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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 25-year-old brunette gets $2.1m tax check in error, immediately starts shopping (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 189
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2012-06-10 04:53:42 PM
It's time to impose prison terms on submitters who misuse the "smoking hot" tag.
 
2012-06-10 05:10:20 PM

flucto: It's time to impose prison terms on submitters who misuse the "smoking hot" tag.


You don't fancy this cuteypie?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-10 05:19:59 PM
I don't think people should be sent to jail for using a check error...

She claimed earnings of $3million but used the tax calculator programme to claim a refund of $2.1million, Oregon Live reported.

Oh, nevermind.
 
2012-06-10 05:20:31 PM
Smoking hot because someone already killed her with fire.
 
2012-06-10 05:23:55 PM
... so she's got 2.1 million dollars ... and she uses it to buy a friggin' '99 Dodge Caravan?
 
2012-06-10 05:43:01 PM

kmmontandon: ... so she's got 2.1 million dollars ... and she uses it to buy a friggin' '99 Dodge Caravan?


This.

Also, why the fark was her tax refund in the form of a pre-paid VISA card?
 
2012-06-10 05:44:26 PM

kmmontandon: ... so she's got 2.1 million dollars ... and she uses it to buy a friggin' '99 Dodge Caravan?


Hey she got new wheels for it Now she's rollin'.
 
2012-06-10 05:46:24 PM
Idiot. Now that I'm aware of this little scheme I'll be farking from Venezuela.

Hold on, I have to get the door...
 
2012-06-10 05:55:24 PM

ambassador_ahab: kmmontandon: ... so she's got 2.1 million dollars ... and she uses it to buy a friggin' '99 Dodge Caravan?

This.

Also, why the fark was her tax refund in the form of a pre-paid VISA card?


Because she used TurboTax.

Everyone is issuing refunds, rebates, and credits on pre-paid Visas. Many people don't pay them down to zero, or even use them at all if they're for small denominations. If an institution issues 500,000 pre-paid Visas, and an average of $3.00 each doesn't get spent, they come out way ahead.
 
2012-06-10 06:02:55 PM
hmmm...*click*...*scroll*..

GAH!
 
2012-06-10 06:11:06 PM
That wasn't an "error". that was fraud.
 
2012-06-10 06:16:35 PM
I remember when "smoking hot" used to mean something.
 
2012-06-10 06:16:37 PM

"Krystle Marie Reyes was only caught after she reported the Visa card containing the seven figure sum had been lost."


She should have held on to that card like it was a lifeline. Hell, her return was even audited and then approved by officials on Oregon. She was home free, at least until next tax season.

 
2012-06-10 06:17:28 PM
She spent $2,000 on a Dodge Caravan and then $800 on rims for it? That, my friends, is the definition of Negro Rich.
 
2012-06-10 06:17:57 PM
By that time she had already spent more than $150,000, including buying a car and other household items.

I know I wouldn't be able to get by without my house-car.
 
2012-06-10 06:18:03 PM

St_Francis_P: flucto: It's time to impose prison terms on submitters who misuse the "smoking hot" tag.

You don't fancy this cuteypie?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 235x425]


maybe if she ATE more. WTF is WRONG with women "starving themselves" these days??
 
2012-06-10 06:18:49 PM
You'd think that after 100+ "smokin' hot" titles I'd learn. Mental illness is doing the same thing over-and-over, each time expecting a different result.
 
bow [TotalFark]
2012-06-10 06:18:52 PM
Just my type.
 
2012-06-10 06:19:21 PM

Ambivalence: That wasn't an "error". that was fraud.


Ahhhh ... yea. Tax refund fraud is a booming industry here in the states. Although "$2.1 million" should fall under "have this reviewed and approved by a real person instead of a computer" type of transaction.

/lots of fail here
 
2012-06-10 06:20:00 PM
The first thing she should have done is gotten treatment for that bad case of jaundice.
 
2012-06-10 06:20:06 PM
Ha! That's amazing. I like how she just claimed $3million and the revenue dept was just like, "fark it, here's your refund"
 
2012-06-10 06:20:13 PM
I don't fall for this shiat anymore subby! But then when I come to the comment section of the headline some asshats (you know who you are) puts what I assume is the image up anyway. F*CK!
 
2012-06-10 06:21:14 PM
I was lied to.
 
2012-06-10 06:21:15 PM
Wangiss: Idiot. Now that I'm aware of this little scheme I'll be farking from Venezuela.

Hold on, I have to get the door...


Pretty much THIS.
 
2012-06-10 06:21:37 PM
Makes you wonder how many have actually got away with something like this? She deserves to go jail on the stupidity factor alone.
 
2012-06-10 06:22:30 PM
Ok, she was so totally going to get away with it, UNTIL SHE LOST THE CARD WORTH 2 MILLION DOLLARS, not once..but TWICE!! And then reported it. Facepalms...epic..epic...failsauce.
 
