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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Megachurch pastor arrested for beating 15-year-old daughter with a shoe. I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't do that (w/mugshot)   (ajc.com) divider line 210
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2012-06-09 07:39:00 PM  
What Jesus would do and what his followers will do in his name are galaxies apart.
 
2012-06-09 07:45:24 PM  
Jesus wore sandals.
 
2012-06-09 07:49:28 PM  
Jesus
 
2012-06-09 07:50:59 PM  
Dollar has hit a new low.
 
2012-06-09 07:57:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: What Jesus would do and what his followers will do in his name are galaxies apart.


FNB, my favorite Farker, I'm with you there. Gandhi once said 'I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike Christ.'
 
2012-06-09 07:59:09 PM  
Seriously, subby? The name Creflo Dollar practically writes its own headline and this is what you go with?
 
2012-06-09 08:01:31 PM  
From Wiki: Dollar is known for his controversial teachings of Prosperity theology. He has been criticized for his lavish lifestyle as he owns two Rolls-Royces, a private jet, a million dollar home in Atlanta, and a $2.5 million dollar home in Manhattan...Dollar was subpoenaed during divorce proceedings between heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield and Holyfield's second wife, Janice Itson, after Itson alleged that Holyfield had donated $7 million to Dollar's ministry just before he filed for divorce.[14] Dollar refused to yield his financial records, but avoided contempt of court charges when the divorce was settled out of court

Yeah, sounds like a guy desperately in need of donations. I almost - almost - feel sorry for the rubes dumb enough to send money to a televangelist named "Dollar"

/John 11:35
 
2012-06-09 08:01:47 PM  
mcgarnagle.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-09 08:03:53 PM  
Dollar, released on $5,000 bond Friday morning,

Well that was a pretty sh*tty ROI if you ask me.
 
2012-06-09 08:07:51 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [mcgarnagle.files.wordpress.com image 369x267]


www.nesn.com
 
2012-06-09 08:23:12 PM  

TsarTom: Dollar has hit a new low.


I just accidentally spat at my monitor.
 
2012-06-09 08:33:15 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: TsarTom: Dollar has hit a new low.

I just accidentally spat at my monitor.


LOLed
 
2012-06-09 08:42:02 PM  
Let he who has not mercilessly beaten his daughter with a shoe until the point he needed to be arrested to keep his family safe cast the first stone.

*everyone picks up a stone*

Shiat.
 
2012-06-09 08:42:50 PM  
A megachurch pastor named Creflo Dollar, and he has incredibly expensive tastes AND is a complete tool?

The HELL you say?
 
2012-06-09 08:43:31 PM  
who throws a shoe? Honestly?

cdn.videogum.com
 
2012-06-09 08:43:37 PM  
puffy999: A megachurch pastor named Creflo Dollar, and he has incredibly expensive tastes AND is a complete tool?

The HELL you say?


He's a prosperity gospel preacher. By that nature, he's a douchebag of the highest order.
 
2012-06-09 08:45:10 PM  
"Spare the shoe, spoil the child"
 
2012-06-09 08:45:18 PM  
I'd buy that for a Dollar
 
2012-06-09 08:46:07 PM  
Id buy that for a Dollar?
 
2012-06-09 08:46:40 PM  

Skywolf Philosopher: ecmoRandomNumbers: TsarTom: Dollar has hit a new low.

I just accidentally spat at my monitor.

LOLed


Meh, why the hell not:

i50.tinypic.com

/When is the Osteen clan going to get busted for kiddy porn and drug running?
 
2012-06-09 08:46:47 PM  
I submitted this yesterday, and with a better headline too.

/read about the church, it's a goddamn travesty, he believes being wealthy and having lots of material means success; offers to forcibly shoot poor churchgoers (?) who can't donate, have them shot
//oh and his name is dollar
 
2012-06-09 08:47:30 PM  
The mothers name is Taffi Dollar? And she ended up a pastors wife? Nominative determinism fail.
 
2012-06-09 08:47:47 PM  
 
2012-06-09 08:49:38 PM  

Skywolf Philosopher: ecmoRandomNumbers: TsarTom: Dollar has hit a new low.

I just accidentally spat at my monitor.

LOLed


I lol'd and drooled on my phone in the airport terminal. TSA doesn't seem all that eager to search me now.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:08 PM  

Skywolf Philosopher: FirstNationalBastard: What Jesus would do and what his followers will do in his name are galaxies apart.

FNB, my favorite Farker, I'm with you there. Gandhi once said 'I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike Christ.'


Gandhi was also kind of a crazy person who had some interesting beliefs and when you put it together with his real "image" that has been polished he should probably not be followed as well.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:12 PM  

urban.derelict: I submitted this yesterday, and with a better headline too.


There were a lot of better ones and I'm surprised by this choice considering how much love we all have for Creflo.
 
2012-06-09 08:53:02 PM  

urban.derelict: I submitted this yesterday, and with a better headline too.

/read about the church, it's a goddamn travesty, he believes being wealthy and having lots of material means success; offers to forcibly shoot poor churchgoers (?) who can't donate, have them shot
//oh and his name is dollar


He's not the first one to create these new wealth doctrines and try to pass them on. Joel Olsteen is the same way.
 
2012-06-09 08:53:41 PM  
The AJC is not identifying the girl because she is a minor.

Thank GOD they are not identifying the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr. The identity of the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr. must be kept secret. If everyone knew the identity of the victim, the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr., she could suffer undue embarrassment and shame. Hopefully her older sister, Dollar's 19-year-old daughter Alexandria Dollar, will also keep her identity under wraps.
 
