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2012-06-10 04:59:00 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-10 05:12:59 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [i47.tinypic.com image 500x625]


That is so very, very wrong. :-D
 
2012-06-10 05:20:22 PM

Bathia_Mapes: That is so very, very wrong. :-D


I know

/I'm so very, very sorry
 
2012-06-10 05:20:50 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: That is so very, very wrong. :-D

I know

/I'm so very, very sorry


No you're not and you know it.
 
2012-06-10 05:27:33 PM

Bathia_Mapes: No you're not and you know it.


Well... I will admit that it took me longer to make, and didn't turn out quite as good as it could have because I kept giggling
 
2012-06-10 05:29:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: No you're not and you know it.

Well... I will admit that it took me longer to make, and didn't turn out quite as good as it could have because I kept giggling


Heh!
 
2012-06-10 06:07:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-10 06:07:43 PM
Number 2 please. Don't even bother to bathe her.
 
2012-06-10 06:12:37 PM
Two, eleven on a bad day, and wtf? is up with twelve???
 
2012-06-10 06:17:41 PM
Vampire lady bears a good resemblance to my Gf's mother.

We won't be showing this to her.
 
2012-06-10 06:18:16 PM

Pack Mentality: Two, eleven on a bad day, and wtf? is up with twelve???


Calamine lotion?

Huffing residue?
 
2012-06-10 06:19:44 PM

twiztedjustin: Arrested for trespass not being invited in..

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]




shiat. I should have said "Arrested for being uninvited". I am so sorry for farking that up.
 
2012-06-10 06:24:07 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-10 06:24:51 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Pack Mentality: Two, eleven on a bad day, and wtf? is up with twelve???

Calamine lotion?

Huffing residue?


Either she took an accidental fall onto her face while being helped into the back of the cruiser, or--more likely--she was smoking something and it got a big hotter than she thought it would. That looks like burn cream, and those are just the places one might get scorched if one was leaning over an open flame. (He? It?)
 
2012-06-10 06:24:51 PM

Pack Mentality: wtf? is up with twelve???


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-10 06:25:52 PM

Mildot: No. 2, I'd Like to violate her probation or prob her violation.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 550x670]


I'm pretty sure that I've never before pleasured myself to a mugshot photo.

/shiatiputupwith.jpg
 
2012-06-10 06:36:25 PM

Mugato: She told me not to get it in her hair, we were in a nice restaurant.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x667]

Wait a minute, that looks like the guy who trained the Puma Man.




she kissed that frog in your honor... and then some.
 
2012-06-10 06:39:59 PM

Mugato: She told me not to get it in her hair, we were in a nice restaurant.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x667]

Wait a minute, that looks like the guy who trained the Puma Man.


i.ytimg.com

I think his chin was squarer, but good catch. Maybe he had a sex-change?
 
2012-06-10 06:40:08 PM

phlegmmo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 477x588]
[johannasvisions.com image 485x355]


Rape me! Rape me!
 
2012-06-10 06:48:01 PM
www.goddessoffiction.com
 
2012-06-10 07:22:49 PM
I don't think she really exposed her sexual organs. Unless she gutted herself.
 
2012-06-10 07:26:29 PM

KidneyStone: Vampire lady bears a good resemblance to my Gf's mother.

We won't be showing this to her.


Came here to say thi....Hey!
 
2012-06-10 07:27:14 PM
I wonder how it feels to deal with the back tail of the genetic curve each and every day. Not that i want to find out, but i do wonder.
 
2012-06-10 07:29:52 PM
I see Missi Pyle and Tracy Jordan's son both make an appearance.
 
2012-06-10 07:30:46 PM

balisane: I wonder how it feels to deal with the back tail of the genetic curve each and every day. Not that i want to find out, but i do wonder.


You could just spend a week in the politics threads
 
2012-06-10 07:37:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-10 07:38:07 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Pack Mentality: Two, eleven on a bad day, and wtf? is up with twelve???

Calamine lotion?

Huffing residue?


flea!
Flea fly!
flea fly mosquito!
calamine, calamine, calamine lotion
Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy
got one on my backy backy
ooey ooey owie owie wish they'd go away!
quick! get the bug spray!
I think he went that-a way!
 
2012-06-10 07:39:19 PM
i780.photobucket.com

Excuse me, uh, I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano.
 
2012-06-10 07:39:44 PM

Sabyen91: phlegmmo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 477x588]
[johannasvisions.com image 485x355]

Rape me! Rape me!


