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(ESPN)   Logano may have set a new track record in qualifying, but It's not like all 36 other drivers also broke the old record...oh wait, they did? Okay then. Let's see if raw speed is enough to tame the Poconos 400, 1pm ET on TNT   (espn.go.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Joey Logano, Poconos, Pocono Raceway, ARCA, Rusty Wallace, Greg Biffle, Mark Martin, stock cars  
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372 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Jun 2012 at 12:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-10 09:46:34 AM  
After last week's travesty, I'm just gonna leave this here for TKat:

FULL PAUR NAUGH!!!!!! STAAT RUBBING NAUGH!!!!!

/best Arnold impersonation I can do
 
2012-06-10 10:10:20 AM  
i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-10 11:06:05 AM  
A crazy track to begin with, and now re-paved. Could be interesting.

Just don't have half the drivers who could win a race crash out on lap 10, m'kay?
 
2012-06-10 12:02:11 PM  
How do you tame an inanimate object?
 
2012-06-10 12:05:22 PM  
Go 88!
Here we go TNT, let's see if you can make us love you this season.

/Anybody but Jimmeh!!
 
2012-06-10 12:06:04 PM  
Who are these clowns?? Where's Daryl?!
 
2012-06-10 12:06:06 PM  
And no Canadian GP thread incoming? Or is there one that hasn't been greened yet?
 
2012-06-10 12:07:41 PM  
jj is cheating again
 
2012-06-10 12:09:25 PM  
Go Mark! Go Joey! Go Burton! Go Jr.! Go Biff!

Now watch, they'll all wreck.
 
2012-06-10 12:12:04 PM  
I bet old Doc Matioli is spinning in his grave since they shortened this to 400 miles.
He once said" over my dead body" would it be changed.
 
2012-06-10 12:12:26 PM  

downstairs: A crazy track to begin with, and now re-paved. Could be interesting.

Just don't have half the drivers who could win a race crash out on lap 10, m'kay?


From the sounds of it, the new surface is crazy fast (for Pocono), and in practice the teams found that putting a set of scuffed tires back on the car helped even more, so we could expect some stratgery late in the race on any yellow-flag stop that is *just* outside the normal fuel window for the end of the race (or, even better, a yellow flag that drops just *after* their last green-flag stop inside the fuel window). However, before that last pit stop, expect a fairly bland race, due to everyone trying to save their cars until they get their last pit stops in.
 
2012-06-10 12:14:12 PM  
35 others, subby. I'm pretty sure they counted Logano in that number.
 
2012-06-10 12:21:24 PM  
I already miss FOX's coverage
 
2012-06-10 12:22:54 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I already miss FOX's coverage


You win the thread, I'm only surprised it took someone this long to utter those words :).
 
2012-06-10 12:26:14 PM  

ClavellBCMI: However, before that last pit stop, expect a fairly bland race, due to everyone trying to save their cars until they get their last pit stops in.


God I hope not. Although I suppose that's common when you're racing what is essentially a new track. You're just trying to keep your position (plus or minus a few spots) and get the feel for the track.
 
2012-06-10 12:26:23 PM  
Let's see how well this feed I'm using holds up...
 
2012-06-10 12:28:14 PM  
i.a.cnn.net

"Anybody miss me?"


"No?"

/goes back to obscurity
 
2012-06-10 12:29:18 PM  
Jeeze, TNT, you are failing at keeping me interested here...
 
2012-06-10 12:30:44 PM  
Jeezle weasel its an early race!
 
2012-06-10 12:30:56 PM  
And may they keep Kyle Petty doing this sort of shiat, and not talking during the race... or are they actually letting him talk during the race?
 
2012-06-10 12:34:12 PM  
I'll be back when the engines are running.
 
2012-06-10 12:35:38 PM  

bluorangefyre: After last week's travesty, I'm just gonna leave this here for TKat:

FULL PAUR NAUGH!!!!!! STAAT RUBBING NAUGH!!!!!

/best Arnold impersonation I can do


Arnold? I thought it was Scotty from Star Trek having a stroke!
 
2012-06-10 12:36:53 PM  

mikaloyd: bluorangefyre: After last week's travesty, I'm just gonna leave this here for TKat:

FULL PAUR NAUGH!!!!!! STAAT RUBBING NAUGH!!!!!

/best Arnold impersonation I can do

Arnold? I thought it was Scotty from Star Trek having a stroke!


