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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Megachurch pastor arrested for beating 15-year-old daughter with a shoe. I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't do that (w/mugshot)   (ajc.com) divider line 29
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2012-06-09 07:50:59 PM
24 votes:
Dollar has hit a new low.
2012-06-09 08:57:24 PM
7 votes:
I bet he feels like a heel but she wouldn't hold her tongue and he feared for her immortal sole.
2012-06-09 07:45:24 PM
5 votes:
Jesus wore sandals.
2012-06-09 10:04:30 PM
4 votes:
I guess she got a fistful of dollar when he was beating her. When he got the shoe out, she got a few dollars more.
2012-06-09 08:53:41 PM
4 votes:
The AJC is not identifying the girl because she is a minor.

Thank GOD they are not identifying the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr. The identity of the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr. must be kept secret. If everyone knew the identity of the victim, the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr., she could suffer undue embarrassment and shame. Hopefully her older sister, Dollar's 19-year-old daughter Alexandria Dollar, will also keep her identity under wraps.
2012-06-09 08:49:38 PM
4 votes:
Skywolf Philosopher: ecmoRandomNumbers: TsarTom: Dollar has hit a new low.

I just accidentally spat at my monitor.

LOLed


I lol'd and drooled on my phone in the airport terminal. TSA doesn't seem all that eager to search me now.
2012-06-09 09:32:00 PM
3 votes:
FirstNationalBastard: What Jesus would do and what his followers will do in his name are galaxies apart.

I've always wanted to host a dinner of prominent preachers with Jesus as the honored guest and the topic for discussion would be "You did what in My name?"
2012-06-09 09:06:50 PM
3 votes:
it must be killing Creflo Dollar that he couldn't get them to print 1/2 the story and make you send in a $24.99 Love Donation to get the other half on DVD.

if there is a God in Heaven men like Dollar will have an eternity of regret.
2012-06-09 08:43:31 PM
3 votes:
who throws a shoe? Honestly?

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2012-06-09 08:57:33 PM
2 votes:
ronaprhys: Pretty sure the Bible never ruled out beating kids who deserved it. In fact, in many cases it was encouraged.

Too bad none of you have actually read the Bible nor know what it actually contains.


I have and shut up.
2012-06-09 08:07:51 PM
2 votes:
OtherLittleGuy: [mcgarnagle.files.wordpress.com image 369x267]

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2012-06-10 02:38:18 AM
1 votes:
He could change his name to Creflo Pound, but then he'd have to rip off, er, preach to people with a British accent...
2012-06-09 11:30:13 PM
1 votes:
ronaprhys: Kar98: ronaprhys: Pretty sure the Bible never ruled out beating kids who deserved it. In fact, in many cases it was encouraged.

Too bad none of you have actually read the Bible nor know what it actually contains.

I have and shut up.

If you have, then you know he did nothing wrong - at least according to Scripture. Hell, Jesus was known to get violent, too.

Now, legally, he may be in trouble. But there's no good reason to think that Jesus wouldn't have given and unruly child a proper beating.


im.videosearch.rediff.com

What about a fatal beating?
2012-06-09 10:50:11 PM
1 votes:
KrispyKritter: it must be killing Creflo Dollar that he couldn't get them to print 1/2 the story and make you send in a $24.99 Love Donation to get the other half on DVD.

if there is a God in Heaven men like Dollar will have an eternity of eating house brand mac-n-cheese and wearing scratchy pants that wad up in the crotch.


FTFY. More like it.
2012-06-09 10:31:35 PM
1 votes:
First, even Jesus got pissed off, picked up a rope and started swinging and turning over tables when he got riled. So when it comes to WWJD, I'd say, if you get pissed enough and it's for a good cause, follow his example.

Second - I heard a radio announcer talking about this yesterday. He asked the question, 'How can a man run a million dollar church but can't control his daughter.' To which I can only refer him to Theodore Roosevelt who had a wild child daughter. When the press asked him why he, as president, couldn't better control his daughter, he replied: "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both."

Lastly, I think it's a pathetic shame that white people can kill young black men with little to no recourse (Trayvon Martin, Darius Simmons) but a black man cannot discipline his child the way he sees fit.

If the girl turned up missing, pregnant, on drugs or in any other trouble, he would be the first to get the blame. He shouldn't be blamed for doing what a parent should do when their kid gets out of line. White people won't discipline their own children and they refuse to respect cultural differences when it comes to other poeple checking theirs. If she's not dead and it's not repeated behavior then it's not abuse.
2012-06-09 10:25:35 PM
1 votes:
Impasse: [dawnofthedad2010.files.wordpress.com image 465x308]

Came for the Robocop reference; leaving happy.
2012-06-09 10:10:47 PM
1 votes:
"Kids misconstrue things, and they take them out of context."

Do you know why I'm laughing?
2012-06-09 10:03:47 PM
1 votes:
Sometimes it takes a sole to save a soul.
2012-06-09 09:52:56 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "As a father, I love my children and I always have their best interest at heart at all times, and I would never use my hand to ever cause bodily harm to my children,"

Yea verily. And this is why he used a shoe.
2012-06-09 09:18:24 PM
1 votes:
Megachurch pastor arrested for beating 15-year-old daughter with a shoe. I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't do that

Maybe his daughter works as a cashier at the church.
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But seriously, having grown up with an extremely violent mother (who, ironically, loved Creflo Dollar for whatever reason), good. I know what it is to be terrorized by the people who are supposed to protect you.

But I still couldn't let a good money-changer gag go to waste.
2012-06-09 09:07:45 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't do that
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2012-06-09 09:01:13 PM
1 votes:
ronaprhys: Pretty sure the Bible never ruled out beating kids who deserved it. In fact, in many cases it was encouraged.

Too bad none of you have actually read the Bible nor know what it actually contains.


And I am pretty sure I don't care. Religion is a sham. Go preach somewhere else about that idiotic god jerk off and his deadbeat of a son.
2012-06-09 08:54:48 PM
1 votes:
Hey, this is a religious link. I expected the Christians and atheists to be fighting like biatches by now.

Disappointed, very disappointed.
2012-06-09 08:54:18 PM
1 votes:
His attorney is gonna holla for a dolla!
2012-06-09 08:47:30 PM
1 votes:
The mothers name is Taffi Dollar? And she ended up a pastors wife? Nominative determinism fail.
2012-06-09 08:45:10 PM
1 votes:
"Spare the shoe, spoil the child"
2012-06-09 08:42:50 PM
1 votes:
A megachurch pastor named Creflo Dollar, and he has incredibly expensive tastes AND is a complete tool?

The HELL you say?
2012-06-09 07:49:28 PM
1 votes:
Jesus
2012-06-09 07:39:00 PM
1 votes:
What Jesus would do and what his followers will do in his name are galaxies apart.
 
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