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(Daily Mail)   Nigella Lawson attends gathering of uber-macho celebrity chefs telling gross-out stories over dinner, allegedly stuns them into silence with "When I was in Spain, they aborted a pig for me and roasted the foetus. Soooo good"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 91
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2012-06-09 06:36:02 PM
OMG, that's all sorts of awesome.
 
2012-06-09 06:41:46 PM
The email from Peta's managing director Ingrid Newkirk to Miss Lawson offered to pay for 'a brain scan' to determine if her alleged lack of empathy for animals was the result of a 'physical defect'.

STFU and stop taking your insulin
 
2012-06-09 06:44:18 PM

Relatively Obscure: The email from Peta's managing director Ingrid Newkirk to Miss Lawson offered to pay for 'a brain scan' to determine if her alleged lack of empathy for animals was the result of a 'physical defect'.

STFU and stop taking your insulin


Aww, I think that's the wrong person. Self-pwn.
 
2012-06-09 06:47:49 PM
I'd like her to have my abortion.
 
2012-06-09 06:53:03 PM

Relatively Obscure: Relatively Obscure: The email from Peta's managing director Ingrid Newkirk to Miss Lawson offered to pay for 'a brain scan' to determine if her alleged lack of empathy for animals was the result of a 'physical defect'.

STFU and stop taking your insulin

Aww, I think that's the wrong person. Self-pwn.


Yeah, that would be Mary Beth Sweetland, but Ingrid Newkirk isn't much better.

Not only does PETA kill at least some of the animals they rescue, but some years ago Ingrid Newkirk actually advocated people turning their dogs & cats free. Nevermind the fact that the average domesticated cat or dog wouldn't last long on their own. I guess Newkirk doesn't mind them risking starvation, dying from illness or injury, etc, just so long as they're free.

PETA = f*cking hypocrites
 
2012-06-09 06:55:10 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Relatively Obscure: Relatively Obscure: The email from Peta's managing director Ingrid Newkirk to Miss Lawson offered to pay for 'a brain scan' to determine if her alleged lack of empathy for animals was the result of a 'physical defect'.

STFU and stop taking your insulin

Aww, I think that's the wrong person. Self-pwn.

Yeah, that would be Mary Beth Sweetland, but Ingrid Newkirk isn't much better.

Not only does PETA kill at least some of the animals they rescue, but some years ago Ingrid Newkirk actually advocated people turning their dogs & cats free. Nevermind the fact that the average domesticated cat or dog wouldn't last long on their own. I guess Newkirk doesn't mind them risking starvation, dying from illness or injury, etc, just so long as they're free.

PETA = f*cking hypocrites


Ah, but PETA doesn't have to worry about dogs and cats roaming free since they kill so many of them in their "shelters"!
 
2012-06-09 06:56:41 PM
That sounds absolutely delicious. You could pair it with unborn eggs.
 
2012-06-09 06:59:46 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Relatively Obscure: Relatively Obscure: The email from Peta's managing director Ingrid Newkirk to Miss Lawson offered to pay for 'a brain scan' to determine if her alleged lack of empathy for animals was the result of a 'physical defect'.

STFU and stop taking your insulin

Aww, I think that's the wrong person. Self-pwn.

Yeah, that would be Mary Beth Sweetland, but Ingrid Newkirk isn't much better.

Not only does PETA kill at least some of the animals they rescue, but some years ago Ingrid Newkirk actually advocated people turning their dogs & cats free. Nevermind the fact that the average domesticated cat or dog wouldn't last long on their own. I guess Newkirk doesn't mind them risking starvation, dying from illness or injury, etc, just so long as they're free.

PETA = f*cking hypocrites


Much like Code Pink, the problem isn't that they're completely wrong, but you utterly fail at the execution and need to stop helping.
 
2012-06-09 07:01:09 PM
Damn it, now I have a serious craving for a piglet. I must have one.
 
