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(Daily Mail)   Youngest. Beauty pageant contestant. EVER. (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 139
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2012-06-10 10:19:14 PM
Her mother's hair looks like chocolate cake frosting.
 
2012-06-10 10:26:10 PM

feckingmorons: Her mother's hair looks like chocolate cake frosting.



Her mother's obviously a vacuous twia that's desperately trying to make up for a sex-free life in high school.
 
2012-06-10 10:26:50 PM
Twat, not twia, though now I'm tempted to figure out a definition for "twia."

I'll get to work on that.
 
2012-06-10 10:28:06 PM

kmmontandon: Twat, not twia, though now I'm tempted to figure out a definition for "twia."

I'll get to work on that.


"Twia" is someone too vapid to be a twat.
 
2012-06-10 10:29:30 PM
And Fark Almighty - yet another one of those fat, ugly breeder women whoring out their daughters to the objectification industry to experience a vicarious sense of worth. This whole damn thing is farking sick.
 
2012-06-10 10:34:54 PM
I'm so glad I"m never going to have children.
 
2012-06-10 10:40:35 PM
Nuke them both from orbit.
 
2012-06-10 10:55:21 PM
Why?
 
2012-06-10 10:58:00 PM
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2012-06-10 11:01:41 PM
Judging from the pic, I'm sure that the mom went through the same thing when young. You know some kid spent a lot of time feeding and grooming her in an attempt to win a 4H medal.
 
2012-06-10 11:03:27 PM
I was expecting an ultrasound image.
 
2012-06-10 11:08:40 PM

2xhelix: Judging from the pic, I'm sure that the mom went through the same thing when young. You know some kid spent a lot of time feeding and grooming her in an attempt to win a 4H medal.


You are a horrible person. However, I think you'd still make a better parent than that f*cking twat.
 
2012-06-10 11:21:32 PM
...

the fark?
 
2012-06-10 11:27:30 PM

SilentStrider: ...

the fark?



Yeah, that's what led to this.
 
2012-06-10 11:38:34 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
"Alright honey, you need to learn to use those assets, if you got mine and your father's genetics you really having nothing going for you except an accommodating moral code."

The My Little Pony Killer: Nuke them both from orbit.


Seconded.
 
2012-06-11 12:00:00 AM

kmmontandon: SilentStrider: ...

the fark?


Yeah, that's what led to this.


*snort*
 
2012-06-11 12:21:43 AM
This worked out so well for JonBenét Ramsey. And why was Mr Ramsey so interested in giving universities usenet servers only under the condition they carried all the alt.* groups yet got most of them disabled over a Christmas break.
 
2012-06-11 12:40:24 AM

DON.MAC: And why was Mr Ramsey so interested in giving universities usenet servers only under the condition they carried all the alt.* groups yet got most of them disabled over a Christmas break.


WTF does that have to do with the price of ben-wa balls in China?
 
2012-06-11 12:57:37 AM
Someone needs to call social services. Yeesh!
 
2012-06-11 12:59:13 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: DON.MAC: And why was Mr Ramsey so interested in giving universities usenet servers only under the condition they carried all the alt.* groups yet got most of them disabled over a Christmas break.

WTF does that have to do with the price of ben-wa balls in China?


Yahtzee!
 
2012-06-11 01:14:27 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I was expecting an ultrasound image.


I'm glad I wasn't the only one
 
2012-06-11 02:06:31 AM
Forget college, somebody better start a therapy fund for this kid.
 
2012-06-11 02:21:25 AM
That's not true. I've known mothers who put their kids in these things as young as a few weeks old.
 
2012-06-11 02:21:55 AM
I've seem every side of this racket.Parents get their second chance at youth; kids get their first chance at disappointment. But you don't know what it's like to win a pageant. It's farking magic. Judge, if have that much hate inside you, but unless you're the one holding the flowers at the end, you're farking clueless.
 
2012-06-11 02:23:50 AM
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2012-06-11 02:23:58 AM
Is she hot for England?

I know the standards are different there.
 
2012-06-11 02:25:38 AM

Wangiss: I've seem every side of this racket.Parents get their second chance at youth; kids get their first chance at disappointment. But you don't know what it's like to win a pageant. It's farking magic. Judge, if have that much hate inside you, but unless you're the one holding the flowers at the end, you're farking clueless.


Not sure if serious.
 
2012-06-11 02:25:41 AM

DON.MAC: And why was Mr Ramsey so interested in giving universities usenet servers only under the condition they carried all the alt.* groups yet got most of them disabled over a Christmas break.



