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(Abc.net.au)   Saudi Arabia's Got Talent. No singing, dancing or women allowed   (abc.net.au) divider line 37
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2012-06-10 09:17:12 PM  
And these people are our allies
 
2012-06-10 09:18:01 PM  
Lets get real for a second, biatching about Saudi TV is pretty way down the list of general gripes on Saudi Arabia.

Lets complain about Stalins fashon sense next.
 
2012-06-10 09:20:04 PM  

CruiserTwelve: And these people are our allies


No they're not.
 
2012-06-10 10:00:06 PM  
Yes, any culture that subjugates/minimalizes half it's population due to sexual differences is bound to dominate the world sooner or later...keep farking that chicken Saudis.
 
2012-06-10 10:23:24 PM  
Better title: Misogynists Flaunt Beliefs
 
2012-06-10 10:24:07 PM  
Hmmm, religious chants. Maybe I'll try out and try to sneak a Smith's song by the judges.
 
2012-06-10 11:00:46 PM  
They aren't allowed to have too much talent apparently.
 
2012-06-10 11:02:47 PM  
FTA: "Instead, competitors will be permitted to perform religious chants, recite poems and engage in sports events."

I think I'd rather sit and hammer nails into my kneecaps than watch any of that crap. Unless they had some kind of sport when the losers get beheaded. I'd DVR the shiat out of that.
 
2012-06-10 11:22:55 PM  
And in second place, for a pretty decent beard....
 
2012-06-10 11:31:57 PM  
With all that suppression of sex and other stuff I have to imagine one of the talents will be Keepie Uppie.

Note: WR seems to be somewhere around the 26 hour mark.
 
2012-06-10 11:36:36 PM  
meh, still better than american idol
 
2012-06-10 11:49:47 PM  
I think that show could really blow up here in the States.
 
2012-06-10 11:57:56 PM  

CruiserTwelve: And these people are our allies two-faced bastards take our money and pretend to be our friends.


FTFY
 
2012-06-11 12:09:24 AM  
Behold my flawless beheading technique!!
 
2012-06-11 12:10:35 AM  

Archimedes' Principal: CruiserTwelve: And these people are our allies two-faced bastards take our money and pretend to be our friends.

FTFY


Allies In Name Only?
 
2012-06-11 12:10:53 AM  
Finally they'll be able to have a fair parallel parking contest.
 
2012-06-11 12:31:48 AM  
Can't wait to see the Arabian version of Jeff Dunham and Akmed
 
2012-06-11 12:32:00 AM  
Cat Stevens approves.
 
2012-06-11 12:35:25 AM  
I can't wait until women of the Middle East throw off the shackles of religion, and oppression, and do porn. For my entertainment.
 
2012-06-11 12:35:31 AM  
All the way from Kuwait, its Abdul the Beheader."step right up he needs volunteers"
 
2012-06-11 12:40:27 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I can't wait until women of the Middle East throw off the shackles of religion, and oppression, and do porn. For my entertainment.


Amen to that brother!
 
2012-06-11 12:41:27 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I can't wait until women of the Middle East throw off the shackles of religion, and oppression, and do porn. For my entertainment.


I am not sure how to break this to you....
 
2012-06-11 01:18:41 AM  
So basically this then.
 
2012-06-11 01:21:21 AM  
Suicide Bomber - lets see how effective they can blow themselves up, perhaps shaping the blast to form some religious symbol. Bonus points for how many people in the audience they can take out.

Goat/Camel/Donkey whisperer. And by whisperer I mean farker. Judging their technique in seducing their animal of choice.
 
2012-06-11 01:41:41 AM  
Hot Saudi Arabian Women Thread Alert

NSFSA

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-11 02:03:54 AM  
Poetry readings, eh?


There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
wiping spunk off his chin,
"If my ear was a coont I could fark it."
 
2012-06-11 04:43:53 AM  
Human Cannonball Guy will be huge there.
 
2012-06-11 06:41:57 AM  
Roses are red
Allah is great
I stoned my wife to death because she disobeyed me and is a whore

This, sadly, was the best poem they have so far.
 
2012-06-11 06:55:29 AM  
winner gets to hang with Islamic Rage Boy
 
2012-06-11 07:03:55 AM  
I just don't get that country. We should have nothing to do with them.
 
2012-06-11 07:44:38 AM  
It's funny, once upon a time the middle east used to be, generally, the one of the most tolerant and developed parts of the world (relatively speaking).

It's a tragedy when any group in a nation can look back over history and say "If I lived in this place hundreds of years ago, I'd have more rights than I do now."

The sad thing is aside from distracting ourselves from the short-comings of our own countries for a little while, there's really not much we can do. The wheels of commerce have to turn, and massive cultural change can't be forced on a foreign nation.

At some point these folks have to stand up and decide that they want what we value. Sadly, as long as they stay rich and well fed, no one's going to try too hard to rock the boat. And no one in the more developed world (relatively speaking) is going to kamikaze their own economy just so a bunch of people who live somewhere else can experience enough suffering to motivate them to revolution.

\It's late and I'm babbling.
\\Why can't people just chill out, get along, and not force their petty moral concerns on others?
 
2012-06-11 10:16:00 AM  

sfpfc: Cat Stevens approves.


Yusuf Islam approves death fatwah against Salman Rushdie sfpfc.

/fark Peace Train
 
xcv
2012-06-11 03:10:50 PM  

Frontspac: It's funny, once upon a time the middle east used to be, generally, the one of the most tolerant and developed parts of the world (relatively speaking).


Was that ever true about most of the Arabian peninsular? Serious question.
 
2012-06-11 04:06:45 PM  

xcv: Frontspac: It's funny, once upon a time the middle east used to be, generally, the one of the most tolerant and developed parts of the world (relatively speaking).

Was that ever true about most of the Arabian peninsular? Serious question.


No.

Places like Baghdad, yes.
 
xcv
2012-06-11 11:33:55 PM  

Khazar-Khum: xcv: Frontspac: It's funny, once upon a time the middle east used to be, generally, the one of the most tolerant and developed parts of the world (relatively speaking).

Was that ever true about most of the Arabian peninsular? Serious question.

No.

Places like Baghdad, yes.


Yeah, but Mesopotamia was a region of culture and science long before any extant faith was being practiced there.
 
2012-06-12 01:18:08 AM  
Otherwise known as "Sitting in a Chair".
 
2012-06-12 11:46:39 AM  
CSB

A few months ago I had hallmates in my university from Saudi Arabia and Jordan, so one time we where discussing this and it went like this:

Me: "So what's the deal with making women dress up and cover everything?"
Them: "It's so they don't provoke sexual thoughts on us"
"Why don't you cover then? You provoke sexual thoughts on her too"
"No we don't. Virgin women don't have sexual thoughts"

At that point I laughed so hard for like 10 minutes straight that they didn't want to talk to me about it.

It was like that time my dad wanted to know if I was gay and took me to get an HIV test. "I want to see if you're gay or straight, so tomorrow morning I'll take you for an hiv test" (I was 15 at the time).

/The world is full of ignorants
//Except for the whole women and gay things they really are awesome people
 
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