2012-06-09 07:05:01 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Damn it, now I have a serious craving for a piglet. I must have one.


www.pooh4kids.com
 
2012-06-09 07:07:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Marcus Aurelius: Damn it, now I have a serious craving for a piglet. I must have one.

[www.pooh4kids.com image 254x350]


That's EXACTLY what shows up on Amazon when you search for "piglet". Given the choice I'd take this instead.
 
2012-06-09 07:35:47 PM
I'm impressed. Bring PETA to Fark and we should have some of the best flamewars in all of social media.
 
2012-06-09 07:51:50 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: I'm impressed. Bring PETA to Fark and we should have some of the best flamewars in all of social media.


There's a whole lotta hatred for PETA at fark.
 
2012-06-09 08:00:28 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Skywolf Philosopher: I'm impressed. Bring PETA to Fark and we should have some of the best flamewars in all of social media.

There's a whole lotta hatred for PETA at fark.


I feel only pity for them. So easy to troll, too.
 
2012-06-09 08:04:11 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Bathia_Mapes: Skywolf Philosopher: I'm impressed. Bring PETA to Fark and we should have some of the best flamewars in all of social media.

There's a whole lotta hatred for PETA at fark.

I feel only pity for them. So easy to troll, too.


If we wait long enough, some pro-PETA farker might show up here. =Popcorn time.
 
2012-06-09 08:05:59 PM
People Ether Teetering Analbutt
 
2012-06-09 08:10:38 PM
People Eating Tasty Animals

/NOM NOM NOM
 
2012-06-09 08:19:45 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I feel only pity for them. So easy to troll, too.


Yep.
 
2012-06-09 08:45:19 PM
PETA would like to have a word with you...

/Sit in the corner
//Now
 
2012-06-09 08:55:41 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Relatively Obscure: Relatively Obscure: The email from Peta's managing director Ingrid Newkirk to Miss Lawson offered to pay for 'a brain scan' to determine if her alleged lack of empathy for animals was the result of a 'physical defect'.

STFU and stop taking your insulin

Aww, I think that's the wrong person. Self-pwn.

Yeah, that would be Mary Beth Sweetland, but Ingrid Newkirk isn't much better.

Not only does PETA kill at least some of the animals they rescue, but some years ago Ingrid Newkirk actually advocated people turning their dogs & cats free. Nevermind the fact that the average domesticated cat or dog wouldn't last long on their own. I guess Newkirk doesn't mind them risking starvation, dying from illness or injury, etc, just so long as they're free.

PETA = f*cking hypocrites


And by 'at least some' you mean 'most if not all'. I'll be honest and say I'm working off pure memory which is meh. But doesn't PETA have the highest kill rate of any shelter(s)? Like...they really do kill most of the animals they take in.
 
2012-06-09 09:07:26 PM

kroonermanblack: But doesn't PETA have the highest kill rate of any shelter(s)?


IIRC, they do.
 
2012-06-09 09:10:57 PM

kroonermanblack: And by 'at least some' you mean 'most if not all'. I'll be honest and say I'm working off pure memory which is meh. But doesn't PETA have the highest kill rate of any shelter(s)? Like...they really do kill most of the animals they take in.


*sigh*

I have to do this.

I hate PETA, I hate their stupid asshattery, and I hate most of what they do..

That being said, their kill percentage for their shelters is due to the fact that they take in EVERY animal that crosses the threshold of their intake facilities. Animals that would be turned away at any SPCA shelter or vets office.

They take in DEAD animals, dying animals, and they count all pregnant animals. Most shelters do not do this.

So, in all reality, PETA doesn't kill any more animals than any one else does, they just count all the ones that they take in, and they take in all of them.

/Still hate their stupidity, but when it comes to actually working on/with animals, they are not the monsters everyone likes to think they are.
 
2012-06-09 09:18:41 PM
Isn't fetal pig one of the more commonly dissected animals for high school biology classes?
 
2012-06-09 09:22:21 PM

Bathia_Mapes: kroonermanblack: But doesn't PETA have the highest kill rate of any shelter(s)?

IIRC, they do.


