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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight, TNA will mark their tenth anniversary with Slammiversary X. And to celebrate their first decade, they will feature WWE Intercontinental Champion, Christian. Subby doesn't understand it either, but it starts at 8 PM/ET, 5 PM/PTon PPV   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1323
    More: Strange, Slammiversary X., TNA, WWE Intercontinental Champion, Slammiversary, wrestling, PPV, Ric Flair, Gail Kim  
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2012-06-10 08:50:52 PM  
50 minutes in, entrances are done for the fourth match of the night.
 
2012-06-10 08:50:52 PM  
he's using his actual middle name?

Oh boy...
 
2012-06-10 08:51:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Smiths: Ken Kennedy. The one Orton used stroke to get rid of.

and I really did like watching him in WWE

The sheets are saying that Vince is starting to see Alberto Del Aburrido as injury prone, just like Mister Kenderson.

Of course, I don't think Orton has the stroke any longer to Orton ADR's career away.


The problem with Anderson wasn't his own injuries. He had a habit of taking his opponent out of action with him.
 
2012-06-10 08:51:25 PM  
Matt's middle name is Moore. Even at birth he was always just the average one.
 
2012-06-10 08:51:35 PM  

robsul82: Jeff's got his working boots on, he only did one line of coke before the match.


Have you seen how fat people get when they stop doing coke?

Because he has seen his brother.
 
2012-06-10 08:51:47 PM  

robsul82: Jeff's got his working boots on, he only did one line of coke before the match.


I hope RVD didn't do any acid. That would be a really nasty trip with Jeff's facepaint.
 
2012-06-10 08:51:48 PM  
I can't believe they still have Jeff Hardy around. Then again, these are the guys who brought Scott Hall back after he no-showed a PPV...
 
2012-06-10 08:51:56 PM  

verbaltoxin: Jeff's middle name is Nero?


Yep
 
2012-06-10 08:52:03 PM  
This could be interesting. Good to see Jeff's still a nutjob.
 
2012-06-10 08:52:15 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FirstNationalBastard: Smiths: Ken Kennedy. The one Orton used stroke to get rid of.

and I really did like watching him in WWE

The sheets are saying that Vince is starting to see Alberto Del Aburrido as injury prone, just like Mister Kenderson.

Of course, I don't think Orton has the stroke any longer to Orton ADR's career away.

Rumor has it Orton might get Ortoned away. Some powerful forces are aligning against him, include John Cena and Vince himself.


Welcome to Impact Wrestl.... OH MY GOD! IT'S THE NAPEX PREDATOR TANDY PORTON!!!
 
2012-06-10 08:52:21 PM  
His full name is Jeffery Freakin' Nero Hardy.
 
2012-06-10 08:53:00 PM  
it's official, according to PWInsider, R-Troof broke his foot, and will have to be out of action.
 
2012-06-10 08:53:29 PM  
The highest risk taker in this thing is Jeff Hardy. He takes PCP AND Smokes bath salts before matches.
 
2012-06-10 08:53:41 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: it's official, according to PWInsider, R-Troof broke his foot, and will have to be out of action.


Kofi Kurse strikes again!
 
2012-06-10 08:53:57 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: it's official, according to PWInsider, R-Troof broke his foot, and will have to be out of action.


Poor Kofi, he really has bad luck when it comes to tag team partners.
 
2012-06-10 08:54:04 PM  
So who wins Tumbles, Stumbles, or Fumbles?
 
2012-06-10 08:54:09 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: it's official, according to PWInsider, R-Troof broke his foot, and will have to be out of action.


The are running out of talent...fast.

Looks like Flair might get some ring time after all.
 
2012-06-10 08:54:20 PM  
This match smells like old people.
 
2012-06-10 08:54:24 PM  
This match seems a little slow
 
2012-06-10 08:54:50 PM  

NotEric: robsul82: Jeff's got his working boots on, he only did one line of coke before the match.

Have you seen how fat people get when they stop doing coke?

Because he has seen his brother.


I remember seeing an interview with Rob Thomas from matchbox twenty and a fan asked him how he managed to be the only person in history to stay fat when he was a cokehead. To his credit, he laughed it off and said "honestly, I have no idea how that happened."
 
2012-06-10 08:54:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The highest risk taker in this thing is Jeff Hardy. He takes PCP AND Smokes bath salts before matches.


Is he going to eat a face?
 
2012-06-10 08:55:04 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: it's official, according to PWInsider, R-Troof broke his foot, and will have to be out of action.

Kofi Kurse strikes again!


Maybe Zack Ryder will take over for him under some kind of Freebird rule, and then Troof and Ryder can feud when Troof comes back.
 
2012-06-10 08:55:11 PM  
from 411wrestling

Is Vince McMahon Trying to Drive Vickie Guerrero Out of WWE?
Posted by Jeremy Thomas on 06.10.2012

Could the weight jokes be an attempt to make her quit?

