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2012-06-10 01:40:47 PM
"Nobody Bothers Me"
 
2012-06-10 01:41:49 PM
Doh!
 
2012-06-10 01:42:14 PM
That's not the kata I learned, damn it.
 
2012-06-10 01:44:24 PM
Ugh, I took Tae Kwon Do as a kid, and years later I ran into a girl who had gone to the same academy. We hung out for a bit and she told me how the instructor would take her into the office for "private sessions" and expose himself to her. She was like 8 or 9 at the time. Creepy guy. Still runs an academy in town.
 
2012-06-10 01:45:51 PM
evidently his last job did not challenge his skills enough.....
 
2012-06-10 01:54:16 PM
Swept the Leg, did he?
 
2012-06-10 01:58:46 PM
Ped kwan do strikes again, eh ? This is what you get for dumping your kid off at an unlicensed daycare.
 
2012-06-10 01:59:51 PM
Kill Englebert
 
2012-06-10 02:02:18 PM

buckeyebrain: Swept the Leg


Somebody had to say it
 
2012-06-10 02:09:17 PM
I must be the only person that had a normal instructor for tae kwon do in the entire country. Bunch a fecking wierdoes at otther schools...
 
2012-06-10 02:19:43 PM
Did he practicing Tae Ped Do?
 
2012-06-10 02:20:48 PM
www.american-buddha.com

So you see, the situation requires that you suck my cock.
 
2012-06-10 02:22:08 PM

WHO'S THE MASTER?!?!?


Sho-Muff!

 
2012-06-10 02:25:20 PM
Gary Plauche's son was abducted and molested by his karate instructor. They were traked down and the boy was saved. When the creep was flown back to town for trial Gary Plauche took justice into his own hand.
Linkpossibly nsfw. Has comments from his son.
 
2012-06-10 02:27:12 PM
netbrawl.com

now that I think about it, there is something very wrong here.
 
2012-06-10 02:27:50 PM
What's "tae kwan do" -- "the art of punching and figure skating"?
 
2012-06-10 02:29:47 PM
* Er, "'the art of kicking and figure skating'?"

/rotsky, sort of
 
2012-06-10 02:32:49 PM
Oh great now Karate and Akido instructors will appear in the thread and start talking bout how superior they and their art are.
 
2012-06-10 02:35:36 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ugh, I took Tae Kwon Do as a kid, and years later I ran into a girl who had gone to the same academy. We hung out for a bit and she told me how the instructor would take her into the office for "private sessions" and expose himself to her. She was like 8 or 9 at the time. Creepy guy. Still runs an academy in town.


And neither you nor anyone else has brought it to the attention of the law? So how many other girls have been assaulted while you do nothing?
 
2012-06-10 02:37:31 PM
Daniel San pants on pants off.
 
2012-06-10 02:37:45 PM
I do Aikido and you don't have creepy stuff like that in Aikido. It wouldn't work with the martial art's mindset.

And Karate too.
 
2012-06-10 02:43:58 PM

Killroy69: I do Aikido and you don't have creepy stuff like that in Aikido. It wouldn't work with the martial art's mindset.



First of all aikido is not a martial art it is an excuse for retards to wear dresses and hold hands so it's not exactly surprising when this happens

And Karate too.


Red Shirt Blues: beat me to it. Gotta' love the ending on that one.
 
2012-06-10 02:44:31 PM

Killroy69: I do Aikido and you don't have creepy stuff like that in Aikido. It wouldn't work with the martial art's mindset.


Are you forgetting the rich tradition of pederast samurai in ancient Japan?
 
2012-06-10 03:01:36 PM
 
2012-06-10 03:04:20 PM
I took Tae Kwon Do back when I was 8 or so. I have a very vivid memory of our instructor punishing kids for talking and messing around by pulling them in front of the class (co-ed btw) and putting them over his knee, exposing their buttocks, and spanking them. It happened to me once, most embarrassing thing I can remember. That's about when I lost my interest in going to classes.

Didn't mess me up too bad but it definitely made an impact on me.
 
2012-06-10 03:06:11 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ugh, I took Tae Kwon Do as a kid, and years later I ran into a girl who had gone to the same academy. We hung out for a bit and she told me how the instructor would take her into the office for "private sessions" and expose himself to her. She was like 8 or 9 at the time. Creepy guy. Still runs an academy in town.

And neither you nor anyone else has brought it to the attention of the law? So how many other girls have been assaulted while you do nothing?


THIS! Might as well just invite Jerry Sandusky to the academy while you're at it, so the boys don't feel left out.
 
2012-06-10 03:10:26 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ugh, I took Tae Kwon Do as a kid, and years later I ran into a girl who had gone to the same academy. We hung out for a bit and she told me how the instructor would take her into the office for "private sessions" and expose himself to her. She was like 8 or 9 at the time. Creepy guy. Still runs an academy in town.

And neither you nor anyone else has brought it to the attention of the law? So how many other girls have been assaulted while you do nothing?


I have no clue if she was telling the truth or not.
 
2012-06-10 03:14:49 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Agent Smiths Laugh: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ugh, I took Tae Kwon Do as a kid, and years later I ran into a girl who had gone to the same academy. We hung out for a bit and she told me how the instructor would take her into the office for "private sessions" and expose himself to her. She was like 8 or 9 at the time. Creepy guy. Still runs an academy in town.

And neither you nor anyone else has brought it to the attention of the law? So how many other girls have been assaulted while you do nothing?

I have no clue if she was telling the truth or not.


So you chose the route of apathy rather than investigation.
 
2012-06-10 03:23:54 PM
Eggselent muttonchops.
 
2012-06-10 03:24:35 PM
Don't look at me. I've never been to Florida.
 
