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		I like my bees like I like my women: Swarming in Florida (cfnews13.com)		67
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Philbb		2012-06-11 01:42:21 AM

Corporate Self: most bee in the southern US these days are Africanized

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phrawgh		2012-06-11 01:49:13 AM

Philbb: Corporate Self: most bee in the southern US these days are Africanized

citation needed.jpg

Ask and you shall receive:
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Tainted1		2012-06-11 01:58:03 AM

DocFarker: Manfred J. Hattan: "Green's neighbor said in the afternoon, you can actually hear the bees hovering around it and fear someone's going to stung soon."

Oh noes! Stung! One of the precious children might encounter nature!

Buy an epipen and a helmet, lady, or cough up the $200.

Tell that to the parents of the 90,000 + kids who die anually from alergic reactions to bee stings you dicknibler!

The word is better without their weakness

Tainted1		2012-06-11 02:05:36 AM

Corporate Self: To allow the misty eye'd country folks whose dad/grandpa/molester kept docile bees when they were a kid, remember that most bee in the southern US these days are Africanized and nothing like what you remember.

CITATION NEEDED

JaeSharp		2012-06-11 02:07:27 AM

/approves
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Buffet		2012-06-11 02:11:57 AM

"...fear someone's going to stung soon."
What the Fark?

aerojockey		2012-06-11 02:26:33 AM

FTFA: An Orlando woman says she's fed up with no one taking responsibility for a massive beehive right outside her property.

Picture shows a swarm.

Nice journalism there, chief. I don't expect a stupid Florida mom to know the difference, but I... well I guess I don't expect a stupid Florida journalist to know the difference either.

In any case, swarms are not very dangerous and will go away in a few days at most. Just tell the kids to stay out of the backyard. An actual hive could be a problem and it'd be a good idea to remove it from where children play; only problem is hives are not as conspicuous as swarms.

Philbb		2012-06-11 03:01:29 AM

phrawgh: Philbb: Corporate Self: most bee in the southern US these days are Africanized

citation needed.jpg

Ask and you shall receive:

This is why I love fark.

Pista		2012-06-11 03:55:54 AM

Buffet: "...fear someone's going to stung soon."
What the Fark?

I was hunting for the missing word too.
Why didn't they go the whole hog & write "stinged"?

Buffet		2012-06-11 04:53:46 AM

Pista: Buffet: "...fear someone's going to stung soon."
What the Fark?

I was hunting for the missing word too.
Why didn't they go the whole hog & write "stinged"?

Article's author's nickname: El Retardo?

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-06-11 04:54:04 AM

Does not understand all of this fear and panic.

H31N0US		2012-06-11 05:39:02 AM

How can this person and her neighbors not be able to pony up $200 to have teh bees removed?

"Please come and help us get these bees away from here because they're too many children around here, due to the safety of the kids," Green said. "My husband comes out here to fish. There's over 50,000 bees. We didn't even know it was here. I mean, it's kind of crazy."

Oh.

rooftop235		2012-06-11 06:36:00 AM

I live in Orlando, and have noticed a LOT of wasps lately. Not so many bees though.

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rooftop235		2012-06-11 06:44:46 AM

stuhayes2010		2012-06-11 06:55:37 AM

I rescued bees a month ago. It's easy and shouldn't cost $200. Most bee keepers would gladly come get them for free.

RobSeace		2012-06-11 08:15:51 AM

"Please come and help us get these bees away from here because they're too many children around here, due to the safety of the kids"

They are too many children around here? And, they apparently are due to their own safety? WTF language is this?!

WarszawaScream		2012-06-11 02:12:43 PM

jmadisonbiii: Kill 'em WITH FIRE! Oh dear lord! Bees! (NSFW language)

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Came here for this, leaving so very satisfied.

/makes me proud to be an American

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