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2012-06-10 04:35:20 PM

Brubold: Smeggy Smurf: They were never out of fashion.

This.

Had my beard for over 20 years now. Sometimes it's a short one like I've had for a while and other times I'll grow it out where it's getting into Grizzly Adams territory.

Oh and this.


I have a beard, but it is because I am too lazy to shave, not because I am "too manly" not to shave.

/I can also admit this, which makes me even more manly than someone who has a beard because they are too manly to shave.
 
2012-06-10 04:41:26 PM
i911.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 04:41:28 PM

SonOfSpam: Time to unload your stock in Gillette and Remington, beards are back in fashion



????


Penn has a beard (sort of) and most guys with beards also have hunting rifles. What's not to get?
 
2012-06-10 04:42:03 PM

StrikitRich: No shares in Gillette as they were bought by Proctor & Gamble.


Procter and Gamble.
 
2012-06-10 04:51:28 PM

theorellior: Amos Quito: "We're fashionable again!

Time to celebrate!"

Suddenly... klezmer! Thousands of them!


Instantly thought of this

/sadly, video is pulled from YouTube
 
2012-06-10 04:52:54 PM
My husband gets a 5 o'clock shadow by 9am, real Homer Simpson type, so a beard is the easiest option for him. He just trims it back once a week before it gets to old testament preacher status, and it always looks tidy. As for the itching thing, he says the beard is more comfortable as it was the growth after shaving that itched.
 
2012-06-10 04:53:51 PM

theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?


Well, I braid my ass-cheek hair. Does that count as a beard?
 
2012-06-10 04:53:55 PM

ladyfortuna: theorellior: TheManWho: Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.

She thought she was going to be cast for Two-Face in the sequel, so she was working on her chops.

Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)


A female joker? Intriguing...
/male Poison Ivy? Disturbing....
 
2012-06-10 04:53:59 PM
I've had a beard for years, and never had it itch once. I find the alternative the more uncomfortable option. If I shave and then sweat, it feels like fire, I don't know how people put up with it.
 
2012-06-10 04:54:47 PM
I haven't shaved in a year, so I'm getting a kick....

/not a statement, other than Fark It, I don't have to answer to a boss
//or the ex-wife
\\\shashies for the commitment to a full on beard in south Louisiana humidity
 
2012-06-10 04:56:12 PM
anongallery.org

Photoshop shenanigans suspected.
 
2012-06-10 04:56:32 PM

dopekitty74: ladyfortuna: theorellior: TheManWho: Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.

She thought she was going to be cast for Two-Face in the sequel, so she was working on her chops.

Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)

A female joker? Intriguing...
/male Poison Ivy? Disturbing....


img690.imageshack.us

Disturbing indeed.
 
2012-06-10 04:56:38 PM
HowAboutNoBear.jpg
 
2012-06-10 05:00:42 PM
i've had a beard twice in my life. wish i could grow one again, but my boss doesn't really like them and i don't care enough to really argue it.
takes me about 3 months before it doesn't look like absolute crap.
now i just shave the old fashioned way, 2-3 times a week with a straight razor. so i usually look unshaven, but safety razors really tear up my skin, esp the neck region.
 
2012-06-10 05:02:22 PM
Well, I braid my ass-cheek hair. Does that count as a beard?

Only if you can do a comb-over with it.
 
2012-06-10 05:02:29 PM

kidsizedcoffin: dopekitty74: ladyfortuna: theorellior: TheManWho: Off topic, but I've only ever seen her in "Batman Begins". Does she always talk out of one side of her mouth like she did in that? I was sure she was a stroke victim.

She thought she was going to be cast for Two-Face in the sequel, so she was working on her chops.

Oh man, could you imagine if they started switching up genders on the villains in the Batman stories? How odd would that be... (Never read the actual comics much so if they already did this, feel free to correct me)

A female joker? Intriguing...
/male Poison Ivy? Disturbing....



Disturbing indeed.


Bahahaha! I'd forgotten about that.
 
2012-06-10 05:04:30 PM
A beard thread? Oh, goody, I can break this out again.

farm5.staticflickr.com

Haven't had it that long in a good while now.
 
2012-06-10 05:06:43 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: A beard thread? Oh, goody, I can break this out again.



