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(Info Wars)   So, why did Rand Paul endorse Mittens? To act as a double agent to defeat the New World Order, duh   (infowars.com) divider line 50
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2012-06-10 04:52:18 PM
Okay, I chuckled.
 
2012-06-10 05:12:41 PM
RAND PAUL AND MITT
CAN STICK IT, BROTHER!!

i.ytimg.com
EVEN THAT BIG RED MONSTER AND HIS 3 FT PYTHON GOT NOTHIN' ON THE N-DUB-YO!!'
 
2012-06-10 05:45:18 PM
Ok, Alex Jones fans, admit it, Ron Paul is just another NWO puppet.

This can be the only explanation. He drank the cool aid.

Enjoy your FEMA death camps
 
2012-06-10 05:57:18 PM
Rand Paul isn't that smart...
 
2012-06-10 07:25:55 PM
Wait - lizardman or shapeshifter? This is important.
 
2012-06-10 07:30:23 PM
Aqua Buddha forces activate!
 
2012-06-10 07:33:15 PM
A small number of deep pocketed donors intend to spend $1 billion to get rid of the radlib kenyan muslin socialist OBAMA'S JUST BAD, OK?

The 0.01% intends to shovel their shiat down America's throat, and the specific pieces of dooky are being selected now.

Vote Republican for austerity, tax cuts, deregulation, and the defunding of the social safety nets. You know, ObamaCare, FDR Care and LBJ Care.

Vote Republican for war as the first option instead of the last.

Vote Republican because defeating Obama is the only important thing in the world - and we totally have a reason besides racism for that belief, just elect Rmoney and we'll tell you what it is! We promise!

Vote Republican and reward the people who have executed a scorched earth policy of domestic politics. Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes. Vote Republican if you think the US credit downgrade was a *good* thing.

Vote Republican because you hate America and want to see it destroyed.
 
2012-06-10 07:37:13 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: A small number of deep pocketed donors intend to spend $1 billion to get rid of the radlib kenyan muslin socialist OBAMA'S JUST BAD, OK?

The 0.01% intends to shovel their shiat down America's throat, and the specific pieces of dooky are being selected now.

Vote Republican for austerity, tax cuts, deregulation, and the defunding of the social safety nets. You know, ObamaCare, FDR Care and LBJ Care.

Vote Republican for war as the first option instead of the last.

Vote Republican because defeating Obama is the only important thing in the world - and we totally have a reason besides racism for that belief, just elect Rmoney and we'll tell you what it is! We promise!

Vote Republican and reward the people who have executed a scorched earth policy of domestic politics. Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes. Vote Republican if you think the US credit downgrade was a *good* thing.

Vote Republican because you hate America and want to see it destroyed.


Ok.
 
2012-06-10 07:42:43 PM
This has really sent the Paultards (further) over the edge.

The comments on DailyPaul are glorious.
 
2012-06-10 07:46:32 PM
RON PAUL is an outsider. He's only been a Texas GOP Congressman for 20 years, after all!
 
2012-06-10 07:48:11 PM
probably because they like eachother
 
2012-06-10 07:50:04 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-06-10 07:50:18 PM

cman: Ok, Alex Jones fans, admit it, Ron Paul is just another NWO puppet.


It'd be a great way to find dissidents, wouldn't it? Send out RON PAUL to get people on donor lists and volunteer lists and the like, then send in the black helicopters when the time is right.
 
2012-06-10 07:56:28 PM
You mean a politician may have chosen which candidate to endorse on the basis of political expediency instead of what he personally believed??

files.myopera.com
 
2012-06-10 08:00:54 PM

dookdookdook: You mean a politician may have chosen which candidate to endorse on the basis of political expediency instead of what he personally believed??


Just like dear old Dad.
 
2012-06-10 08:04:08 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: A small number of deep pocketed donors intend to spend $1 billion to get rid of the radlib kenyan muslin socialist OBAMA'S JUST BAD, OK?

