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(Gawker)   Kid Rock is soul-farking America   (gawker.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Kid Rock, person, John Mellencamp, last things, Dennis Eckersley, faith no more, Allahu Akbar, Pearl Harbor Day  
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8121 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Jun 2012 at 5:54 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-10 08:00:00 AM  
3 votes:
Short version: Kid Rock is an opportunistic, mediocre ugly little showman with zero integrity.

The DBS: He pisses off douchebags, so I approve.


And apparently he pisses off his own fans.
2012-06-10 08:41:21 AM  
2 votes:
I hate all music. All of it. Never heard a single song in my entire life that I liked.
2012-06-10 08:23:36 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-06-10 06:36:00 AM  
2 votes:

styckx: Regardless, in 1999, Mr. Rock took the country by storm with his brand of rap-rock. People had done rap-rock extremely well before-Faith No More comes to mind

If Faith No More is the first thing that comes to your mind when writing about "Rap Rock" then you need to evaluate your musical thought process.

Why yes I'm a huge Faith No More fan who gets annoyed when retards only remember Epic and label it Rap-Rock..

/Angel Dust turned 20 years old on Friday



shut up, rap-rock lover
2012-06-10 02:11:33 AM  
2 votes:
The fact that a deceased African dictator penned this exposé is scary as hell.
2012-06-11 01:03:42 AM  
1 vote:

TheSteamingPile: This is exactly why I don't talk about music with anyone. People are way to judgemental when it comes to personal tastes.


Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
2012-06-10 11:43:45 AM  
1 vote:
What's the author's Fark handle? Fark is the only other place I've seen such a long unorganized hate rant that boils down to "Stop liking what I don't like!"
2012-06-10 10:43:20 AM  
1 vote:
I like him just fine. Wouldn't listen to his music on a dare, but he's a hell of a good guy. And this response letter he wrote to some rather unfair hatchet piece by the local paper was pretty funny: LINK
2012-06-10 10:20:38 AM  
1 vote:

The DBS: He pisses off douchebags, so I approve.


Stepping in dogshiat in a bank lobby pisses off douchebags - that doesn't make it a good idea to take your dog there to crap.
2012-06-10 10:06:04 AM  
1 vote:
Kid Rock is shiatty shorthand for 'I don't like rap, but what I really mean is that you have to be trailer trash to piss on better songs because I really think white people are capable of inventing rock and roll, therefore the only people allowed to fark it up because I'm a hillbilly who hasn't grown behind smoking too much pot, drinking heavily, and generally being one of those people at your high school reunion that makes you feel better about being an insurance salesman.'
2012-06-10 08:55:05 AM  
1 vote:
What the Fark did I just try to read?
2012-06-10 06:48:22 AM  
1 vote:
Kid Rock's dad owned a Lincoln Mercury dealer on Van Dyke in Sterile Whites(where the tv show "Freaks & Geeks" is set), that's as big a crime as manufacturing AMC Pacers
2012-06-10 06:46:10 AM  
1 vote:

styckx: Regardless, in 1999, Mr. Rock took the country by storm with his brand of rap-rock. People had done rap-rock extremely well before-Faith No More comes to mind

If Faith No More is the first thing that comes to your mind when writing about "Rap Rock" then you need to evaluate your musical thought process.

Why yes I'm a huge Faith No More fan who gets annoyed when retards only remember Epic and label it Rap-Rock..

/Angel Dust turned 20 years old on Friday


That little factoid doesn't help my midlife crisis.
2012-06-10 12:20:45 AM  
1 vote:
As opposed to the Gawker network?
2012-06-10 12:16:28 AM  
1 vote:
As far as I'm concerned, he deserves a death sentence for butt-farking "Sweet Home Alabama" AND "Werewolves of London"
 
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