moefuggenbrew: It's Bush's fault
SockMonkeyHolocaust: After Ron Paul gets into office every American will get the only stimulus package they need- a copy of Atlas Shrugged along with a link for digital download.
indarwinsshadow: So, I went and wrote my PATI, WCT, and ran my PREP. Failed the PREP, as I couldn't make the 6.5 required on the beat test. So, I trained my ass off for 12 weeks, bumped up my VO2 max, and made the grade next time round. Went and sailed through my BPAD, vision and hearing.
rvesco: As much as I hate to introduce facts into what should be a purely emotional and ideological dispute
NewportBarGuy: We're all going to have to compromise on whatever strongly held principles we have on taxes, spending, welfare and all of that. This whole do nothing congress sh*t has got to stop. We've got to be adults here and honestly sit down with some real numbers and figure out the best way forward. We can't have a command economy, but we can and should guide that economy in a way that best serves all of our citizens while not encroaching too much on the entrepreneurial spirit.We all want America to be successful and for these people not to need any federal help (Even early SS benefits). It's going to take an act of god for us to work together to make that happen. I'm not very optimistic, but I've not given up hope.
jso2897: Have you considered Facebook? I hear that's really hot these days.
SockMonkeyHolocaust: My retirement is predicated on everyone's copies of the Death of Superman and Spawn #1 suddenly and irreversibly disappearing. Also, a CLERKS comic book #1, first printing that I wrote FIRST PRINTING, MINT across the cover in Sharpie.
jso2897: moefuggenbrew: It's Bush's faultDepends on which Bush you're talking about. Back in 1988, Bush Sr. said "I would like to see this nation's wealth in fewer, righter, tighter hands".No one could reasonably contend that that has not been achieved.
Snarfangel: You might as well give people a copy of Battlefield Earth, and automatically put the movie in their Netflix queue. They would run screaming from their home, directly to the employment office.
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