The 0.01% intends to shovel their shiat down America's throat, and the specific pieces of dooky are being selected now.

Vote Republican for austerity, tax cuts, deregulation, and the defunding of the social safety nets. You know, ObamaCare, FDR Care and LBJ Care.

Vote Republican for war as the first option instead of the last.

Vote Republican because defeating Obama is the only important thing in the world - and we totally have a reason besides racism for that belief, just elect Rmoney and we'll tell you what it is! We promise!

Vote Republican and reward the people who have executed a scorched earth policy of domestic politics. Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes. Vote Republican if you think the US credit downgrade was a *good* thing.

Vote Republican because you hate America and want to see it destroyed.


Well that's it. I'm voting republican now.

/No, not really.
 
2012-06-10 08:09:43 PM
Rand Paul is the HEAD Reverse Vampire!
 
2012-06-10 08:10:57 PM

Unimpressed Man: Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes.


That's the thing I farking would if was the above. Mainly because in The Prince Machiavelli's logic was actually good for the state if really unethical. The current republicans are mainly Viking (IE loot everything, scorch the earth, and rape the woman.) Problem is that they are doing it on their own country. If the cause the economy to collapse it doesn't matter if you have most of the money if there is nothing to buy.
 
2012-06-10 08:14:44 PM

cman: Ok, Alex Jones fans, admit it, Ron Paul is just another NWO puppet.

This can be the only explanation. He drank the cool aid.

Enjoy your FEMA death camps


Ron Paul's wife and Mitt Romney's wife are very good friends.
 
2012-06-10 08:16:48 PM
I think the Rand Paul endorsement is tied in with the Ron Paul folks picking up delegates on the sly. I suspect the whole idea is to get Rand the VP, so he has a bigger platform to blither and support his Dad. Who continues to claim he is an "outsider".
 
2012-06-10 08:18:05 PM
What if the NWO is actually just a patsy for something much bigger and more dangerous?

Like educated minorities.
 
2012-06-10 08:23:07 PM
We're going to need a few more layers of tin foil.
 
2012-06-10 08:26:34 PM
Sounds like Daddy Ron has OKd Rand to be VP nom w Romney

Only explanation why Rand announced support of Romney while Dad was still trying to get delegates
 
2012-06-10 08:27:44 PM
I hadn't dipped into InfoWars comments in a while. Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-06-10 08:28:49 PM
img42.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-10 08:34:17 PM

Hector Remarkable: Rand Paul is the HEAD Reverse Vampire!


images.tvrage.com

I shall drive a wooden stake deep into the heart of his crank case!
 
2012-06-10 08:35:07 PM
Government ROMNEY!

Beautiful.
 
2012-06-10 08:36:22 PM
1-Ron Paul is seriously on the corporate Objectivist side of the liberterian pary.
2-Rand Paul is what a usual Republican would be 10-15 years ago with the Religious derp expected now. He is not a liberterian hero.
3-Micro-expressions are dicey at best and that would be dependant upon the 'expert' reading Rand.
 
2012-06-10 08:39:46 PM
Micro-expressions!!

This site is so much fun.

canttellifserious.jpg
 
2012-06-10 08:47:30 PM

make me some tea: Okay, I chuckled.


So did I.

Then I clicked the article link...and I :facepalm'd:

BTW, Mr Infowars Article Author - I have also seen "The Human Face" with John Cleese, and I remember the "microexpressions" thing too. But I don't pretend to have deep political insight as a result of watching a BBC show.
 
2012-06-10 09:15:39 PM
Question, why does anyone give a shiat what Ron W. Paul thinks about anything?

For people who claim to hate D.C. insiders and don't like the idea of political dynasties, the Paultards seem to be in love with this guy for no reason other than his last name.
 
2012-06-10 11:08:52 PM
As an aside, when did Infowars get it's own tag or whatever.....of course they are still better than WND.
 
2012-06-10 11:13:05 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: As an aside, when did Infowars get it's own tag or whatever.....of course they are still better than WND.


