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(MLive.com)   People tend to vote for the candidate they'd most like to have a beer with, which means Obama is a lock because as a Mormon, Romney doesn't drink beer even if he wears blue jeans and hangs out with Kid Rock   (mlive.com) divider line 143
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2012-06-10 01:24:32 PM
Mitt thinks the following things are jokes
Getting a group of guys to hold someone down to cut off his hair.
Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.
Dressing up like a police officer and pulling over some teens and find the booze you hid in their car.

Here's the challenge for the Mittster. Persons who have been with him in his office, in his home and off the campaign trail, contend he is a humorous, decent, down-to-earth guy.

I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.
 
2012-06-10 01:26:19 PM
Whether he drinks or not, if Obama and Rmoney both invited me to their BBQ, I'd have to say I'd go to Obama's. All politics aside, he just seems like he'd be the more interesting one to hang out with. Therefore, he has my vote.

/also, I agree with more of his policies than that of Rmoney.
 
2012-06-10 01:26:55 PM
And he doesn't drink Coca-Cola, coffee, or tea, either.

/but Kool-Aid is OK
//for him AND his followers
 
2012-06-10 02:09:04 PM
I would feel ill at ease around Romney.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-06-10 02:24:30 PM
I can't get past the magic underwear deal, so the beer thing is a non-starter.
 
2012-06-10 02:34:57 PM

spongeboob: I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.


and i really want to see our kids better edumacated.
 
2012-06-10 02:37:08 PM
I wonder what kind of beer Gary Johnson likes
 
2012-06-10 02:41:08 PM
Kid Rock supports Romney?

That's as good a reason to not vote for him as any.
 
2012-06-10 02:41:09 PM
What about his mustard choice?

COULD THAT BE THE DECIDING FACTOR?
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-06-10 02:42:35 PM

hubiestubert: What about his mustard choice?


I bet he likes that bright yellow shiat.
 
2012-06-10 02:44:04 PM

cman: I wonder what kind of beer Gary Johnson likes


On his budget?

www.junedale.com
 
2012-06-10 02:45:51 PM

wee: hubiestubert: What about his mustard choice?

I bet he likes that bright yellow shiat.


We all know how much he loves the French

www.caymanshoppers.com
 
2012-06-10 02:52:27 PM

spongeboob: Mitt thinks the following things are jokes
Getting a group of guys to hold someone down to cut off his hair.
Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.
Dressing up like a police officer and pulling over some teens and find the booze you hid in their car.

Here's the challenge for the Mittster. Persons who have been with him in his office, in his home and off the campaign trail, contend he is a humorous, decent, down-to-earth guy.

I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.


Don't forget holding a gun underneath your chin. He thinks that's funny too.

//why do you take two mormons fishing with you?
///because if you only took one he'd drink all your beer.
 
2012-06-10 02:55:14 PM
Will never vote for a teetotaler, even former alcoholics. Because that says you lack self-control. But yeah, any religion that says no drinking is bullshiat.
 
2012-06-10 03:29:30 PM
This is sad, because I actually like Kid Rock. His music is just okay, but he personally is a very decent guy.
 
2012-06-10 04:09:21 PM

nekom: Whether he drinks or not, if Obama and Rmoney both invited me to their BBQ, I'd have to say I'd go to Obama's. All politics aside, he just seems like he'd be the more interesting one to hang out with. Therefore, he has my vote.

/also, I agree with more of his policies than that of Rmoney.


Plus there would probably be beer.
 
2012-06-10 04:19:21 PM

cman: I wonder what kind of beer Gary Johnson likes


Tax free homebrew
 
2012-06-10 04:20:32 PM
...Or friends that own Kid Rock.
 
2012-06-10 04:22:33 PM

Ambivalence: nekom: Whether he drinks or not, if Obama and Rmoney both invited me to their BBQ, I'd have to say I'd go to Obama's. All politics aside, he just seems like he'd be the more interesting one to hang out with. Therefore, he has my vote.