Something tragic I found out while working with animal rehabbers is that some shelters actually contract with 3rd party animal removal services to come and pick up dying or non-adoptable animals, just so that the shelter can keep their hands clean, and not count the deaths on their own books.

Sometimes this is done for legitimate reasons, as a "kill room" has to be FDA inspected often and the animals accounted for in many ways, where a contractor doesn't have to deal with the "keeping them alive" part.

There is no such thing as a no-kill shelter. They just push animals off to other groups who will kill, directly or indirectly (because they are always full)

/Spay and Neuter.. please.
 
2012-06-09 09:23:52 PM
I want to give Nigella a mushroom stamp right on her forehead.
 
2012-06-09 09:27:41 PM

flushdepot: PETA would like to have a word with you...

/Sit in the corner
//Now



hey can I fix you a sammy? Tuna and Mercury salad on a bun? Ham on a Seder? Beef with Antibiotics on weck?
 
2012-06-09 09:29:23 PM
How many of these PETA people outraged at Nigella's fetal pig dinner are pro-abortion of humans?

/Just pointing out the hypocrisy.
 
2012-06-09 09:34:56 PM
Needs more curvy Brittness...

liberatete.com
 
2012-06-09 09:37:30 PM
i.thisislondon.co.uk

I want to put my finger down her ass crack... among other things.
 
2012-06-09 09:45:49 PM

DeaH: Isn't fetal pig one of the more commonly dissected animals for high school biology classes?


Yes, at least when I went to school. These days kids probably just dissect a slab of tofu or something.

Speaking of gross-out food, James May vs. Gordon Ramsay. Warning: contains penis and NSFW language.
 
2012-06-09 09:47:08 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-06-09 09:48:36 PM
I'm all for treating animals humanely and not being a douchenozzle for the sake of good eats but PETA can suck it. They've always come across as heavy handed,whiny,a-holes. Their tactics make me wanna eat pig fetus just to send them into an epic tizzy.

/does not want to eat pig fetus
//would eat 20 while sitting in front of PETA members if it would piss them off.
///damn, i'm hungry now.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:56 PM

PlasticMoby: I'm all for treating animals humanely and not being a douchenozzle for the sake of good eats but PETA can suck it. They've always come across as heavy handed,whiny,a-holes. Their tactics make me wanna eat pig fetus just to send them into an epic tizzy.

/does not want to eat pig fetus
//would eat 20 while sitting in front of PETA members if it would piss them off.
///damn, i'm hungry now.


Hungry enough to eat a Hambortion?
 
2012-06-09 09:51:22 PM
PETA staff have been known to eat at Popeye's Fried Chicken across the street from their offices in Norfolk, VA. The Popeye's workers were asked by disbelieving lefties "how did you know they were from PETA"

"They had their PETA name tags on" Popeye's workers replied

Nice photos of Nigella,...ugly name but hot bod
 
2012-06-09 09:58:46 PM
Not bad, but I prefer a rich stew of unborn puppies.
 
2012-06-09 10:01:24 PM
Somebody posted this picture on a bulletin board where I work....
img39.imageshack.us
/can't believe she's even older than I am
//not much older
 
2012-06-09 10:39:45 PM
While I've never partaken of fetus, I have indulged in the flesh of infants. My current favorite is marinated in achote, seville oranges and habañero, then slow roasted. Serve that up with some red onions, as well as habañero salsa, as a torta, or tacos. It is one of the most sublime of culinary experiences, and I highly recommend it. The infant's flesh is just so tender, It falls right off the bone.
 
2012-06-09 10:43:08 PM

Independent as Fark: Somebody posted this picture on a bulletin board where I work....
[img39.imageshack.us image 420x324]
/can't believe she's even older than I am
//not much older


Someone post the picture of her on the beach recently where she looks like a family of seals standing upright in a black garbage bag.
 
2012-06-09 10:43:10 PM
PETA just looks for things to get pissed off about, don't they?
 