- With Vickie Guerrero continually being subjected to jokes and insults about her weight, it has been wondered if Vince McMahon is trying to drive her out of WWE. Rajah notes that even with an anti-bullying campaign and Guerrero having lost over fifty pounds, she is still the subject of ridicule over her weight as recently as last month, at the hands of Jerry Lawler during Over the Limit.

Vickie was offered a lifetime contract after the death of her husband Eddie Guerrero. Vince McMahon has publicly promised to take care of Eddie's family for the rest of their lives and did so by giving Vickie a job. When Vickie asked to get out of her contract in 2009 because she felt it was important to spend more time with her teenage daughters, McMahon was reportedly very angry. According to Matthew Randazzo V in the July 2009 issue of Power Slam, "He takes grievous offence and begins to rant and rave that Guerrero has betrayed WWE. Yes, Vince believes that the widow of Eddie Guerrero is ungrateful to the professional wrestling industry because she is putting her family first. From this point on, Vince's shameless lackeys curry his favor by pitching gratuitous pig and fatso jokes at creative meetings-which earn booming guffaws from Vince."

That incident is what has some convinced that Vince is not trying to run her off. As Dave Meltzer put it when asked this week by a reader, "I don't think they've ever tried to run her off. They just had an idea for her character. The worst stuff was when she had already given notice a few years back, as opposed to them trying to get her to leave."

When asked last year if the WWE's negative comments about her weight bothered her, Vickie said, "They really don't bother me. Well, I guess they did to an extent, but not to where I was feeling bad about myself. It was who I was. We have beautiful women that work with us, and when I was in the locker room with them and we're dressing and stuff, I would look at them and be like, 'Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm going to change.' I wanted to feel good being a part of their group and to live a lifestyle that was going to be promoted with the WWE. Now when they say the jokes, it's like, 'Whatever.' [laughs] The jokes have helped grow my character to what it is. I just kind of roll with it and leave it behind me when I leave the arena. Again, there's the character and then there's the real person. You can't take what's going on at work personally."
 
2012-06-10 08:55:15 PM  
So far, the previous match was actually better. And that one had Garret Bischoff.
 
2012-06-10 08:55:23 PM  
They're f*cking stupid if they bury Del Rio or get rid of him. He shouldn't have been mega-pushed but he could become a great midcard heel. That's a guy who could hold the US title and get people to care about it. He's also not a liability like Orton.
 
2012-06-10 08:56:02 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: it's official, according to PWInsider, R-Troof broke his foot, and will have to be out of action.


Poor Kofi. And now that his Celtics are out, he can't even pass the time in Punk's travel bus doing this anymore -

p.twimg.com
 
2012-06-10 08:56:13 PM  

styckx: This match smells like old people.


i56.tinypic.com
This place has old people smell!
 
2012-06-10 08:56:54 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: from 411wrestling

Is Vince McMahon Trying to Drive Vickie Guerrero Out of WWE?
Posted by Jeremy Thomas on 06.10.2012

Could the weight jokes be an attempt to make her quit?

- With Vickie Guerrero continually being subjected to jokes and insults about her weight, it has been wondered if Vince McMahon is trying to drive her out of WWE. Rajah notes that even with an anti-bullying campaign and Guerrero having lost over fifty pounds, she is still the subject of ridicule over her weight as recently as last month, at the hands of Jerry Lawler during Over the Limit.

Vickie was offered a lifetime contract after the death of her husband Eddie Guerrero. Vince McMahon has publicly promised to take care of Eddie's family for the rest of their lives and did so by giving Vickie a job. When Vickie asked to get out of her contract in 2009 because she felt it was important to spend more time with her teenage daughters, McMahon was reportedly very angry. According to Matthew Randazzo V in the July 2009 issue of Power Slam, "He takes grievous offence and begins to rant and rave that Guerrero has betrayed WWE. Yes, Vince believes that the widow of Eddie Guerrero is ungrateful to the professional wrestling industry because she is putting her family first. From this point on, Vince's shameless lackeys curry his favor by pitching gratuitous pig and fatso jokes at creative meetings-which earn booming guffaws from Vince."

That incident is what has some convinced that Vince is not trying to run her off. As Dave Meltzer put it when asked this week by a reader, "I don't think they've ever tried to run her off. They just had an idea for her character. The worst stuff was when she had already given notice a few years back, as opposed to them trying to get her to leave."

When asked last year if the WWE's negative comments about her weight bothered her, Vickie said, "They really don't bother me. Well, I guess they did to an extent, but not to where I was feeling bad about myself. It was who I ...


Vince just hates it when people get popular, especially if they're not steroid freak musclebound meatheads.

That's why Ryberg is getting pushed to the moon!
 
2012-06-10 08:56:57 PM  
THIS IS WRESTLING chant. At the worst match yet.
 
2012-06-10 08:56:59 PM  
Too bad about Truth, if that's true... Killings is an entertaining guy... He cracks me up.
 
