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2012-06-10 09:18:43 AM
Because how can long facial hair possibly be a problem when surrounded by extreme heat and flames?
 
2012-06-10 09:46:50 AM
Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.
 
2012-06-10 10:42:24 AM
Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

God will protect them from the toxic fumes.
 
2012-06-10 10:57:03 AM
I see my work here is already done, carry on.

Oh wait, also it's a vulnerability when trying to subdue a suspect.

That about cover it?
 
2012-06-10 10:58:04 AM
Next time they see an application from an Orthodox Jew, hopefully the recruiter will know to passover it.
 
2012-06-10 11:00:12 AM
Ed Finnerty: Because how can long facial hair possibly be a problem when surrounded by extreme heat and flames?

Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

The police must not do the usual stuff where I come from.
 
2012-06-10 11:00:46 AM
If I didn't burn well/yoidel doidel oidel yoidel doidel oidel doidel ow.
 
2012-06-10 11:01:58 AM
Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

This.

Every department I'm aware of has a clean-shaven policy when you're on duty. Mustaches aren't even allowed at some.
 
2012-06-10 11:02:21 AM
Would somebody please explain the grammar of the headline? I don't get it.
 
2012-06-10 11:02:47 AM
He'd want to work from home every Friday. He would never work weekends. He would claim to make up the time Monday through Thursday. I wouldn't hire him either.
 
2012-06-10 11:02:57 AM
headline =

NYPD fires Orthodox Jewish recruit because they seder policy does not allow long facial hair

Do I REALLY have to be the first grammar Nazi here? Or was that headline supposed to be read in a really strong Jewish accent?
 
2012-06-10 11:03:00 AM
NYC has a large orthodox Jewish population, couldn't they just assign him to a precinct in that area so that those he would be policing wouldn't find his facial hair unkempt?
 
2012-06-10 11:03:04 AM
Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

He can get a medical waiver for PB.
If he can prove he has PB.
 
2012-06-10 11:04:19 AM
New York Phire Department?
 
2012-06-10 11:04:31 AM
And....
Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-10 11:04:47 AM
I guess that means no Amish allowed either. Just as well because they need all the help they can get getting the Amish space program off the ground.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-10 11:05:31 AM
Against God to cut your hair?? Where do they come up with this stuff?
 
2012-06-10 11:05:45 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Ed Finnerty: Because how can long facial hair possibly be a problem when surrounded by extreme heat and flames?

Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

The police must not do the usual stuff where I come from.


The mods might have done a stealth headline change, as I thought it said "NYFD" before I read the article.
 
2012-06-10 11:05:49 AM
Damn you, semantic priming!
 
2012-06-10 11:06:14 AM
deffuse: New York Phire Department?

Oh yeah! I thought my police department was different. It's just a regional spelling thing. Now it all makes sense.
 
2012-06-10 11:06:45 AM
vudukungfu: He can get a medical waiver for PB.
If he can prove he has PB.


And unless he can pass a mask seal (which, if you have anything more than a day's stubble, you won't) test, that will mean bunk. All they'll do is shuffle him into a desk job somewhere as an assistant or clerk, or if they don't have that ability, terminate him on the grounds they don't have any jobs which can accommidate his special needs.
 
2012-06-10 11:07:53 AM
rebelyell2006: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Ed Finnerty: Because how can long facial hair possibly be a problem when surrounded by extreme heat and flames?

Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

The police must not do the usual stuff where I come from.

The mods might have done a stealth headline change, as I thought it said "NYFD" before I read the article.


People are still posting about fire, even after I read the headline with a "P" and commented. Maybe the mods changed it to P, then back to F, then back to P again. Yeah. I bet that's it.
 
2012-06-10 11:08:07 AM
rebelyell2006: The mods might have done a stealth headline change, as I thought it said "NYFD" before I read the article.

NYPD's Emergency Services Division does Heavy Rescue, Trench and Building Collapse Rescue, High Angle/Rope Rescue, Vehicle Extrication, Emergency Medical Services, HAZMAT response, and assists FDNY on fire scenes.
 
