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(Wenatchee World)   YWCA thrift store supervisor who sought hitman for ex-wife arrested after allegedly asking underage girls on community service to expose breasts for free clothes   (wenatcheeworld.com) divider line 29
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2012-06-10 11:26:15 AM
The girls said Lawson tried to adjust their backs but that they pushed him away, Kruse said.

Free clothes, AND he's a chiropractor too?

Why can't I work for this guy?
 
2012-06-10 11:33:55 AM
Dirty old guy can't blame him for trying though.
Total fail though.
 
2012-06-10 11:38:37 AM
Goddamn 15 year old breasts are some powerful stuff.
 
2012-06-10 11:40:03 AM
He should have just set up hidden cameras in the dressing room, just like every other upstanding citizen does.
 
2012-06-10 11:40:30 AM
they were 15? ok please delete my comment i didn't read the stroy properly. Guy is sick & I don't support him at all.
 
2012-06-10 11:40:39 AM

Fett56: Goddamn 15 year old breasts are some powerful stuff.


Only if they've been attached to a body the entire time.

Trust me.
 
2012-06-10 11:44:05 AM
So did he ask "girls to expose breasts" or did he say "show me your tits" or "show me your boobies"? Maybe this guy is a birder.
 
2012-06-10 11:45:58 AM
playing with 15 yr old breasts is best left to 14 to 17 yr olds, says Captain Obvious.
 
2012-06-10 11:58:27 AM
To be fair, there's not much else to do in Wenatchee.
 
2012-06-10 12:00:07 PM
This is what happens now when townies get busted for minor-in-possession of alcohol during the Apple Blossom Festival?

/Times have changed
//Harrumph
 
2012-06-10 12:02:45 PM
Boobs do not magically appear at age 18.
 
2012-06-10 12:03:09 PM
Imagine what sort of breasts free clothes from Goodwill would enable you to see. Or the intelligence of anyone using that as bait. On underage girls, no less.
 
2012-06-10 12:13:12 PM
The girls said Lawson tried to adjust their backs

Doing it wrong.
 
2012-06-10 12:14:54 PM
I think subby forgot the hero tag. I don't see how this guy did anything wrong. If offering clothing to underage girls in exchange for them exposing themselves is wrong then I don't want to be right (or be prosecuted for offering clothing to underage girls in exchange for them exposing themselves)
 
2012-06-10 12:16:13 PM
So, he screwed up his life in the early 90's, came back and did something good with himself, and now this?
 
2012-06-10 12:16:56 PM

Grables'Daughter: The girls said Lawson tried to adjust their backs but that they pushed him away, Kruse said.

Free clothes, AND he's a chiropractor too?

Why can't I work for this guy?


Because you're not 15.
 
2012-06-10 12:24:14 PM
We need to know how hot they where before making any judgement calls...
 
2012-06-10 12:27:04 PM
I've heard of men not attracted to 15 year old breasts. They're called homosexuals or pedophiles. If you haven't been excited by a well formed set of breasts on a 15 year old, you're in one category or the other. There's nothing sick about it.

Not that I do anything about it. Teenaged girls are property. You mess with somebody's property, you go to jail.
 
2012-06-10 12:35:39 PM

lasercannon: I think subby forgot the hero tag. I don't see how this guy did anything wrong. If offering clothing to underage girls in exchange for them exposing themselves is wrong then I don't want to be right (or be prosecuted for offering clothing to underage girls in exchange for them exposing themselves)


You missed the part about the hitman.
 
2012-06-10 12:47:58 PM

95BV5: To be fair, there's not much else to do in Wenatchee.


Go up to Leavenworth and get just shiatterfaced.
 
2012-06-10 01:22:41 PM
"Since his discharge from prison, Lawson helped develop and was president of Wenatchee Valley College's STAVE program while an honor student at the school in 2008 and 2009. STAVE is an acronym for Student Transitional Assistance for Veteran's Education. He has said he was in the Army in the late 1980s and discharged in 1991.

Lawson later organized several local programs that offered free furniture, surplus military goods and health care for military service veterans."

Based on Fark standards, shouldn't he automatically have a Hero tag?
 
2012-06-10 01:27:35 PM

TheHappTroll: So did he ask "girls to expose breasts" or did he say "show me your tits" or "show me your boobies"? Maybe this guy is a birder.


"I'm going to harrass you girls, but I'm going to remove all doubt. Please expose your human female breasts in my presence."
 
2012-06-10 01:37:41 PM
Jesus, have you seen some of these thrift store girls? How desperate was this guy? "Alright, Brandy, I need you to come in the back with me for a minute and- how's the scabies by the way? That cream workin'? Good. And I need you to come in the back with me, and grab Tina too... No, no, not lazy eye Tina, the other one who just had the baby. Yeah, come meet me in the donation crate in 15 minutes. Got some new brassieres for you to try out."
 
2012-06-10 01:50:27 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I've heard of men not attracted to 15 year old breasts. They're called homosexuals or pedophiles. If you haven't been excited by a well formed set of breasts on a 15 year old, you're in one category or the other. There's nothing sick about it.

Not that I do anything about it. Teenaged girls are property. You mess with somebody's property, you go to jail.


You still don't get to loot teenaged girls when the riots come, though.
 
2012-06-10 01:53:09 PM
I don't think that 'finds 15 year old girls developed breasts = pedo'. I'd expect plenty of guys would see a decent rack on a 15 year old and do what most guys do when they see breasts, which is try and catch a glance without being obvious about it. It's kinda something that men can't help when they see breasts.

But most guys know that there's a difference between that and then trying to bribe the girls into showing their breasts. That's just flat out wrong. So yeah, this guy deserves to be punished.
 
2012-06-10 02:36:19 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

\25 comments in, and it's not there already?
\\Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-06-10 03:41:43 PM
This guy needs his Human Being card revoked.
 
2012-06-10 04:44:40 PM
The picture of Thad was all I had to see

/brand him with hot iron
//set him loose in general population
 
2012-06-11 02:40:34 AM
But were they hot?
 
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