2012-06-10 08:57:29 PM  
Match is picking up now
 
2012-06-10 08:57:33 PM  

verbaltoxin: They're f*cking stupid if they bury Del Rio or get rid of him. He shouldn't have been mega-pushed but he could become a great midcard heel. That's a guy who could hold the US title and get people to care about it. He's also not a liability like Orton.


Shaemus slams Of The River head first into a metal sign, causing a concussion. So naturally Vince, the guy who once blew out both quads while entering the ring, blames Albert for it.
 
2012-06-10 08:57:36 PM  

styckx: This match smells like old people.


Considering Jeff is a year younger than me, that hurts.
 
2012-06-10 08:57:53 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: When Vickie asked to get out of her contract in 2009 because she felt it was important to spend more time with her teenage daughters, McMahon was reportedly very angry.


So when the woman asked to leave for awhile to raise her daughters by herself in a tough time, Vince got angry? God, what a old fart.
 
2012-06-10 08:58:10 PM  

robsul82: THIS IS WRESTLING chant. At the worst match yet.


Maybe it's the hipsters watching ironically chanting "THIS IS WRESTLING!".


Randyman: Too bad about Truth, if that's true... Killings is an entertaining guy... He cracks me up.


First black NWA Champion, in the early days of TNA. Should have sent him along with Christian tonight.
 
2012-06-10 08:58:11 PM  
I smell a van terminator coming
 
2012-06-10 08:58:13 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Is Vince McMahon Trying to Drive Vickie Guerrero Out of WWE?


That would be a shame. She gets the crowd going.
 
2012-06-10 08:58:41 PM  

styckx: This match smells like old people.


And it smells like drugs, oh, that's just Jeff.
 
2012-06-10 08:58:43 PM  
It seems like RVD is the only one in this match who's even trying.
 
2012-06-10 08:58:46 PM  
That was a cool pin attempt
 
2012-06-10 08:59:15 PM  

eddievercetti: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: When Vickie asked to get out of her contract in 2009 because she felt it was important to spend more time with her teenage daughters, McMahon was reportedly very angry.

So when the woman asked to leave for awhile to raise her daughters by herself in a tough time, Vince got angry? God, what a old fart.


He's always been like that. When Ricky Steamboat asked for time off in mid-1987 to be there for the end of his wife's pregnancy and the birth of his son, Vince immediately took the IC belt off him and gave it to the motherfarking Honky Tonk Man.
 
2012-06-10 08:59:16 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: verbaltoxin: They're f*cking stupid if they bury Del Rio or get rid of him. He shouldn't have been mega-pushed but he could become a great midcard heel. That's a guy who could hold the US title and get people to care about it. He's also not a liability like Orton.

Shaemus slams Of The River head first into a metal sign, causing a concussion. So naturally Vince, the guy who once blew out both quads while entering the ring, blames Albert for it.


In between bites of creatine tacos and ordering his next Laotian deep tissue full release massage.

Anywho, this match is really plodding considering how many times they guys have worked together.
 
2012-06-10 08:59:21 PM  

Gunny Highway: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Is Vince McMahon Trying to Drive Vickie Guerrero Out of WWE?

That would be a shame. She gets the crowd going.


No kidding, and it's not even X-pac heat.
 
2012-06-10 08:59:24 PM  

eddievercetti: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: When Vickie asked to get out of her contract in 2009 because she felt it was important to spend more time with her teenage daughters, McMahon was reportedly very angry.

So when the woman asked to leave for awhile to raise her daughters by herself in a tough time, Vince got angry? God, what a old fart.


I don't care what any of his defenders say, i'm convinced that Mister McMahon (the character) is almost exactly what Vince is like in real life.
 
2012-06-10 09:00:51 PM  
Why would they try to get rid of Vickie? If anything she should be recruiting more wrestlers into her stable so they can gradually work on their mic skills and have easier access to storylines through her.

She should also have a feud with Ricardo.

¡Perdoneme!
 
2012-06-10 09:00:52 PM  
Those steps barely moved or made a loud noise
 
2012-06-10 09:01:17 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: eddievercetti: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: When Vickie asked to get out of her contract in 2009 because she felt it was important to spend more time with her teenage daughters, McMahon was reportedly very angry.

So when the woman asked to leave for awhile to raise her daughters by herself in a tough time, Vince got angry? God, what a old fart.

I don't care what any of his defenders say, i'm convinced that Mister McMahon (the character) is almost exactly what Vince is like in real life.


I think he's worse, and that Triple H just convinces him to tone things down every once and a while when it is going to be on tv.
 
2012-06-10 09:01:17 PM  
Sorry I was blazing a blunt in honor of this match. What did I miss?
 
2012-06-10 09:01:28 PM  
this is awesome/ vd chant?
 
2012-06-10 09:01:32 PM  
Uh oh, 2 count. THIS IS AWESOME time.
 
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