On the plus side, her breasts were much larger than those of free-range children.

Bwhaaaaaaaaak?

"Chicken wire??"


"No way, man. Those lights are off on purpose."

Maybe they were trying to get her to break out of her shell.

cant flap to this..

Knows all too well the pain...

Mom, that's a chickenshiat way to parent.

I bet for a Kaiser blade and some of them there french fried potaters, she's do anything in the sack.

Poor girl's brain is probably scrambled for life. I hope all of her suffering is soon over easy.

We went to Roberta, Georgia, the town where the family lived 3 years ago. A neighbor told us she had her suspicions about the family when one day, she says, the girl walked over to her house, knocked on the door and said, "Please help me. I haven't eaten in three days."

The woman said she began to cook for the girl, but was interrupted, when Diana Franklin, the girl's mother, grabbed the girl and according to the neighbor yelled, "You can't eat if you don't work."

So naturally the neighbor did nothing about that. Hey, at least she had a good story to tell the news later!

Ed Finnerty: On the plus side, her breasts were much larger than those of free-range children.

Bwhahahahahaha

+1

Ed Finnerty: On the plus side, her breasts were much larger than those of free-range children.

See, kiddies, that's funny right there.

Moral of the story: don't co-op.

dustman81: Put the parents in the coop. Place food and water just out of reach. Problem solved

Second that motion.

Is anyone else getting banner ads for chicken coops after reading that article?

Ed Finnerty: On the plus side, her breasts were much larger than those of free-range children.

Like battered women, tasty but wrong.b

If she was locked up in a chicken coop, she had plenty of food in the form of eggs. Water might be a problem. She might have to kill one of the chickens and drain it's blood to drink and then eat the chicken. But blood is scarcely a proper substitute for good ol' H₂O.

What kind of monster locks a child up in a chicken coop for days on end? I can see doing that to a teenager. But not a child.

This is why we invented windowless sound proofed basements.

Her parents are cocks.

InternetSecurityGuard: If she was locked up in a chicken coop, she had plenty of food in the form of eggs.

Raw eggs are a one-way ticket to salmonella poisoning.

You know that feeling of revulsion you get when you see something really disgusting, like a photo of some deep sea terror or that Florida cannibal victim? I get the same feeling when I read about "parents" like this. No ITG here, but I hope their suffering is long and painful.

/insert chicken pun here

Doesn't Approve.

I have a nice solution for these people. .22 to the back of the head, lime-lined pit. Done. I'm sorry, but if this is how you treat your child(ren), you have no business breathing oxygen anymore.

Fluorescent Testicle: InternetSecurityGuard: If she was locked up in a chicken coop, she had plenty of food in the form of eggs.

Raw eggs are a one-way ticket to salmonella poisoning.

There are roughly eleven thousand cases of S. enteridis diagnosed in a year in the US (pop. three-hundred million) - personally, I'll take my chances and make my own aioli or a real gorram Caesar when I want one.

/Does not apply to meals consumed by my friends and relatives with compromised immune systems.

Fluorescent Testicle: InternetSecurityGuard: If she was locked up in a chicken coop, she had plenty of food in the form of eggs.

Raw eggs are a one-way ticket to salmonella poisoning.

I wonder if this is a new thing? There used to be an Orange Julius store on Westmoreland in Dallas. I would stop in there and order up a large one and they would even put a raw egg in it. I must have consumed several hundred that way. I never noticed any detrimental effects.

I miss Orange Julius. The last one I was in was in a shopping mall in Aurora, CO. But a search on the Internet reveals that there are some around here. At least soem Dairy Queens that serve them. Maybe I'll seek one out after the transmiitter hunt this afternoon.

Of course, if I weren't lazy I would pasteurize them first, but that's too much trouble for home cooking.

InternetSecurityGuard: Fluorescent Testicle: InternetSecurityGuard: If she was locked up in a chicken coop, she had plenty of food in the form of eggs.

Raw eggs are a one-way ticket to salmonella poisoning.

