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2012-06-10 01:38:33 PM
I approve of this. Too bad I can't grow one.
 
2012-06-10 02:54:39 PM
An example of a sexy beard

www.diet-weight-lose.com
 
2012-06-10 03:45:47 PM
I thought this would be a link about using straight razors.
 
2012-06-10 03:51:58 PM
I have a beard. But I still use razors to sculptures the edges.

/and the crotchal region
 
2012-06-10 03:52:14 PM
Just in time for the summer? Are there that many guys who like being itchy?
 
2012-06-10 03:52:18 PM
They were never out of fashion.
 
2012-06-10 03:52:46 PM
Nah. I look like a homeless person whacked out on double-action PCP and Crack when I get more than five days' growth.

Plus, the itching. The horrible, horrible itching.

/Zach Galifanakis can have all the beard.
 
2012-06-10 03:54:10 PM

Cythraul: I approve of this. Too bad I can't grow one.


Same here.

Also, haven't beards been back for about 2-3 years now?
 
2012-06-10 03:54:45 PM
No shares in Gillette as they were bought by Proctor & Gamble.
 
2012-06-10 03:55:26 PM
Time to invest in beard trimmers now!rewardslink.info
 
2012-06-10 03:55:27 PM
As long as we get some hardcore styles out of this fad, I'm tired of the I-forgot-to-shave-today "beard" crap. Let's get more Amish farmer, Rutherford B. Hayes, Karl Marx looking beards going in popular culture.
 
2012-06-10 03:55:47 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Just in time for the summer? Are there that many guys who like being itchy?


I've honestly never had an itching problem.
 
2012-06-10 03:56:40 PM
It's about 85 outside right now, as much as I like looking at manly beards, I doubt I'm going to see many in this area except for the aging boomers and random bikers. Do Not Want, thanks.
 
2012-06-10 03:56:43 PM
You can all thank the return of beard fashion to this man.

www.russellmoore.com

اهلا وسهلا بكم.
 
2012-06-10 03:57:38 PM

Evenbiggerknickers: An example of a sexy beard

[www.diet-weight-lose.com image 420x315]


Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.
 
2012-06-10 03:57:41 PM

Cythraul: I approve of this. Too bad I can't grow one.


My beard sucks. It's calico and I have a cowlick right above my larynx. I suppose it might look okay if I grew it out to an inch long or longer, but I'm sweating and itching just thinking about that.
 
2012-06-10 03:58:09 PM

Ashtrey: Cythraul: I approve of this. Too bad I can't grow one.

Same here.

Also, haven't beards been back for about 2-3 years now?


I had a long thick beard for a few years. I shaved it off last February now I am rocking the '90s goatee.
 
2012-06-10 03:58:17 PM
images.zap2it.com

Yes, please....
 
2012-06-10 03:58:53 PM
He doesn't go without facial hair much, but when he does he just tells the whiskers to leave and they jump right out of the follicles.
www.seibertron.com
 
2012-06-10 03:59:41 PM

TheManWho: Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.


She thought she was going to be cast for Two-Face in the sequel, so she was working on her chops.
 
2012-06-10 03:59:59 PM
For that much sought after Amish studmuffin look.
 
2012-06-10 04:00:15 PM
I have a pube beard, so no beard for me.

/oddly enough, I don't have pube pubes
//TMI
 
2012-06-10 04:00:35 PM

2xhelix: I May Be Crazy But...: Just in time for the summer? Are there that many guys who like being itchy?

I've honestly never had an itching problem.


I have a goatee, and that doesn't itch, but it does on my cheeks. Different folks are different, I guess.

/Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.
 
2012-06-10 04:01:14 PM
sp6.fotolog.com

/Crazy beard thread?
 
2012-06-10 04:01:52 PM
I'm the only male in my immediate family without a beard, which means at any kind of a reunion or holiday I'm up against three beards.
 
2012-06-10 04:02:35 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.


How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?
 
2012-06-10 04:03:03 PM

theorellior: TheManWho: Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.

She thought she was going to be cast for Two-Face in the sequel, so she was working on her chops.


Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)
 
2012-06-10 04:05:05 PM
Does this have anything to do with the Budweiser promotion where you're supposed to stop shaving because you use 5 gallons of water to shave?

