FARK.com: (7155143) I watched as the Lamb broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood as it was revealed nude pictures of Snooki have been leaked onto the internet

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		I watched as the Lamb broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood as it was revealed nude pictures of Snooki have been leaked onto the internet (tvguide.com)		202
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thamike		2012-06-10 04:20:44 PM

krackpipe: Appreciation of pepperoni slices and headlights that point down isn't just for breakfast anymore.

Is this a National Geographic joke or a pizza delivery joke?

nbrfwhoooo		2012-06-10 04:37:19 PM

It's actually the "her having a child" that is the deal breaker for me.

Kar98		2012-06-10 04:40:24 PM

JeffreyScott: FTA: "Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not mean for the public," Snooki's rep told E! News.

Not so fast....

Snookie is taking a picture of herself in a mirror using a smart phone, which looks like an Android device, meaning they were taken relatively recently.

I am mostly wondering what kind of ghetto ass piece of shiat phone that was.

iheartscotch		2012-06-10 04:44:47 PM

Porktropolis: Stantz: She released them herself, pre-censored, to boost her 'career'.

I won't post the pictures themselves. There are some depths I won't go to, so try these

The Horror

The Horror

I did too; good god, what was I thinking? Unclean! Uncleeeeaaaan!! Gahhhh! *rips out my eyes*

/ When you look into the Abyss, the Abyss also looks into you.

IronOcelot		2012-06-10 04:47:43 PM

I'd wreck that chick. We're talking a pure full on hate fark.

Then exfoliate the shiat outta my junk and set up a schedule of doctor's visits for the next few decades.

Gleeman		2012-06-10 04:57:05 PM

And another 'celebrity' proves me right.

qlenfg		2012-06-10 05:05:36 PM

IronOcelot: I'd wreck that chick. We're talking a pure full on hate fark.

Exactly why they should still provide real paper bags as the grocery store. Just be sure to get a 3rd one for the dog, so he won't be embarrassed.

Cyno01		2012-06-10 05:09:05 PM

So ARE there even uncensored ones?

Noticeably F.A.T.		2012-06-10 05:17:10 PM

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

Of course, but it has more syllables than 'shame boner', so there's not much point.

Fendurr		2012-06-10 05:21:13 PM

Chefsmagiclovebag.jpg

Your Average Witty Fark User		2012-06-10 05:23:06 PM

If all I wanted to see was black boxes, I'd pull up some ebony porn.

St_Francis_P		2012-06-10 05:27:07 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: If all I wanted to see was black boxes, I'd pull up some ebony porn.

I'm surprised she bothered to do that before she "leaked" them. I never figured her for modesty.

vegaswench		2012-06-10 05:31:08 PM

NSFL or babies

krackpipe		2012-06-10 05:37:13 PM

thamike: krackpipe: Appreciation of pepperoni slices and headlights that point down isn't just for breakfast anymore.

Is this a National Geographic joke or a pizza delivery joke?

Ha! Here's a clue.(nsfw)

TeddyBallGame		2012-06-10 05:40:36 PM

So are all of the pictures pre-censored? Something is fishy here... (rimshot)

Fano		2012-06-10 05:43:26 PM

TheHappyCanadian: AcneVulgaris: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somehow, I keep thinking of "leaked" as the wrong word

/something more like "oozed" comes to mind

I'm going with "ejaculated", but in a strictly feminine sense.

I imagine the sound of a bloody queef sharting across a computer screen

I just chuked, choked and puked

Fano		2012-06-10 05:44:39 PM

Mecha Edwin		2012-06-10 05:46:15 PM

I don't care what anyone says, I'd crush that any day.

St_Francis_P		2012-06-10 05:47:37 PM

TeddyBallGame: So are all of the pictures pre-censored? Something is fishy here... (rimshot)

It's almost enough to make me doubt Snooki's integrity.

FedExPope		2012-06-10 05:50:14 PM

Cyno01: So ARE there even uncensored ones?

There doesn't seem to be. Who else would censor them besides her? Makes it awfully suspicious if someone else supposedly leaked them.

Bith Set Me Up		2012-06-10 06:02:54 PM

And the seas boiled and the skies fell.

anfrind		2012-06-10 06:04:07 PM

FedExPope: Cyno01: So ARE there even uncensored ones?

There doesn't seem to be. Who else would censor them besides her? Makes it awfully suspicious if someone else supposedly leaked them.

Well, the fact that people are still looking for uncensored pics does mean that people are spending more time thinking and talking about her than they otherwise would have. Maybe she's not quite as dumb as she seems.

CrispFlows		2012-06-10 06:14:38 PM

anfrind: Well, the fact that people are still looking for uncensored pics does mean that people are spending more time thinking and talking about her than they otherwise would have. Maybe ~~she's~~ her publicist not quite as dumb as ~~she~~ it seems.

FTFY

/ no idea on the publicist's gender

anfrind		2012-06-10 06:17:04 PM

CrispFlows: anfrind: Well, the fact that people are still looking for uncensored pics does mean that people are spending more time thinking and talking about her than they otherwise would have. Maybe her publicist not quite as dumb as it seems.

