Oldiron_79 * * Smartest * * Funniest * [ ] Smartest [ ] Funniest 2012-06-10 10:26:27 AM This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt
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Or better... old shoelaces or something.

Anything that's a rigid shape like a cock ring is not going anywhere near my penis. Ever.

/I get panic attacks when I can't get a ring off my finger... but that's easily solvable with some soap and some cursing. A penis... not so easy I'd imagine.

jake3988: Oldiron_79 * * Smartest * * Funniest * [ ] Smartest [ ] Funniest 2012-06-10 10:26:27 AM This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt
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Or better... old shoelaces or something.

Anything that's a rigid shape like a cock ring is not going anywhere near my penis. Ever.

/I get panic attacks when I can't get a ring off my finger... but that's easily solvable with some soap and some cursing. A penis... not so easy I'd imagine.

This.

I'd rather have a sore, possibly skinned, finger. I've got 9 more to use in it's place. A penis, not so much. I've only got one of those.

MFAWG: gilatrout: I'd think that a dremel tool would have been more suitable and safer.

A Dremel is next to useless on anything more solid than aluminium.

I've cut through Master-locks with them. They are hardly useless for hard materials.

kenny's mom: Riki01: I once had to have a cheap ring removed from my FINGER and went to a jeweler who used a small, hand cranked cutter. Pretty cool, really, a slotted curved end slid under the ring...]snip]...You'd think an ER would have a couple of those things.

I once went to the ER to get this done (wedding band + swollen hand + had gained weight over the years, hence tighter fit of ring), and they had one of these cutters--exactly what was needed!

And, lo and behold, anyone can now buy one on Amazon for less than $20:

Link

Unless you guys had wedding rings made of 3" steel, I doubt your experience is particularly relevant .. you could probably bite a gold ring off if you really wanted to, or use any household diagonal cutters ...

Was he really 69 or did someone just make that up?

wellreadneck: Oldiron_79: wellreadneck: Oldiron_79: This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt

Yes, but are the rubber ones dishwasher-safe?

Depending on brand they are usually top shelf dishwasher safe

Actually, that snarky question was a reference to what I consider a humorous story. Years ago, a friend from North Carolina, of all places, was visiting myself and a group of other ex-patriot southern queens up North. After a brunch of mint juleps, mimosas, and bloody marys in honor of the occasion, we took a stagger through the gay village. As we passed one of the local slap palaces, our guest informed us that he had promised to purchase a dildo for a "friend". Of course, the entire gaggle of gays insisted on helping with his purchase. While perusing the selection, I commented on the price difference between seemingly identical dicks. The clerk explained, to a chorus of giggles, that the more expensive were indeed "top-shelf, dishwasher safe". One friend questioned what was so funny, stating that that was, in fact, how he cleaned his. Another friend, thought to lack a gag reflex, muttered "But I had dinner at your house last weekend", then vomitted copiously on the floor.

creepy story bro.

I'm assuming he doesn't do the load of sex toys at the same time as the load of dishes.

wellreadneck: Oldiron_79: This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt

Yes, but are the rubber ones dishwasher-safe?

They're one time use.

It had to be terror sweat!

Well, if you're an emergency responder, this kind of thing isn't exactly unknown, so there's some room for humor..."Well, let's just see if this acetylene torch will help start it off!"