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(Daily Mail)   Nigella Lawson attends gathering of uber-macho celebrity chefs telling gross-out stories over dinner, allegedly stuns them into silence with "When I was in Spain, they aborted a pig for me and roasted the foetus. Soooo good"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 91
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2012-06-10 12:40:30 AM
I knew a guy who got mercury poisoning eating two cans of tuna a day for weeks.
 
2012-06-10 01:01:19 AM
DeaH: Isn't fetal pig one of the more commonly dissected animals for high school biology classes?

I named mine Snowball.
 
2012-06-10 01:22:52 AM
suziequzie: DeaH: Isn't fetal pig one of the more commonly dissected animals for high school biology classes?

I named mine Snowball.


I made a marionette out of my frog with some fishing line and had it do a little Michigan J. Frog ragtime. Also suckling pig isn't to far off from that so I'd definitely try it.
 
2012-06-10 01:38:16 AM
I don't eat pi I eat swwether p___ lol.
 
2012-06-10 02:11:09 AM
Suddenly I have an easier time seeing her and Anthony Bourdain doing a show together.
 
2012-06-10 02:13:06 AM
What if it had been a foetus pie?
 
2012-06-10 02:17:56 AM
gifsoup.com

dangit... Try again

"What if it had been foetus pie?"
 
2012-06-10 02:38:40 AM
I don't get why this is such a gross-out. So what, unborn pig. Why is unborn pig gross and suckling pig isn't? I don't see the difference, they're both food.
 
2012-06-10 03:07:44 AM
i.imgur.com

BACON SEED, GET IN MAH BELLY!
 
2012-06-10 03:30:18 AM
Haven't had pig fetus, but I have had quail embryo, that was pretty tasty.

/I can has interesting food thread?
 
2012-06-10 07:14:29 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Relatively Obscure: Relatively Obscure: The email from Peta's managing director Ingrid Newkirk to Miss Lawson offered to pay for 'a brain scan' to determine if her alleged lack of empathy for animals was the result of a 'physical defect'.

STFU and stop taking your insulin

Aww, I think that's the wrong person. Self-pwn.

Yeah, that would be Mary Beth Sweetland, but Ingrid Newkirk isn't much better.

Not only does PETA kill at least some of the animals they rescue, but some years ago Ingrid Newkirk actually advocated people turning their dogs & cats free. Nevermind the fact that the average domesticated cat or dog wouldn't last long on their own. I guess Newkirk doesn't mind them risking starvation, dying from illness or injury, etc, just so long as they're free.

PETA = f*cking hypocrites



Your average dog or cat would do just fine. Dogs adopt a pack mentallity and become dangerous scavangers. The packs often become threats not only to local ecosystem, but also to local farmers and ranchers. Toy dogs do not do well without human assistance.

Cats (as long as they maintain their claws) tend to do well. Your average house cat can be dropped off in the countryside and can be expected to start hunting for sustenance.
 
2012-06-10 07:17:35 AM
So, she's into cannibalism.

/fat & arrogant too!
 
2012-06-10 07:21:23 AM
You know each to their own. However, I'm of the opinion that life is short so one must enjoy all of lifes bounty. I love tasting new food and as an expat living in Germany, I have a new appreciation for culinary exploration.

This whole PETA think stinks of religion. It's ok to have your views but quit throwing it in my face. Now back to the pulled pork I gotta tend to.
 
2012-06-10 08:00:20 AM
Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 500x349]

BACON SEED, GET IN MAH BELLY!


Awwwww, he looks cute ... and delicious.
 
2012-06-10 08:46:04 AM
Optimal_Illusion: [encycl.opentopia.com image 257x180]

thank you.

/i had piglet yesterday, not sure if it was aborted first.
//also with oyster & salmon tartare

Link
 
2012-06-10 09:05:06 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Not only does PETA kill at least some of the animals they rescue, but some years ago Ingrid Newkirk actually advocated people turning their dogs & cats free. Nevermind the fact that the average domesticated cat or dog wouldn't last long on their own. I guess Newkirk doesn't mind them risking starvation, dying from illness or injury, etc, just so long as they're free.

You know things are bad when the Republican Party's agenda starts to line up with PETA's.
 
2012-06-10 10:04:25 AM
whatshisname: PETA just looks for things to get pissed off about, don't they?

Some people are happiest when they are angry about something.

I alternate between ignoring them, and good-naturedly giving them something to stamp their feet about.
 
2012-06-10 10:14:47 AM
Bezoar:
Yes, but all the studies/trials sure as hell used animal sources/test subjects. It's like being completely fundamentally opposed to everything Mengele did, but still reaping the rewards of his experiments.


