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(TV Guide)   I watched as the Lamb broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood as it was revealed nude pictures of Snooki have been leaked onto the internet   (tvguide.com ) divider line
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2012-06-10 02:20:45 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

I looked...and just as I suspect...she's got a flat cottage cheese ass.

(sigh) Is this how cutters feel afterward?
 
2012-06-10 02:22:04 PM  

FinFangFark: [i36.photobucket.com image 200x147]

I looked...and just as I suspect...she's got a flat cottage cheese ass.

(sigh) Is this how cutters feel afterward?


Maybe before, I think.
 
2012-06-10 02:23:00 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somehow, I keep thinking of "leaked" as the wrong word

/something more like "oozed" comes to mind


I'm going with "ejaculated", but in a strictly feminine sense.
 
2012-06-10 02:23:37 PM  
I took two poops yesterday.
 
2012-06-10 02:23:57 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 02:24:00 PM  
What's a Snooki and are you allowed to shoot it?
 
2012-06-10 02:25:36 PM  
I sometimes think we've not yet quite hit the Idiocracy stage of civilization. Then I recall her and that show, and I conclude that we're closer than I'd like to believe.
 
2012-06-10 02:26:05 PM  

AcneVulgaris: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somehow, I keep thinking of "leaked" as the wrong word

/something more like "oozed" comes to mind

I'm going with "ejaculated", but in a strictly feminine sense.


I imagine the sound of a bloody queef sharting across a computer screen
 
2012-06-10 02:26:21 PM  
While reading the headline...I kept hearing it in the voice of Butthead. Hysterical.

/+1 Subby
 
2012-06-10 02:27:40 PM  

batlock666: What's a Snooki and are you allowed to shoot it?


Yes, it is considered an invasive species.

There is no bag limit. Ten bags, twenty bags, however many you want to put on her head.
 
2012-06-10 02:29:01 PM  
Headline sounded like Samuel L. Jackson to me.
 
2012-06-10 02:29:10 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I have seen shiat that will turn you white!
 
2012-06-10 02:31:52 PM  
armpitofamerica.files.wordpress.com

batlock666: What's a Snooki and are you allowed to shoot it?


Shoot on sight.
 
2012-06-10 02:32:12 PM  
Snooki want smush smush!!!
 
2012-06-10 02:33:11 PM  
I'd rather see a naked Snooki than Octomom in a bikini any day...

And I can't stand Jersey Shore...
 
2012-06-10 02:33:25 PM  
For fark's sake, Subby, at least link to the correct article. It's right there, in the one you stupidly posted, you lazy ass:

Pops, safe for work but not your eyes
 
2012-06-10 02:33:45 PM  

batlock666: What's a Snooki and are you allowed to shoot it?


In Connecticut.
 
2012-06-10 02:35:28 PM  
Anyone have the actual links to the leaked (oozed) pics?

Not because I've into downloading increasingly shameful and disturbing porn (which I am actually, but I'm not at the Snooki level yet), but because I put a batch file into my wife's start up folder on her computer that brings up false error messages and links to pics that she hates (Bill O'Reily, Toddlers and Tiaras, stills from the Twilight movies) and the Snooki nude pics would go great with those other pics.
 
2012-06-10 02:36:46 PM  

bim1154: If this image is any indication in the slightest of what is under that bathing suit, I sure as f*ck don't want to see it.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 398x600]


Didn't Mutual of Omaha do a Snooki special on TV? When they tried to drag her back into the sea?
 
2012-06-10 02:38:23 PM  
As long as they tight crop, we should be ok.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-10 02:38:27 PM  
I'd hit it and forget it

*scrubbs the dick*
 
2012-06-10 02:39:06 PM  

Great Janitor: Anyone have the actual links to the leaked (oozed) pics?

Not because I've into downloading increasingly shameful and disturbing porn (which I am actually, but I'm not at the Snooki level yet), but because I put a batch file into my wife's start up folder on her computer that brings up false error messages and links to pics that she hates (Bill O'Reily, Toddlers and Tiaras, stills from the Twilight movies) and the Snooki nude pics would go great with those other pics.


Yeah.

blah blah blah blah appearing to maintain the trendy hate for this biatch blah blah blah


I freely admit i want to see her nekkid. Could someone please post a link?
 
2012-06-10 02:40:23 PM  

Jenna Tellya: buckler: Jenna Tellya: [i46.tinypic.com image 500x400]

Why I'm having some Tang right now. Not Snooki-flavored, because that sucks. Apparently, that's part of the appeal.

it can suck the rust off of your toilet. That's one of the selling points


Tang, or a Snooki?
 
2012-06-10 02:42:48 PM  

meow said the dog: Of course you would do this you desperate asses


OMG.....it made sense.

I can speak stupid!

