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(TMZ)   Lindsay Lohan says her brakes failed and that was why she crashed into the back of a truck   (tmz.com) divider line 84
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2012-06-10 09:34:01 AM
Hmm, a person with a history of auto accidents, or a car with a considerable racing pedigree and six-piston front brake calipers and 13.4-inch rotors and rear four-piston rear brake calipers with 13-inch rotors.

Yes, the rear brakes on this most likely are bigger and have more clamping force than your front brakes.

Well, I'm going to need more proof, Ms. Lohan. Your credibility vs. the Carrera S 911 is lacking.
 
2012-06-10 09:37:38 AM
You know, I don't understand why celebrities haven't banned together and started a website that exposes the police records and personal details of all the "celebrity reporters" who make livings off this garbage.

I would be more than happy to read a TMZ article if I could also click a link to read the unseemly details of the "journalist" who wrote the article.
 
2012-06-10 09:44:41 AM
Ed Finnerty: I would be more than happy to read a TMZ article if I could also click a link to read the unseemly details of the "journalist" who wrote the article.

Be quiet and take your lumps, Ms. Lohan.
 
2012-06-10 09:45:19 AM
Ed Finnerty: You know, I don't understand why celebrities haven't banned together and started a website that exposes the police records and personal details of all the "celebrity reporters" who make livings off this garbage.

I would be more than happy to read a TMZ article if I could also click a link to read the unseemly details of the "journalist" who wrote the article.


www.starbuddies.com
 
2012-06-10 09:45:34 AM
I'll bet she thought the brake pedal was the one on the right.
 
2012-06-10 09:45:56 AM
Better luck next time Mr. Darwin.
 
2012-06-10 09:46:07 AM
Lindsay Lohan says her brakes failed and that was why she crashed into the back of a truck

Ya know, even with all her issues, I'd still crash into the back of that woman, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/565
 
2012-06-10 09:47:34 AM
unrealitymag.com
 
2012-06-10 09:47:41 AM
"Lindsay Lohan is now telling friends...."

Sounds legit.
 
2012-06-10 09:49:49 AM
Chevy excuse, Porsche driver.

/Gawd that girl is stupid.
 
2012-06-10 10:01:50 AM
Party Boy: Hmm, a person with a history of auto accidents, or a car with a considerable racing pedigree and six-piston front brake calipers and 13.4-inch rotors and rear four-piston rear brake calipers with 13-inch rotors.

Considering the car was a lease. I'm sure that business is well aware that insurance will not pay out on a car like that if they did not have documents to prove routine maintenance was done on the car, especially on safety features like brakes.

Don't see any recalls on recent model Porsche 911s for brake issues.

Yeah, the brakes failed. Probably because she never applied them.
 
2012-06-10 10:08:27 AM
Sock Ruh Tease: [unrealitymag.com image 640x436]

Please tell me that picture is after she slammed face into back of truck
 
2012-06-10 10:08:42 AM
Unlikely tag strangely absent....
 
2012-06-10 10:09:34 AM
Party Boy: Hmm, a person with a history of auto accidents, or a car with a considerable racing pedigree and six-piston front brake calipers and 13.4-inch rotors and rear four-piston rear brake calipers with 13-inch rotors.

Yes, the rear brakes on this most likely are bigger and have more clamping force than your front brakes.

Well, I'm going to need more proof, Ms. Lohan. Your credibility vs. the Carrera S 911 is lacking.



Everything you just said.
 
2012-06-10 10:29:33 AM
May I suggest, Ms. Lohan, you are a lying slut?

/hopefully, she never gets close enough to a Porsche again to sniff it's wax job.
 
2012-06-10 10:32:52 AM
I'm waiting for the follow-up interview with the person that thought renting her a Porsche was a great idea.
 
2012-06-10 10:37:03 AM
Happens to me all the time. Here bend over let me demonstrate.
 
2012-06-10 10:42:38 AM
That seems unlikely. Total brake failure is INCREDIBLY rare.
 
2012-06-10 10:47:03 AM
"Well, this isn't so bad. I thought it would be a lot worse than this. They'll be able to buff this out."
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2012-06-10 10:49:06 AM
TwistedIvory: That seems unlikely. Total brake failure is INCREDIBLY rare.

Someone cut the brake lines?

Time to get Matlock on the case.
 
