FARK.com: (7154780) When 69-year-old man turns up begging for help to remove ring-shaped object from his genitals, rescue crews initially plan to use four-inch angle grinder

		When 69-year-old man turns up begging for help to remove ring-shaped object from his genitals, rescue crews initially plan to use four-inch angle grinder (mirror.co.uk)		9
		More: Scary, Manchester Evening News, genitals, objects, angle grinder

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dkendr		2012-06-10 04:55:34 AM

4 votes:

Had they merely shoved an ice cube up his ass and showed him a picture of subby's mom, it'd have been over in three seconds.

StrikitRich		2012-06-10 10:33:06 AM

3 votes:

They were gonna use the Jaws of Life, but your mom wasn't available.

wellreadneck		2012-06-10 10:40:57 AM

2 votes:

Oldiron_79: This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt

Yes, but are the rubber ones dishwasher-safe?

Tom_Slick		2012-06-10 10:32:43 AM

2 votes:

Wasn't this an episode of Rescue Me?

Alleyoop		2012-06-10 11:43:53 AM

1 votes:

Need help, soonish.

KrispyKritter		2012-06-10 10:42:52 AM

1 votes:

if you can still play with your favorite pull toy at age 69 more power to you.

cavehobbit		2012-06-10 10:38:15 AM

1 votes:

ouch

Wulfman		2012-06-10 10:33:56 AM

1 votes:

A grinder would have heated the metal and burnt his johnson. Not that I know from personal experience...

Oldiron_79		2012-06-10 10:26:27 AM

1 votes:

This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt

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