Hehe. I hadn't noticed that. They are crazy in many, many ways. WND is like an insane pit bull after a bone. I am not sure which is worse. Infowars is crazier and WND is more evil.
 
2012-06-10 11:55:32 PM

thatboyoverthere: Unimpressed Man: Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes.

That's the thing I farking would if was the above. Mainly because in The Prince Machiavelli's logic was actually good for the state if really unethical. The current republicans are mainly Viking (IE loot everything, scorch the earth, and rape the woman.) Problem is that they are doing it on their own country. If the cause the economy to collapse it doesn't matter if you have most of the money if there is nothing to buy.


For clarity's sake, the portion you quoted was not written by me. I expressed consent facetiously.
 
2012-06-11 12:11:13 AM
Rand Paul merely sold out to the highest bidder. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
 
2012-06-11 12:11:58 AM

flamingboar: Rand Paul isn't that smart...


He just wants to pal around with Donald Trump.
 
2012-06-11 12:12:58 AM

Kumana Wanalaia: A small number of deep pocketed donors intend to spend $1 billion to get rid of the radlib kenyan muslin socialist OBAMA'S JUST BAD, OK?

The 0.01% intends to shovel their shiat down America's throat, and the specific pieces of dooky are being selected now.

Vote Republican for austerity, tax cuts, deregulation, and the defunding of the social safety nets. You know, ObamaCare, FDR Care and LBJ Care.

Vote Republican for war as the first option instead of the last.

Vote Republican because defeating Obama is the only important thing in the world - and we totally have a reason besides racism for that belief, just elect Rmoney and we'll tell you what it is! We promise!

Vote Republican and reward the people who have executed a scorched earth policy of domestic politics. Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes. Vote Republican if you think the US credit downgrade was a *good* thing.

Vote Republican because you hate America and want to see it destroyed.


What about Rm0neyCare?
 
2012-06-11 12:14:02 AM

globalwarmingpraiser: As an aside, when did Infowars get it's own tag or whatever.....of course they are still better than WND.


Are you serious?

WND stops at birtherism, while Alex Jones goes WAY beyond that. Alex Jones believes that our government carried out the 9/11 attacks.
 
2012-06-11 12:21:04 AM

cman: globalwarmingpraiser: As an aside, when did Infowars get it's own tag or whatever.....of course they are still better than WND.

Are you serious?

WND stops at birtherism, while Alex Jones goes WAY beyond that. Alex Jones believes that our government carried out the 9/11 attacks.


Alex Jones believes there are gnomes under the crust of the Earth that put Ex Lax in our coffee at night.

/Ok, maybe that isn't true but I wouldn't put it past him.
 
2012-06-11 01:28:04 AM

Kumana Wanalaia: A small number of deep pocketed donors intend to spend $1 billion to get rid of the radlib kenyan muslin socialist OBAMA'S JUST BAD, OK?

The 0.01% intends to shovel their shiat down America's throat, and the specific pieces of dooky are being selected now.

Vote Republican for austerity, tax cuts, deregulation, and the defunding of the social safety nets. You know, ObamaCare, FDR Care and LBJ Care.

Vote Republican for war as the first option instead of the last.

Vote Republican because defeating Obama is the only important thing in the world - and we totally have a reason besides racism for that belief, just elect Rmoney and we'll tell you what it is! We promise!

Vote Republican and reward the people who have executed a scorched earth policy of domestic politics. Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes. Vote Republican if you think the US credit downgrade was a *good* thing.

Vote Republican because you hate America and want to see it destroyed.


Of course, you could vote Democrat and still get 99% of that.
 
2012-06-11 01:29:58 AM

DrPainMD: Kumana Wanalaia: A small number of deep pocketed donors intend to spend $1 billion to get rid of the radlib kenyan muslin socialist OBAMA'S JUST BAD, OK?

The 0.01% intends to shovel their shiat down America's throat, and the specific pieces of dooky are being selected now.

