The water was cold: Krieghund: I had a kindergarten graduation ceremony in 1980, so I wouldn't really consider that part news.

As did I in 1965.

Seriously? In 1979 I don't remember any ceremony for moving on to 1st grade... maybe its just me.

That's all this stupid farking site has anymore, isn't it? NYPost, The Daily Mail, The Sun. Just utter bullshiat and garbage for the dull to get upset about.

Greta Hawkins needs a one way parachute trip to Hellmand Province, Afghanistan in order to familiarize herself with what an awesome nation she is blessed to live in. If she can fight her way back out without being raped to death by Islamic savages, earn enough in the black markets of Pakistan to get passage to Tajikastan and then apply for re-entry to the blessed United States, I bet you the value of my ranch that biatch would happily gleefully sing God Bless America and issue a fatwa on any precious twinklings and their parents who were "offended".

"The First Amendment protects you from the government, son. Not from me." Trace Adkins

GilRuiz1: thisisarepeat: As much as I wish it were the first damn amendment, and required execution for any public official suspected of believing in the sky wizard, it does not exist, its a good idea, but just a fantasy.

That's a lovely fantasy you got there.

It read better before you removed the parts about unicorns, Ben Franklin and French whores.

Wangiss: offmymeds: Smeggy Smurf: By God this is America and we sing about God and America. By God.

/USA USA USA

Huhuh. Country folk are illiterate bigots.

Who you callin' illiterate?

borg: /Fundies are all on the same bus just sitting in different seats.

It's a short bus, too.

vegasj: In other news, kindergarteners have graduation ceremonies

I said this the other day... friends with kids were posting on FB their kids' graduation pics from kindergarten.... really?

We're a nation of FAIL.

Everything now is about how there are no losers, that ranks up with 2nd - last place still getting a farking trophy in T-Ball...

She is a Jehovah's Witness - pretty much explains it.

theorellior: JK47: Tell would be news to Francis Scott Key since "In God We Trust" appears in the fourth stanza of the lyrics he wrote in 1812.

Fourth stanza? LOL. How many people know there's actually a second stanza to The Star-Spangled Banner?

Did you pull a muscle with that stretch? It helps to do some warmups first.

stretch? (helenparr.jpg) Don't make me get all trifecta over here.

thisisarepeat: French whores.

You say that like they're the bad kind.

she gots white lady hair too.

Words cannot express how much I hate that stupid song.

thisisarepeat: The My Little Pony Killer: borg: Does the principal know the God of Islam, the God of Christianity & the God of Judaism is the same God? The only people offended would be atheists.

/Fundies are all on the same bus just sitting in different seats.

She's probably aware of that whole "separation of church and state" dealio.

I wonder if she is also aware of unicorns. Because the two of them both exist exclusively in peoples imaginations. As much as I wish it were the first damn amendment, and required execution for any public official suspected of believing in the sky wizard, it does not exist, its a good idea, but just a fantasy. So please stop acting as if it were law instead of just something Ben Franklin mused about between French whores.

Jefferson, not Franklin. Although, if we did have a statement of total separation, one could argue that anyone professing faith in course of public duties could be seen to violate that....

Subby didn't know that there's such a thing as kindergarten graduation ceremonies? My parents both had one. In 1955. I had one in 1988.

Come out from your cave, subtard. Join the rest of us.

Di Atribe: vegasj: Everything now is about how there are no losers, that ranks up with 2nd - last place still getting a farking trophy in T-Ball...

Uhm. Kindergarten graduation is not indicative of the "there are no losers" mentality. When you graduate, it means you did the work & you passed.

If that doesn't make you feel sort for the kids who don't pass, I feel sorry for you.

The My Little Pony Killer


I'm okay with not having small children sing about god at their school. They could have picked any other number of America-related songs to do though, instead of going right for the teeny bopper.


While we are at it, we should ban history, cause God had a huge part throughout humanity

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, that song is pandering jingoistic hackery at its finest. Good call.

No shiat... That song is Lee Greenwood looking around at half-empty concert halls and plummeting record sales and thinking to himself:

"better write myself one song that causes the rubes to open up their wallets and fund my retirement with residual checks for the next couple of decades.

Should I write a song about God, or should I write a song about America? Wait, I think I know just the thing..."

Gdalescrboz: The My Little Pony Killer


I'm okay with not having small children sing about god at their school. They could have picked any other number of America-related songs to do though, instead of going right for the teeny bopper.


While we are at it, we should ban history, cause God had a huge part throughout humanity

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

vegasj: In other news, kindergarteners have graduation ceremonies

I said this the other day... friends with kids were posting on FB their kids' graduation pics from kindergarten.... really?

We're a nation of FAIL.

Everything now is about how there are no losers, that ranks up with 2nd - last place still getting a farking trophy in T-Ball...