/also, I agree with more of his policies than that of Rmoney.

Plus there would probably be beer.


And women. Women who would be wearing clothes that would be "inappropriate" for church.

And more beer.

And music.

And vodak.

And red meat.

And more women and more booze.

And Joe Biden as designated driver, using his Trans-Am to bring the drunks back to the hotel.
 
2012-06-10 04:23:06 PM

Diogenes: I would feel ill at ease around Romney.


Romney would just be awkward to be around. All his jkes would end up with people going away and uncomfortable.
 
2012-06-10 04:24:51 PM

spongeboob: Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.


In his defense, that one is pretty funny.
 
2012-06-10 04:29:32 PM

spongeboob:

I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.


Come on, who doesn't think closing down a factory in Michigan and sending some of the jobs to Kenosha, WI (only to move them AGAIN overseas in a couple years!!!) is hilarious?

If you don't think that's funny, you just don't have a sense of humor. Come on, Kenosha...it's just a hilarious town!
 
2012-06-10 04:30:23 PM

kudayta: spongeboob: Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.

In his defense, that one is pretty funny.


My friends sometimes like hide and yell for the guy who is deaf in one ear and cannot locate things by sound.

/It gets old.
//Yes, I'm the deaf one
///Yelling louder doesn't help
 
2012-06-10 04:30:23 PM

King Something: Ambivalence: nekom: Whether he drinks or not, if Obama and Rmoney both invited me to their BBQ, I'd have to say I'd go to Obama's. All politics aside, he just seems like he'd be the more interesting one to hang out with. Therefore, he has my vote.

/also, I agree with more of his policies than that of Rmoney.

Plus there would probably be beer.

And women. Women who would be wearing clothes that would be "inappropriate" for church.

And more beer.

And music.

And vodak.

And red meat.

And more women and more booze.

And Joe Biden as designated driver, using his Trans-Am to bring the drunks back to the hote more beer.

 
2012-06-10 04:32:09 PM

cretinbob: spongeboob: Mitt thinks the following things are jokes
Getting a group of guys to hold someone down to cut off his hair.
Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.
Dressing up like a police officer and pulling over some teens and find the booze you hid in their car.

Here's the challenge for the Mittster. Persons who have been with him in his office, in his home and off the campaign trail, contend he is a humorous, decent, down-to-earth guy.

I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.

Don't forget holding a gun underneath your chin. He thinks that's funny too


Getting his picture taken with a bunch of young corporate raiders with money sticking out of every orifice is also considered a doozy of a knee slapper in the circles Rmoney travels in.

Also... was counter protesting people protesting the Vietnam war just before farking off to France in order to avoid serving in that war considered a "sick burn" back in prankster Mitt's day?

/Lulzbot is lulzy.
 
2012-06-10 04:33:16 PM

NeverDrunk23: Diogenes: I would feel ill at ease around Romney.

Romney would just be awkward to be around. All his jkes would end up with people going away and uncomfortable.


Also, your mother would make her famous potato salad, and Romney would look at it and say "where's this from? Is this that cheap kind from the 7-11 store?"
 
2012-06-10 04:33:18 PM
There is a pretty spirited conversation on another board I frequent about the possibility of Mitt Romney being The Zodiac Killer and dammit if the composite sketch, the timeline and the one available example of Mitt's handwriting don't match up. It started out as funny but got creepy fast. I'm not saying he was...but what if he was!?!
 
2012-06-10 04:34:04 PM
I wouldn't want to party with Romney. I'm not into Muzak.
 
2012-06-10 04:34:42 PM

Lorelle: And he doesn't drink Coca-Cola, coffee, or tea, either.

/but Kool-Aid is OK
//for him AND his followers


If Romney is elected he'll ban all of these drinks plus alcohol.

