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(TV Guide)   I watched as the Lamb broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood as it was revealed nude pictures of Snooki have been leaked onto the internet   (tvguide.com) divider line 202
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2012-06-10 03:05:37 PM
I wonder how many farkers are out there right now scouring the internet looking for these pictures just for the fame of being the first to link them?
 
2012-06-10 03:05:43 PM
So, no nude photos were leaked, only blacked out photos, "from her phone"?

/Snooki would never do a publicity stunt like that....
 
2012-06-10 03:05:53 PM
I was going to stand up for her, but she is making a duck face. You're on your own biatch. I'm outta here...
 
2012-06-10 03:06:46 PM

Mildot: I wonder how many farkers are out there right now scouring the internet looking for these pictures just for the fame of being the first to link them?


Man, you're lazy.
 
2012-06-10 03:07:28 PM

Madbassist1: I'd do her in a flash, and so would you.


No, no I would not. There are some women that I would do, but she is not one of them. With Snooki, I would fear falling in head first and not being able to find my way out.
 
2012-06-10 03:07:32 PM
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2012-06-10 03:08:21 PM

Mildot: I wonder how many farkers are out there right now scouring the internet looking for these pictures just for the fame of being the first to link them?


Mildot: I wonder how many farkers are out there right now scouring the internet looking for these pictures just for the fame of being the first to link them?


Me, but no luck, just wanted to see if her nips were the size of pie plates.
 
2012-06-10 03:09:07 PM

Madbassist1: I'd do her in a flash, and so would you.


That photo is either 10 years out of date or her face on someone else's body.

/It'd have to be double-wrapped. Maybe even a full-body condom.
//Would still get checked after.
 
2012-06-10 03:11:02 PM

thamike: ImperialHazman: thamike: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

"Goebbels."

Schadenboehner?



Moooon Riverrrr


Between guffaws I'm starting a petition that this photo be the official "shame boner" meme from now until rapture.
 
2012-06-10 03:11:48 PM
obviously old? it's a farking 4G LTE HTC phone. at best, 18 months old.
 
2012-06-10 03:12:04 PM

Madbassist1: I'd do her in a flash, and so would you.


She may look good in THAT pic, but no. I wouldn't fark her with a stolen dick. I've seen a few minutes of Jersey Shore and it makes me want to kill, not screw.
 
2012-06-10 03:12:22 PM

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Why does everyone pretend she's ugly?


You and I have very different definitions of that word.
 
2012-06-10 03:21:09 PM
Is it wrong I'm kind of pissed there don't seem to be uncensored ones out there?
 
2012-06-10 03:22:20 PM

GAT_00: Is it wrong I'm kind of pissed there don't seem to be uncensored ones out there?


Some things are so horrible they need censoring...
 
2012-06-10 03:22:48 PM

jayphat: obviously old? it's a farking 4G LTE HTC phone. at best, 18 months old.


And I thought you guys were only obnoxious when I went to the store...
 
2012-06-10 03:23:19 PM
She is in no way appealing, but I am sad to say that given the opportunity, I would plow her fields. I am a disgusting, vile male, but that's the way it is.
 
2012-06-10 03:24:40 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Madbassist1: I'd do her in a flash, and so would you.

She may look good in THAT pic, but no. I wouldn't fark her with a stolen dick. I've seen a few minutes of Jersey Shore and it makes me want to kill, not screw.


If her personality is as horrible as people say (which I expect it is considering how there seems to be no-one who jumps to her defence) then I'd have to agree on the 'would not hit' statement. If she wasn't wearing a ton of makeup, I'd say that she'd be attractive enough for me to do. But it sounds like the personality would be a boner killer.

/Still haven't found the uncensored nude pics
//Getting annoyed at all the 'false alarms' where sites say they have the nude pics
/It's not nude if the tits and pussy are censored!
 
2012-06-10 03:24:42 PM

gblive: GAT_00: Is it wrong I'm kind of pissed there don't seem to be uncensored ones out there?

Some things are so horrible they need censoring...


Truly, she is the Warren Report of senselessly broadcast nudity
 
2012-06-10 03:25:58 PM

GAT_00: Is it wrong I'm kind of pissed there don't seem to be uncensored ones out there?



greenobles.com

"Because once you've seen one pair.............you wanna see them all....."
 
2012-06-10 03:28:07 PM

Rodeodoc: given the opportunity


See, I always knew there was a less sage reason for the Chinese interchanging "opportunity" and "crisis."
 
2012-06-10 03:28:46 PM
This is why we can't have nice things civilization.
 
2012-06-10 03:31:09 PM

Stantz: She released them herself, pre-censored, to boost her 'career'.

I won't post the pictures themselves. There are some depths I won't go to, so try these

The Horror

The Horror


i1058.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 03:31:39 PM
Leave her alone! I love Snooki!

That being said, I've been working with contact cement all morning and forgot to open the windows.