2012-06-10 11:08:18 AM
The Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals found that, because black males suffer from pseudofolliculitis barbae more than Caucasian males, Domino's Pizza's no-beard policy violated the 1991 Civil Rights Act, Title VII.[8]
 
2012-06-10 11:08:30 AM
Wulfman: Would somebody please explain the grammar of the headline? I don't get it.

danielscissorhands: Do I REALLY have to be the first grammar Nazi here? Or was that headline supposed to be read in a really strong Jewish accent?

Not subby, but I think "seder" is supposed to be read as "said their." It's somewhat of a stretch.
 
2012-06-10 11:11:01 AM
BronyMedic: rebelyell2006: The mods might have done a stealth headline change, as I thought it said "NYFD" before I read the article.

NYPD's Emergency Services Division does Heavy Rescue, Trench and Building Collapse Rescue, High Angle/Rope Rescue, Vehicle Extrication, Emergency Medical Services, HAZMAT response, and assists FDNY on fire scenes.


Well there ya go. The police actually do different stuff where I'm from. Looks like I'm an idiot.
 
2012-06-10 11:11:49 AM
when Sikhs serve in the military, they are given an exemption by their religious leaders to shave, due to the aforementioned gas-mask problem.

I'm assuming the key word here is Orthodox.
 
2012-06-10 11:12:44 AM
rebelyell2006:
The mods might have done a stealth headline change, as I thought it said "NYFD" before I read the article.


It's FDNY, thanks.
 
2012-06-10 11:12:53 AM
vudukungfu: The Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals found that, because black males suffer from pseudofolliculitis barbae more than Caucasian males, Domino's Pizza's no-beard policy violated the 1991 Civil Rights Act, Title VII.[8]

Because cop = pizza delivery boy.
 
2012-06-10 11:14:11 AM
"They didn't give me anything," Litzman said, explaining to the paper that the police department did not offer an explicit reason for his firing. "I don't understand what the problem would be."

I think I see the problem.
 
2012-06-10 11:14:19 AM
danielscissorhands: headline =

NYPD fires Orthodox Jewish recruit because they seder policy does not allow long facial hair

Do I REALLY have to be the first grammar Nazi here? Or was that headline supposed to be read in a really strong Jewish accent?


Nope. Most of us don't get butt-hurt over it. Like none of us has ever made a typo
 
2012-06-10 11:14:25 AM
The NYPD has been in business for quite a while.... their policies are well established and recruits have to sign paperwork upon receiving a job offer stating that they understand and will abide by the rules/policies of the department.

This is just another member of the "It's all about me" generation. He just figured everyone will allow him to do whatever he wants in the end and would ignore the rules.

If you want the job bad enough, you will follow the rules. I'm sure all religious groups would have exceptions for such things when it involves employment.
 
2012-06-10 11:15:19 AM
When reached for a comment, Litzman said, "I still like them more than Steinbrenner."
 
2012-06-10 11:16:04 AM
ladyfortuna got it right - -
no fun getting your arse whupped while some perp is tearing out the hairs on your chinny-chin-chin

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2012-06-10 11:20:06 AM
If the Army is willing to allow Sikhs to have beards then why not the New York Police Department?
 
2012-06-10 11:21:46 AM
rebelyell2006: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Ed Finnerty: Because how can long facial hair possibly be a problem when surrounded by extreme heat and flames?

Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

The police must not do the usual stuff where I come from.

The mods might have done a stealth headline change, as I thought it said "NYFD" before I read the article.


firebell.net



Except there is no such entity as NYFD. It is FDNY.
 
2012-06-10 11:22:13 AM
vudukungfu: The Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals found that, because black males suffer from pseudofolliculitis barbae more than Caucasian males, Domino's Pizza's no-beard policy violated the 1991 Civil Rights Act, Title VII.[8]


Do many Dominos drivers have to suit up in respiratory gear in certain neighborhoods? I doubt there are too many biohazard scenes desperately in need of a large cheese and sausage.

A job with NYPD is a career you're investing years in.... this guy knew in advance what was expected of him in exchange for a long-term career.
 
2012-06-10 11:22:41 AM
FreakinB: Wulfman: Would somebody please explain the grammar of the headline? I don't get it.

danielscissorhands: Do I REALLY have to be the first grammar Nazi here? Or was that headline supposed to be read in a really strong Jewish accent?

Not subby, but I think "seder" is supposed to be read as "said their." It's somewhat of a stretch.


