I was expecting fetuses, left disappointed.

I'm just thinking she's going to strangle herself with those stupid plastic beads.

Also, I was expecting a newborn.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BarkingUnicorn: I was expecting an ultrasound image.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

But hey, at least 'smoking hot' wasn't used in the description. Maybe we're evolving here at Fark.

Dwedit: I was expecting fetuses, left disappointed.

I was expecting a foetus made into a helicopter.

/fark is slipping.

Plissken: MaudlinMutantMollusk: BarkingUnicorn: I was expecting an ultrasound image.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

But hey, at least 'smoking hot' wasn't used in the description. Maybe we're evolving here at Fark.

The mom is fat. The mom is always fat.

There are likely millions of little cute/pretty girls out there. Thankfully only a few have amoral, selfish mothers sticking them in pageants. Pageants that frankly should not be done at all.

Is it me or is that baby ugly?

I don't know what's worse: parents such as these, or the people that sustain this behavior.

kibbled: Is it me or is that baby ugly?
Ugly Baby

I look at that child, and I think one thing:

Miss Havisham, the early years.

To all parents who think it's OK to pimp out your kiddies in "Pageants" and to all the sickos that watch gleefully with one hand down their trousers......

Please go away to some secluded place and remove yourself from the gene pool.

That is all.

Here I was expecting some guy to walk on stage with a crusty old gym sock with googly eyes and lipstick.

wademh: MaudlinMutantMollusk: BarkingUnicorn: I was expecting an ultrasound image.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

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Yeah, I was thinking ultrasound pics, but that's earlier.

Wangiss: I've seem every side of this racket.Parents get their second chance at youth; kids get their first chance at disappointment. But you don't know what it's like to win a pageant. It's farking magic. Judge, if have that much hate inside you, but unless you're the one holding the flowers at the end, you're farking clueless.

Hmmm...no I don't know what it's like to win. But I've come in second....Collected myself $10....


Dan.

To every parent who puts their young child in a pagent: DIAF, you pathetic, disturbed oxygen thieves. Quit abusing a helpless child to satisfy your own ego.

2xhelix: Judging from the pic, I'm sure that the mom went through the same thing when young. You know some kid spent a lot of time feeding and grooming her in an attempt to win a 4H medal.

tag out puking, subby?

/wouldn't mind a preggo pageant though
//just keep it external

Country Member: To all parents who think it's OK to pimp out your kiddies in "Pageants" and to all the sickos that watch gleefully with one hand down their trousers......

Please go away to some secluded place and remove yourself from the gene pool.

That is all.

No, not secluded. Out in the open, in public, hell televised. Lets have a evolution/cleaning the gene pool pageant, where we give a posthumous prize to whover dies in the most entertaining fashion. The idea of getting any pageant prize might lure more of the parents in.

Toddlers and Tiaras. Sickest show on cable followed by Dance Moms.

What MrFi5ter said....
The moms are nearly always fat. Living in a trailer. Father: clueless. The gene pool is definitely been muddied up. Except Dance Moms where the dance teacher is fat, ugly, and in need of a choking with fried twinkies until she shuts that ugly yap.

incrdbil: To every parent who puts their young child in a pagent: DIAF, you pathetic, disturbed oxygen thieves. Quit abusing a helpless child to satisfy your own ego.

I think it is actually striking a primitive primate cord. It's necessary to help forge that protective bond, Mom shows off the newborn, everybody says the baby is so precious, the neurotransmitters kick in, a few endorphins and that critical dopamine release. Unfortunately, sometimes things get kicked out of balance. Is that the only positive feedback mommy gets?

Remember this. Tell new Mom about the lovely baby but then say something nice about Mom herself. don't create another one of these monsters. Better yet, if you see her when she's pregnant, talk to her about her and not the baby.

I suppose this mother, like every other stupid mother I see making their kids do this crap, is going to tell us that it's what "she wants to do!"

No, its what you want to do. Period. She didn't wake up one day and choose to do this. You decided to force your obsession on your child and live vicariously through her/him.

By the way, dressing your kids up like this is sick and creepy.

Sorry, this is probably one of the few things I consider as bad or worse than brainwashing children from birth with religion. It's the same damn thing.

tanzplagen: Wangiss: I've seem every side of this racket.Parents get their second chance at youth; kids get their first chance at disappointment. But you don't know what it's like to win a pageant. It's farking magic. Judge, if have that much hate inside you, but unless you're the one holding the flowers at the end, you're farking clueless.

Hmmm...no I don't know what it's like to win. But I've come in second....Collected myself $10....


Dan.



Sees what you did there.

kibbled: Is it me or is that baby ugly?

Like mother, like........?

I like how this thread is half deriding mother and daughter for trying to look pretty, and half heaping scorn on them for being ugly.

I wonder where women and girls get idea they're nothing unless they're good-looking?

Ace of Swords: I like how this thread is half deriding mother and daughter for trying to look pretty, and half heaping scorn on them for being ugly.

I wonder where women and girls get idea they're nothing unless they're good-looking?

If all you're good at is looking pretty but you're unredeemably ugly, then life is going to suck for you.

Maybe she'll be smart or have a good personality, because let's be honest, those genetics aren't going to propel her into the bright lights.

What's sad is that this kid is peaking at 2 and she's fugly to begin with. It's all downhill from here..and that's one long ass hill.

AverageAmericanGuy: Ace of Swords: I like how this thread is half deriding mother and daughter for trying to look pretty, and half heaping scorn on them for being ugly.

I wonder where women and girls get idea they're nothing unless they're good-looking?

