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		Female Farkers could be in serious trouble. Porn really can lead to blindness. No worries for guys though, so continue fapping worry free (nydailynews.com)		116
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Yaxe		2012-06-10 11:36:51 AM

So....chicks won't actually go blind.

RTFA subby.

Aikidogamer		2012-06-10 11:37:28 AM

Is anyone surprised this. Comes from the Netherlands?

Monkey MKIII		2012-06-10 11:37:39 AM

What happened to Farkettes?

Cymbal		2012-06-10 11:37:46 AM

No more bukake? Guess I'll have to start cumming in her ass then.

DrunkenBob		2012-06-10 11:37:55 AM

The new sex study shows that watching hard-core erotic films reduces blood flow to the visual cortex of healthy, heterosexual women, blurring their eyesight.

Here's hoping every woman in the world goes bi.

MoronLessOff		2012-06-10 11:38:59 AM

DrunkenBob: The new sex study shows that watching hard-core erotic films reduces blood flow to the visual cortex of healthy, heterosexual women, blurring their eyesight.

Here's hoping every woman in the world goes bi.

They only tell you that to get a ring.

Grables'Daughter		2012-06-10 11:39:03 AM

I wanted to post something clever, but I can't see the keyboard.

Fapinator		2012-06-10 11:39:35 AM

FTA:

"A dozen research participants, all on hprmonal birth control, were showed three movies ..."

???

Fapinator		2012-06-10 11:40:20 AM

D'oh!

hormonal

SDRR		2012-06-10 11:40:47 AM

Sucks to be them!

Chinchillazilla		2012-06-10 11:41:00 AM

"If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience.com.

"But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

What the hell does this even mean?

Superjew		2012-06-10 11:41:28 AM

It's a biological mechanism whereby ugly guys can get some too.

Ed Finnerty		2012-06-10 11:42:04 AM

The solution is obvious.

Clitoral keyboards.

KrispyKritter		2012-06-10 11:42:16 AM

ocular sex? WTH, it's the weekend.

MoronLessOff		2012-06-10 11:42:19 AM

Grables'Daughter: I wanted to post something clever, but I can't see the keyboard.

Don't you know how to type?

PirateKing		2012-06-10 11:44:36 AM

Ed Finnerty: The solution is obvious.

Clitoral keyboards.

www.freewebs.com

BokerBill		2012-06-10 11:45:03 AM

Chinchillazilla: "If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience.com.

"But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

What the hell does this even mean?

Link

Grables'Daughter		2012-06-10 11:47:08 AM

MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: I wanted to post something clever, but I can't see the keyboard.

Don't you know how to type?

That's just it. I am so blind I can't even FIND the keyboard.

MoronLessOff		2012-06-10 11:47:51 AM

BokerBill: Chinchillazilla: "If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience.com.

"But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

What the hell does this even mean?

Link

Heh. That flick is before my time and I'm still familiar with it.

austin_millbarge		2012-06-10 11:47:59 AM

Pic of Sunny Leone in the article.... er, um I mean just FYI to those of you who may know who she is....

(turns, whistles, and walks away...)

MoronLessOff		2012-06-10 11:49:00 AM

Grables'Daughter: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: I wanted to post something clever, but I can't see the keyboard.

Don't you know how to type?

That's just it. I am so blind I can't even FIND the keyboard.

Then how did you...those words...are you a wizard?

vudukungfu		2012-06-10 11:51:01 AM

Blind hot chicks.
They can't drive.
They don't know what you look like.
Problem?

Savage Belief		2012-06-10 11:51:13 AM

Grables'Daughter: I wanted to post something clever, but I can't see the keyboard.

Try using your tongue.

Slower... s l o w e r ...

offmymeds		2012-06-10 11:51:29 AM

What about hairy palms? Can I still get hairy palms?

3.bp.blogspot.com

demaL-demaL-yeH		2012-06-10 11:52:12 AM

mikdeetx		2012-06-10 11:52:28 AM

cig-mkr		2012-06-10 11:53:05 AM

BokerBill: Chinchillazilla: "If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience.com.

"But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

What the hell does this even mean?

Link

Behind the Green Door? Most Farkers won't get the reference, or remember Marilyn Chambers.

the_celt		2012-06-10 11:56:00 AM

cig-mkr: BokerBill: Chinchillazilla: "If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience.com.

"But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

What the hell does this even mean?

Link

Behind the Green Door? Most Farkers won't get the reference, or remember Marilyn Chambers.