2012-06-10 03:30:12 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Agent Smiths Laugh: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ugh, I took Tae Kwon Do as a kid, and years later I ran into a girl who had gone to the same academy. We hung out for a bit and she told me how the instructor would take her into the office for "private sessions" and expose himself to her. She was like 8 or 9 at the time. Creepy guy. Still runs an academy in town.

And neither you nor anyone else has brought it to the attention of the law? So how many other girls have been assaulted while you do nothing?

I have no clue if she was telling the truth or not.

So you chose the route of apathy rather than investigation.


Or maybe the route of not jumping to the wrong conclusion and ruining innocent lives. Just ask the students of Duke University how it feels
 
2012-06-10 03:32:29 PM
Starla is gonna be pissed.
 
2012-06-10 03:33:03 PM

Trance750: Agent Smiths Laugh: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Agent Smiths Laugh: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ugh, I took Tae Kwon Do as a kid, and years later I ran into a girl who had gone to the same academy. We hung out for a bit and she told me how the instructor would take her into the office for "private sessions" and expose himself to her. She was like 8 or 9 at the time. Creepy guy. Still runs an academy in town.

And neither you nor anyone else has brought it to the attention of the law? So how many other girls have been assaulted while you do nothing?

I have no clue if she was telling the truth or not.

So you chose the route of apathy rather than investigation.

Or maybe the route of not jumping to the wrong conclusion and ruining innocent lives. Just ask the students of Duke University how it feels


Perhaps an anonymous tip to the authorities might have at least motivated professionals to take a look. Perhaps.
 
2012-06-10 03:41:33 PM

Red Shirt Blues: Gary Plauche's son was abducted and molested by his karate instructor. They were traked down and the boy was saved. When the creep was flown back to town for trial Gary Plauche took justice into his own hand.
Linkpossibly nsfw. Has comments from his son.


Wish this could happen more often. I feel like there's too many people in the world today that need a good bullet to the head, and so few of them actually receive one.
 
2012-06-10 03:46:26 PM

One Bad Apple: Ped kwan do strikes again, eh ? This is what you get for dumping your kid off at an unlicensed daycare.



Odds you'll post shiat like this on the internet: 100%

Odds you'll say shiat like this to a victim or family of a victim: 0%

/don't be a coward
//be a man and take your trolling to the real world
 
2012-06-10 03:48:31 PM
Never tell me the odds
 
2012-06-10 04:04:46 PM

Gergesa: Oh great now Karate and Akido instructors will appear in the thread and start talking bout how superior they and their art are.


Tae Kwon Do is pretty useless, but so is Karate and Aikido.

Muay Thai and boxing are far better striking arts
 
2012-06-10 04:38:21 PM

machoprogrammer: Gergesa: Oh great now Karate and Akido instructors will appear in the thread and start talking bout how superior they and their art are.

Tae Kwon Do is pretty useless, but so is Karate and Aikido.

Muay Thai and boxing are far better striking arts


I take offense to your assessment, sir. Now please wait a moment while I stretch and limber up so I send a furious combination of fancy kicks your way.
 
2012-06-10 05:08:26 PM

bonobo73: machoprogrammer: Gergesa: Oh great now Karate and Akido instructors will appear in the thread and start talking bout how superior they and their art are.

Tae Kwon Do is pretty useless, but so is Karate and Aikido.

Muay Thai and boxing are far better striking arts

I take offense to your assessment, sir. Now please wait a moment while I stretch and limber up so I send a furious combination of fancy kicks your way.


Yes, but how loud will you be yelling while you strike? I find that the louder and more guttural the yell, the more effective the martial art.
 
2012-06-10 05:15:33 PM
My sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a senpei. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a senpei is, but it's equally as respected as a sensei.
 
2012-06-10 05:22:48 PM

moviemarketing: My sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a senpei. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a senpei is, but it's equally as respected as a sensei.


Uh huh. And I took a crap this morning that was, frankly, heroic. They ought to put a statue up for me, kind of thing.
 
2012-06-10 08:31:26 PM
www.millionaireplayboy.com
/hot
 
2012-06-11 08:45:33 AM
 
2012-06-11 10:11:59 AM
www.local10.com

Why did they get the guy who takes bigfoot and UFO photos to take his picture?
 
2012-06-11 11:21:33 AM

moviemarketing: My sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a senpei. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a senpei is, but it's equally as respected as a sensei.


Do you mean "senpai" as in "upperclassman"? You hold a higher rank than your kohai, of course Japanese societal roles would have them respect you. More respect than a peer, but still just an assistant 'teach.

/something about your post annoyed me.
//felt the need to piss in Cheerios.
///had a rough weekend.
////now I return you to your usual farking.
//srashies
 
2012-06-11 11:33:02 AM
As a taekwond-do practitioner, we're always taught to knock our underage victims out *before* we sexually abuse them.

/you're doing it wrong
 
2012-06-11 12:54:02 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: moviemarketing: My sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a senpei. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a senpei is, but it's equally as respected as a sensei.

Do you mean "senpai" as in "upperclassman"? You hold a higher rank than your kohai, of course Japanese societal roles would have them respect you. More respect than a peer, but still just an assistant 'teach.


Are you trying to deny the awesome power of my mighty purple belt?
 
2012-06-12 06:44:44 AM

moviemarketing: CtrlAltDestroy: moviemarketing: My sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a senpei. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a senpei is, but it's equally as respected as a sensei.

Do you mean "senpai" as in "upperclassman"? You hold a higher rank than your kohai, of course Japanese societal roles would have them respect you. More respect than a peer, but still just an assistant 'teach.


Are you trying to deny the awesome power of my mighty purple belt?


'Couse not. I'm sure it looks fabulous on you.

Seriously though, congrats. Now that my life as become more stable I want to get into martial arts.

/But not tae kwon do
//Something useful
 
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