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2012-06-10 01:37:42 PM
"A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery," Arpaio said.

I just hope this wraps up soon; I'm tired of liberals keeping this issue alive.
 
2012-06-10 01:42:13 PM

St_Francis_P: "A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery," Arpaio said.

I just hope this wraps up soon; I'm tired of liberals keeping this issue alive.


Much like the forgeries foisted upon the Mormons...
 
2012-06-10 01:51:32 PM

hubiestubert: St_Francis_P: "A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery," Arpaio said.

I just hope this wraps up soon; I'm tired of liberals keeping this issue alive.

Much like the forgeries foisted upon the Mormons...


You have no proof that Joseph Smith DIDN'T have the gold plates, now do you?
 
2012-06-10 01:57:16 PM

Birfer Logic:

[(F → F) & (-F → F)] → F
 
2012-06-10 01:57:20 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: hubiestubert: St_Francis_P: "A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery," Arpaio said.

I just hope this wraps up soon; I'm tired of liberals keeping this issue alive.

Much like the forgeries foisted upon the Mormons...

You have no proof that Joseph Smith DIDN'T have the gold plates, now do you?


I just find it interesting that the Mormons pay so often for documents, supposedly from Smith and the other founders. It's sort of like Scientologists paying for Hubbard's grocery lists...
 
2012-06-10 02:02:19 PM

hubiestubert: ecmoRandomNumbers: hubiestubert: St_Francis_P: "A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery," Arpaio said.

I just hope this wraps up soon; I'm tired of liberals keeping this issue alive.

Much like the forgeries foisted upon the Mormons...

You have no proof that Joseph Smith DIDN'T have the gold plates, now do you?

I just find it interesting that the Mormons pay so often for documents, supposedly from Smith and the other founders. It's sort of like Scientologists paying for Hubbard's grocery lists...


I think you have to be nearly ready for the mother ship to see those, don't you?
 
2012-06-10 02:02:23 PM

hubiestubert: It's sort of like Scientologists paying for Hubbard's grocery lists...


Every yard sale/auction I go to gets mined for first edition Hubbard. Those freaks pay above top dollar and anything that is signed is pure gold.
 
2012-06-10 02:38:50 PM
So, its the liberals who are at fault for birthers being so goddamn stupid?

Party of personal responsibility!
 
2012-06-10 02:41:46 PM
media.tumblr.com

/Oblig.
 
2012-06-10 02:41:47 PM
Pro tip for birthers: Be wary of any document certified by Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2012-06-10 02:45:02 PM
We are stupid enough to fall for this crap, but we are onto that Black Trickster.

/ He cant fool me...again...
 
2012-06-10 02:48:41 PM
WND is run by secret Democrats. Obama told them to start this birth certificate silliness because it would create a diversion from the real problem of Obama's eligibility: The fact that he was born with British/Kenyan citizenship.
 
2012-06-10 02:48:49 PM
I sense a challenge to Farkers to submit as much trolling stuff as possible.
 
2012-06-10 02:50:18 PM
Wait wait wait....

They originally claim that Obama's certificate isn't real. They said it was a forgery. Then they find evidence of forgery, but THAT evidence was forged, so the certificate is still OK. And now they're "looking into it" because it might be the White House that's behind it?

You see, if they're right, then Obama is illegitimate. If they get punk'd, Obama may also be behind THAT. You see why we're so quick to label them racists? It's all hate against him, all the time, with NO evidence anywhere for anything in either direction.
 
2012-06-10 02:52:26 PM
The Internet also has been rife with fake Obama birth certificates, including a nearly convincing "Kenyan" document that was even submitted in court but that WND helped debunk in 2009.

Um, good job?

On April 27, 2011, after three years and a considerable amount spent in legal fees dodging demands for proof of his presidential eligibility, Obama released copies of a document the White House claimed was Obama's long-form Hawaii birth certificate.

Obama said at the time he hoped the release would put the questions to rest, and for many news outlets, the issue was settled.