2012-06-09 08:54:18 PM  
His attorney is gonna holla for a dolla!
 
2012-06-09 08:54:48 PM  
Hey, this is a religious link. I expected the Christians and atheists to be fighting like biatches by now.

Disappointed, very disappointed.
 
2012-06-09 08:55:54 PM  
Pretty sure the Bible never ruled out beating kids who deserved it. In fact, in many cases it was encouraged.

Too bad none of you have actually read the Bible nor know what it actually contains.
 
2012-06-09 08:56:17 PM  

namegoeshere: Thank GOD they are not identifying the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr. The identity of the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr. must be kept secret. If everyone knew the identity of the victim, the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr., she could suffer undue embarrassment and shame. Hopefully her older sister, Dollar's 19-year-old daughter Alexandria Dollar, will also keep her identity under wraps.


and they gave us the 19 year old's name so we know the 15 year old isn't named that... googles to the rescue, there's sure to be a pic of him with his loving family

/do that
//get back to me
/DOLLAR PROFIT
 
2012-06-09 08:57:05 PM  
"It's just something that's been blown out of proportion," said Randi Garrett, a longtime member of Dollar's World Changers Church International. "Kids misconstrue things, and they take them out of context."

Yes, I often misconstrue being choked, thrown to the ground, and beaten.

You are a horrible human being, Randi Garrett, longtime member of Dollar's World Changers Church International, and I hate you.
 
2012-06-09 08:57:24 PM  
I bet he feels like a heel but she wouldn't hold her tongue and he feared for her immortal sole.
 
2012-06-09 08:57:33 PM  

ronaprhys: Pretty sure the Bible never ruled out beating kids who deserved it. In fact, in many cases it was encouraged.

Too bad none of you have actually read the Bible nor know what it actually contains.


I have and shut up.
 
2012-06-09 08:58:21 PM  
I hope they give this a$$hole the chair. AFTER he's a$$raped in prison.

/hanging is to good for him
 
2012-06-09 08:59:38 PM  
dawnofthedad2010.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-09 09:00:00 PM  

namegoeshere: The AJC is not identifying the girl because she is a minor.

Thank GOD they are not identifying the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr. The identity of the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr. must be kept secret. If everyone knew the identity of the victim, the fifteen year old daughter of Creflo A. Dollar Jr., she could suffer undue embarrassment and shame. Hopefully her older sister, Dollar's 19-year-old daughter Alexandria Dollar, will also keep her identity under wraps.


So... Creflo A. Dollar Jr. beat up T.D. Jakes' kid?
 
2012-06-09 09:00:03 PM  
I think Evander Holyfield is a follower of this guy. So, his kids better watch out...
 
2012-06-09 09:00:40 PM  

Spoon over Marin: Jesus


Drink!
 
2012-06-09 09:00:51 PM  
What does Jesus have to do with Christianity these days?
 
2012-06-09 09:01:13 PM  

ronaprhys: Pretty sure the Bible never ruled out beating kids who deserved it. In fact, in many cases it was encouraged.

Too bad none of you have actually read the Bible nor know what it actually contains.


And I am pretty sure I don't care. Religion is a sham. Go preach somewhere else about that idiotic god jerk off and his deadbeat of a son.
 
b3x
2012-06-09 09:02:14 PM  
It is easy with the bible To pretend that You're in show biz

They won't get him They will never get him For the naughty stuff That he did

It is best in cases like this To pretend that You are stupid
 
2012-06-09 09:03:00 PM  
I've seen his show listed on the cable guide, and from the beginning wondered what language it is in which 'Creflo' translates as 'Scam me a'
 
2012-06-09 09:03:11 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: What does Jesus have to do with Christianity these days?


If I believed in the Magic Buttons, I'd hit the Smart one for this.
 
2012-06-09 09:03:29 PM  

StymieMotJuste: Hey, this is a religious link. I expected the Christians and atheists to be fighting like biatches by now.

Disappointed, very disappointed.


nah these so called men of God are nothing but leeches to borrow some lyrics from Queen

You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money
And you want more
.
.
A dog with disease
You're the king of the 'sleaze'
 
2012-06-09 09:03:31 PM  

Kar98: ronaprhys: Pretty sure the Bible never ruled out beating kids who deserved it. In fact, in many cases it was encouraged.

Too bad none of you have actually read the Bible nor know what it actually contains.

I have and shut up.


If you have, then you know he did nothing wrong - at least according to Scripture. Hell, Jesus was known to get violent, too.

Now, legally, he may be in trouble. But there's no good reason to think that Jesus wouldn't have given and unruly child a proper beating.
 
2012-06-09 09:04:20 PM  
as a Christian, I didn't think I could dislike this pharisee anymore....turns out I can!

(autocorrect turned particular into pharisee....I figured it was a sign!)
 
2012-06-09 09:04:51 PM  

Scottybobotty: ronaprhys: Pretty sure the Bible never ruled out beating kids who deserved it. In fact, in many cases it was encouraged.

Too bad none of you have actually read the Bible nor know what it actually contains.

And I am pretty sure I don't care. Religion is a sham. Go preach somewhere else about that idiotic god jerk off and his deadbeat of a son.


Who's preaching? I'm pointing out that many don't know what's actually in the Bible. This headline is proof.

Learn2Read.
 
2012-06-09 09:06:26 PM  

StymieMotJuste: Hey, this is a religious link. I expected the Christians and atheists to be fighting like biatches by now.

Disappointed, very disappointed.


This isn't about religion. This guy is a straight-up f*cking crook. Just like all of those Jimmy Swaggart wannabes.
 
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