2012-06-09 10:48:10 PM

Relatively Obscure: STFU and stop taking your insulin



Recombinant insulin has almost completely replaced insulin obtained from animal sources (e.g. pigs and cattle) for the treatment of insulin-dependent diabetes. A variety of different recombinant insulin preparations are in widespread use.[11] Recombinant insulin is synthesized by inserting the human insulin gene into E. coli, which then produces insulin for human use.[12]


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recombinant_DNA

/won't someone think of the poor bacteria!
 
2012-06-09 10:54:41 PM
I know there is a lot that is farked up about PETA, but can we please stop pretending that posting "People Eating Tasty Animals" is clever? It might have been clever the first time, but you're about 1.5 millions times too late.

/Love Nigella, not sure I'd want an aborted pig fetus though.
// Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark. That one has run it's course as well.
 
2012-06-09 11:06:37 PM

12349876: Relatively Obscure: STFU and stop taking your insulin


Recombinant insulin has almost completely replaced insulin obtained from animal sources (e.g. pigs and cattle) for the treatment of insulin-dependent diabetes. A variety of different recombinant insulin preparations are in widespread use.[11] Recombinant insulin is synthesized by inserting the human insulin gene into E. coli, which then produces insulin for human use.[12]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recombinant_DNA

/won't someone think of the poor bacteria!


Yes, but all the studies/trials sure as hell used animal sources/test subjects. It's like being completely fundamentally opposed to everything Mengele did, but still reaping the rewards of his experiments.
 
2012-06-09 11:08:26 PM

Bezoar: Yes, but all the studies/trials sure as hell used animal sources/test subjects. It's like being completely fundamentally opposed to everything Mengele did, but still reaping the rewards of his experiments.


That's a slippery slope there. You might have to quit enjoying all the buildings created with slave labor etc. etc.
 
2012-06-09 11:16:49 PM
encycl.opentopia.com
 
2012-06-09 11:38:12 PM

buwolverine: I know there is a lot that is farked up about PETA, but can we please stop pretending that posting "People Eating Tasty Animals" is clever? It might have been clever the first time, but you're about 1.5 millions times too late.

/Love Nigella, not sure I'd want an aborted pig fetus though.
// Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark. That one has run it's course as well.


What's run it's course are the farkers who whine about worn out memes and then write "yeah, yeah, welcome to fark".

It's so fresh.
 
2012-06-09 11:40:52 PM

12349876: Bezoar: Yes, but all the studies/trials sure as hell used animal sources/test subjects. It's like being completely fundamentally opposed to everything Mengele did, but still reaping the rewards of his experiments.

That's a slippery slope there. You might have to quit enjoying all the buildings created with slave labor etc. etc.


No, I understand that completely and I wouldn't be so naive as to think I could live a practical life if my morals dictated that nothing I benefit from now could have been born of suffering (hello being a white American!)

But the way the PETA people act and talk, that's exactly the level abstinence they want their followers to stick to. They are pretty bad hypocrites.

Also, the insulin lady (I don't remember when she was president) said it was all right for her to take the animal derived medicine because it was her mission to help animals. So, you know, her life was worth more what with all the getting half naked girls to lay outside mcdonalds in saran wrap and having celebrities get naked/airbrushed for the cause.

And that's why I always go out of my way to tell vegans that peanut butter has the highest FDA allowance for bugs parts. Poor little creatures, all crushed up in your main source of protein!
 
2012-06-09 11:57:50 PM
Nigella talks dirty Link

/oblig
 
2012-06-10 12:13:09 AM
Interested in trading recipies.

0.tqn.com
 
2012-06-10 12:23:39 AM

sno man: flushdepot: PETA would like to have a word with you...

/Sit in the corner
//Now


hey can I fix you a sammy? Tuna and Mercury salad on a bun? Ham on a Seder? Beef with Antibiotics on weck?


No!

/Get yourself into the corner, too.
 
2012-06-10 12:30:05 AM

chewielouie: Nigella talks dirty Link

/oblig


i291.photobucket.com
 
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