/This may be a marketable skill
 
2012-06-10 02:43:20 PM  

23FPB23: blah blah blah blah appearing to maintain the trendy hate for this biatch blah blah blah


Interesting strategy.
 
2012-06-10 02:44:13 PM  
Is there a german word for "shame boner"?
 
2012-06-10 02:44:24 PM  

23FPB23: I freely admit i want to see her nekkid. Could someone please post a link?


I don't think there are any completely naked ones, only blacked out. The whole thing screams publicity stunt.
 
2012-06-10 02:46:24 PM  
thecount.com
 
2012-06-10 02:47:27 PM  
www.badhaven.com
 
2012-06-10 02:48:00 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?


"Goebbels."
 
2012-06-10 02:48:46 PM  

St_Francis_P: 23FPB23: I freely admit i want to see her nekkid. Could someone please post a link?

I don't think there are any completely naked ones, only blacked out. The whole thing screams publicity stunt.


They are not on usenet which makes me inclined to think that you may be correct...
 
2012-06-10 02:49:20 PM  

23FPB23: Great Janitor: Anyone have the actual links to the leaked (oozed) pics?

Not because I've into downloading increasingly shameful and disturbing porn (which I am actually, but I'm not at the Snooki level yet), but because I put a batch file into my wife's start up folder on her computer that brings up false error messages and links to pics that she hates (Bill O'Reily, Toddlers and Tiaras, stills from the Twilight movies) and the Snooki nude pics would go great with those other pics.

Yeah.

blah blah blah blah appearing to maintain the trendy hate for this biatch blah blah blah


I freely admit i want to see her nekkid. Could someone please post a link?



I pixelized the NSFW bits:

i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 02:49:34 PM  
Why does everyone pretend she's ugly?
 
2012-06-10 02:50:13 PM  

Weaver95: Snooki is the latest celebrity to have nude photos of her released on the Internet.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 292x302]


Because people stopped talking about her
 
2012-06-10 02:52:16 PM  

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Why does everyone pretend she's ugly?


Because her personality is abhorrent and she's short and stout.

/ wouldn't say she's ugly, she's also not very hot though
// would view pictures
 
2012-06-10 02:52:17 PM  

Another Government Employee: Eh.

Overall, I've seen worse.


I've had a threesome with worse.
 
2012-06-10 02:53:02 PM  
FTA: "Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not mean for the public," Snooki's rep told E! News.

Not so fast....

Snookie is taking a picture of herself in a mirror using a smart phone, which looks like an Android device, meaning they were taken relatively recently.
 
2012-06-10 02:53:57 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: They are not on usenet which makes me inclined to think that you may be correct...


Dang. If you went full-on-hardcore-search on the U, and came up empty, I suppose I'll give up.
 
2012-06-10 02:54:35 PM  

thamike: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

"Goebbels."


That is sick and wrong on every conceivable level. Still, I laughed like it was my last day on this planet.
 
2012-06-10 02:56:12 PM  
No Jabba the hutt jpg?
 
2012-06-10 02:56:15 PM  

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Why does everyone pretend she's ugly?


Well...it doesn't help that she looks sort of retarded.
 
2012-06-10 02:56:35 PM  

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Why does everyone pretend she's ugly?


We haven't run out of canned salmon mousse yet.
 
2012-06-10 02:57:17 PM  
you know, without that 12 lbs of makeup, she's really not that bad. And I'll bet she gives a nice sloppy wet BJ.

static.wetpaint.me
 
2012-06-10 02:58:56 PM  

Tennozan: thamike: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

"Goebbels."

That is sick and wrong on every conceivable level. Still, I laughed like it was my last day on this planet.


Glad I'm not the only one.
 
2012-06-10 03:03:20 PM  

thamike: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

"Goebbels."


Schadenboehner?
 
2012-06-10 03:03:21 PM  

Mildot: you know, without that 12 lbs of makeup, she's really not that bad. And I'll bet she gives a nice sloppy wet BJ.


You must still get your porn from alt.binaries.
 
2012-06-10 03:03:28 PM  

Madbassist1: I'd do her in a flash, and so would you.


yep
 
2012-06-10 03:04:08 PM  
I also admit that I want to see the nude pics. Though it seems that only censored versions exist.

I haven't seen Jersey Shore at all so I base my judgement on her appearance only as I have no knowledge of what her personality is like. She's average looking, wears too much make up but does seem to have a decent set of tits. I'd happily look at her tits. Alas, the damned pics censored the best bits.
 
2012-06-10 03:04:43 PM  
An orange Moped, fun to ride but you don't want to be seen riding it.
 
2012-06-10 03:04:43 PM  

ImperialHazman: thamike: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Is there a german word for "shame boner"?

"Goebbels."

Schadenboehner?


www.voccoquan.com

Moooon Riverrrr
 
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