That's right - they claim it needs five gallons of water to shave every day.

/my sink doesn't hold nearly that much, even filled to the top
 
2012-06-10 04:05:18 PM

theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?


Just my girlfriend if she doesn't shave for a few hours. Why? Is that not normal?
 
2012-06-10 04:06:43 PM

theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?


There's a reason why I never wear shorts.
 
2012-06-10 04:07:21 PM

theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?


My nether cheeks are rather hairy.
 
2012-06-10 04:07:46 PM
FTHL: beards are back in fashion

nyquil.org

Just in time for the new American theocracy.
 
2012-06-10 04:07:59 PM

ladyfortuna: Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)


Who would ever do that?

media.comicvine.com
 
2012-06-10 04:08:55 PM
If I start to grow a beard, after about 4 days I start to look like a hippie. And not in any sort of fashionable way, just a dirty hippie. Then after about 2 weeks I look like a bum. Instead of facial hair making me look 'rugged' I just look untidy. I'm sure if I let it grow to a good length and styled it then maybe it might look OK. But the problem is that my facial hair grows slow and isn't very dense so it would take probably 6 months to get a decent beard. I can't put up with looking like a bum for 6 months.

I look best clean shaven but I do also look OK with 1 or 2 days growth as long as I keep it tidy at the edges. And since shaving usually gives me a few spots (I'm prone to acne) I tend to just forgo shaving and just regularly trim down to stubble.
 
2012-06-10 04:09:03 PM
Nope
 
2012-06-10 04:10:18 PM

ladyfortuna: Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)


Rule 63.
 
2012-06-10 04:10:55 PM
w3.chabad.org

"We're fashionable again!

Time to celebrate!"
 
2012-06-10 04:12:04 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: ladyfortuna: Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)

Rule 63.


I meant more in terms of actual Hollywood movies or a TV show or something, not fan-fic/art.
 
2012-06-10 04:13:03 PM
How very hip.
 
2012-06-10 04:13:26 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: [sp6.fotolog.com image 500x350]

/Crazy beard thread?


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-10 04:15:21 PM

Amos Quito: "We're fashionable again!

Time to celebrate!"


Suddenly... klezmer! Thousands of them!
 
2012-06-10 04:17:40 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Which of course, leads to this:

www.dangerousminds.net
 
2012-06-10 04:17:54 PM
Geez I hate beards, they're so uncomfortable. I don't care if it becomes mandatory, I will not grow one. I once let mine grow because I was deathly ill, and the moment I could stand up for more than a few minutes at a time, I shaved that sh*t off. It felt so good to be free of the beard it was nearly orgasmic.

If you want to follow fashion and look like a dork or a devout Muslim/Amish farmer, be my guest.
 
2012-06-10 04:18:06 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: If I start to grow a beard, after about 4 days I start to look like a hippie. And not in any sort of fashionable way, just a dirty hippie. Then after about 2 weeks I look like a bum. Instead of facial hair making me look 'rugged' I just look untidy. I'm sure if I let it grow to a good length and styled it then maybe it might look OK. But the problem is that my facial hair grows slow and isn't very dense so it would take probably 6 months to get a decent beard. I can't put up with looking like a bum for 6 months.
....


True, it's an investment. Unless you have a freakishly fast growing beard, I've been told that you're going to look like crap for at least a couple of months while things grow in and fill in patchy spots. I won't try it because it just gets too itchy and I'd rather not put up with that. Shaving with anything other than a straight razor just leaves me with an asymmetrical shadow, so I have to maintain at least a few days growth.
 
2012-06-10 04:20:14 PM
Meh. Those are girly beards -- here is what a real beard looks like:

i1084.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 04:20:41 PM

ArcadianRefugee: You can all thank the return of beard fashion to this man.

[www.russellmoore.com image 460x288]

اهلا وسهلا بكم.


img4.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-10 04:26:03 PM

Smeggy Smurf: They were never out of fashion.


This.

Had my beard for over 20 years now. Sometimes it's a short one like I've had for a while and other times I'll grow it out where it's getting into Grizzly Adams territory.

Oh and this.
 
2012-06-10 04:29:00 PM

Degenz: www.seibertron.com


I approve of this message.
 
