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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Controversy at a high-society golf club after reports of members urinating in public, golfing naked, and a trick involving someone's butt cheeks and a golf ball. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid   (ajc.com) divider line 100
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2012-06-10 03:35:49 PM
"Hey everybody, let's all go take a shower!"
 
2012-06-10 03:35:50 PM

buckeyebrain: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This article demands an answer to the age old question: which is the superior film, Caddyshack, or Caddyshack 2?

There was a Caddyshack 2?


Yes... also was a "The Jerk Too".
 
2012-06-10 03:35:58 PM
This is what happens when you go through college in a fraternity.
 
2012-06-10 03:36:17 PM

buckeyebrain


There was a Caddyshack 2?


No. No there was not.
 
2012-06-10 03:38:25 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: buckeyebrain

There was a Caddyshack 2?


No. No there was not.


You're right. It was called Caddyshack II. Still shiatty.
 
2012-06-10 03:40:09 PM
I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you,
But you were born to rub me first.
 
2012-06-10 03:41:10 PM
I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first.
 
2012-06-10 03:44:51 PM
 
2012-06-10 03:47:26 PM
FTA: It's a safe bet the correspondence was the first the club ever received that contained the words "butt cheeks."

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"On one cheek there was an 'Ha' - and on the other... 'ppy'!"
 
2012-06-10 03:47:40 PM
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2012-06-10 03:49:39 PM

Somacandra: I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you,
But you were born to rub me first.


thesloppy: I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first.


thesloppy: I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first.


So close.
 
2012-06-10 03:50:12 PM
Cinderella story
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2012-06-10 03:50:56 PM
Doesn't everybody urinate in public at the golf course?
 
2012-06-10 03:52:54 PM
See if you can remember Carl's Masters monologue here.
 
2012-06-10 04:00:28 PM

laid back w/bud light: Look I've got 6 beers in my golf bag. Do you honestly think I'm not gonna' need to piss after 4 or 5 holes? Probably again approaching the clubhouse. The guy grabbing balls with his ass deserves a tick latched onto his anus though.


Still waiting for someone to post Tycho...
 
2012-06-10 04:03:54 PM
Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!
 
2012-06-10 04:04:24 PM
No respect!
 
2012-06-10 04:05:05 PM
www.waid-observatory.com
 
2012-06-10 04:06:18 PM

studebaker hoch: [www.waid-observatory.com image 640x464]


Well played.
 
2012-06-10 04:06:54 PM
Jeez Louise, I thought you paid those expensive membership fees so you could pick up balls with your butt cheeks at will.
 
2012-06-10 04:07:32 PM
I want a hot dog. No, I want a hamburger.
 
2012-06-10 04:08:00 PM
Ahoy, Polloi. Where'd you come from, a scotch ad?
 
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2012-06-10 04:20:56 PM
 
2012-06-10 04:24:20 PM

Marcus Aurelius: See if you can remember Carl's Masters monologue here.


132/185, I thought I'd do better, but I didn't realize that 5-iron and such was a single word, also you had to type out the number (yardage).

The most fun quiz I've taken in ages, thanks.
 
2012-06-10 04:24:41 PM
I hear this thread is restricted, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, OK?
 
2012-06-10 04:36:20 PM
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
 
2012-06-10 04:38:02 PM
Look up Bob-o-Link in Highland Park. Very private, all members must be male, and riotously destructive if the stories are true.
 
2012-06-10 04:43:53 PM
 
2012-06-10 04:46:49 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-10 04:59:02 PM
Are you going to eat your fat?
 
2012-06-10 04:59:18 PM
Was David Souter involved?
 
2012-06-10 05:33:38 PM

BigMax: I want a hot dog. No, I want a hamburger.


You'll get nothing and like it!
 
2012-06-10 05:36:36 PM

cig-mkr: Will the female caddies kiss your balls for good luck?


That'll make your putter stand up.
 
2012-06-10 05:38:46 PM
A tuna colada, perhaps?
 
2012-06-10 05:43:46 PM
Have you ever seen a crisp fifty dollar bill?
 
2012-06-10 05:48:35 PM

here to help: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/oblig
//was very sad when he died


And now...Rodney Dangerfield Dancing
 
2012-06-10 05:53:45 PM
I think I know what the problem is. It's the grass. It's a hybrid. It's a cross of Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about it is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus that night on the stuff.
 
2012-06-10 06:05:20 PM

Foundling: If there isn't nude golfing than I'm not interested.


It sounds like this is not the "nude golfing" you would be interested in. Unless...
 
2012-06-10 06:12:48 PM

semiotix: As chair of the Membership Committee, so help me, if these miscreants turn out to have a vowel or a -berg or a -stein at the end of their names, I'll reinstate our Klan co-membership requirement. I can't remember why we ever got rid of it!


If they were "culturally diverse", I think people would be willing to talk. When the "Big Boys" are not talking, the perps must be VERY well connected.
 
2012-06-10 06:33:44 PM
The zen philosopher Basha once wrote that a flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.

/What's wrong with a lumber yard, I own three?
//I notice you don't spend too much time there.
///I'm not exactly sure where they are.
 
2012-06-10 06:45:01 PM
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Approves
 
2012-06-10 06:50:33 PM
It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat

But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat



/ok pookie, do the honors
 
2012-06-10 06:54:21 PM
So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
2012-06-10 07:23:23 PM
Varmint Cong.
 
2012-06-10 09:29:25 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: By the way... the LPGA is on Golf Channel right now...

/Fap?


You might find occasion to...

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2012-06-10 10:28:24 PM
This shiat's the best man, I got it from a negro. You're probably so high already you don't even know it.
 
2012-06-10 11:25:41 PM
This shiat does not happen in the ghetto golf clubs. Oh, noooo.
 
2012-06-11 12:57:46 AM
This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!
 
2012-06-11 10:28:51 AM
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
 
2012-06-11 11:00:10 AM
You take drugs, Danny?
Everyday.
Good.
 
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