Haven't had it that long in a good while now.


My uncle Larry used to have a big bushy red beard like that.
/cheers!
 
2012-06-10 05:09:24 PM
well cramer said P&G was a buy. he owns it in his charitable trust
 
2012-06-10 05:10:34 PM
beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.
 
2012-06-10 05:10:49 PM
My husband is a proud member of "The Follicles Of The James" in Richmond, Va, so I'm getting a kick....
 
2012-06-10 05:11:34 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: A beard thread? Oh, goody, I can break this out again.



Haven't had it that long in a good while now.


Shouldn't you be out "occupying" something?
 
2012-06-10 05:11:45 PM
Beards are only back in fashion when your SO thinks they are.
 
2012-06-10 05:12:20 PM

no clever name here just move along: beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.


I can see where you're coming from. I certainly don't see any situation where'd I'd kiss a guy with a beard.
 
2012-06-10 05:12:57 PM
I don't know what it is about the beard, but babies and small children will stare at it for long lengths of time.
 
2012-06-10 05:14:21 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: no clever name here just move along: beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.

I can see where you're coming from. I certainly don't see any situation where'd I'd kiss a guy with a beard.


I'd kiss a guy with a beard.. And I'd do a lot more than that, too.
 
2012-06-10 05:15:13 PM

no clever name here just move along: beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.


Well, that settles it. I'm gonna go shave now because some random fat chick on the internet thinks they're gross.
 
2012-06-10 05:15:56 PM
I was at a thai restaurant once, getting something to go. I had the full red, bushy beard and I was talking to a couple of girls who were also in line. I get my food, they get theirs and we all leave. As I go my way, and they go theirs, I hear them say, "Oh My God, it's not everyday you see such abnormal hair!" Now she said it in a nice way, but still, that stung a bit.

/don't people know abnormal is pejorative?
 
2012-06-10 05:16:32 PM

Cythraul: I May Be Crazy But...: no clever name here just move along: beards are gross. sorry, that's just this woman's opinion.

I can see where you're coming from. I certainly don't see any situation where'd I'd kiss a guy with a beard.

I'd kiss a guy with a beard.. And I'd do a lot more than that, too.


Different strokes for different folks.
 
2012-06-10 05:19:27 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: I was at a thai restaurant once, getting something to go. I had the full red, bushy beard and I was talking to a couple of girls who were also in line. I get my food, they get theirs and we all leave. As I go my way, and they go theirs, I hear them say, "Oh My God, it's not everyday you see such abnormal hair!" Now she said it in a nice way, but still, that stung a bit.

/don't people know abnormal is pejorative?


You might consider that she meant unusual but is too stupid to know the difference. Which I guess is to say, probably she didn't know it's insulting. Also, she might not have been expecting you to hear. It's not worth worrying about that sort of comment.
 
2012-06-10 05:30:14 PM
I totally figured she was stoked but had a brain fart. I know it's unusual, but abnormal sounds like I'm a fuzzy homunculus with freckles trying to drive an Escalade.

I live on a decent/semi-decent street and it's crazy how many times I hear: "Sup, Santa?" "Big Red" "Lumberjack" "Boss" and "Chief." Though being large with a huge beard, no one farms with you.
 
2012-06-10 05:33:01 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: I live on a decent/semi-decent street and it's crazy how many times I hear: "Sup, Santa?" "Big Red" "Lumberjack" "Boss" and "Chief." Though being large with a huge beard, no one farms with you.


How you doin'?
 
2012-06-10 05:33:09 PM
Does a bear crap in the woods?
 
2012-06-10 05:34:30 PM
Everyone goes through the itching phase at first. Its because your skin is soft and smooth like a woman's breast and needs a few months to be chiseled out by a manly beard. After your beard has been worked in you can trim it to any length you like and you wont get that itchy feeling.
 
2012-06-10 05:35:34 PM

theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?


I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...
 
2012-06-10 05:36:08 PM

Snarfangel: Beards are only back in fashion when your SO thinks they are.


You got it in one.

/and points for your eloquent profile
 
2012-06-10 05:37:47 PM

jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?

I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...


That's when you bring up your waxing / shaving fetish, and say something like, "Even though you totally don't need it, since you're already smooth, I'd like to do it anyway since it turns me on."
 