2012-06-10 04:33:15 PM

Smeggy Smurf: They were never out of fashion.


This.
 
2012-06-10 04:35:06 PM

Time to unload your stock in Gillette and Remington, beards are back in fashion


www.jonathanhilton.comwww.imfdb.org

????
 
2012-06-10 04:35:20 PM

Brubold: Smeggy Smurf: They were never out of fashion.

This.

Had my beard for over 20 years now. Sometimes it's a short one like I've had for a while and other times I'll grow it out where it's getting into Grizzly Adams territory.

Oh and this.


I have a beard, but it is because I am too lazy to shave, not because I am "too manly" not to shave.

/I can also admit this, which makes me even more manly than someone who has a beard because they are too manly to shave.
 
2012-06-10 04:41:26 PM
i911.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 04:41:28 PM

SonOfSpam: Time to unload your stock in Gillette and Remington, beards are back in fashion



????


Penn has a beard (sort of) and most guys with beards also have hunting rifles. What's not to get?
 
2012-06-10 04:42:03 PM

StrikitRich: No shares in Gillette as they were bought by Proctor & Gamble.


Procter and Gamble.
 
2012-06-10 04:51:28 PM

theorellior: Amos Quito: "We're fashionable again!

Time to celebrate!"

Suddenly... klezmer! Thousands of them!


Instantly thought of this

/sadly, video is pulled from YouTube
 
2012-06-10 04:52:54 PM
My husband gets a 5 o'clock shadow by 9am, real Homer Simpson type, so a beard is the easiest option for him. He just trims it back once a week before it gets to old testament preacher status, and it always looks tidy. As for the itching thing, he says the beard is more comfortable as it was the growth after shaving that itched.
 
2012-06-10 04:53:51 PM

theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?


Well, I braid my ass-cheek hair. Does that count as a beard?
 
2012-06-10 04:53:55 PM

ladyfortuna: theorellior: TheManWho: Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.

She thought she was going to be cast for Two-Face in the sequel, so she was working on her chops.

Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)


A female joker? Intriguing...
/male Poison Ivy? Disturbing....
 
2012-06-10 04:53:59 PM
I've had a beard for years, and never had it itch once. I find the alternative the more uncomfortable option. If I shave and then sweat, it feels like fire, I don't know how people put up with it.
 
2012-06-10 04:54:47 PM
I haven't shaved in a year, so I'm getting a kick....

/not a statement, other than Fark It, I don't have to answer to a boss
//or the ex-wife
\\\shashies for the commitment to a full on beard in south Louisiana humidity
 
2012-06-10 04:56:12 PM
anongallery.org

Photoshop shenanigans suspected.
 
2012-06-10 04:56:32 PM

dopekitty74: ladyfortuna: theorellior: TheManWho: Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.

She thought she was going to be cast for Two-Face in the sequel, so she was working on her chops.

Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)

A female joker? Intriguing...
/male Poison Ivy? Disturbing....


img690.imageshack.us

Disturbing indeed.
 
2012-06-10 04:56:38 PM
HowAboutNoBear.jpg
 
2012-06-10 05:00:42 PM
i've had a beard twice in my life. wish i could grow one again, but my boss doesn't really like them and i don't care enough to really argue it.
takes me about 3 months before it doesn't look like absolute crap.
now i just shave the old fashioned way, 2-3 times a week with a straight razor. so i usually look unshaven, but safety razors really tear up my skin, esp the neck region.
 
2012-06-10 05:02:22 PM
Well, I braid my ass-cheek hair. Does that count as a beard?

Only if you can do a comb-over with it.
 
2012-06-10 05:02:29 PM

kidsizedcoffin: dopekitty74: ladyfortuna: theorellior: TheManWho: Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.

She thought she was going to be cast for Two-Face in the sequel, so she was working on her chops.

Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)

A female joker? Intriguing...
/male Poison Ivy? Disturbing....



Disturbing indeed.


Bahahaha! I'd forgotten about that.
 
2012-06-10 05:04:30 PM
A beard thread? Oh, goody, I can break this out again.

farm5.staticflickr.com

Haven't had it that long in a good while now.
 
2012-06-10 05:06:43 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: A beard thread? Oh, goody, I can break this out again.



Haven't had it that long in a good while now.