But when the document the White House released was subjected to examination by Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the result left many wondering if "birthers" hadn't been "punked" again, this time by the sitting president.


Birthers *are* being punked. Every day by Farah and WND.

/Good thing they're too dumb to ever figure it out or Mister pornstache might soon find himself on a rail being ridden out of town.
 
2012-06-10 02:54:18 PM
Hey, as long as WND can blow smoke about the conspiracy and who is REALLY behind it, they can continue to drive page views and book purchases of all the bullshiat they peddle.
 
2012-06-10 02:55:07 PM

St_Francis_P: "A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery," Arpaio said.

I just hope this wraps up soon; I'm tired of liberals keeping this issue alive.


And we're done here.... Nice one...
 
2012-06-10 02:55:43 PM

DeltaPunch: Wait wait wait....

They originally claim that Obama's certificate isn't real. They said it was a forgery. Then they find evidence of forgery, but THAT evidence was forged, so the certificate is still OK. And now they're "looking into it" because it might be the White House that's behind it?

You see, if they're right, then Obama is illegitimate. If they get punk'd, Obama may also be behind THAT. You see why we're so quick to label them racists? It's all hate against him, all the time, with NO evidence anywhere for anything in either direction.


Which, he is responsible for. 100% If he'd just not gotten elected, they wouldn't be so crazy. Swears.
 
2012-06-10 02:56:42 PM
At first I was like...

fark.upi.com


and then I was like...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-10 02:57:34 PM
"Never give up! Never surrender!"

www.timallen.com
 
2012-06-10 02:57:56 PM

bulldg4life: Hey, as long as WND can blow smoke about the conspiracy and who is REALLY behind it, they can continue to drive page views and book purchases of all the bullshiat they peddle.


Winner, winner, chicken dinner. The Outrage Machine at this point is just punking the electorate, so long as it drives page views and puts dollars into bank accounts. The outrage? Manufactured to get the gullible to write MOAR checks.

It is the same mentality that puts seats at a Zig Ziglar back clapping seminar, only channeling rage instead of class envy and the hopes to be included at the scraps table...
 
2012-06-10 02:59:37 PM

hubiestubert: Which, he is responsible for. 100% If he'd just not gotten elected, they wouldn't be so crazy. Swears.


Pinkie-swear?
 
2012-06-10 02:59:51 PM
Stop saying the B word, it's offensive.

Grasp you Trumpers.

thelosangelesbeat.com
 
2012-06-10 03:02:50 PM

buckler: hubiestubert: Which, he is responsible for. 100% If he'd just not gotten elected, they wouldn't be so crazy. Swears.

Pinkie-swear?


SUPER DUPER SEEKRIT MUSLIM PINKIE SWEARS!
 
2012-06-10 03:04:01 PM
Arpaio and his Cold Case Posse are conducting an extensive examination of the document purported to be his long-form birth certificate and of his Selective Service registration form. They've found probable cause that both documents are forgeries.

"Uh, yeah, Arapaio's Posses here...um, we think we're really onto something here, but it may take a few more weeks - or months - in Hawaii to track it down, soooooo, yeah...SEND MORE MONEY!!"
 
2012-06-10 03:08:04 PM

Noam Chimpsky: WND is run by secret Democrats. Obama told them to start this birth certificate silliness because it would create a diversion from the real problem of Obama's eligibility: The fact that he was born with British/Kenyan citizenship.

is a reptilian from Zeta Reticuli.
 
2012-06-10 03:09:21 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Arpaio and his Cold Case Posse are conducting an extensive examination of the document purported to be his long-form birth certificate and of his Selective Service registration form. They've found probable cause that both documents are forgeries.

"Uh, yeah, Arapaio's Posses here...um, we think we're really onto something here, but it may take a few more weeks - or months - in Hawaii to track it down, soooooo, yeah...SEND MORE MONEY!!"


Its amazing how right-wingers get outraged over people speding mioney on real things we need to live claiming that its a scam while completely falling over and being suckered into this birther scam.

Its like they completely run on Oppositium.
 
