine on site for anyone who gets grabby.

Think twice, then think a third time fellas.
 
2012-06-11 12:55:18 AM

doglover: Of course to offset this, we're installing a wrist sized guilotine on site for anyone who gets grabby.

Think twice, then think a third time fellas.


That seems a little much for a first offense.
 
2012-06-11 01:01:59 AM
I hope her butt is ok :(
 
2012-06-11 01:33:20 AM

Bucky Katt: doglover: Of course to offset this, we're installing a wrist sized guilotine on site for anyone who gets grabby.

Think twice, then think a third time fellas.

That seems a little much for a first offense.


The first offense was not being attractive enough to get it for free.
The second offense was not being rich enough to pay for it.
The third offense was that popped collar.

Three strikes, they're out.
 
2012-06-11 02:24:39 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: I hope her butt is ok :(


I will be happy to examine her buttocks for any damage. As well as any collateral damage that had happen between the legs.
 
2012-06-11 02:43:01 AM
Passerby trifecta in play
 
2012-06-11 03:40:38 AM
how is it illegal to touch a naked butt in public?
I hope the 3 girls are charge with felony public lewdness and put on the sex offenders list like they belong.

LOLOLOL
bet they were white and drunk
 
2012-06-11 04:30:48 AM
Well done, my fellow Terps: Your antics never cease to amaze me!

/Imbeciles.
 
2012-06-11 05:03:34 AM
When I read "sexually assaulted" in the headline I got a sick feeling in my stomach. Never like reading stories of rape. Then I get into the article and it turns out one of them just had her ass grabbed....

Not to trivialize what happened, and I'm sure that was a scary as fark experience but they really shouldn't use the same term to describe something as horrific as rape and on the other end of the spectrum groping.
 
2012-06-11 05:06:59 AM

Freak: When I read "sexually assaulted" in the headline I got a sick feeling in my stomach. Never like reading stories of rape. Then I get into the article and it turns out one of them just had her ass grabbed....

Not to trivialize what happened, and I'm sure that was a scary as fark experience but they really shouldn't use the same term to describe something as horrific as rape and on the other end of the spectrum groping.


Sounds like you need a sexual harassment review (Tom Brady of course)
 
2012-06-11 05:08:46 AM
How did this make it to the main page with no pictures? For shame!
 
2012-06-11 05:13:03 AM

altrocks: How did this make it to the main page with no pictures? For shame!


Indeed. The only way to atone, is an early morning boobies thread.
 
2012-06-11 05:13:38 AM
Came here looking for pics of wet co-eds.

/leaves disappointed
 
2012-06-11 05:20:12 AM
TFAWWWOP.
 
2012-06-11 05:21:32 AM
Screw it, I'm going googling for wet co-eds. So long, suckers!
 
2012-06-11 05:23:27 AM

Freak: When I read "sexually assaulted" in the headline I got a sick feeling in my stomach. Never like reading stories of rape. Then I get into the article and it turns out one of them just had her ass grabbed....

Not to trivialize what happened, and I'm sure that was a scary as fark experience but they really shouldn't use the same term to describe something as horrific as rape and on the other end of the spectrum groping.


Was it grope, or grope-grope?
 
2012-06-11 05:34:15 AM
Where's the bloody pics???
 
2012-06-11 05:51:50 AM
Never fails. Nymphs just can't be left the Hell alone without some dipshiats coming along and trying to screw up their fun.
 
2012-06-11 05:57:15 AM

austin_millbarge: Came here looking for pics of wet co-eds.

/leaves disappointed


Okay, Okay....

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And just because it's hot...
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2012-06-11 05:58:46 AM

Freak: When I read "sexually assaulted" in the headline I got a sick feeling in my stomach. Never like reading stories of rape. Then I get into the article and it turns out one of them just had her ass grabbed....

Not to trivialize what happened, and I'm sure that was a scary as fark experience but they really shouldn't use the same term to describe something as horrific as rape and on the other end of the spectrum groping.