Ooooh. I get it. You're right, that is quite a stretch. But I seder point now.
 
2012-06-10 11:22:42 AM
Unless the clean-shaven policy has a legitimate purpose (e.g. safety concern), then the recruit's religious requirements should be reasonably accommodated.
 
2012-06-10 11:23:47 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: rebelyell2006: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Ed Finnerty: Because how can long facial hair possibly be a problem when surrounded by extreme heat and flames?

Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

The police must not do the usual stuff where I come from.

The mods might have done a stealth headline change, as I thought it said "NYFD" before I read the article.

People are still posting about fire, even after I read the headline with a "P" and commented. Maybe the mods changed it to P, then back to F, then back to P again. Yeah. I bet that's it.


I think it's clear who is behind this campaign of confusion.

anongallery.org
 
2012-06-10 11:23:59 AM
danielscissorhands: Do I REALLY have to be the first grammar Nazi here? Or was that headline supposed to be read in a really strong Jewish accent?

I'm not sure what the problem is... What's wrong with "they" in that sentence?

"NYPD fires Orthodox Jewish recruit because they say their policy does not allow long facial hair." That makes sense to me.
 
2012-06-10 11:24:16 AM
FreakinB: Wulfman: Would somebody please explain the grammar of the headline? I don't get it.

danielscissorhands: Do I REALLY have to be the first grammar Nazi here? Or was that headline supposed to be read in a really strong Jewish accent?

Not subby, but I think "seder" is supposed to be read as "said their." It's somewhat of a stretch.


I was thinking 'see there'.
 
2012-06-10 11:24:17 AM
Does Rule 34 apply to Orthodox Judaism?
 
2012-06-10 11:25:43 AM
One Bad Apple: rebelyell2006: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Ed Finnerty: Because how can long facial hair possibly be a problem when surrounded by extreme heat and flames?

Revek: Facial hair is a real problem with rescue breathers and filter mask. Its really a good way to get yourself killed if you don't have a good seal in a toxic environment.

The police must not do the usual stuff where I come from.

The mods might have done a stealth headline change, as I thought it said "NYFD" before I read the article.

[firebell.net image 300x422]



Except there is no such entity as NYFD. It is FDNY.


Yes, yes. I'm an idiot. ;P

(Good God, I've been reduced to using emoticons to illustrate my contrition)
 
2012-06-10 11:26:26 AM
Mock26: If the Army is willing to allow Sikhs to have beards then why not the New York Police Department?


Because the Army is not the New York Police Department.

Why are rules so hard for people to understand? No matter where you look, companies/organizations have rules and policies. Key rule here: If you don't like or can't conform to what they require of you, don't apply.

There are different policies for different departments. If this guy is so determined to snub the NYPD rules, then perhaps he should seek out a dept. that will allow beards instead of starting a career by immediately rejecting the very rules he first agreed to...
 
2012-06-10 11:26:53 AM
If I read the story right the NYPD dose have some Orthodox Jewish on the force already. That means those people must shave their breads down to the size the NYPD states they can have. This means that the religious leaders have the exceptions for this. This guy is just mad and wants a big payday. Which he won't get cause of the fact that there are others of his religion working there and following the rules.
 
2012-06-10 11:27:53 AM
From the article -

His attorney, Nathan Lewin, said the police department knew when Litzman applied that he would not trim his beard.

Isn't this basically the same argument that the department is going to make - when LItzman applied, he knew there was a policy concerning beards? Sounds like he may have stalemated his client.
 
2012-06-10 11:28:46 AM
Was it this guy? Link (slightly NSFW)
 
2012-06-10 11:29:07 AM
ExcaliburPrime111: Unless the clean-shaven policy has a legitimate purpose (e.g. safety concern), then the recruit's religious requirements should be reasonably accommodated.

It does. See Boobiess about respirator masks. He signed paperwork knowing he would have to shave. He was reprimanded once before for not shaving. He was fired for not shaving. And then he claims "hey, they knew I wouldn't be shaving." They may have known you weren't, and you probably knew that if you didn't you'd be fired. Hence, where are we today?
 
2012-06-10 11:31:13 AM
More importantly, HIS FIRST NAME IS FISHEL.
 
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