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(Quad City Times)   Grandmother and her 12 year-old grandson are the most recent graduates of a Clown College. With JESUS CHRIST THEY WANT MY SOUL pic   (qctimes.com) divider line 59
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2012-06-10 01:43:16 PM
"I will thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."
 
2012-06-10 02:27:35 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! !

scary.
 
2012-06-10 02:28:23 PM
Kid looks a little light in the loafers
 
2012-06-10 02:28:48 PM
I'm sure they got business degrees.
 
2012-06-10 02:31:37 PM
Unless they are using flesh-colored facepaint, those "clowns" don't even come close to COAI requirements. If they ARE using flesh-colored facepaint, creep-farking-tastic! Either way, bad clown, no biscuit.
 
2012-06-10 02:32:00 PM
We all float down here.
 
2012-06-10 02:32:40 PM

TravisBickle62: Kid looks a little light in the loafers


Yeah, something tells me that he's mostly using this class as an excuse to wear makeup.
 
2012-06-10 02:33:00 PM
Forgive me for being a pessimist, but a skinny 12-year old kid whose last name is awfully close to "Balls Sore" and went to school to be a clown.

That kid's gonna get the crap kicked out of him. Or at least teased mercilessly.

Fast forward twenty years or so and they're going to start finding bodies in the weeds off the interstate with covered in clown white with noisemakers shoved up their noses...

But maybe I'm just too dark.
 
2012-06-10 02:34:33 PM

DoughyGuy: Forgive me for being a pessimist, but a skinny 12-year old kid whose last name is awfully close to "Balls Sore" and went to school to be a clown.

That kid's gonna get the crap kicked out of him. Or at least teased mercilessly.

Fast forward twenty years or so and they're going to start finding bodies in the weeds off the interstate with covered in clown white with noisemakers shoved up their noses...

But maybe I'm just too dark.


Hey, when you're calling out clowns, why beat around the bush(es)?
 
2012-06-10 02:40:55 PM
I like laughing as well as the next person and I have been known to make quite a few festive balloon hats and animals in my time, but clowns just don't do it for me. Not even clown porn.
 
2012-06-10 02:41:04 PM
When I read clown college and saw it was the QC times the first thing I thought was 'Scott sucks, but that's a little harsh'

/didn't know there was an actual clown college here

//scary
 
2012-06-10 02:41:40 PM
adn.blam.be

Clown College? You can't eat that.
 
2012-06-10 02:41:51 PM
Where the hell is CPS when you need them?
 
2012-06-10 02:46:47 PM
www.badhaven.com
 
2012-06-10 02:48:08 PM
i46.tinypic.com

/FTFM
 
2012-06-10 02:49:45 PM
puberty is going to hit that kid like the fist of an angry god, and it won't be pretty.
 
2012-06-10 02:53:10 PM
Beat me to it, TheShavingofOccam123
 
2012-06-10 02:55:18 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

MOTHER OF GOD
 
2012-06-10 02:55:39 PM
And we now have a new #1 in the "Things that will sure you get bullied" list.
 
2012-06-10 02:55:56 PM
**Why aren't you allowed to incinerate clowns?

they burn funny

**What's the difference between a dead cat in the road and a dead clown in the road?

There's skid marks in front of the dead cat

**What's better than a clown falling out of a window?

another one below him
 
2012-06-10 02:56:13 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-10 02:56:51 PM
"To eliminate the middleman we started an account in the bully's name at the bank and simply deposit lunch money every day."
 
2012-06-10 02:57:48 PM

epyonyx: Beat me to it, TheShavingofOccam123


It's my favorite Simpsons episode.

/burn that seat
/those pants are supposed to be baggy
/I put all my money on the tenor
 
2012-06-10 02:57:57 PM
I hate, hate, HATE clowns. They are scary, creepy, and gross. Anyone who wants to play with children behind the anonymity of face paint just is not right in the head. Hell is not fire, brimstone, eternal torture. Hell is not thirst and hunger and agony. Hell is nothing but clowns. . .all day. . all night. . for all eternity.
 
2012-06-10 03:00:19 PM
Okay you two, now tell us how farking magnets work!
 
2012-06-10 03:03:22 PM

Makh: "I will thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."


Came for that. Leaving satisfied to see that it's #1.
 
2012-06-10 03:08:41 PM
inkarttattoos.com

Thank you GIS, without you I'd have never know this exists....
 
2012-06-10 03:09:36 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: epyonyx: Beat me to it, TheShavingofOccam123

It's my favorite Simpsons episode.

/burn that seat
/those pants are supposed to be baggy
/I put all my money on the tenor


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SEATTLE!!!!
 
2012-06-10 03:11:11 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-10 03:11:16 PM
Whenever clowns are mentioned, this is the first thing I think of -

i.imgur.com

I will never understand why anyone would find a clown "funny." More appropriate words that come to mind are - pathetic, delusional, deranged - and the list could go on...
 
2012-06-10 03:11:56 PM
Oh the kid will be fine. He'll grow up, smoke some weed, do slightly more than average rebellious stuff in his teens and early twenties, and end up banging girls with forearm tats and septum rings. In my experience, that's what going to clown college with grandma at 12 will get you.
 
2012-06-10 03:17:29 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-10 03:19:03 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 03:19:42 PM
i46.tinypic.com

I'm guessing this kids gets his underwear pulled over his head regularly.
 
2012-06-10 03:24:37 PM
Wow. Instead of bullying him, why aren't we encouraging his sweet/weird behavior? Why do we have to be the bullies?

/welcome to Fark
 
2012-06-10 03:29:22 PM
Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J have really softened their look since revealing that they've been a Christian act this whole time.
 
2012-06-10 03:31:03 PM
 
2012-06-10 03:36:27 PM
 
2012-06-10 03:41:38 PM

epyonyx: Beat me to it, TheShavingofOccam123

 
2012-06-10 03:55:04 PM
They went to FSU?
 
2012-06-10 03:58:06 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
media.tumblr.com

My nightmares are now yours.

/it's the only way.
//And I'm not even afraid of clowns...but clown nurses? Farking shiat.
 
2012-06-10 03:59:47 PM
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me!
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me!
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me!
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me!
 
2012-06-10 04:02:23 PM
Still better than the Whore College subby's mom went to.

/guess how she paid her way through?
//Actualy she had a job at Borders. Yeah, I know, I was suprised too.
 
2012-06-10 04:11:09 PM
Idunno they just look like a couple of lame tourists to me. Am I missing something?
 
2012-06-10 04:19:39 PM

assjuice: They went to FSU?


Eff you, buddy.
 
2012-06-10 04:46:41 PM

xebeche_tzu: I'm sure they got business degrees.


Funny you should mention that, my sister having found no relevant work with a bachelors in art and design decided to take on this endeavor as a way to make extra money, and she has made more money in a single day than all week several times in gigs. Granted, she looks far less scary than that and goes all out with makeup. And yes, she was at this college this past week for a few workshops. It isn't no Barnum and Bailey clown college (yes, they are considered the Harvard of Clown colleges), but this is a good place for amateurs to get their feet wet.
 
2012-06-10 05:00:37 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN

CLASS OF 2012
 
2012-06-10 05:16:48 PM
www.seinfeld-fan.net
 
2012-06-10 05:19:27 PM
With the size of 12 year olds these days, I wasn't sure which was which.
 
2012-06-10 05:57:26 PM

MythDragon: [26.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
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My nightmares are now yours.

/it's the only way.
//And I'm not even afraid of clowns...but clown nurses? Farking shiat.


If Jake's cool with 'em, they're okay by me.
 
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