My uncle Larry used to have a big bushy red beard like that.
/cheers!
 
2012-06-10 05:09:24 PM
well cramer said P&G was a buy. he owns it in his charitable trust
 
2012-06-10 05:10:34 PM
beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.
 
2012-06-10 05:10:49 PM
My husband is a proud member of "The Follicles Of The James" in Richmond, Va, so I'm getting a kick....
 
2012-06-10 05:11:34 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: A beard thread? Oh, goody, I can break this out again.



Haven't had it that long in a good while now.


Shouldn't you be out "occupying" something?
 
2012-06-10 05:11:45 PM
Beards are only back in fashion when your SO thinks they are.
 
2012-06-10 05:12:20 PM

no clever name here just move along: beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.


I can see where you're coming from. I certainly don't see any situation where'd I'd kiss a guy with a beard.
 
2012-06-10 05:12:57 PM
I don't know what it is about the beard, but babies and small children will stare at it for long lengths of time.
 
2012-06-10 05:14:21 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: no clever name here just move along: beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.

I can see where you're coming from. I certainly don't see any situation where'd I'd kiss a guy with a beard.


I'd kiss a guy with a beard.. And I'd do a lot more than that, too.
 
2012-06-10 05:15:13 PM

no clever name here just move along: beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.


Well, that settles it. I'm gonna go shave now because some random fat chick on the internet thinks they're gross.
 
2012-06-10 05:15:56 PM
I was at a thai restaurant once, getting something to go. I had the full red, bushy beard and I was talking to a couple of girls who were also in line. I get my food, they get theirs and we all leave. As I go my way, and they go theirs, I hear them say, "Oh My God, it's not everyday you see such abnormal hair!" Now she said it in a nice way, but still, that stung a bit.

/don't people know abnormal is pejorative?
 
2012-06-10 05:16:32 PM

Cythraul: I May Be Crazy But...: no clever name here just move along: beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.

I can see where you're coming from. I certainly don't see any situation where'd I'd kiss a guy with a beard.

I'd kiss a guy with a beard.. And I'd do a lot more than that, too.


Different strokes for different folks.
 
2012-06-10 05:19:27 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: I was at a thai restaurant once, getting something to go. I had the full red, bushy beard and I was talking to a couple of girls who were also in line. I get my food, they get theirs and we all leave. As I go my way, and they go theirs, I hear them say, "Oh My God, it's not everyday you see such abnormal hair!" Now she said it in a nice way, but still, that stung a bit.

/don't people know abnormal is pejorative?


You might consider that she meant unusual but is too stupid to know the difference. Which I guess is to say, probably she didn't know it's insulting. Also, she might not have been expecting you to hear. It's not worth worrying about that sort of comment.
 
2012-06-10 05:30:14 PM
I totally figured she was stoked but had a brain fart. I know it's unusual, but abnormal sounds like I'm a fuzzy homunculus with freckles trying to drive an Escalade.

I live on a decent/semi-decent street and it's crazy how many times I hear: "Sup, Santa?" "Big Red" "Lumberjack" "Boss" and "Chief." Though being large with a huge beard, no one farms with you.
 
2012-06-10 05:33:01 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: I live on a decent/semi-decent street and it's crazy how many times I hear: "Sup, Santa?" "Big Red" "Lumberjack" "Boss" and "Chief." Though being large with a huge beard, no one farms with you.


How you doin'?
 
2012-06-10 05:33:09 PM
Does a bear crap in the woods?
 
2012-06-10 05:34:30 PM
Everyone goes through the itching phase at first. Its because your skin is soft and smooth like a woman's breast and needs a few months to be chiseled out by a manly beard. After your beard has been worked in you can trim it to any length you like and you wont get that itchy feeling.
 
2012-06-10 05:35:34 PM

theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?


I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...
 
2012-06-10 05:36:08 PM

Snarfangel: Beards are only back in fashion when your SO thinks they are.


You got it in one.

/and points for your eloquent profile
 
2012-06-10 05:37:47 PM

jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?

I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...


That's when you bring up your waxing / shaving fetish, and say something like, "Even though you totally don't need it, since you're already smooth, I'd like to do it anyway since it turns me on."
 
2012-06-10 05:41:06 PM

jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?

I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...


