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(BBC)   After 100 years under wraps, details of depraved sex acts by penguins during a polar exploration mission are finally published   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 75
    More: Interesting, polar explorers, Captain Scott, zoology, Human sexual activity, breeding seasons, Edwardian, Natural History Museum, Dr George Murray Levick  
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2012-06-10 12:14:26 AM
"They are not distinguishing between live females who are awaiting congress in the colony, and dead penguins from the previous year which just happen to be in the same position."

The previous year?
 
2012-06-10 12:29:17 AM
What happens in Antarctica no longer stays in Antarctica.
 
2012-06-10 12:45:53 AM

shidekigonomo: "They are not distinguishing between live females who are awaiting congress in the colony, and dead penguins from the previous year which just happen to be in the same position."

The previous year?


Antarctic weather kept them refrigerated, I guess. It's surprising the skuas hadn't gotten to them, though. It almost makes you want to
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-06-10 12:58:33 AM
files.myopera.com
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-06-10 01:23:04 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-10 01:26:55 AM
It's about farking time.
 
2012-06-10 01:27:40 AM

jbc: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x98]


Can't read it can't expand it.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-06-10 01:34:19 AM

SoxSweepAgain: jbc: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x98]

Can't read it can't expand it.


Link
 
2012-06-10 01:53:08 AM
Penguin porn? Kinky.
 
2012-06-10 01:57:21 AM
Their freaken animals I tell ya. Animals!
 
2012-06-10 01:59:40 AM
*They're* I mean. I wish Fark let you correct your posts.
 
2012-06-10 02:02:16 AM
In the avian world,frenzied necrophilia is clearly.....



*dons sunglasses*



....adelie occurrence.

/Yeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-06-10 02:09:28 AM

Apos: In the avian world,frenzied necrophilia is clearly.....



*dons sunglasses*



....adelie occurrence.

/Yeeeeeeeeeah!


Since the dead penguin can't feel pain, the live penguin doesn't need

*dons sunglasses*

...to be gentoo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-06-10 02:43:01 AM

Paris1127:

Since the dead penguin can't feel pain, the live penguin doesn't need

*dons sunglasses*

...to be gentoo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Mmmhmmm. In fact,it may indulge in carnal abandon like....


*adds crown and trident to ensemble*

....an insatiable Emperor.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-06-10 03:01:14 AM

Apos: Paris1127:

Since the dead penguin can't feel pain, the live penguin doesn't need

*dons sunglasses*

...to be gentoo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mmmhmmm. In fact,it may indulge in carnal abandon like....


*adds crown and trident to ensemble*

....an insatiable Emperor.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!


I don't get that pun. Let's keep our penguin puns simple. Consider yourself

*sunglasses (couldn't think of anything else)*

Humboldt

/Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!
 
2012-06-10 03:02:05 AM
If they think that's bad, they should follow ducks around. The male grabs the female by the back of the head/neck, to hold himself on, shoving her face first into the ground. But they're in shallow water or mud, the female very often ends up drowning while the male gets his jollies. And the males will line up to have their turn with the corpse.
 
2012-06-10 03:10:27 AM

Paris1127: Apos: Paris1127:

Since the dead penguin can't feel pain, the live penguin doesn't need

*dons sunglasses*

...to be gentoo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mmmhmmm. In fact,it may indulge in carnal abandon like....


*adds crown and trident to ensemble*

....an insatiable Emperor.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

I don't get that pun. Let's keep our penguin puns simple. Consider yourself

*sunglasses (couldn't think of anything else)*

Humboldt

/Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!


It was an admittedly poor reference to batshiat crazy Roman emperors(Caligula,Nero et al) and their avian counterparts. Lesson learned.


And well played.
 
2012-06-10 03:24:03 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-10 03:30:38 AM

Apos: Paris1127: Apos: Paris1127:

Since the dead penguin can't feel pain, the live penguin doesn't need

*dons sunglasses*

...to be gentoo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mmmhmmm. In fact,it may indulge in carnal abandon like....


