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2012-06-09 08:48:09 PM  
VP Water sports.
 
2012-06-09 08:49:36 PM  
Biden sprays his load all over children, news at 11.
 
2012-06-09 08:50:10 PM  
I have the biggest man-crush on Joe Biden.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:12 PM  
oi49.tinypic.com

He could have just got out the hose he used to rinse off his Trans Am and soaked those kids.
 
2012-06-09 08:53:15 PM  
Biden looks at that soaker with the same bewilderment he looks at anything with.
 
2012-06-09 08:53:17 PM  
img262.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 08:53:22 PM  

GAT_00: Biden sprays his load all over children, news at 11.


lol
 
2012-06-09 08:54:03 PM  
My god, someone has to stop this maniac!
 
2012-06-09 08:57:57 PM  

skinink: [img262.imageshack.us image 300x232]


Did you actually read the article?
 
2012-06-09 08:59:12 PM  
We all knew Biden would snap one of these days...
 
2012-06-09 09:00:16 PM  
Biden wasn't armed with an Oozinator, but somehow...

i.imgur.com

api.ning.com
 
2012-06-09 09:00:33 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: GAT_00: Biden sprays his load all over children, news at 11.

lol


Glad you approve.
 
2012-06-09 09:07:56 PM  
Finally found a group of Americans to match his intellect.
 
2012-06-09 09:08:04 PM  
Biden is the most entertaining Vice President since Aaron Burr.
 
2012-06-09 09:11:41 PM  
Actually, Dick Cheney was the last war-mongering Vice-President.

Does somebody have some sort of issue with this?
 
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2012-06-09 09:12:50 PM  

revrendjim: Biden is the most entertaining Vice President since Aaron Burr.


haha
 
2012-06-09 09:16:56 PM  
I don't understand how anyone can find a man partially responsible for the death of thousands of people to be harmless and adorable. Farking politicians, they're all cold blooded killers.
 
2012-06-09 09:18:10 PM  

whidbey: Actually, Dick Cheney was the last war-mongering Vice-President.

Does somebody have some sort of issue with this?


Hey look it's THAT guy. Let's go piss in his Wheaties
 
2012-06-09 09:18:30 PM  
CNN, I'm surprised. I usually have to go to Huffington Post to see this kind of fluff.
 
2012-06-09 09:20:10 PM  

Snargi: CNN, I'm surprised. I usually have to go to Huffington Post to see this kind of fluff.


CNN has been slip-sliding down the McNews Poopchute since the 1st Gulf War.
 
2012-06-09 09:21:05 PM  
Whar drone strike? WHAR?
 
2012-06-09 09:23:01 PM  

marsgwar: Finally found a group of Americans to match his intellect.


He's actually very intelligent. But prone to say something foot in mouth once in a while.
 
2012-06-09 09:23:34 PM  

whidbey: Actually, Dick Cheney was the last war-mongering Vice-President.

Does somebody have some sort of issue with this?


What are you twelve? It's called the military industrial complex. You can't escape it. I think it's adorable when the democrats and republicans point fingers at each other. They're all killers.
 
2012-06-09 09:24:44 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

/for no good reason, really.
 
2012-06-09 09:25:49 PM  

Branbot: I don't understand how anyone can find a man partially responsible for the death of thousands of unpeople to be harmless and adorable. Farking politicians, they're all cold blooded killers.


Haven't the majority of monarchs through human history enjoyed a large measure of popular support? Why would these guys have it any difference?
 
2012-06-09 09:27:37 PM  

thisispete: He could have just got out the hose he used to rinse off his Trans Am and soaked those kids.


Biden's greatest moment was when he saw The Onion's running gag of articles on him, and his response was, "That's insulting. I would never have a Trans Am on the White House lawn. It would be a Camaro, or nothing."
 
2012-06-09 09:28:17 PM  

Branbot: whidbey: Actually, Dick Cheney was the last war-mongering Vice-President.