There is a good amount of medical knowledge we have today from his experiments. Almost nobody would condone the experiments themselves, but data is neutral.
 
2012-06-10 10:38:23 AM
Psycoholic_Slag: buwolverine: I know there is a lot that is farked up about PETA, but can we please stop pretending that posting "People Eating Tasty Animals" is clever? It might have been clever the first time, but you're about 1.5 millions times too late.

/Love Nigella, not sure I'd want an aborted pig fetus though.
// Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark. That one has run it's course as well.

What's run it's course are the farkers who whine about worn out memes and then write "yeah, yeah, welcome to fark".

It's so fresh.


Ah, is somebody mad they couldn't post the James Van der Beek photo?
 
2012-06-10 11:42:54 AM
www.puppybeef.com

o_O


/Niche market sounnd tasty
 
2012-06-10 11:45:26 AM
buwolverine: Psycoholic_Slag: buwolverine: I know there is a lot that is farked up about PETA, but can we please stop pretending that posting "People Eating Tasty Animals" is clever? It might have been clever the first time, but you're about 1.5 millions times too late.

/Love Nigella, not sure I'd want an aborted pig fetus though.
// Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark. That one has run it's course as well.

What's run it's course are the farkers who whine about worn out memes and then write "yeah, yeah, welcome to fark".

It's so fresh.

Ah, is somebody mad they couldn't post the James Van der Beek photo?


See, it's funny because no one on Fark ever changes their memes. I know I can come here and step back to a time when LOLCats were cool.
 
2012-06-10 11:50:15 AM
fickenchucker: How many of these PETA people outraged at Nigella's fetal pig dinner are pro-abortion of humans?

/Just pointing out the hypocrisy.


Yeah, whos to say it wasnt some poor single sow, no family for support, cant afford decent prenatal care, much less afford to raise a piglet. It was her right to choose, who are they to say it was unethical, its none of their business. PETA should stay out of pigs uteruss.


buwolverine: Psycoholic_Slag: buwolverine: I know there is a lot that is farked up about PETA, but can we please stop pretending that posting "People Eating Tasty Animals" is clever? It might have been clever the first time, but you're about 1.5 millions times too late.

/Love Nigella, not sure I'd want an aborted pig fetus though.
// Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark. That one has run it's course as well.

What's run it's course are the farkers who whine about worn out memes and then write "yeah, yeah, welcome to fark".

It's so fresh.

Ah, is somebody mad they couldn't post the James Van der Beek photo?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-10 12:09:39 PM
Independent as Fark: Somebody posted this picture on a bulletin board where I work....
[img39.imageshack.us image 420x324]
/can't believe she's even older than I am
//not much older


...and now we'll get Nigella Lawson without makeup for a truer comparison.

/...of course we won't.
 
2012-06-10 12:24:50 PM
i dont care how big her rumpus is.. Nigella turns me on.
 
2012-06-10 12:31:22 PM
chewielouie: Nigella talks dirty Link

/oblig


internets gold star for you good sir. ill just be over here in my bunk.. and what not.
 
2012-06-10 01:54:39 PM
Shadow Blasko: kroonermanblack: And by 'at least some' you mean 'most if not all'. I'll be honest and say I'm working off pure memory which is meh. But doesn't PETA have the highest kill rate of any shelter(s)? Like...they really do kill most of the animals they take in.

*sigh*

I have to do this.

I hate PETA, I hate their stupid asshattery, and I hate most of what they do..

That being said, their kill percentage for their shelters is due to the fact that they take in EVERY animal that crosses the threshold of their intake facilities. Animals that would be turned away at any SPCA shelter or vets office.

They take in DEAD animals, dying animals, and they count all pregnant animals. Most shelters do not do this.

So, in all reality, PETA doesn't kill any more animals than any one else does, they just count all the ones that they take in, and they take in all of them.

/Still hate their stupidity, but when it comes to actually working on/with animals, they are not the monsters everyone likes to think they are.


They're also known for taking healthy animals from other shelters and killing them the same day. Not even putting them up for adoption. Like, taking them back and killing them immediately, after talking other shelters and farking vets into giving them up.

PETA does not want you to have pets. They'd honestly rather your animals be dead than in your ownership.

They're also a terrorist organization, I believe, as determined by Department of Agriculture.
 
2012-06-10 02:02:22 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Not only does PETA kill at least some almost all of the animals they rescue

/FTFY
//It's around a 98% kill rate
 
2012-06-10 02:04:02 PM
Shadow Blasko: That being said, their kill percentage for their shelters is due to the fact that they take in EVERY animal that crosses the threshold of their intake facilities. Animals that would be turned away at any SPCA shelter or vets office.

