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(SFGate)   Judge gives convicted car burglar a break, cuts him some slack for missing court appearance and violating parole. Parolee immediately a) Swears he'll go straight from now on, b) Enrolls in trade school, c) Breaks into judge's car   (sfgate.com) divider line 17
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2012-06-10 05:31:00 PM
All car thieves convicted in court should be immediately taken outside and shot. No appeals process, no lawyers. Throw his body to the hounds afterwards. No sense is wasting money for a burial on a scumbag piece of shiat

/has had his car stolen and stripped for parts
//Fark car thieves
 
2012-06-10 05:32:46 PM
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
 
2012-06-10 05:33:29 PM
Another innocent victim of society, obviously entrapped by a bait car who will be sent away to a for profit prison so the pols buddies can get more $$$'s
 
2012-06-10 05:33:51 PM
Judge: "He did it right under my nose."

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2012-06-10 05:34:27 PM
You can't fix stupid.
 
2012-06-10 05:38:11 PM
This judge got exactly what was coming to her. Her bad decisions led to a revolving door justice system with criminals wandering the streets instead of being locked up in prison where they belong.

Karma sucks, eh.
 
2012-06-10 05:47:47 PM
Now that's funny, I don't care who y'are.
 
2012-06-10 05:50:44 PM

gerbilpox: Now that's funny, I don't care who y'are.


The judge didn't find it funny.

I wonder what would happen if she released a rapist?
 
2012-06-10 05:52:53 PM
He wanted to go to jail.
 
2012-06-10 05:53:01 PM

gblive: This judge got exactly what was coming to her. Her bad decisions led to a revolving door justice system with criminals wandering the streets instead of being locked up in prison where they belong.

Karma sucks, eh.


can you say "overcrowding"? throw the pot conviction convicts out and have room for this scumbag.
 
2012-06-10 06:00:43 PM

Curious: gblive: This judge got exactly what was coming to her. Her bad decisions led to a revolving door justice system with criminals wandering the streets instead of being locked up in prison where they belong.

Karma sucks, eh.

can you say "overcrowding"? throw the pot conviction convicts out and have room for this scumbag.


Yea, but then they would need to hire more guards.
 
2012-06-10 06:18:01 PM
Further down in the article, well, actually an attached article, is a story about WIllie Mays wanting to ride in Air Force One.

When he took to the podium, Obama said, "It is true that they provide me with this really nice plane in this job. But as cool as Air Force One is, it is much cooler when Willie Mays is with you on the plane."

Certainly agree with that.
 
2012-06-10 06:39:34 PM
I got news for you judge, he is homeless, doesn't have a job, and could not only 1. give a fark what you say or think, and 2. Is looking for a reason to go to jail and get fed and a shower and doesn't have to do shiat for it. Jesus, you should have just executed him as the worthless piece of shiat he is, turn your claim into the insurance company, and moved on. Now we gotta pay for this shiathead.
 
2012-06-10 06:45:04 PM

gblive: gerbilpox: Now that's funny, I don't care who y'are.

The judge didn't find it funny.

I wonder what would happen if she released a rapist?


/You don't have to wonder, it happens all the time, if it's due to bad prosecution, no witnesses, or the girl doesn't want the humiliation of a open trail, they go free all the time. Then, they not only continue to rape, but to graduate to molesting children or murder. Look at "serial killers" on wikipedia. You will find that most of them have a extensive background of sexual offenses, and have been let out of prison by parole boards who believe "I see the error of my ways, and genuinely feel pain and regret for all the suffering i have caused, and i have reformed myself, and found JESUS". Um..ya. So anyway, they let them out...and there you go. It just keeps escalating, and soon you have a killer.
 
2012-06-10 07:47:36 PM
*sigh* another liberal mugged by reality. This judge will be leading a one-man invasion of Iran next week.
 
2012-06-10 08:58:57 PM
Judge Lillian Sing got a taste of judicial medicine the other day when a convicted car burglar she was trying to help

Yeah um yeah I'm going to have to say um *oug* *oug* bull*oug*.
 
2012-06-10 11:41:55 PM

gblive: gerbilpox: Now that's funny, I don't care who y'are.

The judge didn't find it funny.

I wonder what would happen if she released a rapist?


That wouldn't be funny, but minor property damage is.

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