That thar is funny rat thar
 
2012-06-10 12:39:08 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I already miss FOX's coverage


Yeah, I'm still on the morning news shows.
 
2012-06-10 12:46:05 PM  
What the hell is on my TV?
 
2012-06-10 12:46:40 PM  
oh, this Lizard Lick Towing skit sucks so goddamn much.
 
2012-06-10 12:46:56 PM  

le petit jouer de hockey: jj is cheating again



Again? They never stopped.
 
2012-06-10 12:47:19 PM  

swampgirl: What the hell is on my TV?


TNT talking heads boring us to death to get us excited for their first race of the year.
 
2012-06-10 12:52:06 PM  
Ugh. How many weeks of TNT plugging their crappy reality shows do we have to put up with? Apparently we're gonna get reality Nascar today too, with the crew being mic'd up and followed around.
 
2012-06-10 12:54:41 PM  

catastrophe averted: Ugh. How many weeks of TNT plugging their crappy reality shows do we have to put up with? Apparently we're gonna get reality Nascar today too, with the crew being mic'd up and followed around.


Until the unwashed masses stop licking that shiat up like its manna from heaven.
 
2012-06-10 12:55:18 PM  
Is it me, or does RaceBuddy look a little like Digger?
 
2012-06-10 12:55:50 PM  

swampgirl: What the hell is on my TV?


A penguin?
 
2012-06-10 12:56:41 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: oh, this Lizard Lick Towing skit sucks so goddamn much.


Yes, yes it does. Who watches reality shows about towing companies?
 
2012-06-10 12:57:48 PM  
What is manna anyway? Any source manna even terrestrial manna.
 
2012-06-10 12:58:54 PM  
Kyle Petty is picking Joey Logano to win? *giggle* This is gonna be some awesome broadcasting today. *rolling eyes*
 
2012-06-10 12:59:33 PM  
Thank god for the mute button... I may end up using it a lot this race...
 
2012-06-10 12:59:58 PM  

SDRR: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: oh, this Lizard Lick Towing skit sucks so goddamn much.

Yes, yes it does. Who watches reality shows about towing companies?


i640.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 01:00:15 PM  
Please turn the idol waaaaaaayyyyyy up today! Had enough of JJ.

Good to be back
Used to be X MEAT PUPPET
 
2012-06-10 01:00:22 PM  

mikaloyd: What is manna anyway? Any source manna even terrestrial manna.


www.gamingsurvival.com
 
2012-06-10 01:00:23 PM  
High School Football?
 
2012-06-10 01:00:32 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I already miss FOX's coverage


Then when ESPN comes, we'll miss those great people at TNT and pine for the fjords some more.
 
2012-06-10 01:01:30 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: oh, this Lizard Lick Towing skit sucks so goddamn much.


Someone actually watches Lizard Lick Towing? That show isn't just some elaborate prank?
 
2012-06-10 01:01:46 PM  
Lettuce spray
 
2012-06-10 01:02:04 PM  

DanZero: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I already miss FOX's coverage

Then when ESPN comes, we'll miss those great people at TNT and pine for the fjords some more.


It's so true. Sigh.
 
2012-06-10 01:02:06 PM  
Did he just PRAY for no cautions? Is he serious?
 
2012-06-10 01:02:09 PM  
Did the guy just pray for no cautions?

This season, it's for real
 
2012-06-10 01:03:21 PM  

kteela: DanZero: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I already miss FOX's coverage

Then when ESPN comes, we'll miss those great people at TNT and pine for the fjords some more.

It's so true. Sigh.


Don't know why the worst coverage has to be last, but it's like the sliding scale of suck ever year
 
2012-06-10 01:03:40 PM  
Awesome flyover!!!!!!
 
2012-06-10 01:04:52 PM  

DanZero: kteela: DanZero: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I already miss FOX's coverage

Then when ESPN comes, we'll miss those great people at TNT and pine for the fjords some more.

It's so true. Sigh.

Don't know why the worst coverage has to be last, but it's like the sliding scale of suck ever year


It's been like this since I've been watching, which, granted, isn't that long, but still... Fox loves racing, TNT doesn't know what's going on and ESPN/ABC is just embarrassed to be covering it. Awful.
 
2012-06-10 01:05:42 PM  
And now..

DALLAS: 30 YEARS LATER

on TNT
 
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