2012-06-10 10:53:00 AM
Pull the other one

/then pull my finger
 
2012-06-10 10:53:13 AM
I don't get what the hoopla is about. It was just a car accident. She wasn't under the influence and made a mistake. An expensive mistake, but it's really not newsworthy.
 
2012-06-10 10:54:09 AM
Soooo we'll soon be seeing a multi-million dollar lawsuit filed against the company for renting her a car with faulty brakes, right? Right?
 
2012-06-10 11:01:33 AM
Breaks. Nice writing.
 
2012-06-10 11:01:52 AM
I wouldn't my my breaks failing so I could read-end Lindsay (over and over and over).
 
2012-06-10 11:02:01 AM
Some Bass Playing Guy: I don't get what the hoopla is about. It was just a car accident. She wasn't under the influence and made a mistake. An expensive mistake, but it's really not newsworthy.

They tried to bribe the truck driver she hit to not report the accident. Nothing to see here, nope.
 
2012-06-10 11:03:22 AM
Reminds me of my boss. That a-hole just doesn't seem to understand the concept of taking responsibility.
 
2012-06-10 11:08:03 AM
Party Boy: Hmm, a person with a history of auto accidents, or a car with a considerable racing pedigree and six-piston front brake calipers and 13.4-inch rotors and rear four-piston rear brake calipers with 13-inch rotors.

Yes, the rear brakes on this most likely are bigger and have more clamping force than your front brakes.

Well, I'm going to need more proof, Ms. Lohan. Your credibility vs. the Carrera S 911 is lacking.


White knight the Porsche all you want, it's still not going to reward you with sex.

/Lindsay Lohan, OTOH....
//Who am I kidding. If you wanted her, you've had her
 
2012-06-10 11:08:34 AM
Some Bass Playing Guy: I don't get what the hoopla is about. It was just a car accident. She wasn't under the influence and made a mistake. An expensive mistake, but it's really not newsworthy.


Maybe, maybe not...

"James tells TMZ after the accident, he called 911 as Lindsay and her male assistant got out of the Porsche and into the Escalade. James says the assistant picked up a pink bag, "filled it up with something" and then put clothes on top of it."
...
"But I'd already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, 'Don't mention the bag to the cops.'""
 
2012-06-10 11:12:50 AM
NewportBarGuy: Party Boy: Hmm, a person with a history of auto accidents, or a car with a considerable racing pedigree and six-piston front brake calipers and 13.4-inch rotors and rear four-piston rear brake calipers with 13-inch rotors.

Considering the car was a lease. I'm sure that business is well aware that insurance will not pay out on a car like that if they did not have documents to prove routine maintenance was done on the car, especially on safety features like brakes.

Don't see any recalls on recent model Porsche 911s for brake issues.

Yeah, the brakes failed. Probably because she never applied them.


We used to refer to this as a 'Failure of the master cylinder actuator'.
 
2012-06-10 11:22:18 AM
Brick-House: I wouldn't my my breaks failing so I could read-end Lindsay (over and over and over).

The preview button is your friend.
 
2012-06-10 11:29:06 AM
Her brakes failed a long, long time ago.
 
2012-06-10 11:31:18 AM
Ed Finnerty: You know, I don't understand why celebrities haven't banned together and started a website that exposes the police records and personal details of all the "celebrity reporters" who make livings off this garbage.

I would be more than happy to read a TMZ article if I could also click a link to read the unseemly details of the "journalist" who wrote the article.


Go cry on George Clooney's shoulder. You want to make another Princess Diana out of this junkie, have at it.
 
2012-06-10 11:31:52 AM
bangmaid: Brick-House: I wouldn't my my breaks failing so I could read-end Lindsay (over and over and over).

The preview button is your friend.


Yes, yes it is.

Damn iPad auto correct.
 
2012-06-10 11:31:56 AM
I thought she was under house arrest.
 
2012-06-10 11:32:06 AM
I've blown out a brake line, so I know what a brake failure feels like. You know you're going to have no brakes several stops before you actually have no brakes.
 
2012-06-10 11:33:15 AM
Mugato: I thought she was under house arrest.

Ended months ago.
 
2012-06-10 11:41:48 AM
Brick-House: Mugato: I thought she was under house arrest.

Ended months ago.


I must have let my Lohan Insider subscription run out.
 
2012-06-10 11:45:14 AM
Mugato: Brick-House: Mugato: I thought she was under house arrest.

Ended months ago.