2012-06-10 03:10:04 PM
Until I have solid evidence, I refuse to believe that Obama was born.

His existence isn't enough. That could be a forgery.
 
2012-06-10 03:15:01 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Arpaio and his Cold Case Posse are conducting an extensive examination of the document purported to be his long-form birth certificate and of his Selective Service registration form. They've found probable cause that both documents are forgeries.

"Uh, yeah, Arapaio's Posses here...um, we think we're really onto something here, but it may take a few more weeks - or months - in Hawaii to track it down, soooooo, yeah...SEND MORE MONEY!!"


And even if you don't send money it's okay. They'll just use taxpayer money and pay it back if/when they get enough donations.
 
2012-06-10 03:15:34 PM

LarryDan43: Stop saying the B word, it's offensive.


i love when they say that! it's only offensive because it's associated with F*CKING IDIOTS WHO DON'T BELIEVE OBAMA WAS BORN IN HAWAII. in other words, "birthers."
 
2012-06-10 03:16:59 PM
One can only hope that it was Democrats or whomever.
The butthurt will be epic.
 
2012-06-10 03:19:43 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "Uh, yeah, Arapaio's Posses here...um, we think we're really onto something here, but it may take a few more weeks - or months - in Hawaii to track it down, soooooo, yeah...SEND MORE MONEY!!"


I really wished that some liberal activist or newspaper reporter followed those guys around when they were in Hawaii. Get some pictures of them on the beach.
 
2012-06-10 03:20:40 PM

hinten: One can only hope that it was Democrats or whomever.
The butthurt will be epic.


The whole movement started with the Clinton machine.

So yea, again the right is so unoriginal and need to copy things started by democrats.
 
2012-06-10 03:25:19 PM

Diogenes: Birfer Logic:

[(F → F) & (-F → F)] → F


I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH!
 
2012-06-10 03:26:18 PM

hubiestubert: St_Francis_P: "A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery," Arpaio said.

I just hope this wraps up soon; I'm tired of liberals keeping this issue alive.

Much like the forgeries foisted upon the Mormons...



Forgeries? HA!

The White Salamander is God.

All will be revealed when Romney is inaugurated.
 
2012-06-10 03:26:53 PM
Damnit, liberals! Quit making them believe in what is clearly a hoax and put up poorly spelled picket signs demanding a birth certificate that we all know shows he was born in Hawaii.
 
2012-06-10 03:29:27 PM
Wait wait wait...a domain name that mirrors the whitehouse website is somehow proof of Obama's ineligibility for the office of PotUS? These guys need to tone down the paranoia a little, or people might think they're nuts.
 
2012-06-10 03:29:54 PM

hubiestubert: ecmoRandomNumbers: hubiestubert: St_Francis_P: "A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery," Arpaio said.

I just hope this wraps up soon; I'm tired of liberals keeping this issue alive.

Much like the forgeries foisted upon the Mormons...

You have no proof that Joseph Smith DIDN'T have the gold plates, now do you?

I just find it interesting that the Mormons pay so often for documents, supposedly from Smith and the other founders. It's sort of like Scientologists paying for Hubbard's grocery lists...


The papyrus was always my favorite.

Link
 
2012-06-10 03:32:25 PM

spiral_fishcake: Wait wait wait...a domain name that mirrors the whitehouse website is somehow proof of Obama's ineligibility for the office of PotUS? These guys need to tone down the paranoia a little, or people might think they're nuts.


Someone should tell them that Obama created Cheerios. I mean, why else would they be in the shape of O's?
 
2012-06-10 03:33:56 PM

NeverDrunk23: hinten: One can only hope that it was Democrats or whomever.
The butthurt will be epic.

The whole movement started with the Clinton machine.

So yea, again the right is so unoriginal and need to copy things started by democrats.


It also shows the difference between Democrats and Republicans, in general:

Clinton supporters: "Is this guy even a natural-born citizen"

*birth certificate*

Clinton supporters: "Welp, I guess so"

--------------------------------------------------------------------- - ---------

Republicans: "Is this guy even a natural-born citizen?