Vote Republican for austerity, tax cuts, deregulation, and the defunding of the social safety nets. You know, ObamaCare, FDR Care and LBJ Care.

Vote Republican for war as the first option instead of the last.

Vote Republican because defeating Obama is the only important thing in the world - and we totally have a reason besides racism for that belief, just elect Rmoney and we'll tell you what it is! We promise!

Vote Republican and reward the people who have executed a scorched earth policy of domestic politics. Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes. Vote Republican if you think the US credit downgrade was a *good* thing.

Vote Republican because you hate America and want to see it destroyed.

Of course, you could vote Democrat and still get 99% of that.


You have no brain.
 
2012-06-11 02:24:57 AM
Infowars has a tag at fark! I have never seen that before. I am excited.
 
2012-06-11 04:36:20 AM
Because Rand Paul is human garbage.

Seriously, Kentucky, haven't you done enough damage by putting this freak in office?
 
2012-06-11 06:29:03 AM
Because the GOP, the Tea Party, and "libertarians" are all the same.
 
2012-06-11 06:59:03 AM

EyeballKid: Because the GOP, the Tea Party, and "libertarians" are all the same.


Except when we aren't. I can't speak for the tea baggers (which was the original name before we allowed them to forget about it), but almost all libertarians I know will be voting for Gary Johnson. One thing I can guarantee is that the vast majority will not vote for Rmoney. To us, that would be like replacing one arsehole with another even smellier arsehole. Also, I have never voted for a GOP candidate for President, and I have voted for Democrats in local and state elections. I understand how easy it is to lump us all together. I'd like to lump all Democrats in with the PETA, carbon tax, gun grabbing, socialist scumbags. But I won't, because it's as disingenuous as it is retarded.
/I like pretty much everybody
//wish more folks wouldn't paint with such a broad brush
 
2012-06-11 08:25:51 AM

cbcs: but almost all libertarians I know will be voting for Gary Johnson.


So all libertarians are going to vote for a guy who was a Republican governor, and ran for the Republican nomination.

Truly, you are an independent lot.
 
2012-06-11 08:53:07 AM

whidbey: Because Rand Paul is human garbage.

Seriously, Kentucky, haven't you done enough damage by putting this freak in office?


Remember, Kentucky sided with the Confederacy after they were defeated in the Civil War. Let that soak in for a second. That's a real special kind of stupid.
 
2012-06-11 11:53:01 AM
Many years ago at a supper table in Texas, Ron and Carol were watching their son Rand as he played with his food.
They looked at each other and Ron said "There is something wrong with that boy." and his wife replied. "Well, whatcha going to do." He grimaced and said "Yeah, Lord for give me but- it's too bad we can't take them out like we brought them in."
 
2012-06-11 02:18:37 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: A small number of deep pocketed donors intend to spend $1 billion to get rid of the radlib kenyan muslin socialist OBAMA'S JUST BAD, OK?

The 0.01% intends to shovel their shiat down America's throat, and the specific pieces of dooky are being selected now.

Vote Republican for austerity, tax cuts, deregulation, and the defunding of the social safety nets. You know, ObamaCare, FDR Care and LBJ Care.

Vote Republican for war as the first option instead of the last.

Vote Republican because defeating Obama is the only important thing in the world - and we totally have a reason besides racism for that belief, just elect Rmoney and we'll tell you what it is! We promise!

Vote Republican and reward the people who have executed a scorched earth policy of domestic politics. Vote Republican to reward coldly calculated, cynical, machiavellian schemes. Vote Republican if you think the US credit downgrade was a *good* thing.

Vote Republican because you hate America and want to see it destroyed.


Why vote for the lesser of evils?
 
2012-06-11 02:50:52 PM
MisterLoki 2012-06-10 07:42:43 PM

This has really sent the Paultards (further) over the edge.

The comments on DailyPaul are glorious.



Wow that site is chock full of lulz
 
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