Does somebody have some sort of issue with this?

What are you twelve? It's called the military industrial complex. You can't escape it. I think it's adorable when the democrats and republicans point fingers at each other. They're all killers.


No, I'm pretty sure the last Presidency who called for war was under Bush, with Cheney pushing the case for invasion in early 2001.

Sorry that your "both sides do it" crap isn't convincing anyone.
 
2012-06-09 09:31:42 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Branbot: I don't understand how anyone can find a man partially responsible for the death of thousands of unpeople to be harmless and adorable. Farking politicians, they're all cold blooded killers.

Haven't the majority of monarchs through human history enjoyed a large measure of popular support? Why would these guys have it any difference?


Back in the day information was hard to come by, you had very few sources to collect it from and most of them were playing to a hidden agenda. Now you have this weird thing called the internet which inhibits our leaders from spreading lies and misinformation. So there's no excuse to know better than to support murderers and liars.
 
2012-06-09 09:34:16 PM  

whidbey: Branbot: whidbey: Actually, Dick Cheney was the last war-mongering Vice-President.

Does somebody have some sort of issue with this?

What are you twelve? It's called the military industrial complex. You can't escape it. I think it's adorable when the democrats and republicans point fingers at each other. They're all killers.

No, I'm pretty sure the last Presidency who called for war was under Bush, with Cheney pushing the case for invasion in early 2001.

Sorry that your "both sides do it" crap isn't convincing anyone.


If you're going to sit here and tell me with a straight face that Obama is not responsible for a single death overseas I think we can end this discussion right here. That's just blind stupidity. This isn't a conspiracy, this is just cold hard facts and you refuse to look at them.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:36 PM  
High pressured water can cut steel if an an abrasive is added.
 
2012-06-09 09:39:22 PM  
OMG !!! Aren't these the very same evil, high capacity/high powered assault water guns that have been banned in many major cities such as Boston and NYC ???
I'd expect this from Eric Holder, not Jolly Joe Biden.
 
2012-06-09 09:39:22 PM  

Branbot: AliceBToklasLives: Branbot: I don't understand how anyone can find a man partially responsible for the death of thousands of unpeople to be harmless and adorable. Farking politicians, they're all cold blooded killers.

Haven't the majority of monarchs through human history enjoyed a large measure of popular support? Why would these guys have it any difference?

Back in the day information was hard to come by, you had very few sources to collect it from and most of them were playing to a hidden agenda. Now you have this weird thing called the internet which inhibits our leaders from spreading lies and misinformation. So there's no excuse to know better than to support murderers and liars.


You mean that same Internet that informs me that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a double-secret radical socialist Maoist jihadist Muslim sired by Malcolm X, born in Kenya and educated by Osama bin Laden? Seriously?

/yes educated people can sift through the bullshiat - notice how reactionaries are working their best to make sure no one with any self-respect wants to teach.
 
2012-06-09 09:39:57 PM  

Branbot: If you're going to sit here and tell me with a straight face that Obama is not responsible for a single death overseas I think we can end this discussion right here. That's just blind stupidity. This isn't a conspiracy, this is just cold hard facts and you refuse to look at them.


Obama did not initiate two failed unjustified wars that will end up costing this country several trillion dollars, untold casualties and repercussions from anti-American terrorist groups.

That was Bush/Cheney, and I wouldn't be using the word "facts" in a sentence here. They greatly outweigh your laughable contentions.
 
2012-06-09 09:40:12 PM  
Subby forgot to mention the village idiot.
 
2012-06-09 09:43:31 PM  

revrendjim: Biden is the most entertaining Vice President since Aaron Burr.


when does he go to Weehawken and shoot Tim Geithner?
 
2012-06-09 09:46:17 PM  

whidbey: Branbot: If you're going to sit here and tell me with a straight face that Obama is not responsible for a single death overseas I think we can end this discussion right here. That's just blind stupidity. This isn't a conspiracy, this is just cold hard facts and you refuse to look at them.