Had some woman try to minimilze the trauma of rape saying that she had been sexually assaulted, and she shook it off and was fine.

Turned out the "sexual assault" was some drunken moran grabbing her boob at a party.

Wanted to smack her so bad.
 
2012-06-11 06:00:03 AM
"I made a poor decision while drinking -- leaving all my stuff on the ground while swimming in a fountain not meant to be swum in -- protect me from my own stupidity, law enforcement!"
 
2012-06-11 06:07:00 AM

urban.derelict: "I made a poor decision while drinking -- leaving all my stuff on the ground while swimming in a fountain not meant to be swum in -- protect me from my own stupidity, law enforcement!"


Stealing is okay as long as the victim deserved it.
 
2012-06-11 06:07:45 AM
www.cartoonstock.com
 
2012-06-11 06:09:18 AM

Crockett: urban.derelict: "I made a poor decision while drinking -- leaving all my stuff on the ground while swimming in a fountain not meant to be swum in -- protect me from my own stupidity, law enforcement!"

Stealing is okay as long as the victim deserved it.


that's what Robin Hood taught us.
 
2012-06-11 06:10:52 AM

KiplingKat872: Had some woman try to minimilze the trauma of rape saying that she had been sexually assaulted


No good ever comes from any male uttering any words on any position about rape or sexual assault.

None.

Just shut up, nod, and wait for the topic to change before speaking again.

The most caring, compassionate, enlightened, logical view you could ever possibly air will always be undermined by the fact you are male and males are perps.
 
2012-06-11 06:14:27 AM
So I'm guessing the 3 ladies were not-black? With...yknow, the swimming and everything.
 
2012-06-11 06:15:41 AM
They sound like real victims.
 
2012-06-11 06:16:02 AM
Interestingly the assault could also have been prevented if the roving gang hadn't assaulted and stolen from the girls.

But let's blame the victims. Asshole cops.
 
2012-06-11 06:18:41 AM

zzrhardy: KiplingKat872: Had some woman try to minimilze the trauma of rape saying that she had been sexually assaulted

No good ever comes from any male uttering any words on any position about rape or sexual assault.

None.

Just shut up, nod, and wait for the topic to change before speaking again.

The most caring, compassionate, enlightened, logical view you could ever possibly air will always be undermined by the fact you are male and males are perps.


...except I'm female. And a rape survivor.
 
2012-06-11 06:20:55 AM
Girls stupid? Yes. Deserve to have their stuff stolen and groped? No.
Cops have a point about accidents happening while drunk? Yes.
 
2012-06-11 06:26:29 AM

jmr61: But let's blame the victims


Truly this is the worst thing to ever happen to anyone.
 
2012-06-11 06:53:14 AM
It is not a wise choice to go strip down in public, especially for a woman. It may be unfair but they should have said no.

They are lucky if only a butt grab happened.,,, Not saying they butt grabber (or others) should get away with it. But if you are going to be stupid you are not totally innocent either.

Why don't you study you morons. College aint cheep.
 
2012-06-11 06:54:40 AM

KiplingKat872: zzrhardy: KiplingKat872: Had some woman try to minimilze the trauma of rape saying that she had been sexually assaulted

No good ever comes from any male uttering any words on any position about rape or sexual assault.

None.

Just shut up, nod, and wait for the topic to change before speaking again.

The most caring, compassionate, enlightened, logical view you could ever possibly air will always be undermined by the fact you are male and males are perps.

...except I'm female. And a rape survivor.


Burn!
 
2012-06-11 07:05:28 AM
The thieves and groper committed crimes and bear full responsibilty for them, but if anything worse had happened, say one of the drunken girls had cracked her skull or drowned, the parents would be suing the school for not having a "fountain lifegaurd" on duty 24/7.
 
