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(TV Guide)   I watched as the Lamb broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood as it was revealed nude pictures of Snooki have been leaked onto the internet   (tvguide.com) divider line 202
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2012-06-10 04:20:44 PM
krackpipe: Appreciation of pepperoni slices and headlights that point down isn't just for breakfast anymore.

Is this a National Geographic joke or a pizza delivery joke?
 
2012-06-10 04:37:19 PM
It's actually the "her having a child" that is the deal breaker for me.
 
2012-06-10 04:40:24 PM
JeffreyScott: FTA: "Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not mean for the public," Snooki's rep told E! News.

Not so fast....

Snookie is taking a picture of herself in a mirror using a smart phone, which looks like an Android device, meaning they were taken relatively recently.


I am mostly wondering what kind of ghetto ass piece of shiat phone that was.
 
2012-06-10 04:44:47 PM
Porktropolis: Stantz: She released them herself, pre-censored, to boost her 'career'.

I won't post the pictures themselves. There are some depths I won't go to, so try these

The Horror

The Horror


I did too; good god, what was I thinking? Unclean! Uncleeeeaaaan!! Gahhhh! *rips out my eyes*

/ When you look into the Abyss, the Abyss also looks into you.
 
2012-06-10 04:47:43 PM
I'd wreck that chick. We're talking a pure full on hate fark.

Then exfoliate the shiat outta my junk and set up a schedule of doctor's visits for the next few decades.
 
2012-06-10 04:57:05 PM
i.imgur.com
And another 'celebrity' proves me right.
 
2012-06-10 05:05:36 PM
IronOcelot: I'd wreck that chick. We're talking a pure full on hate fark.

Exactly why they should still provide real paper bags as the grocery store. Just be sure to get a 3rd one for the dog, so he won't be embarrassed.
 
2012-06-10 05:09:05 PM
So ARE there even uncensored ones?
 
2012-06-10 05:17:10 PM
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

Of course, but it has more syllables than 'shame boner', so there's not much point.
 
2012-06-10 05:21:13 PM
Chefsmagiclovebag.jpg
 
2012-06-10 05:23:06 PM
If all I wanted to see was black boxes, I'd pull up some ebony porn.
 
2012-06-10 05:27:07 PM
Your Average Witty Fark User: If all I wanted to see was black boxes, I'd pull up some ebony porn.

I'm surprised she bothered to do that before she "leaked" them. I never figured her for modesty.
 
2012-06-10 05:31:08 PM
 
2012-06-10 05:37:13 PM
thamike: krackpipe: Appreciation of pepperoni slices and headlights that point down isn't just for breakfast anymore.

Is this a National Geographic joke or a pizza delivery joke?


Ha! Here's a clue.(nsfw)
 
2012-06-10 05:40:36 PM
So are all of the pictures pre-censored? Something is fishy here... (rimshot)
 
2012-06-10 05:43:26 PM
TheHappyCanadian: AcneVulgaris: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somehow, I keep thinking of "leaked" as the wrong word

/something more like "oozed" comes to mind

I'm going with "ejaculated", but in a strictly feminine sense.

I imagine the sound of a bloody queef sharting across a computer screen


I just chuked, choked and puked
 
2012-06-10 05:44:39 PM
starcasm.net
 
2012-06-10 05:46:15 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I'd crush that any day.
 
2012-06-10 05:47:37 PM
TeddyBallGame: So are all of the pictures pre-censored? Something is fishy here... (rimshot)

It's almost enough to make me doubt Snooki's integrity.
 
2012-06-10 05:50:14 PM
Cyno01: So ARE there even uncensored ones?

There doesn't seem to be. Who else would censor them besides her? Makes it awfully suspicious if someone else supposedly leaked them.
 
2012-06-10 06:02:54 PM
And the seas boiled and the skies fell.
 
2012-06-10 06:04:07 PM
FedExPope: Cyno01: So ARE there even uncensored ones?

There doesn't seem to be. Who else would censor them besides her? Makes it awfully suspicious if someone else supposedly leaked them.


Well, the fact that people are still looking for uncensored pics does mean that people are spending more time thinking and talking about her than they otherwise would have. Maybe she's not quite as dumb as she seems.
 
2012-06-10 06:14:38 PM
anfrind: Well, the fact that people are still looking for uncensored pics does mean that people are spending more time thinking and talking about her than they otherwise would have. Maybe she's her publicist not quite as dumb as she it seems.

FTFY

/ no idea on the publicist's gender
 
2012-06-10 06:17:04 PM
CrispFlows: anfrind: Well, the fact that people are still looking for uncensored pics does mean that people are spending more time thinking and talking about her than they otherwise would have. Maybe her publicist not quite as dumb as it seems.

FTFY

/ no idea on the publicist's gender


Good point.
 
2012-06-10 06:38:41 PM
"Leaked" my ass (haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa). Pictures released for publicity purposes.
 
