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(NYPost)   Principal bans kindergartners from singing 'God Bless the USA' at graduation because she doesn't want other cultures to be offended, but allows a Justin Bieber song. In other news, kindergartners have graduation ceremonies   (nypost.com) divider line 19
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2012-06-10 01:30:46 PM  
4 votes:
Justin Bieber's music is offensive to the whole of humanity. This way everyone suffers equally.
2012-06-10 02:29:48 PM  
3 votes:

Blues_X: Truth be told, that is a really bad song.


It can't be bad if it's about the USA and GOD at the same time! Why do you hate America?

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2012-06-10 04:23:17 PM  
2 votes:

TravisBickle62: Trance750: The My Little Pony Killer: borg: Does the principal know the God of Islam, the God of Christianity & the God of Judaism is the same God? The only people offended would be atheists.

/Fundies are all on the same bus just sitting in different seats.

She's probably aware of that whole "separation of church and state" dealio.

OK, but it's OK to have a prayer room for Muslims.

The school I teach at has a prayer room for Muslims, plus an entirely separate cafeteria for Muslims where no pork products are allowed, also the female teachers are required to blow the Muslim students twice a day.


Summa cum loud, huh?
2012-06-10 01:39:41 PM  
2 votes:
At least they didn't do that Commie, This land is your land pablum.
2012-06-10 08:47:47 PM  
1 votes:

Krieghund: I had a kindergarten graduation ceremony in 1980, so I wouldn't really consider that part news.


Yeah, but you were 23 years old at the time...
2012-06-10 06:56:27 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: badhatharry: Psycat: Now here's a classic American folk song from a guy who had This Machine Kills Fascists on his guitar:

--Woody Guthrie

Private property sucks. We just need a communist utopia to really have freedom. What a farking moron.

Dude, really?


Sorry, Guthrie irritates me. I would tell him, "No, this ain't your land. GTFO. Didn't you see the farking sign."
2012-06-10 06:06:13 PM  
1 votes:
I'm surprised she allowed the Beiber song. Him being a cracka and all.
2012-06-10 05:23:31 PM  
1 votes:
GIS for Kindergarten Graduation...

www.americancapandgown.com

Looks vaguely familiar.
2012-06-10 05:14:28 PM  
1 votes:
what about "in the Navy" by The Village People??
2012-06-10 04:53:06 PM  
1 votes:

Altitude5280: Back in my day (1964) we didn't have such ceremonies. And we recited the Pledge Of Allegience.. Do kids still do that?


Nope, they recite the Godless Heathens Gay-Raping Abortion Babies Creed.
2012-06-10 04:48:58 PM  
1 votes:

Gdalescrboz: The My Little Pony Killer


I'm okay with not having small children sing about god at their school. They could have picked any other number of America-related songs to do though, instead of going right for the teeny bopper.


While we are at it, we should ban history, cause God had a huge part throughout humanity


We have always been at war with Eastasia.
2012-06-10 04:48:45 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, that song is pandering jingoistic hackery at its finest. Good call.


No shiat... That song is Lee Greenwood looking around at half-empty concert halls and plummeting record sales and thinking to himself:

"better write myself one song that causes the rubes to open up their wallets and fund my retirement with residual checks for the next couple of decades.

Should I write a song about God, or should I write a song about America? Wait, I think I know just the thing..."
2012-06-10 04:46:19 PM  
1 votes:
Subby didn't know that there's such a thing as kindergarten graduation ceremonies? My parents both had one. In 1955. I had one in 1988.

Come out from your cave, subtard. Join the rest of us.
2012-06-10 04:30:42 PM  
1 votes:
Clearly, the only safe bet would be to let them sing MacArthur Park (the Richard Harris version).
2012-06-10 04:22:50 PM  
1 votes:

Offender: America and anyone's god have nothing to do with each other and the bullshiat legislation passed in th 1950's to include it in our national anthem Pledge of Allegiance and on our money should be reversed.


I'm guessing that's what you really meant. It's OK, it's Sunday. The Day of Not Thinking, which is why so many people go to church on Sundays.
2012-06-10 04:21:19 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: borg: Does the principal know the God of Islam, the God of Christianity & the God of Judaism is the same God? The only people offended would be atheists.

/Fundies are all on the same bus just sitting in different seats.

She's probably aware of that whole "separation of church and state" dealio.

I know for a fact she is. She buys turpentine in small quantities almost every week from my online store so she can erase "In God We Trust" off the cash she uses. Weird bird.

Do you then let her pay with this defaced money? Or does she put the turpentine on credit?


Hell no. Paypal all the way. I'm an antidisestablishmentarian.
2012-06-10 02:22:39 PM  
1 votes:
Since this story is reported in the Post, I am 98% certain that it did not happen at all.
2012-06-10 01:59:13 PM  
1 votes:

borg: Does the principal know the God of Islam, the God of Christianity & the God of Judaism is the same God? The only people offended would be atheists.

/Fundies are all on the same bus just sitting in different seats.


She's probably aware of that whole "separation of church and state" dealio.
2012-06-10 01:31:07 PM  
1 votes:
Truth be told, that is a really bad song.
 
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