FTFY

/ no idea on the publicist's gender

Good point.

RevGonzo19		2012-06-10 06:38:41 PM

"Leaked" my ass (haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa). Pictures released for publicity purposes.

Alleyoop		2012-06-10 06:40:48 PM

Fano: snooki-wookie.jpg

t1.gstatic.com

Has weirdest boner right now.

chud21		2012-06-10 06:42:27 PM

thamike: grokca: So we have reached Threat Level Orange.

And that's when the CHUDs came at me.

I didn't do a damn thing.

bmihura		2012-06-10 07:02:26 PM

Mecha Edwin: I don't care what anyone says, I'd crush that any day.

I always wondered how these Snooki-like things reproduced. You have answered my mental question.

On the flip side, imagine the opposite of Snooki.... No matter how hot a woman is, there is somebody out there who is tired of putting up with her shiat.

Trance354		2012-06-10 08:50:57 PM

would. not too ashamed, but would hit it. Repeatedly.

/likes the short ones
//6'4"

mamoru		2012-06-10 09:00:57 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: [sprocketink.com image 425x557]

Hehehe... That goes particularly well with my Farky for you. :D

lh4.googleusercontent.com

desertfool		2012-06-10 09:08:23 PM

Been looking all day in all the normal places. If there are uncensored pix out there, they are removed or well hidden.

/ I would.
// and have done worse
/// and been damn proud of it.

sseye		2012-06-10 10:01:58 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Another Government Employee: Eh.

Overall, I've seen worse.

I've had a threesome with worse.

Yeah but in a threesome (MFF of course) you get to add the scores of both girls together before calculating the shame quotient.

Shadow Blasko		2012-06-10 10:05:23 PM

sseye: Smeggy Smurf: Another Government Employee: Eh.

Overall, I've seen worse.

I've had a threesome with worse.

Yeah but in a threesome (MFF of course) you get to add the scores of both girls together before calculating the shame quotient.

wat?>

Why didnt someone tell me this?

/Re-indexes shame tables

PsiChick		2012-06-10 10:37:03 PM

Jenna Tellya: [i46.tinypic.com image 500x400]

Dude, I like Tang. Stop trying to ruin it for me.

kkinnison		2012-06-10 11:22:01 PM

sad state of America when something happening to snooki is newsworthy

wambu		2012-06-10 11:28:39 PM

Homer_J_Fong: St_Francis_P: Hardly a shock, this is the part of her career that calls for nude pics or a sex tape. The pictures I saw were blacked out over the interesting bits, in any event. OK, interesting on a female of at least average intelligence.

With her, there are no interesting bits.

Just spray-tanned, diseased, crab-infested bits with oozing sores and candle-wax burns.

/good times, good times

flamingboard		2012-06-10 11:57:28 PM

She's not gonna age well.

i.imgur.com

NoblePatrick		2012-06-11 12:43:49 AM

Hot damn hell yes I would hit that! I mean, not now cuz she's preggers and all. Wouldn't want my wang giving the bay's forehead dick dents ya know. But yeah, those are some nice photos and she has a helluva rack. 36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"...

r3z		2012-06-11 01:33:33 AM

NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

r3z		2012-06-11 01:36:08 AM

POSTING CORRECT LINK NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Don't know the problem above but this is the correct link... Weird...

Tennozan		2012-06-11 01:52:35 AM

flamingboard: She's not gonna age well.

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

Already looks like she has a comb-over.

Smoking GNU		2012-06-11 03:11:12 AM

She looks like a lumpy and seriously overcooked hotdog

The sound of one hand clapping		2012-06-11 04:59:01 AM

r3z: POSTING CORRECT LINK NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Don't know the problem above but this is the correct link... Weird...

Well, that's certainly a better result than I had, at least there's one uncensored one right now. And for this I thank you sir.

/Still disappointed there's no uncensored titty pics.
//That's kinda mostly what I wanted to see
/Mostly

unchellmatt		2012-06-11 06:40:11 AM

The sound of one hand clapping: r3z: POSTING CORRECT LINK NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Don't know the problem above but this is the correct link... Weird...

Well, that's certainly a better result than I had, at least there's one uncensored one right now. And for this I thank you sir.

/Still disappointed there's no uncensored titty pics.
//That's kinda mostly what I wanted to see
/Mostly

Unfortunately the one image that's uncensored shows her scary, shaved, cavernous cooch. Buy stock in a company that makes Acyclovir if you go within 40 yards.

gravebayne2		2012-06-11 06:45:28 AM

most of yall act like you could do better.

unchellmatt		2012-06-11 06:48:31 AM

gravebayne2: most of yall act like you could do better.

Blind, lobotomized baboons who have partaken in face melting experiments who spend their time rolling around with incontinent yaks could do better than that creature, Snookie.

Hell, even I could (and did).

jayessell		2012-06-11 09:30:13 AM

The moon WAS sorta orange last night.

Madbassist1		2012-06-11 10:49:55 AM

r3z: POSTING CORRECT LINK NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Don't know the problem above but this is the correct link... Weird...

Hmmm I hope you have it fixed for bookmarking purposes.