2012-06-10 05:41:06 PM

jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?

I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...


I had a model in life drawing class back in college who was this gorgeous Indian girl and then she turned around and one cheek was completely covered Ina moss of black hair. Two cheeks would make sense, but only one?!
 
2012-06-10 05:43:08 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?

I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...

I had a model in life drawing class back in college who was this gorgeous Indian girl and then she turned around and one cheek was completely covered Ina moss of black hair. Two cheeks would make sense, but only one?!


Cythraul got bored halfway through, maybe?
 
2012-06-10 05:43:52 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Mawson of the Antarctic: jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

How many people do you know with a beard on their nether cheeks?

I know it's superficial of me, but I've had chances with a couple exotic girls (an Italian girl and a Turkish girl) who were otherwise damned attractive, and even were (against all odds) attracted to me, but simply had too much body hair, including fuzzy butts. I just couldn't get past it.

I'm sure there are guys out there that are okay with it, or even like it, but damn when you're dancing dirty and put your hand down their back and it's fuzzy it's a deal breaker, even when I'm drunk.

// and I have low standards otherwise, and am no prize myself ...

I had a model in life drawing class back in college who was this gorgeous Indian girl and then she turned around and one cheek was completely covered Ina moss of black hair. Two cheeks would make sense, but only one?!

Cythraul got bored halfway through, maybe?


Or, as I like to call it, 'being creative.'
 
2012-06-10 05:46:00 PM

Cythraul: I May Be Crazy But...: Mawson of the Antarctic: jabelar: theorellior: I May Be Crazy But...: /Not THOSE cheeks. Get your mind out of the gutter.

...

I had a model in life drawing class back in college who was this gorgeous Indian girl and then she turned around and one cheek was completely covered Ina moss of black hair. Two cheeks would make sense, but only one?!

Cythraul got bored halfway through, maybe?

Or, as I like to call it, 'being creative.'


Well, it WAS an art class, apparently.
 
2012-06-10 05:48:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-10 05:52:08 PM

pdkl95: [i.imgur.com image 480x333]


I have a habit of reading or hearing "UNIX" as "eunuchs." Make boring conversations with old computer science types much more interesting. But the idea of a eunuch's beard has me stumped.
 
2012-06-10 05:56:23 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: I totally figured she was stoked but had a brain fart. I know it's unusual, but abnormal sounds like I'm a fuzzy homunculus with freckles trying to drive an Escalade.

I live on a decent/semi-decent street and it's crazy how many times I hear: "Sup, Santa?" "Big Red" "Lumberjack" "Boss" and "Chief." Though being large with a huge beard, no one farms with you.


I feel that. It sucks to farm by yourself.
 
2012-06-10 06:04:33 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mawson of the Antarctic: I totally figured she was stoked but had a brain fart. I know it's unusual, but abnormal sounds like I'm a fuzzy homunculus with freckles trying to drive an Escalade.

I live on a decent/semi-decent street and it's crazy how many times I hear: "Sup, Santa?" "Big Red" "Lumberjack" "Boss" and "Chief." Though being large with a huge beard, no one farms with you.

I feel that. It sucks to farm by yourself.


True, it's a thankless job, but by Jehovah, it's an honest day's labor but I've been hoeing and rowing for so long that even Ezekiel thinks my mind is gone.
 
2012-06-10 06:05:12 PM
I've only shaved shaved 5 times in the past ten years.

Got a nice bit of trimmed stubble going on. Thanks, Wahl!

Too bad they weren't around when I was in college, It wasn't easy to trim back then and it would get so long it parted on its own.

Plus it was pitch black and my hair was light brown, I was constantly asked if I dyed it black.

Yeah, right.
 
2012-06-10 06:08:04 PM
img69.imageshack.us

Nearly 100 posts and I'm the first?


/trim my lawn
 
2012-06-10 06:08:30 PM
Ill take a big, burly man with a beard any day.

Mmmmm...bears.
 
2012-06-10 06:28:42 PM
If beards are now "in fashion", then why did Mrs. Michelle Bachmann perform so poorly in the Republican primary races?
 
2012-06-10 06:57:32 PM
hungergamesdwtc.net

/hot
 
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