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(MLive.com)   People tend to vote for the candidate they'd most like to have a beer with, which means Obama is a lock because as a Mormon, Romney doesn't drink beer even if he wears blue jeans and hangs out with Kid Rock   (mlive.com) divider line 19
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2012-06-10 02:41:09 PM
2 votes:
What about his mustard choice?

COULD THAT BE THE DECIDING FACTOR?
2012-06-10 02:41:08 PM
2 votes:
Kid Rock supports Romney?

That's as good a reason to not vote for him as any.
2012-06-10 09:35:02 PM
1 votes:
Sabyen91: spongeboob: By the way would Romney's bbq even have meat
"Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly; And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of cold, or famine" (Doctrine and Covenants 89:12-13).


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_Mormons_eat_meat#ixzz1xRZrAFr4

The awful truth is the chili was made with Boca Burger.


D-:
2012-06-10 07:09:47 PM
1 votes:
spongeboob: Mitt thinks the following things are jokes

Mitt also scolded someone for smoking pot on the beach near (one of) his house(s).

While Obama would USE DRUGS ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN, despite the fact we are involved in a WAR ON (some) (natural) DRUGS

/synthetic laboratory concoctions, rotten 'fermented' juice of rotted fruits still ay-okay
//alcohol makes you fat, stupid, just how Uncle Sam wants you
2012-06-10 05:53:59 PM
1 votes:
spongeboob: Mitt thinks the following things are jokes
Getting a group of guys to hold someone down to cut off his hair.
Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.
Dressing up like a police officer and pulling over some teens and find the booze you hid in their car.

Here's the challenge for the Mittster. Persons who have been with him in his office, in his home and off the campaign trail, contend he is a humorous, decent, down-to-earth guy.

I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.


You know, the cop story was weird enough. The idea of taking the males out of the car, during a date, leaving the females alone in the car is beyond weird.
Was he protecting the males the premarital sex? Mitt has issues. Issues that should be left alone to wander throughout his 7 homes, not to be deciding the fate of the country.
2012-06-10 05:52:22 PM
1 votes:
Klivian: Ashtrey: kudayta: spongeboob: Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.

In his defense, that one is pretty funny.

My friends sometimes like hide and yell for the guy who is deaf in one ear and cannot locate things by sound.

/It gets old.
//Yes, I'm the deaf one
///Yelling louder doesn't help

SO HOW DO YOU FIND THEM?


Sniff for assholes.
2012-06-10 05:33:56 PM
1 votes:
HeartBurnKid: However, I think Romney still loses the battle because he's made of plastic.

Mitt Romney: The red solo cup of politics.
2012-06-10 05:23:18 PM
1 votes:
skilbride: Instead, you go to Ann Romney v. Michelle Obama - and I'd pick Ann Romney hands down. Michelle Obama reminds me of all the girls in high school that were nice to your face, always had to have the nicest things, and then turned on your back. Plus her supporters are batshiat crazy most of the time. (They support her based on her wardrobe and less what she's actually done.) Ann Romney reminds me of Martha Stewart, so you know there would be good food, and a decent mix of people.

Unlike those totally sane people like you who don't support her because she reminds you of that girl in high school who was always nice to your face, always had to have the nicest things, and then turned on your back?

Has a bigger, more meaningless shiat ever been given about Michelle Obama than this?
2012-06-10 05:17:01 PM
1 votes:
tenpoundsofcheese: spongeboob: I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.

and i really want to see our kids better edumacated.


We need to teach kids that O and 0 are not interchangeable.
2012-06-10 04:58:07 PM
1 votes:
parkthebus: there's a chance that I could find someone at the BBQ

Well, they'll call it a BBQ, but really it'll be all the mayo on whitebread you can keep down, with a chaser of lukewarm water. That's just how they kick it in Romney's Amercia.
2012-06-10 04:38:43 PM
1 votes:
spongeboob: Mitt thinks the following things are jokes
Getting a group of guys to hold someone down to cut off his hair.
Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.
Dressing up like a police officer and pulling over some teens and find the booze you hid in their car.


Don't forget taking over companies, firing everyone and sending their jobs to China. Maybe not a joke per se but hi-larious.
2012-06-10 04:35:07 PM
1 votes:
Mitt Romney's less the guy you want to have a beer with and more the overzealous doorman who cards someone who looks like Sam Elliot.
2012-06-10 04:34:04 PM
1 votes:
I wouldn't want to party with Romney. I'm not into Muzak.
2012-06-10 04:33:18 PM
1 votes:
There is a pretty spirited conversation on another board I frequent about the possibility of Mitt Romney being The Zodiac Killer and dammit if the composite sketch, the timeline and the one available example of Mitt's handwriting don't match up. It started out as funny but got creepy fast. I'm not saying he was...but what if he was!?!
2012-06-10 04:30:23 PM
1 votes:
King Something: Ambivalence: nekom: Whether he drinks or not, if Obama and Rmoney both invited me to their BBQ, I'd have to say I'd go to Obama's. All politics aside, he just seems like he'd be the more interesting one to hang out with. Therefore, he has my vote.

/also, I agree with more of his policies than that of Rmoney.

Plus there would probably be beer.

And women. Women who would be wearing clothes that would be "inappropriate" for church.

And more beer.

And music.

And vodak.

And red meat.

And more women and more booze.

And Joe Biden as designated driver, using his Trans-Am to bring the drunks back to the hote more beer.
2012-06-10 04:29:32 PM
1 votes:
spongeboob:

I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.


Come on, who doesn't think closing down a factory in Michigan and sending some of the jobs to Kenosha, WI (only to move them AGAIN overseas in a couple years!!!) is hilarious?

If you don't think that's funny, you just don't have a sense of humor. Come on, Kenosha...it's just a hilarious town!
2012-06-10 04:22:33 PM
1 votes:
Ambivalence: nekom: Whether he drinks or not, if Obama and Rmoney both invited me to their BBQ, I'd have to say I'd go to Obama's. All politics aside, he just seems like he'd be the more interesting one to hang out with. Therefore, he has my vote.

/also, I agree with more of his policies than that of Rmoney.

Plus there would probably be beer.


And women. Women who would be wearing clothes that would be "inappropriate" for church.

And more beer.

And music.

And vodak.

And red meat.

And more women and more booze.

And Joe Biden as designated driver, using his Trans-Am to bring the drunks back to the hotel.
2012-06-10 02:44:04 PM
1 votes:
cman: I wonder what kind of beer Gary Johnson likes

On his budget?

www.junedale.com
2012-06-10 02:37:08 PM
1 votes:
I wonder what kind of beer Gary Johnson likes
 
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