I wonder if this is a new thing? There used to be an Orange Julius store on Westmoreland in Dallas. I would stop in there and order up a large one and they would even put a raw egg in it. I must have consumed several hundred that way. I never noticed any detrimental effects.

I miss Orange Julius. The last one I was in was in a shopping mall in Aurora, CO. But a search on the Internet reveals that there are some around here. At least soem Dairy Queens that serve them. Maybe I'll seek one out after the transmiitter hunt this afternoon.

Like with rare steak it's legal to serve as long as they have a disclaimer on the menu.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0156901/

This movie is messed up. They actually got the family to reenact the whole thing and play themselves.

Chinchillazilla: We went to Roberta, Georgia, the town where the family lived 3 years ago. A neighbor told us she had her suspicions about the family when one day, she says, the girl walked over to her house, knocked on the door and said, "Please help me. I haven't eaten in three days."

The woman said she began to cook for the girl, but was interrupted, when Diana Franklin, the girl's mother, grabbed the girl and according to the neighbor yelled, "You can't eat if you don't work."

So naturally the neighbor did nothing about that. Hey, at least she had a good story to tell the news later!

Came here to post that. Don't know if she's just as white trash as this family (it's very likely), but even when swamp justice is the only law you're willing to call surely you could say a few things to the right men about a family that just needs killin'. Unless you were raised the same way.

foxyshadis: Chinchillazilla: We went to Roberta, Georgia, the town where the family lived 3 years ago. A neighbor told us she had her suspicions about the family when one day, she says, the girl walked over to her house, knocked on the door and said, "Please help me. I haven't eaten in three days."

The woman said she began to cook for the girl, but was interrupted, when Diana Franklin, the girl's mother, grabbed the girl and according to the neighbor yelled, "You can't eat if you don't work."

So naturally the neighbor did nothing about that. Hey, at least she had a good story to tell the news later!

Came here to post that. Don't know if she's just as white trash as this family (it's very likely), but even when swamp justice is the only law you're willing to call surely you could say a few things to the right men about a family that just needs killin'. Unless you were raised the same way.

Or at the very least get Bubbah to go have a little chat with them.

/"Yup... whooole lotta swamp o'er yonder...."

The "tounge in cheek" detector must be offline today.

Don't worry, the justice system will. . . oh no wait biological parents are always infinitely superior.

A chicken coop? Luxury! we used to dream of having a chicken coop to live in...

/got nothin..

The woman said she began to cook for the girl, but was interrupted, when Diana Franklin, the girl's mother, grabbed the girl and according to the neighbor yelled, "You can't eat if you don't work.

You can't eat if you don't work... isn't that a bible verse or something? Sounds like these assholes were using fundie parenting techniques that would make the sadistic son of a biatch who wrote To Train Up a Child want to call the cops...

dopekitty74: malaktaus: Is anyone else getting banner ads for chicken coops after reading that article?

Link didnt even take me to the article, just to a page with links for various articles, none of which had anything to do with girls and chicken coops

/on a mobile

/Insert "Hi, I'm a server".jpg

I got the same thing on my tablet. Works fine on the PC.

JonathanChance: The woman said she began to cook for the girl, but was interrupted, when Diana Franklin, the girl's mother, grabbed the girl and according to the neighbor yelled, "You can't eat if you don't work.

You can't eat if you don't work... isn't that a bible verse or something? Sounds like these assholes were using fundie parenting techniques that would make the sadistic son of a biatch who wrote To Train Up a Child want to call the cops...

If you ever check out the Puritans someday, this is basically their modus operandi. Suffering is the path to salvation, and any joy or celebration is the path to the devil. I don't remember the cult back in Jesus' time - the ascetics maybe? - who flogged themselves to holiness. It'd be a mental illness if it wasn't something so obviously deeply rooted in the human psyche. Pain is normal, everyone experiences pain and hates it, but it's far too easy to confuse unavoidability with necessity and start creating it needlessly.

They needed the eggs?