Source? That's pretty damning.
 
2012-06-11 02:27:57 AM
Wait... wasn't that spray-tanned baby the DailyFail had an article on last week only 10 months old for her first "pageant"? It seems they're contradicting themselves, and so soon.
 
2012-06-11 02:28:55 AM
Another fat and dumpy mom trying to live her childhood through her daughter and fark her up to be just like her. Maybe if a lot of girls growing up didn't strive to run around pulling up their dresses they wouldn't grow up so farked up.
 
2012-06-11 02:29:35 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Does Mom get lipstick stains around her nipples?
 
2012-06-11 02:32:09 AM
timcourtois.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-11 02:32:53 AM
Seriously, I can't stop farting.
 
2012-06-11 02:32:55 AM

Wangiss: I've seem every side of this racket.Parents get their second chance at youth; kids get their first chance at disappointment. But you don't know what it's like to win a pageant. It's farking magic. Judge, if have that much hate inside you, but unless you're the one holding the flowers at the end, you're farking clueless.


You know what? I believe you.

I hear crack is farking magic too. But it's still destructive.
 
2012-06-11 02:33:09 AM
She's ok, but she's not that hot.
 
2012-06-11 02:33:38 AM

kmmontandon: feckingmorons: Her mother's hair looks like chocolate cake frosting.


Her mother's obviously a vacuous twia that's desperately trying to make up for a sex-free life in high school.


Hey, don't lump the rest of us that had a sex-free life in high school in with her.
 
2012-06-11 02:36:02 AM
Is there a single instance of an attractive mother that puts her kids into beauty pageants? Or is this really just the realm of fat ugly twats that want desperately to live through their children?
 
2012-06-11 02:36:32 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Ask your dentist if wooden teeth are right for you.
 
2012-06-11 02:36:54 AM
From what the father says in his direct quote at the bottom of the story, he sounds reasonably sensible, so there is hope yet. Although the mention of what a "proper boy" should be doing does negate my previous statement somewhat.
 
2012-06-11 02:39:29 AM
I wish people like this mom would just collect dolls instead of hussy-ing up a toddler. That can'y be healthy. (father of 2 great girls, would never dream of doing this kind of shiat)
 
2012-06-11 02:42:18 AM
My niece of the same age is much more adorable than whatever that thing is.
But thankfully her mother (my sister) is more intelligent and would never do this to her daughter.
 
2012-06-11 02:44:20 AM

Krieghund: Wangiss: I've seem every side of this racket.Parents get their second chance at youth; kids get their first chance at disappointment. But you don't know what it's like to win a pageant. It's farking magic. Judge, if have that much hate inside you, but unless you're the one holding the flowers at the end, you're farking clueless.

You know what? I believe you.

I hear crack is farking magic too. But it's still destructive.



I know it's easier just to stereotype, but every parent is different. Half of then are angling for dollars. You can get a few thousand a year in modeling contracts even from a small, local department store. With a lot of these families, every little bit helps. Some kids get a recurring contract with Target that puts them through college.
But the parents ar e no worse than sports parents for the most part.But I guess farkers wouldn't know about that, either.
 
2012-06-11 02:47:16 AM
Keep a stiff upper lip. That way nobody sees your wicked ugly grill.
 
2012-06-11 02:48:49 AM
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2012-06-11 02:49:18 AM
Of course your child likes playing with clothes! Of course she likes playing with makeup! If you leave them alone, toddlers will pull off their diapers, poop on the carpet, then throw their poop or stick toys in it - they're not that picky, they're not that smart, and they're none too good with long term consequences.

That's what they have you for, asshole.
 
2012-06-11 02:49:57 AM
I was expecting something much cuter than that. That child looks like a juvenile mountain troll.

/still doing ok considering the genes.
 
2012-06-11 02:52:18 AM
Chav's.
 
2012-06-11 03:01:01 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: kmmontandon: Twat, not twia, though now I'm tempted to figure out a definition for "twia."

I'll get to work on that.

"Twia" is someone too vapid to be a twat.


Just sounds like a plural to me.
"These desperate twia have to stop vicariously feeling pretty by patronizing contests such as this."
 
2012-06-11 03:03:13 AM
The only cosmetics a little kid needs are sunscreen and a thin film of mud. Put that poor child outside and come up with some other way to entertain yourself, for fark's sake.
 
2012-06-11 03:04:59 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BarkingUnicorn: I was expecting an ultrasound image.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one


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