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(Mirror.co.uk)   When 69-year-old man turns up begging for help to remove ring-shaped object from his genitals, rescue crews initially plan to use four-inch angle grinder   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 7
    More: Scary, Manchester Evening News, genitals, objects, angle grinder  
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2012-06-10 10:26:27 AM
2 votes:
This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt
2012-06-10 07:31:30 AM
2 votes:
It's called a cock ring. And this is why you don't use solid metal rings.
2012-06-10 10:47:57 AM
1 votes:
Gough: It's called a "ring cutter":

http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=ring+cutter&hl=en&prmd=imvns & resnum=2&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=649&um=1&ie=U TF-8&tbm=shop&cid=16492290000757165105&sa=X&ei=eLLUT52WFsrO2AWN7pXADw& ved=0CJMBEPMCMAA

I think every ER has one...at least I hope so.


Or they could just call in a urologist with a 14ga 3.25in Angiocatheter for "Special Placement" to drain out the corpus cavernosum and remove the ring the "natural" way.
2012-06-10 10:33:03 AM
1 votes:
I'd think that a dremel tool would have been more suitable and safer.
2012-06-10 10:32:43 AM
1 votes:
Wasn't this an episode of Rescue Me?
2012-06-10 10:29:29 AM
1 votes:
"Well, . . . it was the only tool we had."

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2012-06-10 04:55:34 AM
1 votes:
Had they merely shoved an ice cube up his ass and showed him a picture of subby's mom, it'd have been over in three seconds.
 
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