*birth certificate*

Republicans: "FAKKEEE, FORGERY, LIBS LIBS LIBS, CONSPIRACY!!!"
 
2012-06-10 03:34:51 PM

Noam Chimpsky: WND is run by secret Democrats. Obama told them to start this birth certificate silliness because it would create a diversion from the real problem of Obama's eligibility: The fact that he was born with British/Kenyan citizenship.


Who is awesome? Republicans are awesome.
 
2012-06-10 03:35:34 PM

WizardofToast: Damnit, liberals! Quit making them believe in what is clearly a hoax and put up poorly spelled picket signs demanding a birth certificate that we all know shows he was born in Hawaii.


2.bp.blogspot.com

/Just because it's funny.
//Maybe the real birth certificate is being stored with Rush's pudding.
 
2012-06-10 03:35:55 PM

spiral_fishcake: Wait wait wait...a domain name that mirrors the whitehouse website is somehow proof of Obama's ineligibility for the office of PotUS? These guys need to tone down the paranoia a little, or people might think they're nuts.


Remember: insanity in the pursuit of imagined patriotism is the purple dishwasher monkey.
 
2012-06-10 03:39:02 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: WizardofToast: Damnit, liberals! Quit making them believe in what is clearly a hoax and put up poorly spelled picket signs demanding a birth certificate that we all know shows he was born in Hawaii.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 469x406]

/Just because it's funny.
//Maybe the real birth certificate is being stored with Rush's pudding.


Wow, wearing clothes in a flag design. That's totally not tacky at all!

The more decked out someone is in flag apparel and scream how patroitic they are, the more likely they support things that undermine what the flag is suppose to symbolize.

They don't wear it as a honor. They cower behind it as a shield from criticisms.
 
2012-06-10 03:40:18 PM

hubiestubert: buckler: hubiestubert: Which, he is responsible for. 100% If he'd just not gotten elected, they wouldn't be so crazy. Swears.

Pinkie-swear?

SUPER DUPER SEEKRIT MUSLIM PINKIE SWEARS!


PINKO COMMIE PINKIE SWEAR!
PINKO COMMIE PINKIE SWEAR!
PINKO COMMIE PINKIE SWEAR!

/catchy
 
2012-06-10 03:45:20 PM

DeltaPunch: hubiestubert: buckler: hubiestubert: Which, he is responsible for. 100% If he'd just not gotten elected, they wouldn't be so crazy. Swears.

Pinkie-swear?

SUPER DUPER SEEKRIT MUSLIM PINKIE SWEARS!

PINKO COMMIE PINKIE SWEAR!
PINKO COMMIE PINKIE SWEAR!
PINKO COMMIE PINKIE SWEAR!

/catchy


There's a MLP joke in here somewhere, but I;d rather not unleash that hell.
 
2012-06-10 04:00:04 PM
However, the domain name BarrySoetoro.com is not under the control of Barack Obama or the White House. It belongs to Tharwat Abdul-Malik of Atlanta, Ga.

Right. Like that's a real name. Uh huh.

Man, those WND guys will believe anything.
 
2012-06-10 04:03:54 PM

2wolves: hubiestubert: It's sort of like Scientologists paying for Hubbard's grocery lists...

Every yard sale/auction I go to gets mined for first edition Hubbard. Those freaks pay above top dollar and anything that is signed is pure gold.


Wow, I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for a first edition Mission Earth set.
 
2012-06-10 04:07:10 PM
How to get me to click a link

Lesson 1


Not this img0.fark.net
 
2012-06-10 04:08:35 PM

ArcadianRefugee: However, the domain name BarrySoetoro.com is not under the control of Barack Obama or the White House. It belongs to Tharwat Abdul-Malik of Atlanta, Ga.

Right. Like that's a real name. Uh huh.

Man, those WND guys will believe anything.


im sure they have stories about him in the works already, and about how he's connected with the muslim brotherhood and the new black panthers
 
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