If all you're good at is looking pretty but you're unredeemably ugly, then life is going to suck for you.

Maybe she'll be smart or have a good personality, because let's be honest, those genetics aren't going to propel her into the bright lights.

She's not even two. It's far too early to make judgements on how pretty or clever she'll be, and it's not exactly weird for little girls to want to emulate their mothers - or Disney princesses. The father agrees the daughter enjoys dressing up.

I don't like pageant culture, but a kid isn't going to be traumatised by playing dress up with her mother, for heaven's sake.

That's just sad. Really, really, really sad.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BarkingUnicorn: I was expecting an ultrasound image.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

Same here.

And by the way, this kid looks like a troll doll. Not as homely as that honey-boo-boo-chile creature, but edging toward "so homely she's almost cute" territory.

More proof that mandatory sterilizations need to be performed in the UK.

DataShade: Of course your child likes playing with clothes! Of course she likes playing with makeup! If you leave them alone, toddlers will pull off their diapers, poop on the carpet, then throw their poop or stick toys in it - they're not that picky, they're not that smart, and they're none too good with long term consequences.

That's what they have you for, asshole.

How do you know so much about my 2 yr old daughter...

/You owe me a new keyboard etc...

wademh: MaudlinMutantMollusk: BarkingUnicorn: I was expecting an ultrasound image.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

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Is that pronograhpy? You could get in trouble for that or a Frak suspension.

My 22 month old daughter is much prettier. And she can say Saltalamachia.

Can your little Princess say Saltalamachia? I didn't farking think so.

Sit her ass down.

Not even close to the youngest. These pageants have infant categories.

The My Little Pony Killer: Nuke them both from orbit.

Second the notion for the parent. However, the toddler isn't even three yet. Let's hold off on pressing the nuke button on that one, mmkay?

namegoeshere: Not even close to the youngest. These pageants have infant categories.

Exactly.

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Does Mom get lipstick stains around her nipples?

I bet they look like two round cats pushing out tootsie rolls.

In fact, Robyn says given the choice, Eleanor June chooses to wear make-up.

In fact, Namegoeshere says given the choice, Little Namegoeshere chooses to wear the same socks for a week, stay up until midnight, and eat chocolate for breakfast. Doesn't mean I let her.

Pray 4 Mojo: Is she hot for England?

I know the standards are different there.

Something about the metric system

This is why I hate humanity. This kids chances of ending up strangled in a basement by her fathers sock just jumped up exponentially. If we can, you know together, work to stop sexualizing our toddlers, we might just farking improve as a species. Not alot I know, but maybe a little.

God I farking hate people when they do shiat like this.

I was (am) much cuter and prettier than her. And I'm a man. Where's my money? Where's my honor badge??

Wangiss: Krieghund: Wangiss: I've seem every side of this racket.Parents get their second chance at youth; kids get their first chance at disappointment. But you don't know what it's like to win a pageant. It's farking magic. Judge, if have that much hate inside you, but unless you're the one holding the flowers at the end, you're farking clueless.

You know what? I believe you.

I hear crack is farking magic too. But it's still destructive.


I know it's easier just to stereotype, but every parent is different. Half of then are angling for dollars. You can get a few thousand a year in modeling contracts even from a small, local department store. With a lot of these families, every little bit helps. Some kids get a recurring contract with Target that puts them through college.
But the parents ar e no worse than sports parents for the most part.But I guess farkers wouldn't know about that, either.

The "doing it for financial reward and every little bit helps" argument doesn't hold water when you take into account how much these pageants cost. Just as with fast-track sports parents, these parents often spend far more getting to the upper level than they save with the scholarship. In order to be competitive, not only are you paying for the co$tume$ and fee$, co$metic$ $pray tan$, etc, but also the snowflake will need private coaching, which is gotdamned expensive.

If the parents put all the pageant cash into a college fund instead, college would be paid for and then some.

pxlboy: If my kids want to do pageants or play sports, they're welcome to. They just better not expect my wife or myself to know anything about either of those subjects. I'll go to their events, I'll cheer for them, and I'll take them out for ice cream afterwards. Other than that, they're on their own.

And let me tell you, with my genes, the my kid in either event better be happy getting a "participant" trophy.

The little league team I spent a season with stunk so bad, we lost every game we played. I recall getting a participation trophy and wondering why.

From what I understand, kids today just expect one?

By chance, we had a church ballgame just yesterday and all ages were welcome. Just a friendly ballgame where kids ran for the elderly that chose to bat. My 11 year old autistic son chose to play and loved that he was picked by the other team. I had 3 perfect at bats and he struckout at his at bats. His team won and he got to tease me a little and I let him for it was all in fun. Later, he asked about joining a league and I didn't allow his head to be filled with some fantasy. With so little interest earlier in his life for the sport and very little baseball skills, I told him that he would have a real hard time trying to catch up to kids that have already played for years. I am not going to throw him in and expect too much from a coach that may not have time for a kid who plays atleast one level below the rest of the team.

I have seen so many sports parents act like they have a kid that can outperform your kid and it is sickening. I think the participation trophies are a way of getting the over competitive parents to shut up because their kid got a trophy no bigger than the other kids. I am all for championships and competition for how else will professional sports still exist. However, sadly too many parents like to start way too early to declare they have a superstar before the kid has a chance to enjoy an ounce of life.

Prince Fielder was hitting homeruns into the upperdeck of the old Tiger stadium when he was 12. Last night the Tiger pitcher that tossed the balls to him stated Prince hit pretty well, but declined to declare Prince a superstar that young. He said let the kids grow up and then see where they make it.