I must have let my Lohan Insider subscription run out.


I signed up for LohanLodown... much better RSS feed
 
2012-06-10 11:45:27 AM
Mugato: Brick-House: Mugato: I thought she was under house arrest.

Ended months ago.

I must have let my Lohan Insider subscription run out.


They printed yesterday that she picked her nose.
 
2012-06-10 11:59:05 AM
The brake pedal failed to engage automatically. Instead it just sat there, waiting for her to put her foot on it.

Shoddy, shoddy, shoddy work in that. How dare it not read her mind? She should sue...
 
2012-06-10 12:04:01 PM
FTA:"And get this ... somehow Lindsay says she was told the brakes on the rental were replaced two days before the crash. "

Well, before everyone gets done blaming Lindsay or the Porsche, I'd say it would be a good idea to check and see if the brake service was done properly. I can think of several reasons why the brakes could have failed due to sloppy mechanical work after a couple of days.
Odds are the silly girl wrecked more car than she was capable of handling, but mechanical failure should be checked for and eliminated as a cause before going any further.
 
2012-06-10 12:05:14 PM
The car was trying to do us all a favor, but it did not succeed, so in that context it WAS a failure.

Better luck next time, Porsche 911.
 
2012-06-10 12:05:55 PM
hubiestubert: The brake pedal failed to engage automatically. Instead it just sat there, waiting for her to put her foot on it.

Shoddy, shoddy, shoddy work in that. How dare it not read her mind? She should sue...


Can you really blame it for refusing to mind meld with the lich queen?
 
2012-06-10 12:10:26 PM
BumpInTheNight: hubiestubert: The brake pedal failed to engage automatically. Instead it just sat there, waiting for her to put her foot on it.

Shoddy, shoddy, shoddy work in that. How dare it not read her mind? She should sue...

Can you really blame it for refusing to mind meld with the lich queen?


Then they shouldn't have sold such a scaredy cat machine to her. Really, where are the standards?
 
2012-06-10 12:21:23 PM
If she declined the insurance, I would say there is no hope for her.
 
2012-06-10 12:38:23 PM
Kurmudgeon: FTA:"And get this ... somehow Lindsay says she was told the brakes on the rental were replaced two days before the crash. "

Well, before everyone gets done blaming Lindsay or the Porsche, I'd say it would be a good idea to check and see if the brake service was done properly. I can think of several reasons why the brakes could have failed due to sloppy mechanical work after a couple of days.
Odds are the silly girl wrecked more car than she was capable of handling, but mechanical failure should be checked for and eliminated as a cause before going any further.


Her first version was that the truck driver cut her off. When that was shown not to be the case, she blamed the brakes. I sure it hasn't even occurred to her that the brake system can be examined, even after the crash. If her handlers haven't already arranged to purchase the vehicle and have it destroyed.

My guess it that this will turn out to be like most of those cases of "sudden acceleration" where it turns out that befuddled driver stepped on the wrong pedal....
 
2012-06-10 12:43:19 PM
I remember renting a Toyota Corolla during the release year of ABS brakes and the whole issue with these cars having issues with braking... and I experienced it twice during that weekend, I had to pump those brakes over and over until I finally got something (there was no feedback and the pedals would go all the way in). It happened as I was backing into a parking... ended up bumping the car behind me, but no damage at all to the other car, a light scratch from the license plate holder from the other car onto the Corolla's bumper. Rental company was fine with it (no problem about the tiny mark)... but I wonder if they did anything about the brakes.

Haven't really trusted (not like) ABS brakes since.

But a Porsche model that nobody ever stated as there being an issue, that would be the odds of the lottery for it to have happened to her, of all people.

She should have rented a Smart car.
 
2012-06-10 12:49:40 PM
Lindsey Lohan says her brakes brains failed and that was why she crashed into the back of a truck.
 
2012-06-10 01:04:45 PM
Kurmudgeon: FTA:"And get this ... somehow Lindsay says she was told the brakes on the rental were replaced two days before the crash. "

Well, before everyone gets done blaming Lindsay or the Porsche, I'd say it would be a good idea to check and see if the brake service was done properly. I can think of several reasons why the brakes could have failed due to sloppy mechanical work after a couple of days.
Odds are the silly girl wrecked more car than she was capable of handling, but mechanical failure should be checked for and eliminated as a cause before going any further.



Yeah, it's totally possible that Lindsay is telling the truth.
 
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