I had a model in life drawing class back in college who was this gorgeous Indian girl and then she turned around and one cheek was completely covered Ina moss of black hair. Two cheeks would make sense, but only one?!
 
2012-06-10 05:43:08 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?

I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...

I had a model in life drawing class back in college who was this gorgeous Indian girl and then she turned around and one cheek was completely covered Ina moss of black hair. Two cheeks would make sense, but only one?!


Cythraul got bored halfway through, maybe?
 
2012-06-10 05:43:52 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Mawson of the Antarctic: jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?

I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...

I had a model in life drawing class back in college who was this gorgeous Indian girl and then she turned around and one cheek was completely covered Ina moss of black hair. Two cheeks would make sense, but only one?!

Cythraul got bored halfway through, maybe?


Or, as I like to call it, 'being creative.'
 
2012-06-10 05:46:00 PM

Cythraul: I May Be Crazy But...: Mawson of the Antarctic: jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

...

I had a model in life drawing class back in college who was this gorgeous Indian girl and then she turned around and one cheek was completely covered Ina moss of black hair. Two cheeks would make sense, but only one?!

Cythraul got bored halfway through, maybe?

Or, as I like to call it, 'being creative.'


Well, it WAS an art class, apparently.
 
2012-06-10 05:48:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-10 05:52:08 PM

pdkl95: [i.imgur.com image 480x333]


I have a habit of reading or hearing "UNIX" as "eunuchs." Make boring conversations with old computer science types much more interesting. But the idea of a eunuch's beard has me stumped.
 
2012-06-10 05:56:23 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: I totally figured she was stoked but had a brain fart. I know it's unusual, but abnormal sounds like I'm a fuzzy homunculus with freckles trying to drive an Escalade.

I live on a decent/semi-decent street and it's crazy how many times I hear: "Sup, Santa?" "Big Red" "Lumberjack" "Boss" and "Chief." Though being large with a huge beard, no one farms with you.


I feel that. It sucks to farm by yourself.
 
2012-06-10 06:04:33 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mawson of the Antarctic: I totally figured she was stoked but had a brain fart. I know it's unusual, but abnormal sounds like I'm a fuzzy homunculus with freckles trying to drive an Escalade.

I live on a decent/semi-decent street and it's crazy how many times I hear: "Sup, Santa?" "Big Red" "Lumberjack" "Boss" and "Chief." Though being large with a huge beard, no one farms with you.

I feel that. It sucks to farm by yourself.


True, it's a thankless job, but by Jehovah, it's an honest day's labor but I've been hoeing and rowing for so long that even Ezekiel thinks my mind is gone.
 
2012-06-10 06:05:12 PM
I've only shaved shaved 5 times in the past ten years.

Got a nice bit of trimmed stubble going on. Thanks, Wahl!

Too bad they weren't around when I was in college, It wasn't easy to trim back then and it would get so long it parted on its own.

Plus it was pitch black and my hair was light brown, I was constantly asked if I dyed it black.

Yeah, right.
 
2012-06-10 06:08:04 PM
img69.imageshack.us

Nearly 100 posts and I'm the first?


/trim my lawn
 
2012-06-10 06:08:30 PM
Ill take a big, burly man with a beard any day.

Mmmmm...bears.
 
2012-06-10 06:28:42 PM
If beards are now "in fashion", then why did Mrs. Michelle Bachmann perform so poorly in the Republican primary races?
 
2012-06-10 06:57:32 PM
hungergamesdwtc.net

/hot
 
2012-06-10 07:00:32 PM

IanMoone: [hungergamesdwtc.net image 466x470]

/hot


I don't think it's possible to pull that off with actual hair.
 
2012-06-10 07:05:32 PM
At one time, this was what a million-dollar Australian beard looked like:

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2012-06-10 07:25:12 PM
well good. I just recently decided to grow mine back out.

Was going pretty damned good during the winter. Looks even better now.
 
2012-06-10 07:37:08 PM
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2012-06-10 07:42:02 PM
i.usatoday.net
 
2012-06-10 08:26:36 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: I have a habit of reading or hearing "UNIX" as "eunuchs." Make boring conversations with old computer science types much more interesting. But the idea of a eunuch's beard has me stumped.