Rape me! Rape me!
 
2012-06-10 07:41:55 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Bathia_Mapes: Pack Mentality: Two, eleven on a bad day, and wtf? is up with twelve???

Calamine lotion?

Huffing residue?

flea!
Flea fly!
flea fly mosquito!
calamine, calamine, calamine lotion
Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy
got one on my backy backy
ooey ooey owie owie wish they'd go away!
quick! get the bug spray!
I think he went that-a way!


lol
 
2012-06-10 07:42:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: balisane: I wonder how it feels to deal with the back tail of the genetic curve each and every day. Not that i want to find out, but i do wonder.

You could just spend a week in the politics threads


I spend way too much time lurking there, thinking "wat." Still haven't decided if we really do have that much derp, or if derp just makes a lot of noise and alts.


trippdogg: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Twilight 5 - The Mother-in-Law


The thing that kills me about this broad is that both the tattoo, and possibly the piercings, look fresh. That's not youthful indiscretion; that's this season's stupid.
 
2012-06-10 07:51:56 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Uchiha_Cycliste: Bathia_Mapes: Pack Mentality: Two, eleven on a bad day, and wtf? is up with twelve???

Calamine lotion?

Huffing residue?

flea!
Flea fly!
flea fly mosquito!
calamine, calamine, calamine lotion
Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy
got one on my backy backy
ooey ooey owie owie wish they'd go away!
quick! get the bug spray!
I think he went that-a way!

lol


Oh, the wonderful songs I learned as a camp counselor. =D
 
2012-06-10 07:52:03 PM
When I looked at #2 and then glanced at what she was busted for, I swear I read that as 'prostitution'.

/was about to run to the ATM

//off the subject, on #3, I thought they made you take your sunglasses off.

///Sunday slashies
 
2012-06-10 08:00:47 PM

Gyrfalcon: Bathia_Mapes: Pack Mentality: Two, eleven on a bad day, and wtf? is up with twelve???

Calamine lotion?

Huffing residue?

Either she took an accidental fall onto her face while being helped into the back of the cruiser, or--more likely--she was smoking something and it got a big hotter than she thought it would. That looks like burn cream, and those are just the places one might get scorched if one was leaning over an open flame. (He? It?)


I was thinking meth lab explosion. Or maybe explosion is too harsh a term, considering that she isn't too badly injured; let's say mishap.
 
2012-06-10 09:00:31 PM
This explains number 6?
 
2012-06-10 09:07:04 PM
2 & 5, your VegasJ Sammich is ready... #'s 2 & 5.... sammich time, meow.
 
2012-06-10 09:18:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-10 09:32:12 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 228x281]


HAH!

/I bow to the master
 
2012-06-10 10:04:10 PM
www.tacticalfanboy.com
 
2012-06-10 10:50:58 PM

jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 620x410]

Excuse me, uh, I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano.


In fact, I'll even throw in the black keys for free.
 
2012-06-10 11:08:13 PM

Clint_Torres: jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 620x410]

Excuse me, uh, I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano.

In fact, I'll even throw in the black keys for free.


Breaks my heart to see a boy that young goin' bad.
 
2012-06-11 12:09:56 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-11 12:26:24 AM

jeaux65: [i.cdn.turner.com image 640x478]

What gender is this??


yes
 
2012-06-11 12:27:50 AM

jeaux65: [i.cdn.turner.com image 640x478]

What gender is this??


It's a woman.

/lots of old lesbians in my building.
 
2012-06-11 12:31:21 AM

Wyalt Derp: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Broketooth Mountain.




HKAHAHAHASDHASDFHASDFHASDFHASDF!1
 
2012-06-11 12:58:09 AM

borg: jeaux65: [i.cdn.turner.com image 640x478]

What gender is this??

It's a woman.

/lots of old lesbians in my building.


So this one knew Sappho personally, I take it.
 
2012-06-11 01:00:06 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-11 01:37:43 AM

jeaux65: [i.cdn.turner.com image 640x478]

What gender is this??


"TRANS"
 
2012-06-11 02:20:30 AM

jdemartino: Bathia_Mapes:[i.cdn.turner.com image 477x588]

I do believe this woman had her own fark thread last week.

You are correct. And I still say Meg Ryan has really let herself go...


Thanks. BTW-Your comment jogged my memory as to which thread she was the subject of.
 
2012-06-11 02:46:10 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com


"I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions...Commando Airborne Tactics...Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me."

 
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