2012-06-11 07:12:51 AM

crab66: jmr61: But let's blame the victims

FOR BEING STUPID

KiplingKat872: groper committed crimes
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-11 07:15:54 AM

KiplingKat872: ...except I'm female. And a rape survivor.

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2012-06-11 07:25:03 AM
TTIUWOP
 
2012-06-11 07:27:53 AM
The swimmers were probably a bunch of Communications majors and the gropers African American Studies majors. The perils of a liberal arts education.
 
2012-06-11 07:30:29 AM
cdn.abclocal.go.com

Dis mine now.
 
2012-06-11 07:33:46 AM

zzrhardy: KiplingKat872: Had some woman try to minimilze the trauma of rape saying that she had been sexually assaulted

No good ever comes from any male uttering any words on any position about rape or sexual assault.

None.

Just shut up, nod, and wait for the topic to change before speaking again.

The most caring, compassionate, enlightened, logical view you could ever possibly air will always be undermined by the fact you are male and males are perps.


What the fark are you talking about? Men don't get raped ever? Men aren't ever victims of sexual assault? Sounds like you think women should be a protected class but somehow be treated "equal" at the same time.
 
2012-06-11 07:36:07 AM

Steakzilla: zzrhardy: The most caring, compassionate, enlightened, logical view you could ever possibly air will always be undermined by the fact you are male and males are perps.

What the fark are you talking about? Men don't get raped ever? Men aren't ever victims of sexual assault? Sounds like you think women should be a protected class but somehow be treated "equal" at the same time.


Just last night I was both the perp and the victim of sexual assault. I told myself "no", but I didn't stop :(
 
2012-06-11 07:36:08 AM

perigee: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 448x252]

Dis mine now.


gifs.gifbin.com
 
2012-06-11 07:43:25 AM
Yeah, Terps!!
 
2012-06-11 07:54:36 AM
"co-eds" *chuckle*
 
2012-06-11 07:55:59 AM

Steakzilla: zzrhardy: KiplingKat872: Had some woman try to minimilze the trauma of rape saying that she had been sexually assaulted

No good ever comes from any male uttering any words on any position about rape or sexual assault.

None.

Just shut up, nod, and wait for the topic to change before speaking again.

The most caring, compassionate, enlightened, logical view you could ever possibly air will always be undermined by the fact you are male and males are perps.

What the fark are you talking about? Men don't get raped ever? Men aren't ever victims of sexual assault? Sounds like you think women should be a protected class but somehow be treated "equal" at the same time.


This guy reckons there is a "war against masculinity", the evidence for which is the low number of male pre-school teachers, so his point is more that all women are liars, something you might agree with.

I hope your love affair turns out well for you both. xxx
 
2012-06-11 07:56:23 AM
ftfa: "It's almost borderline feels like a prank but certainly was a crime," after all the pranksters were black.
 
2012-06-11 07:58:23 AM

Freak: When I read "sexually assaulted" in the headline I got a sick feeling in my stomach. Never like reading stories of rape. Then I get into the article and it turns out one of them just had her ass grabbed....

Not to trivialize what happened, and I'm sure that was a scary as fark experience but they really shouldn't use the same term to describe something as horrific as rape and on the other end of the spectrum groping.


Yeah. I never realized I was sexually assaulted at a Rocky Horror show.

I mean, ass-grabbing is sexual and all, but... Maybe we should just call rape "rape" instead of "sexual assault" to kind of narrow down the blanket that covers?
 
2012-06-11 08:09:07 AM

Crockett: urban.derelict: "I made a poor decision while drinking -- leaving all my stuff on the ground while swimming in a fountain not meant to be swum in -- protect me from my own stupidity, law enforcement!"

Stealing is okay as long as the victim deserved it.


U. Maryland in College Park is in a dangerous area. Theyre lucky something worse didnt happen.

/too close to D.C. Wandering around D.C. or Baltimore after a night of drinking, is a good way to get assaulted or killed these days. Especially if you don't blend in so to speak.
 
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