Obama did not initiate two failed unjustified wars that will end up costing this country several trillion dollars, untold casualties and repercussions from anti-American terrorist groups.

That was Bush/Cheney, and I wouldn't be using the word "facts" in a sentence here. They greatly outweigh your laughable contentions.


/lost cause
 
2012-06-09 09:46:39 PM  

whidbey: That was Bush/Cheney,


i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-06-09 09:47:05 PM  
Can't we just get a normal GOP-f*tard circle jerk around here anymore?
 
2012-06-09 09:47:06 PM  
Obama is pretty cool, but Biden is like that crazy uncle or even your granddad that you couldn't wait to visit for the hi-jinx.
 
2012-06-09 09:48:07 PM  

Welfare Xmas: Subby forgot to mention the village idiot.


Wolf Blitzer's name is spelled out right in the headline.
 
2012-06-09 09:53:11 PM  
Biden is one of the most intelligent men in Washington. The combination of realizing that VP is the highest office he will ever hold along with being of the 'I don't give a fark what anybody thinks' age leads him to speak his mind and play it off the cuff more often than most politicians.

I have enormous respect for the man.

/grew up in Delaware and had lunch with him on a middle school field trip
 
2012-06-09 09:53:31 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: whidbey: That was Bush/Cheney,

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x436]


Yeah, I have to admit, I've heard a lot more about drone strikes under Obama than I have under Bush. That's because Obama doesn't want to put more American lives in danger. Unfortunately, it also means that there are no human brains on the ground that have a better (not perfect, but better) time differentiating friend from foe, just like that chart suggests.
 
2012-06-09 09:55:00 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Welfare Xmas: Subby forgot to mention the village idiot.

Wolf Blitzer's name is spelled out right in the headline.


*snert*
 
2012-06-09 09:55:35 PM  
Seriously, how can you hate a guy who came up with an idea like this?
 
2012-06-09 10:00:04 PM  
Mr. Biden, still not actively evil.
 
2012-06-09 10:00:16 PM  

angryjd: Seriously, how can you hate a guy who came up with an idea like this?


Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-06-09 10:03:13 PM  

Branbot: whidbey: Branbot: If you're going to sit here and tell me with a straight face that Obama is not responsible for a single death overseas I think we can end this discussion right here. That's just blind stupidity. This isn't a conspiracy, this is just cold hard facts and you refuse to look at them.

Obama did not initiate two failed unjustified wars that will end up costing this country several trillion dollars, untold casualties and repercussions from anti-American terrorist groups.

That was Bush/Cheney, and I wouldn't be using the word "facts" in a sentence here. They greatly outweigh your laughable contentions.

/lost cause


No, a "lost cause" is trying to have a discussion with someone who doesn't understand what happened the past 10-12 years.

Let me guess, "Ron Paul?" Because that would explain a lot.
 
2012-06-09 10:04:55 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: whidbey: That was Bush/Cheney,

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x436]


Cleaning up the Bush/Cheney foreign policy mess because they left us no other viable choice does not equate to "warmongering."

I love these totally disingenuous arguments.
 
2012-06-09 10:05:13 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Biden is one of the most intelligent men in Washington. The combination of realizing that VP is the highest office he will ever hold along with being of the 'I don't give a fark what anybody thinks' age leads him to speak his mind and play it off the cuff more often than most politicians.

I have enormous respect for the man.

/grew up in Delaware and had lunch with him on a middle school field trip


You have enormous respect for the man who was behind the whole Napster fiasco in the 90s, who sponsored legislation similar to POPA/SIPA and who has the RIAA/MPAA in his pockets? Is it because he is on your team?
 
2012-06-09 10:05:53 PM  
You guys are trying to get too damn serious here.

This story was supposed to be about the simple & joyful image of a child super-soaking the Veep's khaki's while shouting "Joe Biden wets himself, he wets himself!"
 
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