/derp
 
2012-06-10 04:35:07 PM
Mitt Romney's less the guy you want to have a beer with and more the overzealous doorman who cards someone who looks like Sam Elliot.
 
2012-06-10 04:36:48 PM
W was a dry drunk and people still wanted to drink a beer with him.
 
2012-06-10 04:38:43 PM

spongeboob: Mitt thinks the following things are jokes
Getting a group of guys to hold someone down to cut off his hair.
Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.
Dressing up like a police officer and pulling over some teens and find the booze you hid in their car.


Don't forget taking over companies, firing everyone and sending their jobs to China. Maybe not a joke per se but hi-larious.
 
2012-06-10 04:39:03 PM

spongeboob: Mitt thinks the following things are jokes
Getting a group of guys to hold someone down to cut off his hair.
Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.
Dressing up like a police officer and pulling over some teens and find the booze you hid in their car.

Here's the challenge for the Mittster. Persons who have been with him in his office, in his home and off the campaign trail, contend he is a humorous, decent, down-to-earth guy.

I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.


Conservatives don't have humor as such, but they are known to laugh angrily.
 
2012-06-10 04:39:38 PM

King Something: Ambivalence: nekom: Whether he drinks or not, if Obama and Rmoney both invited me to their BBQ, I'd have to say I'd go to Obama's. All politics aside, he just seems like he'd be the more interesting one to hang out with. Therefore, he has my vote.

/also, I agree with more of his policies than that of Rmoney.

Plus there would probably be beer.

And women. Women who would be wearing clothes that would be "inappropriate" for church.

And more beer.

And music.

And vodak.

And red meat.

And more women and more booze.

And Joe Biden as designated driver, using his Trans-Am to bring the drunks back to the hotel.


Plus I'd feel under dressed at Romney's BBQ. Obama's would be more a block party and Romney's a private affair at one of his mansions. Would feel uncomfortable about sitting on any of the furniture, walking on the grass, etc.
 
2012-06-10 04:42:10 PM

AcneVulgaris: spongeboob: Mitt thinks the following things are jokes
Getting a group of guys to hold someone down to cut off his hair.
Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.
Dressing up like a police officer and pulling over some teens and find the booze you hid in their car.

Here's the challenge for the Mittster. Persons who have been with him in his office, in his home and off the campaign trail, contend he is a humorous, decent, down-to-earth guy.

I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.

Conservatives don't have humor as such, but they are known to laugh angrily.


Mitt and his daddy thought this toddler falling on his head was pretty funny. media.mlive.com
 
2012-06-10 04:53:58 PM
I wouldn't want to go to a party with either of them. If I had to, I'd choose Romney. Only because all the fawning wide-eyed hipster acolytes at the Obama party would be a buzz kill. At least with Romney there's a chance that I could find someone at the BBQ that has a pickup and a gun, and we could ditch the lame-a-thon and go out and shoot at gophers or something.
 
2012-06-10 04:56:35 PM

Ashtrey: kudayta: spongeboob: Making a visually impaired teacher walk into a door.

In his defense, that one is pretty funny.

My friends sometimes like hide and yell for the guy who is deaf in one ear and cannot locate things by sound.

/It gets old.
//Yes, I'm the deaf one
///Yelling louder doesn't help


SO HOW DO YOU FIND THEM?
 
2012-06-10 04:58:07 PM

parkthebus: there's a chance that I could find someone at the BBQ


Well, they'll call it a BBQ, but really it'll be all the mayo on whitebread you can keep down, with a chaser of lukewarm water. That's just how they kick it in Romney's Amercia.
 
2012-06-10 04:59:28 PM

parkthebus: I wouldn't want to go to a party with either of them. If I had to, I'd choose Romney. Only because all the fawning wide-eyed hipster acolytes at the Obama party would be a buzz kill. At least with Romney there's a chance that I could find someone at the BBQ that has a pickup and a gun, and we could ditch the lame-a-thon and go out and shoot at gophers or something.