Back in the day I worked in a bookstore shelving the Business Section with some forays into the Computer Section, so when I got a call from a customer asking for a book what I thought was called "UNIX for the Kingdom of Heaven" I had to do a double-take.
 
2012-06-10 08:55:32 PM
Last month when my Dad was dying I shaved mine off for the first time in 25 years. Wanted him to see me one last time without it. He did a double-take when I walked into hospice.

For the moment I've left it off. Getting too much grey in it these days. I am having the damnedest time shaving my chin though. Any good suggestions for razors and shaving cream? I've been using the Shick Hydro 5 - but I have been thinking about going old school razor like I did in the 70s.
 
2012-06-10 09:33:17 PM

nanim: Snarfangel: Beards are only back in fashion when your SO thinks they are.

You got it in one.

/and points for your eloquent profile


Thanks! :)
 
2012-06-10 09:42:33 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Any good suggestions for razors and shaving cream? I've been using the Shick Hydro 5 - but I have been thinking about going old school razor like I did in the 70s.


Get a good shaving brush / mug / soap and learn to use it. Works well even with a regular disposable razor. You'll get a much more pleasant shave with it than with the canned gel / foam stuff.
 
2012-06-10 10:12:07 PM
Ted Nugent clean shaven with his Remington. But I doubt beard styles will affect Remington popularity much, especially with the double snail magazine.

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Of course the 40 round double magazine equipped Remington hanging behind Ted is nice too.
 
2012-06-10 10:13:20 PM
Count me in as a woman you lives beards. Extended snogging with stubbly men leads to very painful stubble burns. Beards are nice and soft and pleasent to spend lots of time kissing a man with one.

Plus, they are inherently masculine. Rowr.

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2012-06-10 10:35:09 PM
I realized I could grow a beard during the Bruins Cup run last year. Now my girlfriend won't let me shave it.

I'm used to it now.
 
2012-06-10 11:33:34 PM

OscarTamerz: Of course the 40 round double magazine equipped Remington hanging behind Ted is nice too.


Is that at a performance? Does that stupid fark really wave a weapon at the crows as part of his stage show?
 
2012-06-10 11:57:56 PM
Guys, if you spend as much time shaping / grooming your beard as a woman spends on her mani / pedi / brows, you probably should just sign up for gender reassignment now.
 
2012-06-11 12:28:06 AM

IrateShadow: OscarTamerz: Of course the 40 round double magazine equipped Remington hanging behind Ted is nice too.

Is that at a performance? Does that stupid fark really wave a weapon at the crows as part of his stage show?


If only he would turn the gun around and waste himself.
 
2012-06-11 12:30:46 AM
I prefer bearded clams.
 
2012-06-11 12:54:02 AM
I just shaved off my beard and moustache, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

I had a goatee/van dyke, and it had gotten a bit lopsided, so I'm going to let a
full beard grow back and then try again. I like to do this once a year or so, just
to remind myself what I really look like.
 
2012-06-11 04:28:10 AM
I shaved my beard off for the first time in over two years... Realized why I grew it in the first place and a month later it was back in place.
 
2012-06-11 08:14:06 AM
Late to the party, but can we turn this into a hot guys with beards thread?

i992.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-11 10:28:51 AM
DjangoStonereaver

I had a goatee/van dyke, and it had gotten a bit lopsided, so I'm going to let a
full beard grow back and then try again. I like to do this once a year or so, just
to remind myself what I really look like.


I used to do that, but I like how I look with a beard better so I stopped. Haven't seen my face clean shaven in 3 years. And before that was just for the few days it took to grow back after shaving to see what I looked like on my 30th. Yikes.

7+ years of full berad...
 
2012-06-11 10:59:24 AM

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I have now realized that Obama must grow a beard.
 
2012-06-12 11:55:09 AM

KiplingKat872: Late to the party, but can we turn this into a hot guys with beards thread?

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That depends, what do we get in exchange?
 
2012-06-12 12:06:56 PM

Froman: KiplingKat872: Late to the party, but can we turn this into a hot guys with beards thread?

[i992.photobucket.com image 530x799]

That depends, what do we get in exchange?


All the boobies threads, or threads that are turned into boobies threads, that appear at least a 10:1 raito to wiener threads?
 
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