Newsflash, chucklefark; graduation means you're moving on to the next level of schooling. It doesn't mean every little snowflake gets a trophy and a ribbon for showing up. It means they completed the work and earned the grades required to move on to 1st grade, just like 8th grade, 12th grade, and when you finish your major program in college.

Gdalescrboz: The My Little Pony Killer


I'm okay with not having small children sing about god at their school. They could have picked any other number of America-related songs to do though, instead of going right for the teeny bopper.


While we are at it, we should ban history, cause God had a huge part throughout humanity

This looks like a fallacy.

Lanctwa: thisisarepeat: The My Little Pony Killer: borg: Does the principal know the God of Islam, the God of Christianity & the God of Judaism is the same God? The only people offended would be atheists.

/Fundies are all on the same bus just sitting in different seats.

She's probably aware of that whole "separation of church and state" dealio.

I wonder if she is also aware of unicorns. Because the two of them both exist exclusively in peoples imaginations. As much as I wish it were the first damn amendment, and required execution for any public official suspected of believing in the sky wizard, it does not exist, its a good idea, but just a fantasy. So please stop acting as if it were law instead of just something Ben Franklin mused about between French whores.

Jefferson, not Franklin. Although, if we did have a statement of total separation, one could argue that anyone professing faith in course of public duties could be seen to violate that....

That's a shame, Franklin is a lot more interesting. Maybe I can submit a script to the history channel and get this fixed.

Back in my day (1964) we didn't have such ceremonies. And we recited the Pledge Of Allegience.. Do kids still do that?

So it's OK for us to play that song over the loudspeakers every time my first Navy ship left on deployment to defend the right to play it, but not for these kids to sing it?

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We're discussing this on my facebook right now.

Unfortunately for me, most of the people I'm discussing with are rabid, jingoistic, right winged idiots who have no idea of what the word jurisprudence means, or the fact that just because "Separation of Church And State" are not found exactly in the constitution, does not mean that it is not a legal concept.

CSB

Had to sing that stupid USA song in 4th grade and changed the lyrics around a bit and shouted them out during the recital. Got about a minute into it before I got pulled off the stage by my ear, 10 licks with a paddle, a 2 day vacation and my conduct grade on my report card for the entire year was an F. Which had a B underneath the white-out the teacher used to change it.

/CSB
//the content would definitely have sent me to gitmo if I did this today

Clemkadidlefark: Greta Hawkins needs a one way parachute trip to Hellmand Province, Afghanistan in order to familiarize herself with what an awesome nation she is blessed to live in. If she can fight her way back out without being raped to death by Islamic savages, earn enough in the black markets of Pakistan to get passage to Tajikastan and then apply for re-entry to the blessed United States, I bet you the value of my ranch that biatch would happily gleefully sing God Bless America and issue a fatwa on any precious twinklings and their parents who were "offended".

"The First Amendment protects you from the government, son. Not from me." Trace Adkins

Why are you complaining? The crappy countries in the Middle East are Teapublican paradise. Miniscule labor costs, government-enshrined religion, weak gun control. Why don't you move there so the Constitution won't apply to you?

FuturePastNow: Words cannot express how much I hate that stupid song.

"God Bless the USA" should be banned in the interest of taste alone. Wretched, schmaltzy, irritating song.

Kate Smith and the Broad Street Bullies would like a word with principal

BronyMedic: We're discussing this on my facebook right now.

Unfortunately for me, most of the people I'm discussing with are rabid, jingoistic, right winged idiots who have no idea of what the word jurisprudence means, or the fact that just because "Separation of Church And State" are not found exactly in the constitution, does not mean that it is not a legal concept.

I like my legal concepts nice and implicit.

Hickory-smoked: And yeah, children singing Lee Greenwood songs for a school function would be a farking travesty, whether you're "P.C." or not.

Gawd, I hate that song. Not is it only ridiculous pandering to the The Only Amurikans Who Count (TM), but it's just a crappy song that's only famous because our corporate masters needed some jingoistic drivel for ceremonies, etc. Hell, Greenwood could sing a song about Buster Keaton having scuba sex with a redhead with big bazongas, and I'd still probably retch listening to it...

/Buster Keaton kicks ass over Chaplin
//I hope to actually join the Six Fathoms Club someday
///redheads with big bazongas are far more desirable than supermodel types

thisisarepeat: I wonder if she is also aware of unicorns. Because the two of them both exist exclusively in peoples imaginations. As much as I wish it were the first damn amendment, and required execution for any public official suspected of believing in the sky wizard, it does not exist, its a good idea, but just a fantasy. So please stop acting as if it were law instead of just something Ben Franklin mused about between French whores.

Spoken like a true Communist.



Your friends here also outlawed religion and murdered to keep it that way.

/farking dumbass *intolerant* hipsters should take their own medicine

Just throw in the occasional "Shiva Bless the USA" and "FSM Bless the USA," and everyone will be satisfied.

But it's still ok to offend our culture right?