*adds crown and trident to ensemble*

....an insatiable Emperor.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

I don't get that pun. Let's keep our penguin puns simple. Consider yourself

*sunglasses (couldn't think of anything else)*

Humboldt

/Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!

It was an admittedly poor reference to batshiat crazy Roman emperors(Caligula,Nero et al) and their avian counterparts. Lesson learned.


And well played.


Ah, OK. Gotta love a pun battle, eventually the references start to get really obscure. Well played to you too, sir!
 
2012-06-10 04:35:14 AM
Ain't nothin' but mammals.

/except for those penguins.
//pittsburgh I mean
///kings in six
 
2012-06-10 04:43:55 AM
I love the 'related links' from TFA, which turned up this Gem -

'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin, which is a story about just what it sounds like, a seal pinning down and buggering a penguin.

Nature is brilliant.
 
2012-06-10 04:46:24 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

SUCH a "Dirty Bird"...
 
2012-06-10 04:47:30 AM
Sure, but it's no "dolphin rape cave".
 
2012-06-10 04:50:36 AM

Apos: Paris1127: Apos: Paris1127:

Since the dead penguin can't feel pain, the live penguin doesn't need

*dons sunglasses*

...to be gentoo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mmmhmmm. In fact,it may indulge in carnal abandon like....


*adds crown and trident to ensemble*

....an insatiable Emperor.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

I don't get that pun. Let's keep our penguin puns simple. Consider yourself

*sunglasses (couldn't think of anything else)*

Humboldt

/Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!

It was an admittedly poor reference to batshiat crazy Roman emperors(Caligula,Nero et al) and their avian counterparts. Lesson learned.


And well played.


Just so long as you're not feeling a Little Blue.
 
2012-06-10 05:09:58 AM

Gothnet: ...a story about just what it sounds like, a seal pinning down and buggering a penguin.


"...no, no, that's just ice cream."
 
2012-06-10 05:11:32 AM

doglover: [files.myopera.com image 490x534]



You have been waiting all year to use that photo haven't you?
 
2012-06-10 05:16:55 AM
Paging letrole .. Doctor letrole to the thread please.
 
2012-06-10 05:21:11 AM
I always remember things like this when people start blabbing about things like homosexuality being 'unnatural'. The fact is, nature is full of all kinds of weird and sometimes rather gross sex. From things like this, to male deer humping each other during rut and male ducks raping each other and female ducks, sometimes to death, dogs humping legs and stuffed toys, it's hard to keep a straight face when people keep blathering on about what's 'natural' as if nature was all warm, fuzzy and family friendly.
 
2012-06-10 05:22:57 AM
He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females...


Here in Alaska we just call that Saturday night.



/remember girls, you're ugly again once you leace the state
 
2012-06-10 05:25:00 AM
www.nobodygoeshere.com

/hot, like Drew intended.
 
2012-06-10 05:27:05 AM

Gyzhor: Paging letrole .. Doctor letrole to the thread please.


Depraved penguin sex is learned behavior? Something, something?
 
2012-06-10 05:38:24 AM
Required:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-10 05:44:59 AM

the f you talkin' bout, subby? God masturbates and blows a new round of creatures onto the planet. People aren't allow to have pleasure; god said so.

fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-06-10 05:52:48 AM
It's all in the cloaca, and the tail feathers.
 
2012-06-10 05:58:16 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 512x512]


Thank you kindly, sir!

www.smidgeindustriesltd.com
 
2012-06-10 06:09:36 AM
Men. FFS.
 
2012-06-10 06:37:20 AM

ambercat: I always remember things like this when people start blabbing about things like homosexuality being 'unnatural'. The fact is, nature is full of all kinds of weird and sometimes rather gross sex. From things like this, to male deer humping each other during rut and male ducks raping each other and female ducks, sometimes to death, dogs humping legs and stuffed toys, it's hard to keep a straight face when people keep blathering on about what's 'natural' as if nature was all warm, fuzzy and family friendly.


You're missing their point. Unnaturalness is not bad in itself to anyone. People across the political spectrum love unnatural things and ask for them by name, e.g. Haagen Dazs, Aston Martin, Galaxy S3, and BIE (preferably simultaneously).