They take in DEAD animals, dying animals, and they count all pregnant animals. Most shelters do not do this.


And then they load the corpses in to random dumpsters around town.

Also, sorry, they do not take animals nobody else would take. The sheer volume proves that is impossible.
 
2012-06-10 03:06:57 PM
Shadow Blasko: kroonermanblack: And by 'at least some' you mean 'most if not all'. I'll be honest and say I'm working off pure memory which is meh. But doesn't PETA have the highest kill rate of any shelter(s)? Like...they really do kill most of the animals they take in.

*sigh*

I have to do this.

I hate PETA, I hate their stupid asshattery, and I hate most of what they do..

That being said, their kill percentage for their shelters is due to the fact that they take in EVERY animal that crosses the threshold of their intake facilities. Animals that would be turned away at any SPCA shelter or vets office.

They take in DEAD animals, dying animals, and they count all pregnant animals. Most shelters do not do this.

So, in all reality, PETA doesn't kill any more animals than any one else does, they just count all the ones that they take in, and they take in all of them.

/Still hate their stupidity, but when it comes to actually working on/with animals, they are not the monsters everyone likes to think they are.


++++1 to you, good poster.

And Nigella Lawson looks like a pilled-up freak. Seriously, she reminds me of the thick-tongued Valium queens of the 60's. Look at her eyes! What a weirdo!! Pig fetus? Sick witch!
 
2012-06-10 03:43:10 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-06-10 04:24:02 PM
As a noted tree-hugging pinko liberal I just wanna say: fark these idiots, bacon is a gift from god.
 
2012-06-10 04:49:26 PM
I've always considered Pastrami one of the more sensual cured meats.
 
2012-06-10 05:06:09 PM
Ringshadow: They're also known for taking healthy animals from other shelters and killing them the same day. Not even putting them up for adoption. Like, taking them back and killing them immediately, after talking other shelters and farking vets into giving them up.

PETA does not want you to have pets. They'd honestly rather your animals be dead than in your ownership.

They're also a terrorist organization, I believe, as determined by Department of Agriculture.


www.petakillsanimals.com

FTFY (Needed proof)

/Can't say if their 'official government documents' really are, but I bet they would be in trouble if they ain't.
 
2012-06-10 05:12:05 PM
Fat Old Broad: ++++1 to you, good poster.

And Nigella Lawson looks like a pilled-up freak. Seriously, she reminds me of the thick-tongued Valium queens of the 60's. Look at her eyes! What a weirdo!! Pig fetus? Sick witch!


Pot, meet kettle?
 
2012-06-10 05:19:43 PM
Sorry, but that sounds like the culinary DVDA. Some guy who knew a guy, who knew a guy saw someone aborting the foetus of a pig before roasting it.
 
2012-06-10 07:08:49 PM
FirstNationalBastard: PlasticMoby: I'm all for treating animals humanely and not being a douchenozzle for the sake of good eats but PETA can suck it. They've always come across as heavy handed,whiny,a-holes. Their tactics make me wanna eat pig fetus just to send them into an epic tizzy.

/does not want to eat pig fetus
//would eat 20 while sitting in front of PETA members if it would piss them off.
///damn, i'm hungry now.

Hungry enough to eat a Hambortion?



You buyin'?
 
2012-06-10 09:48:02 PM
Scottybobotty: Pot, meet kettle?

What gave it away?
 
2012-06-11 06:23:41 AM
It's Nigela Lawson, If she offers you crispy aborted pig foetus you say Yes!
 
2012-06-11 06:50:33 AM
As a charter member of the Peyote Eating Trippers of America, I would like to distance our organization as much as possible from that other PETA. They've been giving us a bad trip for as long as the man in the flaming pie came down to the earth and said purple carrot people eat the dreams of coyotes weaning from the teat of Industrial Fascism I AM THE TURNIP!!! I!!! AM!!! THE!!! TURNIP!!!!!!
 
2012-06-11 10:56:45 AM
LectertheChef: While I've never partaken of fetus, I have indulged in the flesh of infants. My current favorite is marinated in achote, seville oranges and habañero, then slow roasted. Serve that up with some red onions, as well as habañero salsa, as a torta, or tacos. It is one of the most sublime of culinary experiences, and I highly recommend it. The infant's flesh is just so tender, It falls right off the bone.

Together with the username, this wins HARD.
 
2012-06-11 05:10:17 PM
chewielouie: Nigella talks dirty Link

/oblig


The Holidays seem fun, too.
 
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