Huh, really? I don't think that many billionaires shoot gophers from their pickup, unless "Pickup" means "Limousine" and "Gophers" means "Poor people."

/This is a joke.
 
2012-06-10 05:00:21 PM
I don't want a candidate that I'd most like to have a beer with. Although Clinton was a better President than Bush and most likely Romney would be and I'd buy that motherfarker a lap dance if we were in the same titty bar but that's just coincidence.
 
2012-06-10 05:01:45 PM
Not so sure. I've been hammered several times in SLC, and (shh!) there's LDS all OVER THE PLACE there. I'm guessing that the Obama shin-dig would have a bunch of bureaucratic wonk types, labor leaders, tenured professors, and the like. Romney would probably invite a bunch of business folks and some regular guys who would definitely be willing to tie one on.
 
2012-06-10 05:04:29 PM

Mugato: I don't want a candidate that I'd most like to have a beer with. Although Clinton was a better President than Bush and most likely Romney would be and I'd buy that motherfarker a lap dance if we were in the same titty bar but that's just coincidence.


Wait, which one gets the lap dance, Clinton, Bush, or Romney?

I'll go with you, because I want to see Mitt laugh awkwardly when Jasmine parks her ass on his lap.
 
2012-06-10 05:07:00 PM

vernonFL: This is sad, because I actually like Kid Rock. His music is just okay, but he personally is a very decent guy.


Are you sure about that?
 
2012-06-10 05:08:47 PM
Here we go - the in depth analysis:

Obama V Romney

I wouldn't want to go to a barbeque with either of these people. Obama's camp would be full of elitist who do a bunch of talk about how to make the world a better place, but never actually do it. Elitist think tank people. Romney's would be a bunch of business men out for their own interest.

So then you go to the VP's - right now, Biden would win that - but who knows who Romney is going to pick, so we have to skip that until we get the decision.

Instead, you go to Ann Romney v. Michelle Obama - and I'd pick Ann Romney hands down. Michelle Obama reminds me of all the girls in high school that were nice to your face, always had to have the nicest things, and then turned on your back. Plus her supporters are batshiat crazy most of the time. (They support her based on her wardrobe and less what she's actually done.) Ann Romney reminds me of Martha Stewart, so you know there would be good food, and a decent mix of people.

Therefore, Romney barely squeaks it out without a VP nomination. (But has the potential to lose once he decides.)
 
2012-06-10 05:13:10 PM
Anyone who actually uses that sort of thing as a reason to vote for someone needs to be punched in the nuts as hard as possible.
 
2012-06-10 05:14:13 PM
On the plus side for Obama, the weed the guests bring would probably be better quality.

As for the Veep candidates for Romney, I think either Rubio (yes, I would like another Cuba Libre please) or T-paw (we could talk hockey) would swing the deal against Biden.
 
2012-06-10 05:15:15 PM

parkthebus: Not so sure. I've been hammered several times in SLC, and (shh!) there's LDS all OVER THE PLACE there. I'm guessing that the Obama shin-dig would have a bunch of bureaucratic wonk types, labor leaders, tenured professors, and the like. Romney would probably invite a bunch of business folks and some regular guys who would definitely be willing to tie one on.


Regular guys? Romney? Yeah, I can see that.
 
2012-06-10 05:16:15 PM

skilbride: Instead, you go to Ann Romney v. Michelle Obama - and I'd pick Ann Romney hands down. Michelle Obama reminds me of all the girls in high school that were nice to your face, always had to have the nicest things, and then turned on your back.


Somebody burned you bad.
 
2012-06-10 05:16:25 PM

schubie: Mitt and his daddy thought this toddler falling on his head was pretty funny.


The kid is doing a somersault.
 
2012-06-10 05:17:01 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: spongeboob: I really want to know these Persons who shares Mitt's sense of humour.

and i really want to see our kids better edumacated.


We need to teach kids that O and 0 are not interchangeable.
 
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