You traded the Bluesmobile for this?
No, for a microphone.
A microphone?!? OK, I can see that.

That's funny enough to make me hope she wins.

I wonder if she is under the impression that her pink slip gave her proof of ownership of the planet Saturn as well.

She and her lawyer know there is no way in hell she will get the amount asking, its more of an attention grabber for the media to show everyone how she was wronged by her city.
And by the looks of it, it is working.

Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser -- in fees, expenses, and waste of time. As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.

-Lincoln

At first I didn't understand what the author was going for with this comment:

"owes her billions of dollars as a result of the way they treated her automotive Tupperware Saturn."

Then I remembered back to when I drove a Saturn in the early 2000's, and you know what? In my fly Saturn I was indeed fresh.

Joshua5: She and her lawyer know there is no way in hell she will get the amount asking

Maybe you are not familiar with the United States legal system....

Bank:

"Hi, I'm a big bank and I do not know how money works. Therefore I cannot balance my budget. :("

Congress:

"Aww, here, have a few trillion bucks of taxpayer money. Surely that will fix things!"

FTFA: The city claims the woman-who was receiving mail while in the hospital-chose to disregard the notices they sent her and did no wrong.

Grammar much?

She has a point... but not a $500B point.

CheatCommando: Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser -- in fees, expenses, and waste of time. As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.

-Lincoln

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! BAH HA HA HA HA!
Oh Lincoln, you so craaaazy!

czetie: From the footnotes of the judgment:

Plaintiff's Complaint also contains references to human trafficking and musicians Shawn Carter ("Jay-Z") and Sean Combs ("P. Diddy"). Although Plaintiff believes that these musicians may be involved in the seizure of her vehicle, these allegations do not support her attempt to state a facially plausible claim.

So yeah, she seems credible.

"I've got 99 problems but a biatch's 2002 Saturn ain't one. hit me."

And yes, I know he was a lawyer.

I would ask 'again'? But this sort of behavior is expected to repeat itself.

I am not sure who the bigger farkhead is, the lady or the author of the article.

500 Billion?

David Boies couldn't even get 5 billion out of Google for Larry. Larry wound up with legal bills and bupkis.

But given David Boies' penchant for signing ridiculous contracts out of greed because even a small percentage of 5 or 500 billion is large (Persuing the SCO vs IBM suit until the heat death of the Universe, really), maybe he can take this one on contingency.

Maybe that will work.

$500 billion dollar car


500 billion dollar dollar car?

If she can sue for that much on a seized/sold car, how much can I sue the guy who totaled my Matrix for? I'm thinking eleventy-trillion.

Trance750: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: At first I didn't understand what the author was going for with this comment:

"owes her billions of dollars as a result of the way they treated her automotive Tupperware Saturn."

Then I remembered back to when I drove a Saturn in the early 2000's, and you know what? In my fly Saturn I was indeed fresh.

I had a Saturn, and had that thing for 13 years and in all that time, never gave me one ounce of trouble

Well to be fair, this is the assessment of Jalopnik, which is the coloring book version of automotive web sites.

Car in question?

bmihura: Maybe you are not familiar with the United States legal system....

The judge has already dismissed the suit of out hand.

/ Evidently you are not familiar with RTFA

Englebert Slaptyback: $500 billion dollar car


500 billion dollar dollar car?

Agreed, it ranks right up there with apostrophe abuse.
But just mention it and you are accused of belonging to some fringe National Socialist party.

her attorney should be disbarred for wasting the courts time. these attention whore suits would quickly stop after a few licenses were lost

Oh, lord. Could this be the same crazy person? Name and location are a match...

A Human Rights Petition

Just a snippet of the crazy: This is a petition about me (Michelle Mathis) which has been and continue to be covert surveillance and used for commercial profit by my government and corporations to allow wall street to buy and sell me on the world wide stock exchanges. Through the covert surveillance illegally conducted on me I have been and continue to be used for pornography production (Playboy Enterprises, Inc), research and stock value which control my life. Through the government tax incentives it has allowed for Michelle Mathis identity to be stolen and her life to be placed for sale with within wall street and in the pornography industry. NASA with their technology on the International Space Station is able to monitor and control remotely the very bodily functions of me within private environments.

Farty McPooPants: But just mention it and you are accused of belonging to some fringe National Socialist party.

I was told they were grandma nazis.

fnliii: She's filed some Looney-tune cases before. Methinks no lawyer is gonna touch a case this woman brings.

She must be Jack Thompson's long lost cousin.

Maybe she was so fond of the car, that she gave it a name.

I wonder what she named it?

From the thumbnail:

Plaintiff further believes that Defendant has acted intentionally, because of her past experiences with the Impound Unit.

meerkat: NASA with their technology on the International Space Station is able to monitor and control remotely the very bodily functions of me within private environments.


She is only partially right.

It's the Computer God Brain Bank Brain On The Moon (in cities on the dark side which we never see) which controls us. Each of us has one. She has nearly discovered the actual frightful truth that Francis E. Dec discovered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJLhnts9-oQ

repeat!

Joshua5: She and her lawyer know there is no way in hell she will get the amount asking, its more of an attention grabber for the media to show everyone how she was wronged by her city.
And by the looks of it, it is working.

It looks like she's a loon and her lawyer as well since he filed the suit, the dummy ignored all notices and didn't bother to retrieve it after she got out.

meerkat: Oh, lord. Could this be the same crazy person? Name and location are a match...

A Human Rights Petition

Just a snippet of the crazy: This is a petition about me (Michelle Mathis) which has been and continue to be covert surveillance and used for commercial profit by my government and corporations to allow wall street to buy and sell me on the world wide stock exchanges. Through the covert surveillance illegally conducted on me I have been and continue to be used for pornography production (Playboy Enterprises, Inc), research and stock value which control my life. Through the government tax incentives it has allowed for Michelle Mathis identity to be stolen and her life to be placed for sale with within wall street and in the pornography industry. NASA with their technology on the International Space Station is able to monitor and control remotely the very bodily functions of me within private environments.

My mom (defense attorney) periodically gets letters from people on the other side of cases, former clients, etc. that are like this. Most recently was a guy insisting that he doesn't have to pay taxes because he is his own sovereign and paying taxes is slavery, and also he's not an American citizen because he is a reincarnated Knight Templar.

Good reads.

Is her attorney John Edwards? He probably needs the money.
Maybe she will settle for a billion.

Are you dissing my orange box, subby?



/traveling contractor, it works great for me
//could use a slightly bigger gas tank

So thats why my Saturn SC2 was soo cheap o.o

I'll sell it back to her after she wins for a cool 20 mill.

Ringshadow: Are you dissing my orange box, subby?

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/traveling contractor, it works great for me
//could use a slightly bigger gas tank

Ug, I don't like the look of the older ones, the newer ones (mine's a 2010) looks so fine!

i got it in this color too:

Found a picture of her.