Holy shiat, one of the funniest headlines I've read in a while!

The first rule of Fight Club...

Best headline Ever!

The clams are chewy tonight... Something fishy is goin' on around here...

Waiter, there's a guy in my soup.

Cream of sumyungguy

Gobble, gobble.

hmmm...man chowder yeah

"She said she lost her appetite for sex(...)"

One condom and she's full?

Because the soup was lukewarm, they sent their cups back. When the food returned, Sultan said she bit into the condom.

Well, that explains it. Never send anything back and don't piss off the waiter until you are finished.

Says she has lost 10 pounds. Probably a good thing.

Did I really have to read THIS headline first WHEN I just got back from getting the soup I'm about to eat out of the microwave.
Gees...

1. Put condom in soup
2.
3. Profit!

you know you were all thinking it

The soup obviously had a little wang to it.

Sultan and Wild said the women have tested negative for diseases, such as AIDS.


I guess you still can't get AIDS from an unused condom...that's a relief, I have a dresser full of them.

But was the soup ribbed for her pleasure?

I never wear a condom when having sex with clam chowder. I like it raw.

Scam scam scam scam scam!

She must've ordered the bearded clam chowder.

I distinctly asked for Manhattan clam chowder. Why is there a Coney Island whitefish in here?

are people really so dragile that they need drugs and psychothereapy for stupid shiat like this?

Pay me Pay me Pay me.

Oh, she returned it initially.

So that makes what she ate sloppy seconds.

She lost 10 pounds and she's suing? I'm surprised this hasn't started a new dieting trend. Just think, there could be a wealth of dieting supplements in the dirty socks surrounding the average Farkers computer.

Well, did she spit or swallow?

-obvious

"Waiter, I'd like to send this back. It's a little heavy on the lube."

Tell me she isnt over reacting! Sheesh. It was unused. Big freakin deal. Build a bridge and get over it.

On the safe side, don't order the "Greg-nog".

delightful thread.

DD

When condoms are outlawed in chowder, only outlaws will eat condoms in chowder....I'm glad I'm not an outlaw.

Great farking headline. Someone owes me a new monitor *spit my soda all over it*.

Psycho fricken therapy? For finding an unused condom in her food? Perhaps she is one of the tragic millions duped by quack medical science into thinking this will help her out? Or perhaps she's already so farked up that that she needed it BEFORE gettig the manchowder soup. Or perhaps she just needs a good dose of the LD and some fresh manchowder and was upset that this one was no good?

A year and a half of psychological counseling and a the inabiliity to eat seafood or have sex? Geez isnt that a little bit of over reaction there? Sounds to me like she is just trying to appear as vicimized as possible to get a larger settlement.

You know, I really, really hate all of these stupid lawsuits... but in this case... I might almost let this one go.

I mean, it's horse shiat that the woman is suffering from this. She should just sue on the grounds that it's wicked gross.

"I can't touch fish," she said. "I can't smell fish. I get sick. I can't eat soups anymore." She said she lost her appetite for sex and food, and lost about 10 pounds.
Guess she can't play for the other side now!

She's never gonna live this one down

1st off: Great headline.
2nd off: ~~~~"I can't touch fish," she said. "I can't smell fish. I get sick. I can't eat soups anymore." She said she lost her appetite for sex and food, and lost about 10 pounds. ~~~~

Thats funny, sad, AND disgusting!!!

and 3rd: Ditto said~~~~ "She lost 10 pounds and she's suing? I'm surprised this hasn't started a new dieting trend. Just think, there could be a wealth of dieting supplements in the dirty socks surrounding the average Farkers computer."

OLOLOLOLOL!!!1111111111111

In related notes: I hemm naut a clumsai cleuseresque waitaiirrr

Good headline.

So if they put condoms in the New England clam chowder, does that mean they put tampons in the Manhattan Clam Chowder?

On second thought, don't answer that.

Did anyone say "ewwwwww"?

I don't blame her. I once set down a Special Export and went to the bathroom. I came back and took a sip of the beer and a cockroach had crawled in there. That was 20 years ago and I still can't drink Special Export.

I just needed to simmer for a while longer. Then it would not have been so rubbery.

Check out the ad for the restaurant, "Annie's" on the same page of that link. Something tells me they don't want to be associated with that headline...

Because the soup was lukewarm, they sent their cups back. When the food returned, Sultan said she bit into the condom.

And THAT my friends is why I never send anything back.

Even if it was used, some extra protein wouldn't hurt her. Some things aren't worth getting upset over.

mmmm. Tastes like fish.

What a minute. Can't enjoy sex because it smells like fish? What side was she playing for to begin with?

What a minute. Shouldn't her husband being suing for lose of marital whatever the lawyers call it? Does she have a husband? No? Then how can she enjoy sex she wasn't having? She was having sex? Out of wedlock. Tut tut tut.

Chef musta been using the other wrong kinda clams.

Good thing she didn't order the head cheese.