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(Daily Mail)   Youngest. Beauty pageant contestant. EVER. (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2012-06-10 11:01:41 PM
26 votes:
Judging from the pic, I'm sure that the mom went through the same thing when young. You know some kid spent a lot of time feeding and grooming her in an attempt to win a 4H medal.
2012-06-11 02:36:32 AM
7 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Ask your dentist if wooden teeth are right for you.
2012-06-10 11:03:27 PM
7 votes:
I was expecting an ultrasound image.
2012-06-11 02:32:09 AM
6 votes:
timcourtois.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-10 10:58:00 PM
5 votes:
farm2.staticflickr.com
2012-06-11 02:29:35 AM
4 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Does Mom get lipstick stains around her nipples?
2012-06-11 02:23:50 AM
4 votes:
ieatfakelife.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-10 10:28:06 PM
4 votes:

kmmontandon: Twat, not twia, though now I'm tempted to figure out a definition for "twia."

I'll get to work on that.


"Twia" is someone too vapid to be a twat.
2012-06-11 12:59:13 AM
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: DON.MAC: And why was Mr Ramsey so interested in giving universities usenet servers only under the condition they carried all the alt.* groups yet got most of them disabled over a Christmas break.

WTF does that have to do with the price of ben-wa balls in China?


Yahtzee!
2012-06-11 08:34:06 AM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: [timcourtois.files.wordpress.com image 530x437]


shiat, you beat mine


www.inquisitr.com
2012-06-11 07:19:48 AM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Nuke them both from orbit.


Second the notion for the parent. However, the toddler isn't even three yet. Let's hold off on pressing the nuke button on that one, mmkay?
2012-06-11 07:02:00 AM
1 votes:
My 22 month old daughter is much prettier. And she can say Saltalamachia.

Can your little Princess say Saltalamachia? I didn't farking think so.

Sit her ass down.
2012-06-11 03:19:05 AM
1 votes:

Wangiss:
But the parents ar e no worse than sports parents for the most part.But I guess farkers wouldn't know about that, either.


I'm very thankful my folks weren't sports parents.

If my kids want to do pageants or play sports, they're welcome to. They just better not expect my wife or myself to know anything about either of those subjects. I'll go to their events, I'll cheer for them, and I'll take them out for ice cream afterwards. Other than that, they're on their own.

And let me tell you, with my genes, the my kid in either event better be happy getting a "participant" trophy.
2012-06-11 03:19:03 AM
1 votes:
The mom is fat. The mom is always fat.
2012-06-11 03:13:56 AM
1 votes:

Dwedit: I was expecting fetuses, left disappointed.


I was expecting a foetus made into a helicopter.

/fark is slipping.
2012-06-11 02:48:49 AM
1 votes:
getdefault.com
2012-06-11 02:47:16 AM
1 votes:
Keep a stiff upper lip. That way nobody sees your wicked ugly grill.
2012-06-11 02:33:09 AM
1 votes:
She's ok, but she's not that hot.
2012-06-11 02:32:53 AM
1 votes:
Seriously, I can't stop farting.
2012-06-11 02:06:31 AM
1 votes:
Forget college, somebody better start a therapy fund for this kid.
2012-06-11 12:40:24 AM
1 votes:

DON.MAC: And why was Mr Ramsey so interested in giving universities usenet servers only under the condition they carried all the alt.* groups yet got most of them disabled over a Christmas break.


WTF does that have to do with the price of ben-wa balls in China?
2012-06-10 11:27:30 PM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: ...

the fark?



Yeah, that's what led to this.
2012-06-10 10:19:14 PM
1 votes:
Her mother's hair looks like chocolate cake frosting.
 
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