Being unnatural magnifies the repugnance of things that would be judged bad anyway. Hence, oddly shaped boobs are only mildly disquieting if natural, yet they provoke loud complaint if unnatural. An unresponsive sex partner is disappointing, but would provoke screaming panic if discovered to be an android. Rape is terrible though natural, but is judged even worse if it is accomplished with royhypnol, amyl nitrate, and a Galaxy S3.

Similarly, you will find that those who object to buggery on the basis that it is unnatural tend to see sex generally as something shameful. The same people who want the gays in the closet have also been struggling to put heterosexuals there as well by campaigning against indecent behavior, dress, art, etc. They want all sexuality hid in a closet, though they want gays at the back of the closet for being less natural than the rest of us. While it may seem like the worst place for a person afraid of sex would be in a closet with RuPaul behind him, that's what they want. At least what they think they want. Honestly, I don't think they're thinking very clearly.
 
2012-06-10 06:43:10 AM

thisispete: Apos: Paris1127: Apos: Paris1127:

Since the dead penguin can't feel pain, the live penguin doesn't need

*dons sunglasses*

...to be gentoo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mmmhmmm. In fact,it may indulge in carnal abandon like....


*adds crown and trident to ensemble*

....an insatiable Emperor.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

I don't get that pun. Let's keep our penguin puns simple. Consider yourself

*sunglasses (couldn't think of anything else)*

Humboldt

/Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!

It was an admittedly poor reference to batshiat crazy Roman emperors(Caligula,Nero et al) and their avian counterparts. Lesson learned.


And well played.

Just so long as you're not feeling a Little Blue.


Booooooo! That's a terrible pun, you Jackass!
 
2012-06-10 06:49:50 AM
Are we sure this isn't a Python sketch?
 
2012-06-10 06:58:31 AM
imgboot.com

I know from personal experience ^ they don't care to be mocked for it, either.
 
2012-06-10 07:01:48 AM

Paris1127: Apos: Paris1127:

Since the dead penguin can't feel pain, the live penguin doesn't need

*dons sunglasses*

...to be gentoo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mmmhmmm. In fact,it may indulge in carnal abandon like....


*adds crown and trident to ensemble*

....an insatiable Emperor.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

I don't get that pun. Let's keep our penguin puns simple. Consider yourself

*sunglasses (couldn't think of anything else)*

Humboldt

/Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!


Emperor Penguin reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Penguin
 
2012-06-10 07:06:07 AM

ShawnDoc: If they think that's bad, they should follow ducks around. The male grabs the female by the back of the head/neck, to hold himself on, shoving her face first into the ground. But they're in shallow water or mud, the female very often ends up drowning while the male gets his jollies. And the males will line up to have their turn with the corpse.


Sounds like a few Frat parties I've been to.
 
2012-06-10 07:15:35 AM
i527.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 07:20:05 AM
This shouldn't surprise anyone because everyone knows fat chicks are always the most perverted!

greenobles.com
 
2012-06-10 07:25:49 AM
those dirty bastards, I knew those tailed tuxes were a dead giveaway
 
2012-06-10 07:30:42 AM
So penguins aren't actually necrophiles. They're just too dumb to tell the difference between live and dead penguins.
 
2012-06-10 07:41:18 AM
blog.vukomir.info
 
2012-06-10 07:46:18 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-10 07:57:19 AM
What about the sex *with* penguins?

You can't tell me that Cherry-Garrard, Wilson and Bowers really went on a six-week trek through -70C temperatures in the darkness of the Antarctic winter just to get Emperor Penguin eggs.

Those dudes were just insanely horny, and fancied a bit of penguin pussy.

Also, when Oates said "I am just going outside and may be some time", he was simply going out for a wank. Sadly, most of the expeditions porn stash had been lost in a crevasse on the Beardmore Glacier, so he froze to death while trying to rub one out over Evans' midget-porn mags with all the pages stuck together. The others found him with his semi-flaccid dick frozen to his hand and icy tears of his frustration running down his face. Then they ate him.

True story.
 
2012-06-10 08:08:39 AM
flap, flap, flap
 
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