2012-06-10 06:22:31 PM

RibbyK: You'd think that after 100+ "smokin' hot" titles I'd learn. Mental illness Being a software engineer is doing the same thing over-and-over, each time expecting a different result.

 
2012-06-10 06:22:59 PM
img651.imageshack.us

Why do I look, WHY?
 
2012-06-10 06:23:57 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha! That's amazing. I like how she just claimed $3million and the revenue dept was just like, "fark it, here's your refund"


Maybe they wanted to give her a chance to spend some of it to demonstrate willful fraud, to make it easier for her to get a jail sentence instead of arguing it was a mistake and getting a warning?
 
2012-06-10 06:24:37 PM

bim1154: I don't fall for this shiat anymore subby! But then when I come to the comment section of the headline some asshats (you know who you are) puts what I assume is the image up anyway. F*CK!


I just don't click Daily Fail articles anymore. If I'm interested I'll google for whoever they cribbed the article from.
 
2012-06-10 06:24:40 PM
"Krystle." Wow. Did anybody else misread that clusterfark of a non-name as Kyrtle and wonder if she was related to Yertle?
 
2012-06-10 06:25:11 PM
Obviously she spent half of that 150K on food.
 
2012-06-10 06:25:28 PM
Someones balls should be on the chopping block at the tax revenue service. How do you sign off on an E-file without a second thought regarding previous income? Suddenly she just grosses 3 million dollars.
 
2012-06-10 06:26:27 PM

flucto: It's time to impose prison terms on submitters who misuse the "smoking hot" tag.


I think it's time for sanctions.
 
2012-06-10 06:26:47 PM
Can we sterilize her?
 
2012-06-10 06:26:50 PM
So could I put in a tax form, have it give me 500 million then have my mail forwarded to France and get away with it?
 
2012-06-10 06:27:09 PM
It's great that the article includes a helpful picture of what a 1999 Dodge Caravan similar to the one she bought looks like.
 
2012-06-10 06:27:12 PM

"In January, the state's chief operating officer, Michael Jordan, pulled the plug on a $100million computer upgrade that the department said would pay for itself by finding tax cheats."

Jeebus, so not only is Jordan a bad NBA ower, but he can't even spot a good IT project if it bit him in the ass!

 
2012-06-10 06:27:20 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: "Krystle." Wow. Did anybody else misread that clusterfark of a non-name as Kyrtle and wonder if she was related to Yertle?


I imagine it rhymes with "gristle"
 
2012-06-10 06:27:33 PM
In January, the state's chief operating officer, Michael Jordan, pulled the plug on a $100million computer upgrade that the department said would pay for itself by finding tax cheats.
 
2012-06-10 06:28:18 PM
Megan Fox on the sidebar is "smoking hot".

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-10 06:28:33 PM
Am I the only one that things it's strange that for earning $60k you get a $4,000 refund and for earning $3 million you get $2.1 million? so I get a %7 in refund and rich people get %60?
 
2012-06-10 06:31:23 PM

DieAchtung: Am I the only one that things it's strange that for earning $60k you get a $4,000 refund and for earning $3 million you get $2.1 million? so I get a %7 in refund and rich people get %60?


yup. hurry up and get rich so you can enjoy the savings!
 
2012-06-10 06:31:28 PM

flucto: It's time to impose prison terms on submitters who misuse the "smoking hot" tag.


Now I always click just to see how bad it can be.

/almost always worse than I expect
 
2012-06-10 06:31:35 PM

DieAchtung: Am I the only one that things it's strange that for earning $60k you get a $4,000 refund and for earning $3 million you get $2.1 million? so I get a %7 in refund and rich people get %60?


i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 06:32:02 PM
Let's see, our state's COO has just pulled the plug on our spiffy new $100 computer system. How do we embarrass his ass and show the people that this system is really needed? Hmm.
 
2012-06-10 06:32:58 PM

DieAchtung: Am I the only one that things it's strange that for earning $60k you get a $4,000 refund and for earning $3 million you get $2.1 million? so I get a %7 in refund and rich people get %60?


I've been assured that even discussing the topic constitutes "class warfare", unless your point is that the plebes should be paying even more. Then, it's just sensible economics.
 
2012-06-10 06:33:44 PM

DieAchtung: Am I the only one that things it's strange that for earning $60k you get a $4,000 refund and for earning $3 million you get $2.1 million? so I get a %7 in refund and rich people get %60?


Because the refund has fark-all to do with the actual tax rate. If you get taxed at 30% and withhold 90%, you get 60% back (which is probably what she was claiming)
 
2012-06-10 06:34:09 PM

zvoidx: Megan Fox on the sidebar is "smoking hot".


Pfft, sure, if you have a foot fetish (considering she's got 4 of 'em)
 
2012-06-10 06:34:21 PM

St_Francis_P: flucto: It's time to impose prison terms on submitters who misuse the "smoking hot" tag.

You don't fancy this cuteypie?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 235x425]


Granted, her face is shaped like a pie, and her body has had a few too many, but "cutey" she is not.
 
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