I remember. Actually saw it in a theater.

/Marilyn Chambers fan

Savage Belief		2012-06-10 11:56:13 AM

The Third Man		2012-06-10 11:57:22 AM

Related: Dutch animal sex ban may mean less bestiality porn on the Web

Oh, sure, just when Rover was just about to make his big break into the business.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-06-10 11:57:27 AM

awesome. so some pedophiles will be blinded. good enough for me

willyfreddy		2012-06-10 11:58:50 AM

FTFA:

Using PET scans to peek inside the women's brains, researchers noted a drop in blood flow to the visual cortex when the participants were watching the hard-core movies, Holstege said

ZOMG WHAT A SHOCK!!11ONE1!

/the stupid...
//it burns!

kvinesknows		2012-06-10 12:07:10 PM

So, just like during sex when more blood flows to a womans sexual organs, thus reducing the blood elsewhere? geee who would have thought?

the_celt		2012-06-10 12:08:16 PM

Sgt Otter		2012-06-10 12:09:38 PM

the_celt: cig-mkr: BokerBill: Chinchillazilla: "If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience.com.

"But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

What the hell does this even mean?

Link

Behind the Green Door? Most Farkers won't get the reference, or remember Marilyn Chambers.

I remember. Actually saw it in a theater.

/Marilyn Chambers fan

I've actually been to the O'Farrell Theater in San Francisco where they filmed it. It's a weird place, sort of a combination strip club / porn theater.

The Green Door was still there.

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2012-06-10 12:10:06 PM

PirateKing: Ed Finnerty: The solution is obvious.

Clitoral keyboards.

[www.freewebs.com image 306x270]

I miss those. the touchpad kind are always rough on my fingers, it feels like someone is slashing my pads. no amount of cleaner helps, it always feels like there's a rock or something, something grainy slashing my skin. :( never happened with the rubber mice.

moof		2012-06-10 12:11:13 PM

willyfreddy: FTFA:

Using PET scans to peek inside the women's brains, researchers noted a drop in blood flow to the visual cortex when the participants were watching the hard-core movies, Holstege said

ZOMG WHAT A SHOCK!!11ONE1!

/the stupid...
//it burns!

Sure, call a university professor stupid when he gets college girls (who must be on hormonal birth control to fit "the study's" criteria) to watch porn with him... Yup, what a stupid dick, getting paid for that research.

Ringshadow		2012-06-10 12:12:25 PM

I write porn and I'm up to a negative 8.5 on my right eye (not quite so bad on the left).

Hmmm.

farkeruk		2012-06-10 12:15:05 PM

What about a movie where a reclusive woman becomes blind from watching too much porn but is sexually liberated as she develops a heightened sense of smell where she can sense people who are horny around her?

//boom-chicka-wow-wow

wambu		2012-06-10 12:15:10 PM

Women do not need to see to have sex, so I fail to see the relevance . . .

Gumaraid		2012-06-10 12:16:05 PM

Wishful thinking on subby's part. Most women don't watch porn. With what they got they can be porn whenever they want. So, the whole scenario is quite unlikely.

vudukungfu		2012-06-10 12:17:19 PM

Gumaraid: So, the whole scenario is quite unlikely.

Like men watching My Little Pony?

Rainbow hair on my palms.

Desmo		2012-06-10 12:17:27 PM

fragMasterFlash		2012-06-10 12:18:29 PM

So now all the porn hound ladies have a reason to wear sexy librarian glasses? How is this not a win-win situation?

The Jami Turman Fan Club		2012-06-10 12:22:50 PM

Ringshadow: I write porn and I'm up to a negative 8.5 on my right eye (not quite so bad on the left).

Hmmm.

Better switch hands. Or get an eyepatch.

MoronLessOff		2012-06-10 12:24:41 PM

farkeruk: What about a movie where a reclusive woman becomes blind from watching too much porn but is sexually liberated as she develops a heightened sense of smell where she can sense people who are horny around her?

//boom-chicka-wow-wow

So...she constantly smells chlorine?

Along the lines of Spider-Babe, I present "BareDevil"! Starring Misty Mundae.

MythDragon		2012-06-10 12:26:12 PM

offmymeds: What about hairy palms? Can I still get hairy palms?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 442x242]

It's just as well. Dating Rosie is what got him hairy palms to begin with.

MoronLessOff		2012-06-10 12:27:53 PM

fragMasterFlash: So now all the porn hound ladies have a reason to wear sexy librarian glasses? How is this not a win-win situation?

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