2012-06-10 06:40:48 PM
Fano: snooki-wookie.jpg

t1.gstatic.com
Has weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-06-10 06:42:27 PM
thamike: grokca: So we have reached Threat Level Orange.

And that's when the CHUDs came at me.


I didn't do a damn thing.
 
2012-06-10 07:02:26 PM
Mecha Edwin: I don't care what anyone says, I'd crush that any day.

I always wondered how these Snooki-like things reproduced. You have answered my mental question.

On the flip side, imagine the opposite of Snooki.... No matter how hot a woman is, there is somebody out there who is tired of putting up with her shiat.
 
2012-06-10 08:50:57 PM
would. not too ashamed, but would hit it. Repeatedly.

/likes the short ones
//6'4"
 
2012-06-10 09:00:57 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: [sprocketink.com image 425x557]

Hehehe... That goes particularly well with my Farky for you. :D

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-10 09:08:23 PM
Been looking all day in all the normal places. If there are uncensored pix out there, they are removed or well hidden.

/ I would.
// and have done worse
/// and been damn proud of it.
 
2012-06-10 10:01:58 PM
Smeggy Smurf: Another Government Employee: Eh.

Overall, I've seen worse.

I've had a threesome with worse.


Yeah but in a threesome (MFF of course) you get to add the scores of both girls together before calculating the shame quotient.
 
2012-06-10 10:05:23 PM
sseye: Smeggy Smurf: Another Government Employee: Eh.

Overall, I've seen worse.

I've had a threesome with worse.

Yeah but in a threesome (MFF of course) you get to add the scores of both girls together before calculating the shame quotient.


wat?>

Why didnt someone tell me this?

/Re-indexes shame tables
 
2012-06-10 10:37:03 PM
Jenna Tellya: [i46.tinypic.com image 500x400]

Dude, I like Tang. Stop trying to ruin it for me.
 
2012-06-10 11:22:01 PM
sad state of America when something happening to snooki is newsworthy
 
2012-06-10 11:28:39 PM
Homer_J_Fong: St_Francis_P: Hardly a shock, this is the part of her career that calls for nude pics or a sex tape. The pictures I saw were blacked out over the interesting bits, in any event. OK, interesting on a female of at least average intelligence.

With her, there are no interesting bits.


Just spray-tanned, diseased, crab-infested bits with oozing sores and candle-wax burns.

/good times, good times
 
2012-06-10 11:57:28 PM
She's not gonna age well.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-11 12:43:49 AM
Hot damn hell yes I would hit that! I mean, not now cuz she's preggers and all. Wouldn't want my wang giving the bay's forehead dick dents ya know. But yeah, those are some nice photos and she has a helluva rack. 36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"...
 
r3z
2012-06-11 01:33:33 AM
 
r3z
2012-06-11 01:36:08 AM
POSTING CORRECT LINK NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Don't know the problem above but this is the correct link... Weird...
 
2012-06-11 01:52:35 AM
flamingboard: She's not gonna age well.

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]


Already looks like she has a comb-over.
 
2012-06-11 03:11:12 AM
She looks like a lumpy and seriously overcooked hotdog
 
2012-06-11 04:59:01 AM
r3z: POSTING CORRECT LINK NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Don't know the problem above but this is the correct link... Weird...


Well, that's certainly a better result than I had, at least there's one uncensored one right now. And for this I thank you sir.

/Still disappointed there's no uncensored titty pics.
//That's kinda mostly what I wanted to see
/Mostly
 
2012-06-11 06:40:11 AM
The sound of one hand clapping: r3z: POSTING CORRECT LINK NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Don't know the problem above but this is the correct link... Weird...

Well, that's certainly a better result than I had, at least there's one uncensored one right now. And for this I thank you sir.

/Still disappointed there's no uncensored titty pics.
//That's kinda mostly what I wanted to see
/Mostly


Unfortunately the one image that's uncensored shows her scary, shaved, cavernous cooch. Buy stock in a company that makes Acyclovir if you go within 40 yards.
 
2012-06-11 06:45:28 AM
most of yall act like you could do better.
 
2012-06-11 06:48:31 AM
gravebayne2: most of yall act like you could do better.

Blind, lobotomized baboons who have partaken in face melting experiments who spend their time rolling around with incontinent yaks could do better than that creature, Snookie.

Hell, even I could (and did).
 
2012-06-11 09:30:13 AM
The moon WAS sorta orange last night.
 
2012-06-11 10:49:55 AM
r3z: POSTING CORRECT LINK NSFW LGT site with pics..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Don't know the problem above but this is the correct link... Weird...


Hmmm I hope you have it fixed for bookmarking purposes.
 
2012-06-11 12:32:20 PM
JeffreyScott: FTA: "Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not mean for the public," Snooki's rep told E! News.

Not so fast....

Snookie is taking a picture of herself in a mirror using a smart phone, which looks like an Android device, meaning they were taken relatively recently.


It's scary that you know this.
 
2012-06-11 05:15:18 PM
Well, she's a tall drink of orange juice.
 
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