If anyone's to blame here, I'd say it's either society, the media or the blue giraffe.

/french toast please
 
2012-06-10 03:31:54 PM
Snooki Ate My Balls.
 
2012-06-10 03:33:47 PM

Old Man Winter: Snooki Ate My Balls.


That's a meme I haven't seen in a while.
 
2012-06-10 03:34:16 PM
From the little I've seen of her, I find her totally gross and unappealing, but it really doesn't have much to do with her looks; it's her personality.
 
2012-06-10 03:37:26 PM

Thudfark: As long as they tight crop, we should be ok.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 332x500]


Even I have to admit that without seeing the rest of her, she has fairly nice titties.
 
2012-06-10 03:38:32 PM
"Whenever Snooki's not on screen, the other characters should ask each other, 'Where's Snooki?'."
 
2012-06-10 03:38:46 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 03:39:25 PM

Abner Doon: Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Why does everyone pretend she's ugly?

Because her personality is abhorrent and she's short and stout.

/ wouldn't say she's ugly, she's also not very hot though
// would view pictures


Where is her handle? Where is her spout?
 
2012-06-10 03:42:10 PM
What's the only thing less appealing than a naked Snookie? Depends on the situation.
 
2012-06-10 03:43:27 PM

23FPB23: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: They are not on usenet which makes me inclined to think that you may be correct...

Dang. If you went full-on-hardcore-search on the U, and came up empty, I suppose I'll give up.


I would look on 4chan, but I already took a shower today.
 
2012-06-10 03:45:29 PM
I came for electronic scratch-and-sniff, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-06-10 03:47:09 PM

FloydA: What's the only thing less appealing than a naked Snookie? Depends on the situation.


actionfest.com

GAHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2012-06-10 03:48:27 PM
"It's a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain."

Now that is gotdamn funny!
 
2012-06-10 03:50:31 PM

Stantz: She released them herself, pre-censored, to boost her 'career'.

I won't post the pictures themselves. There are some depths I won't go to, so try these

The Horror

The Horror


They aren't that old. The second one is clearly pre-pregnancy, but post weight loss.
 
2012-06-10 03:55:20 PM
And no kittens were killed that day
 
2012-06-10 03:55:42 PM

duffblue: I'd hit it.


Ill admit it, so would I.
 
2012-06-10 03:58:09 PM
Eh, she didn't look too bad after she lost a bunch of weight however long ago that was. And her pics without makeup didn't look too bad either. I'd hit it, and I bet she'd take it in the pooper too. Her problem, besides the obvious personality ones, is that she over does the makeup, stupid hairdo and fake tan. I'm betting she'd look pretty good without it all and in some minimalist makeup. It wouldn't fix her personality or rampant stupidity, but it's not like I'd be looking for a long term relationship with her.
 
2012-06-10 03:58:14 PM

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?


If there isn't, there should be, because apparently it's a thing.

/didn't know what a Snooki was until this thread
//my god, she could lose 5lb by just not putting eye makeup on
 
2012-06-10 04:00:01 PM

ImperialHazman: thamike: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

"Goebbels."

Schadenboehner?


Any room left at your table? The "non-oompa-loompa" table that is.....
 
2012-06-10 04:03:33 PM
Given the fact that all GIS turns up is the censored versions, I'd say it takes the "mysteriously leaked" out of the equation.
 
2012-06-10 04:08:49 PM

Weaver95: Snooki is the latest celebrity to have nude photos of her released on the Internet.

littlegirlsayingWYWOULDYOUDOTHAT.jpg


Rule 34.
 
2012-06-10 04:09:41 PM
Stantz: She released them herself, pre-censored, to boost her 'career'.
I won't post the pictures themselves. There are some depths I won't go to, so try these


The Horror

The Horror


lol what's up with her facial expression in the 2nd one?

/censored are actually not bad. I think the fact that she's so orange and so short is what lends her the grotesque / 'not sure if want' look to her.
 
2012-06-10 04:12:18 PM

Tennozan: ImperialHazman: thamike: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

"Goebbels."

Schadenboehner?

Any room left at your table? The "non-oompa-loompa" table that is.....


Bring beer.
 
2012-06-10 04:13:27 PM
So we have reached Threat Level Orange.
 
2012-06-10 04:15:56 PM
It's the aporkalypse.
 
2012-06-10 04:16:16 PM

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Why does everyone pretend she's ugly?


Because she's an ugly human being.
She's not that physically unattractive, IMO, but the guidette look is an utter turnoff.

If she were a decent person, I imagine people wouldn't be so hard on her. But most people find Jersey Shore, and the people on that show, to be repellent.
 
2012-06-10 04:17:06 PM

grokca: So we have reached Threat Level Orange.


And that's when the CHUDs came at me.
 
2012-06-10 04:19:22 PM
Appreciation of pepperoni slices and headlights that point down isn't just for breakfast anymore.
 
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